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>>684521733
everyone does

>>684521733
I like those. Is it yours?

My weapons are all room temperature at the moment. I haven't fired them in over a week.

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>>684522206
fuck

>>684522316
Yep, it's mine

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yes

>>684521733
I keep trying to think of a weapon that is a sure thing to work, will only be thought of as a defensive weapon, and would not easily be taken away from me and used on me (because the attacker could be more aggressive/strong, etc.
My 12 gauge is literally the perfect defensive weapon.

>>684521733
Sword

>>684522637
This is just fantastic. I'd still run from someone with that, but I'd be laughing the whole time. Or think they would fuck my dead body.

>>684522381
Do you have the strength and aggressive instinct enough to use it? Are you the attacker, or are you just trying to defend yourself, or just interested in cold weapons for no particular reason?

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cold is for pussies, my weapons are super chill!

>>684521733

There's a collection of bottles, ashtray and other hard objects that will work fine as improvised weapons. And I am sure there is a knife somewhere in the mess.

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>>684522900
Not necessarily for pussies, in fact you have to be stronger, more aggressive or skilled to successfully use a cold weapon, than a firearm.

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the best weapon is something that's not commonly considered a weapon

>>684523367
LED or halogen?

>>684523367
>>684523476
or xenon, HID?

>>684523367
i have one that was used in the aftermath of 911

>>684521733
I have a katana. Yes, really, but I was like fucking 16 when I bought it. I'm 35 now.

>>684521733
A bokutō.

>>684523476
LED.
But what's more important is that it's durable and heavy (50 oz)

>>684522206
You could get arrested for having one of those in public in the UK.

>>684523826
is it all rusty now or do you still find time to oil it every few months?

>>684522856
Well, let's just say that my college ain't a safe place and I don't have to look for trouble

>>684522637
How can one be so autistic

>>684524282
It was made of the finest nippon steel and folded thousands of times, pleb. It doesn't fucking rust.

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>>684524048
how about one of these?

>>684521733
Got brass knuckles that are only technically legal in the UK because it has a little latch on the back to use it as a belt buckle, that was supposedly a bear's claw.

>>684524836
As long as the Koran is in plain view the police should know that they would face being suspended from duty for racism if they interfered.

>>684524799
>implied you can fold more than five

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>>684524876
Noice

>>684525158

>falling for a meme

>>684525454
Must have skipped school that day pal.

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>>684524360
it's not hard

>>684524300
>and I don't have to look for trouble
This is something most people that have never lived in "unsafe" areas don't understand. They naively believe that if you don't go looking for trouble, everything will be fine.

They do not realize that you don't have to go looking for trouble; trouble is more than happy to get up, shower, get dressed, grab a large cup of coffee and come looking for you.

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I got solid brass vintage ones no edgy cringe lord text on them

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My KA-BAR is always at my side at home...

>>684525815
You didn't get it right ? I don't have to look for trouble, 'cause trouble will always come to me

>>684525852
Agreed. These are real deal.

OP's are scummy flea market made in China junk!

>>684525971
Do you take it with you to shit?

>>684526126
If you say so.

>>684526090
No, I got it. Was making a small point about the real world.

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pic related, will arrive shortly next week

I used to have brace knuckles, but some mom-like girl took them from me when I was at her place and never returned them.

>>684525971
i love me my gaybar

>>684525852
>crim dnt sleep?
>Night Nurse?
>the ol' 1 1 1 1 1 1 1?
>Goldie drops?

>>684526465
This looks like some weapons grade autism.

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>>684526465

3 collectors hatchets worth about 400$

>>684526465
Meme knife
Have fun going against the Geneva convention phaggot

>>684526465
shiiit man, that's the knife I've being looking for months

>>684526831
What's written on your kabar?

>>684526807
Teenage Mutant aspie turtle or BBQ dad

>>684527024
>ive got something to put in you
>I wanna take you to a kabar kabar

ITT: The most useless, tacticool, cringe, autism shit ever

Except for the flashlight dude

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come at me fags

>>684521733
that kind of knuckle brass is a retarded thing to have, like its easy enough to kill someone with a regular one - you have to be extra carefull with the dull one, using that sharp fucker on at the pic will give you many years in jail too easy

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Ya'll mothafuckas need more guns

>>684527977
Kekz

>>684525116
Damn son! Looks like your ready for a riot to break down your door!
I like the setup tho.

Is the saucer sheild Kevlar?

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YEAH NIGGA GOT THIS Co2 GUN NIGGA POP POP NIGGA

>>684526853
You realize the Geneva Convention only applies to soldiers in war, not civilians, right?

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In case any of you fags actually seriously need a weapon...

About $70 on amazon and Mike will tell you how to use it.

Boil the handle in hot water to make it rough like Mike says....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kwyCs4gFgI

>>684527393
Kek that fucking song

>>684521733
knuckle irons are just cheap, if you are going to hit someone atleast do it with your own fist..

>>684526831
>electric six quotes on your kabar
Kek

>>684526807
The second knife from the top is meme-tier amazon product.
Care to tell about your experiences with it?
Pros, cons, etc?

>>684526869
>I've being looking for months
Well you've come to the right place, retard. It's called the internet.

>>684524360
Oh, thats because you haven't seen the furries on /k/

>>684525116
sweet trailer bro

>>684528165
nice presentation

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Yes

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>>684526465

>>684528342
But OP is trying to WIN the fight, though.

>>684528165
Noice, the only reason why id move to fatland would be to get a nice weapon.

>>684526740
How so?

>>684529073
Where are you now? I might agree to trade places.

>>684528165
I've got an air pistol. Pew pew.

>if I shoot you in the face you are going to A&E straight after grafting my place
>shot myself in the leg a few year ago after I was roosed by an anon saying they will sting and ricochet off
>every single shot went under my skin
>had to dig them out with vodka and a steak knife
>forget about it and I'm due in court (years later)
>detector goes off, hand wand going off over my shin
>still have one lodged in there

>>684521733

ITT: children too young to buy firearms

>>684529162
Canada

>>684526831
Just looked up close at the edge on yer ka-bar!
What ya been doing with it? Cutting up nail infested old pallets or something?

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i was waiting fr ppl to start showing off their guns so heres mine

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Check this shit out

>>684529367
>367
>is it?

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>>684525116

>>684528206

Nah, it's aluminum. Ballistic shields tend to be tower-shield style and are markedly thicker.

>>684528564

Conex box actually. Good guess though.

This is making me wonder what happened to the black jack I got from my great grandmothers place after she died...

>>684529558
nah .44

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I call her lucy

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>>684522206
absolute madman

>>684528071
It's not sharp, it's just pointy

>>684529670
I'd call her Barb

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>>684522206
ohshitnigga.png

>>684529660
it was exactly like pic

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Handguns for the apocalypse. I is ready misser

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>>684529620
haha, noice.

>>684528308

Here is Mike's secret vid and a god one on taking out just about any fuck with a stick..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg14Kp1NgTE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2yfWaoUG8E

>>684526484
If you're too much of a pussy bitch to take them back then you have no business having those.

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My baby.

>>684529196
What if I don't like guns ?

>>684530117
>Secret club of YouTube
How do I get a card?

>>684530203
Is that a laptop battery?

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Allahu akbats. I keep a bunch in cages for emergencies.

>>684529943

>Handguns for the apocalypse

So what happens when you run out of ammo?

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Only ever fired it once, the way I see it is, if someone is breaking into my house they're dead quick, not sure how I could miss with this thing, loud as a motherfucker, though.

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>>684530456
Well it's still a chunk of metal... Bash them over the head?

>>684530469
Yes, shotguns are loud as a motherfucker. Can confirm. What the fuck is that on the top though?

>>684530398
It's a novelty usb. Looks funny plugged in because it's long as shit

>>684530469

>not sure how I could miss with this thing

It's a shotgun, not a magical death beam. Unlike vidya games, shotgun shot only spreads about 1 inch per yard, so at around 10 feet you're only looking at a tennis ball-diameter spread at most. It's definitely easy to miss with a shotgun and only idiots think you don't need to aim with one.

>>684526807
Those are all very cheap knives and by cheap I mean that they are obviously not of good quality. those type of things are really not worth the money

>>684530469
Take it out and shoot it more faggot. In a hone invasion situation it's all about muscle memory. You don't have time to think. Or even wonder if you hammered a shell home. Seriously, get familiar with it. You can still miss, even with a shotty.

>>684530794
This. It's not some Dragonball Z orb of destruction.

>>684530469
What are the laws in your state on killing an intruder?
In the UK we have to be at the mercy of a psycho's decision at contact, you can't stop a threat before it becomes a huge one. But, if an intruder is not on the ground floor, you can kill em.

>>684530762
Foldable stock

>>684530762
stock

>>684530469
That's not yours though

>>684530745
whoever's gun that is they deserve a congratulation for ruining it by making it pink

this shit isnt as bad as the dude who put mlp stickers on that antique gun though

>>684530762
>what the fuck is that at the top though

srsly?

>>684526126
>pointed knuckles
>junk
Get punched with both and tell me which one is junk.

>>684530745

Yeah I guess that's true. But in a situation where they have a machete or a blade with reach aren't you kinda fucked?

>>684531138
Or a boomerang

>>684529228
Fatland? Fuck off Tim Horton

>>684526831
>>684527393
That's amazing.

>>684521733
I got a knife in my backpack always

>>684531218
It's such an unexpected weapon

>>684531317
>get attacked
>"shit bro hold up let me grab my knife out my backpack first"

>>684531014
They manufacture those in pink specifically to market them towards women. It's totally different than the fucker who painted up that mauser, even though it was just a Mitchell's mauser. There's also the Lee Enfield that was fucked, the C96 Mauser that someone covered in chalk and put MLP stickers on, and the 1936 Luger that someone painted blue and white with a Jew star on top.

>>684522206
I actually know somebody that had to get surgery because he severed a tendon with a butter knife. He was pretty pissed about the whole situation.

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I love my karambit.

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>>684530961
My state works with the castle law, we're able to shoot and kill anyone who is a threat on our property, police don't even question it here, because of this crime is some of the lowest in the USA, no one dares fuck around with anyone's house because people get gunned down in the blink of an eye


God Bless the USA.

>>684531847
Someone plays too much counter strike

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You people need to stop buying shitty, chinese produced, meme knives. If you actually want a real combat knife, get an Ontario 498 (pic related, second from bottom) for like $40 on Amazon. Or any Ontario surplus bayonet. Stop buying shit, people.

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>>684531237

Did you just use Tim Horton as an insult for a Canadian? That's some weapons grade retardation right there.

>>684531957
Which state? Castle doctrine is pretty common but I think it's questioned more in some states than in others.

>>684531218

I have a feeling in the right hands a boomerang could seriously fuck you up.

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>>684526740

Agreed they look edgelord/10 but triangular knives have been banned in warfare because of the damage they can do. They make a shaped wound channel that is almost impossible to close up

>>684530745
FN. very nice

>>684526090
>You didn't get it right ?

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>>684530107
it's like a wall of style over substance. What's the serrated sword for? Cutting bread? And good luck stabbing anyone with the talon-claw knives.

It looks good in video games, but those things are totally ineffective. The sogs are fine, but none of them have been used. Have fun sitting at your computer desk, hoping a black person breaks into your house, and that he doesn't have a gun.

what is cold weapons you mean cool?>>684521733

>>684521733
that would hurt your palm

>>684530745
Nice pink gun. Did it come with a dress and two tickets to "RENT"?

>>684521733
this muricans...

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>>684532084
a knife is a knife mother fucker, what does it matter if its made in the usa or china?>

>>684531685
... but how

>>684530961
in my state (clapistani here) the moment you bust open my window you're fair game and probably as good as dead.

>>684532084
Amen to this. Look at those. Those are genuine knives. And they've been used. They're not just laying around while some fatty thinks he can hide under a box and solid snake some niggers during a BLM riot.

>>684532504
not as much it would hurt your stupid face

>>684522637
you are such a queer sack of rancid shit, anon.

>>684531685
He needs to get his head in the game and get butter at it.

>>684532650
depends if you're using it as a knife or as a stabby mc bleeder