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Will you live or die /b/?
Yugo from wakfu the guy can warp around and shoot rays and shit so maybe
Ed from full metal alchemist?
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Macho Man Randy Savage
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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Dexter from the Showtime show Dexter.
I think I'll be good.
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The Batman.
>>684522179
Love that show.
The Animaniacs are coming to save me.
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a depressed john travolta
Mike and Frank from America pickers, I'm fucked
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>>684521907
I am very interested to see how this goes down.
Shawn Spencer
I'm fucked
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Anthony Bourdain
Jon Taffer....i can see it now
You're a FOOL! Do you even KNOW you're kidnapped? SHAME on you.
Dwight Schrute.
I don't know how to feel about this
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Agent Dale Cooper
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kimmy schmidt
i guess i stand a chance
I'm good
Daniel day lewis
Uncle fucking Jesse from full house
Dace Chappelle. I just know that crazy nigger is gonna let me die
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Bender... I guess I'm fucked
http://www.trbimg.com/img-55f696bd/turbine/la-et-hc-agents-of-shield-chloe-bennett-debuts-quake-costume-20150913
quake from shield, seems i live through it
Joseph Joestar MOTHERFUCK YEAH!
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I was watching an episode of "WWII in color" on the History Channel.
So Adolf Hitler.
Harry Potter.
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Mark Summers from Unwrapped
>ruh-roh raggy
>>684522658
No way if anything your gonna get years added to your life after he saves you
Vince Vaughn, hmm I'm not sure how I will do.
>>684522358
yeah but then you'll have to deal with an hour of wooden robot "acting" and completely inconsistent behavior
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sherlock holmes, so i guess im fucked but at least he will find the people responsible
Kaguya Otsutsuki
Richard from Silicon Valley.
Ill see you all in Hell
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Whoever is pitching for the Dodgers
>>684522410
Best scenario in thread
Cleveland brown. Looks like I'm dead then.
Eric Andre?
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Literally, just before looking at this, Garnet from Steven Universe. I think I'm safe.
>>684522842
You're a pain in my ass, anon...but don't even sweat it dawg. those guys that kidnapped you... the *BURP* guys that took you, they're totally dead, Anon. Now all thats left is to eat some pancakes with the syrup on TOP
The 9th doctor, so, I think I will be fine.
>>684521907
Gonna be just fine
Eddie Guerrero
>shows up with a septic truck and hoses me down
kek
Louie C.K.
I'm cucked.
Full house.....fuck
im good
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Amos Burton from the expanse series.
That mother fucker is gonna either save me or annihilate the scum that captured me.
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DAVID FUCKING ATTY-B!
He'll use his smooth narrating voice to round up a bunch of mountain gorillas, convince them it's their idea, walk them into a war with a few mirrored walls. I slip out with my rhino horn fleshlight and powdered snow leopard sleep aid.
Bob's boss from the Incredibles
Oprah... I'm fucked, go on without me
Steven Universe
Lucifer from Lucifer. I think I am quite fine.
>>684523851
"Alright, criminal scum, it's time to look under your chairs! That's right, you get a brand new car!"
The transporter.. Hmmm, good ods.
Nathan Drake (Uncharted 4)
Well, I'm fucked
http://marygreeley.com/?page_id=27472
>>684524005
That's tricky. Lucifer is kind of neutral good. You might be fucked.
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Sterling Archer...
Agent May from Shield. I might be OK.
Nora motherfucking Valkyrie
i can hear the musical sounds of explosions now
im good
Wallace from Wallace and Gromit. Well, shit.
drake (the rapper) Saturday night live. i dont even like snl
I'm not sure
John cena at the end of daddy's home
>>684524388
You would've been better off with Gromit. Sorry, bud.
Homer fucking simpson...im screwed in so many levels
>>684524493
My nigga
Guy Fieri's gonna save me and take me to flavor town baby
Hmm... I think the leverage team is one of the best possible options honestly.
Michael from prison break so i should be alright
Keri, Grant and Tori from Mythbusters. I have no idea how that's going to turn out.
Pam Halpert
Angie Tribeca, I think i'm ok.
Saul Goodman.
I get Leela.
Not bad actually, she's rad at Kung-Fu, drives a spaceship and usually carries a blaster pistol.
Big and Little from funnybones. i was watching it for nostalgic reasons.
I'm dead.
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Hannibal Smith? Sounds like I'm safe for like ever.
The penguins from Madagascar
> might have a shot
Not unhappy.
One Punch Man.
Safe as fuck.
Bill Cosby
>>684524526
Idk, Simpsons often has a happy ending. It may not be pretty but Homer may come through for you.
>>684521907
like actually on a TV? I have no idea. But Kimmy McGill if you just mean TV show, I have a chance
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Tomoko Kuroki (Watamote).
I'm a dead man.
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clevlend brown im fucked
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hank hill
Ms. Frizzle from Magic School Bus. I'm safe.
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christopher moltisanti.
Sopranos FTW.
am I going to be alright guise?
I'm fucked!
>>684524903
She'll rescue you, or die trying!
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Hellsing comes for me, no sweat
The avengers lul
The Warriors. I'm pretty good
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Peridot from Steven Universe.
Archer.
I'll be alright. May lose a toe at worst.
twilight sparkle xD
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Jack Bauer
Columbo
King Henry VIII
>>684525548
you good hope you like horse pussy
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some indian lady from a house seller show or some shit.
Agent Scully from The X Files, I might actually live this time
Adolf HItler.
Kidnappers are fucked.
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Dave Chappelle
I'm fucked
Bear Grylls, thank god
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Peter Griffin. Probably gonna die kek
>>684524938
its literally his job, you could do a lot worse
>>684525547
kek, you'd die but archer would definetley be safe
Cpt. Chandler from the last ship. I'm good
I'd know better how safe I was if I knew who kidnapped me
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Daniel Tosh from Tosh.0 :/ i don't know man
should be good
Jon Snow
I'll probably get killed by fire in the process of being saved
Sullivan from Monsters University, I think I'll be ok
>>684525887
under rated post
>>684521907
I'm gonna be fine.
kevin spacey as sitting president? Pretty safe/10
Shiro Emiya. Im good
Special agent fox mulder.
The X Files
Am I good?
What do
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James Holden from the expanse. I'm fucked unless he finishes that cuppa joe and sends in the troops.
Detective Benson :D from Law & Order SVU.
Peter Griffin
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Fucking hell I hate my life. I WAS WATCHING AN ANIME BEFORE THIS YOU SHITFUCK.
Edward Elric.
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Matt Kenseth, Kyle Larson and Chase Elliot.
Pretty fucked.
damn, it's sadam
By dick wolfs standards I'll probably be raped several times over a 45 minute period until she and her cronies bust in and save me. Or about 22 minutes in they find my dead body. Either way I'll probably be fine
Sam and Dean Winchester
Deadpool. Yeah, I'm gonna be fine and it's going to be fucking hilarious.
Thank Jesus I'm in an x files kick again rewatching all of them after watching this new season. Fox and his sexy sidekick coming to save me from the aliens. Game Over bitches
>>684526474
you, you are my homie. what season mulder we talkin?
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Walter White
think im good
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im good
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Bill Murray in groudhog day. I think I am fucked.
>>684526523
the book version of james holdan would pull it off in a giffy
Homer Simpson
The raid failed
>black science man
Neil degrasse tyson
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jon snow, little finger, tyrion...i'm good.
Thomas Shelby
Fuck
>>684521907
im gonna alright
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Chief Wiggum from the simpsons... Fug
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Bear Grylls.. ILL BE FINE!
Dwight Schrute.
I think I'm gonna be okay guys.
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Houtarou Oreki.
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Nice I have Aang trying to rescue me. This could go well
>>684523093
you're fucked dude.
>>684526872
his days will reset until he finally saves you!
>>684524584
lmao.
>>684521907
Think I'm ok so long as I've not been kidnapped by twin Asian dominatrixes....
Does porn count too? Because if so Sasha Grey is fucking her way here
>>684526974
Shit, does he have time too rescue me too?
The winchesters. I think I'll live.
>>684521907
The ones who kidnapped me are fucked beyond their capacity.
>>684526792
Season 2. And he was old as shit in that last episode.
>>684526563
she's sexy man
The last person I seen on TV was an angel named Gloria.
I am saved! You all are too!
>>684526813
No. I am the one who knocks!!
>>684526716
Hell of a getaway driver, though
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Adam Demamp from Workaholics
I'm pretty dead
GUTS, GUTS GUTS
>>684527418
lol. she'll get kidnapped too on purpose just because she likes it.
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Jerry Seinfeld
>>684521907
>the crystals gems are saving my sorry ass
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John Slattery as Steve Austin in 30 Rock
I'll be fine
Officer Barbrady, i think ill make it.
>>684526749
I got chuck to save me... I may be boned.
>IP Man 1&2 (on Netflix™)
Get fucking wrecked kidnappers.
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Heisenberg.
You're god damn right
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Thanos
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Rick Sanchez
Michael Weston from Burn Notice.
My odds of surviving are pretty damn good.
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Jackson Teller is coming for me.
Thank God.
Archer so it'll take a while but I'll live
wirt from otgw
The contestants of Master Chef Australia.
I'll live, but I'll wish I were dead.
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Saul Goodman. He probably knows a guy...
>>684526872
no way are you fucked, Bill Murray is the king.
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Jedi I'm saved
John reese from person of interest is most definitely saving me.
Shit.
>>684524238
Might lose a limb, but you'll be alive
fucking minions
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George Carlin, im fucked..
>>684524526
You're lucky. I got Peter Griffin.
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Sydney Bristow from Alias.
I'm saved.
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naruto. I feel like im more fucked now
Well I'm probably saved. but the after part is what's worrying me...
Jake Peralta. I'm probably going to die hilariously
>>684524098
TV show dicknuts
>>684528600
Or considering that Ash vs Evil Dead was also open, maybe it will be Ash.
I'm fucking saved bitch, either way.
>>684528609
If Frieza is trying to save you, some fucked up shit has already happened.
God fucking damn it...
Dan Harmon
>>684524493
why only salad :(
Archer, so I'm 50/50
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Deadpool
I'm okay
I'm dead.
Gon from HunterxHunter. I should be ok
Guts from Berserk.
>>684522721
Not too bad... he is good at bjj
>>684521907
Does Barry Allen count? Not technically a TV shot star.
>>684528937
you'll get rescued but then he'll accidentally shoot you when you're completely in the clear.
>>684522767
Top kek sir well said
smeg....
>>684521907
pretty good shot. Although I just watched ep 1...
>>684522459
But maybe him saving you will give him a reason to live, something special in his otherwise bleak and lonely existence.
Without you, HE could die.
>>684521907
I will survive cuz i saw Robert Deniro last movie on my tv lolz
im fucked. lmao. BORAT
Peter griffin
Muhfuggin kenshin himura, I'll be alright.
The dude who helps Cusco in The Emperor's New Groove
I might be okay
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I'm dandy, Karas has my back
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Jack Black
Fuck
This faggot. I'm dead
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>Superman
I'm safe
The team from Leverage
I think I'm good
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Ross from friends. Nice knowing you all!
>>684522807
Mah nigga
>>684523331
we're all fucked
Fucked
>>684528609
what kind of monster are you if if frieza is savig you? or what kind of monster are you destined to become?
Rumpelstiltskin from Once Upon a Time. I'm pretty sure he'll go to some drastic lengths to save whoever he wants to save
Saul Goodman. I'm probably fucked.
pretty fucked
Jon Snow. I'm kinda doing pretty well I think.
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>Uncharted commercial
Think I'm safe
I feel okay with this.
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Magical ponies, im either really safe or really fucked.
>>684521907
I'M as good as rescued.
personofinterest.wikia.com/wiki/Sameen_Shaw
Axl Rose
???
>>684528808
...is nobody else shocked that a person on /b/ is watching power rangers?
I'm good OP
>>684532594
You have to think about what side of the internet you're on pal, bow are you shocked by that?
>>684532594
I did when I was a kid too, when the original MMPR came out. Kinda have a bit of a spandex fetish now, so I continue watching Rangers and Super Sentai.
>>684522933
Fucking kek
>>684521907
sterling archer. i am ok with this.
>>684532750
I'm just surprised that somebody held interest this long.
It's been like eighteen years since I stopped watching them
>>684532750
you fucking people stopped shocking me after I saw /d/, nothing is weird to me now.
Goku
but hes having problems with his KI
We're gonna GET SCHWIFTY
Aaron Kauffman from fast and loud idk man probly live
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Raymond Reddington
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I was just watching skyfall..
>>684533032
The show?
>>684521907
MFW agent Mulder and Scully show up right after I die and the whole thing is covered up and forgotten.
>>684533086
movie
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