You're doing it wrong. The immortality gives you more time to get rich (it's really not that hard if you just stick to it). It also gives you more time to enjoy being rich once you finally succeed.

Oh, and PS - it doesn't actually cost that much for what is essentially an "age reset". Like, you could do it for under 10 grand and with way less technology and equipment than the average high school chemistry student uses in class.

>>684521026
And, to head off your next question - if you do it at least once every 20 years or so, it might as well be immortality. And yes, it really works.

>>684521336
What really works?

>>684520109
>What is your ultimate goal in life?
I want to either
1) establish contact with intelligent alien civilizations, or
2) design and develop the first general purpose AI.

By achieving either of these objectives, we could actually call ourselves Masters of the moterhfucking Universe.

Jesus christ, just typing about it gets me fucking HYPED. Time to play around with some more TensorFlow!

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To look important.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCA0jhVCFTw

>>684520109
To die.

>>684520109
Mines the same as yours except I don't have a plan and I'm gonna die like the rest of the cucks

>>684520109
My goal is to find someone who loves me, so far I'm really far away from that, I cry myself to sleep every night

>>684521893
Vampirism.
No, not like in the movies. Like, in the lab. Stealing a little youth from the young (it's not like they appreciate it anyway. Besides, it doesn't really take it away from them - more like letting them share it a little.

Works best with pre-teen blood, although the legalities are a little grey. Travel to 3rd world countries (and doing good screening for diseases) is a prerequisite.

There's a whole vacation tour, costs about $8K, includes 3 weeks in a mediocre resort, but daily transfusions the whole time: you give a pint, then get a pint, each from a different (and highly screened) donor of the same gender from 12-18 years old.

It's very popular with certain celebrities and hedge fund managers. Also some politicians.

>>684520109
I have already achieved immortality. Sucks that you are so far behind

>>684520109
How old are you op

>>684520109
Same as yours , im happy im no the only who thinks that way

>>684522997
$8k every 20 years sounds cheap as fuck

i want to take over the world and have everyone submit to my every command
i also want an army of boys who all love me and would sacrifice themselves just to get a smile out of me

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>>684525639
Lord Ra what are you doing in a place like this

>>684520109
i thought i was the only one who really craves for immortality like that. nobody else wants it badly as me. i'm literally going to dedicate my entire life to achieving immortality, possibly will die trying.

>>684525639
Found the feminist

>>684525639
I would sacrifice myself to see you smile, I also have dreams about dominating the world

>>684523818
I'm 19

All you immortality fags, are you looking at any particular method?

>>684527924
Pretty young to be thinking about this, that's cool good luck to you bro

>>684527936
intensive research on animals who possess biological immortality
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biological_immortality
they already have the method. the only thing someone would have to do is implement it into humans

>>684525639
Do you have kik??

>>684528500
I don't know enough biology to tell whether or not it's feasible but it's comforting to know it already exists. I think my hopes lie with stem cells and bio programming / CRISPR shit.

>>684529697
Idk, if they actually find a way to live forever, tumblr fags, and sjw, will protest and it will be illegal or something

>>684530303
I don't think you can stop something that powerful, like if you're working on it and you know it works you'll do yourself for sure no matter what anyone says. And also that's why you need the money of course.

>>684530303
do you really think something as ground-breaking and impactful as human immortality will be subject to tumblr fags and those little prepubescent teens? nah.

>>684530728
That's where the problem begin, jealous people who can't afford immortality, would protest, also people who don't understand, humanity fears what doesn't understand

>>684531335
thing is, you can never stop rich, powerful influential people from getting what they want. sure there would be a gigantic media fuss over immortality, conferences would've been held, speeches would've been made and protests would be a constant but those rich people would still get it one way or another behind the sheets...

>>684531335
I agree with what you're saying but I think the technology will be invented regardless of what the poor majority thinks of it, because rich people are humans too and like you imply everyone wants that immortality. Also the way it's finally done could be in so many ways it's impossible to argue about the real life implications. Might be really, really cheap and just in the form of a pill for all we know so it could be available to everyone, though that would of course bring even more problems in the form of overpopulation etc.

>>684531880
I hate people, who don't let humanity progress, I mean, of course there are things only rich people can get, but they eventually become available to everyone, airplanes flys, computers, cell phones etc etc

Did you even read what you posted? Retard, /x/ is that way fedora tipping RPer

>>684532720
/thread

Really? You want to live this shitty life forever?

>>684527467
Pls answer me, I need a girl like you in my life

>>684532720
There's an organisation that plans to achieve immortality by 2040/50 so I want to be prepared just in case I can maybe become immortal. Maybe someone else cracks it. Regardless I still make a shit tonne of money, maybe.

The fuck is /x/ about that? : /

>

>>684533235
You're never going to reach immortality by "scientific discovery" It's not going to happen I guarantee you. Find something meaningful to do with your life instead of chasing after false hope

>>684532918
it's only shitty for people with no fucking clue. if you had a sense and look outside of your miserable petty life you'd see how fucking amazing this world is and how spectacular would it be to live throughout human history. the shit you'd be able to see, perceive, experience....few people can comprehend that hypothetical magnificence in its entirety.

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>>684520109
I've always wanted to do the exact opposite. Put my fortune into researching robotics rather than artificial longevity.

Then I can kill myself and have a near perfect robot clone take my place so that my friends and family wouldn't be sad.

>>684520109
lolol dat 4minute tuscan raider gif doe

>>684533462
There is already research into this man, like shit. Companies with a lot of money and so much smarter than you. Uncomprehendingly smarter than you. You really can't have an opinion on what's going in that field without actually -knowing-.

You ain't crushin dis dream sweetheart

>>684533462
You're clearly an expert on the subject, care you explain why this will never be possible? You're not a lying faggot are you?

>>684533462
it's by scientific discovery that you even reach anything. plenty of things ordinary in today's world was far-fetched and considered impossible in the past centuries until scientific discovery made it possible. dumbass. sure, immortality is a complex concept, more than anything we have been able to achieve until today but technology and scientific researches are always in constant evolution.

>>684533649
They could be basically the same thing. Just keeping your brain in a stable condition which supports its growth and life.

>>684533810
You're acting as if research is a 100% garuntee of something happening... I could say I'm researching the brains of ice in a different universe. I can make any ridiculous claim and a fat autist or a loser would believe me with no question (You in this case). You have not even the slightest knowledge of my intellect.

tl:dr You're eating horse shit and lies out of your idol's hands. Kys

>>684533961
Death is an imminent thing for everyone. No man is going to escape it by making some ridiculous discovery. There's only one way and scientists aren't going to take you there

>>684534002
This is true. Honestly I don't think we're very far off from making this a reality.

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>>684520109
You're on a fool's errand. Death is another part of life. Accept it or not.

>>684533978
Absolute baloney. There's nothing super stellar about the world we live in today fool.

>OMG SCIENTISTS ARE SO AMAZING THEY MADE A PRINTER

>>684534506
You sound like you know what you're talking about. I've always wondered why we age, can you explain it to me?

I see

>>684534833
>Why do we grow frail?

>>684522002
>design and develop the first general purpose AI.
Roko's basilisk is pleased with you.
>the future AI

>>684534747
Life or death?

>>684534833
Not him, we age do to oxidation

>>684520109
To eat twinkies and nothing but twinkies until I'm dead.

On the contrary. As I said before, making a lot of money would be pretty neat "just in case" immortality could be a successful thing. It's still fine if it doesn't man.

What is your ultimate goal in life?

>>684520109
To create immortality and then keep the secret to myself, laughing as all the rich fuckers die!

>>684535068
Is this supposed to be an answer?

>>684535224
Explain what that means

live life alone in an isolated place, like in the woods, or on a boat, or in an island.

and be totally sustaintable, get my own food, water and eletricity from the environment

actually it's not my ultimate goal in life, but is something i want to do someday to check if this is the kind of life that i really want to live

>>684535548
>Why do stones decay?
> Why do trees age?

>>684535552
I'd fucking love to do something like that but at the same time, I'm kinda thinking you'd start to miss easy life.

>>684535725
You think humans age because wind and water is wearing us down?

I want to live long enough to, explore alien worlds, meet alien life, experience the peak of virtual reality, and drive around a space ship while high on alien drugs

>>684536021
Yea, so immortality, right?

>>684520109
To be happy.

>>684536021
>first human to bang an alien

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>>684535725
its called weathering you fucking retard, got nothing to do with humans
>FUCKING RETARD

>>684520109
Are you six?

>>684520109
Same goal, anon.

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>>684520109
I want to rape a little cute girl(less than 10 years old) after sex make she comite suicide and kill my self after

>>684536147
Not really. I'm fine with dying after at least the alien worlds thing

>>684536369
>>684535981
literal autism
>kys
>or
>kys
option is yours

>>684536358
YOu know it boi

>>684536161
Not happy now?

>>684536585
You wanna have another go at explaining why humans age, buddy? Let's call this one a mulligan.

>>684535548
By molecular oxidation, when your cells create energy, also when cell divides the telemeres shorten, and that also provokes aging

>>684536810
That's hardly relevant to immortality dipshit

>>684520109
to have her and to become one with the universe

>>684536986
Repeating the word does not mean you're explaining it.

>>684537061
Not aging is literally immortality? So knowing why we age seems relevant?

That she were 3 years older, and that we live close, not separated for thousands of miles

>>684537374
Yes because age doesn't initiate death.

>>684537735
No? What does?

>>684537374
I explain the telomeres one, also the molecular oxidation is when the mitochondrias of your cell creates energy, cmon they teach me this in school

>>684537902
You think aging is the reason we die?

>>684537061
now you're just pushing the limits of stupid. can't tell if this is bait or not.

>>684537902
You could die young idiot, just a bullet to your brain and you are done

>>684538168
Answer my question then fucking retard.

Do we die because we age?

>>684529697
Biomechatronics could be what you're looking for, though it doesn't seem that advanced yet.

>>684535430
was meant for >>684534363

>>684538220
Ding! Ding! We have someone who actually has a brain in this thread

>>684538081
Well that's what I thought, but you're telling me there's a different reason?

>>684537902
A big part of it is damage done during the rna coding process. Your dna literally frays at the end as the acgt structures degrades from use. Thats the simplest it can be put.

>>684538261
>biomechatronics
I think I found a new favorite word, I feel more intelligent just by saying it

>>684538292
I am just saying immortality isn't going to happen in this life here.

Doesn't really matter what my ultimate goal is tbh I just wanted to address the immortality comment

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>>684538470
So by your logic babies shouldn't die.

>>684538643
No, They don't die, they always live through our hearts

>>684538550
I just don't get how you can have such a fixed mindset on something that's probably quite out of your depth. Know something we don't?

>>684538643
Refer to my comment here >>684538491

do you retards understand how long "forever" is? the human brain works never be able to comprehend all the information.
you would live through this exact universe an infinite amount of times.
you would live through a universe where the only difference from our own would be your grandma with a dick growing out of her head an infinite amount of times.
an infinite number of universes, the only difference would be some alien queefing seven billion light years from earth.
sometimes, Hitler wins
sometimes, Americans are thin
sometimes, you watch everyone you love die from painful rectal cancer
an infinite amount of times.
only one constant remains;
op is always a faggot

>>684534363
>you have not even the slightest knowledge of my intellect

Damn, and here I was thinking 4chan was just 16 year olds. How's it going loser?

>>684538852
I was made aware of that. But I just wanted to show that other guy age is not TOO relevant in this issue

>>684538261
Never heard of Biomechatronics before but quick google and it sounds cool. If you thought this is what I meant by bio programming, what I meant is editing our dna, and programming viruses and bacteria to perform tasks like fight cancer and clean our arteries by writing their dna from scratch.

>>684538812
Or my penis in my case

>>684538933
Not so good I guess. And you autist?

>>684538812
I like you

>>684520109
My ultimate life goal is to achieve the ability to read and control minds.
I want to be able to look at somebody, anybody, and just crush their minds into nothing just because I can.
I tell people I know that I want this because it would make it easier to help others, but honestly I just crave the power to destroy somebody from the inside.

self-sustaining NEET

>>684538643
By your logic you wouldn't take medicine for illness? Because you could get shot in the head tomorrow anyway?

>>684538845
Death is the penalty for our sins believe it or not. Eternal life only comes through Jesus Christ

>>684539283
And I like you too anon;)

>>684532939
>I need a girl like you in my life
>girl

>>684522997
Your fucking retarded, fresh blood won't repair aged cells. Even if your body could live forever using this technique it'd be pointless once you reach a point where your brain might as well be pudding. The reason we age in the first place is because once the umbilical cord is cut we're in a constant state of dying.

>>684539395
Are you serious? The point just completely went over your head didn't it

>>684520109
To wait until you discover the method of immortality, then steal it from you before you can get it and kill you.

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>>684539169
>autist
I love it, you imply you have such a great intellect only to reference me as an autist.

What's getting you down anon?

>>684539478
Ok woman

>>684539453
I'll kick it up a notch and even say I love you

>>684539716
To help this guy

>>684539724
You link me calling you an autist with my intellect? Do you even know where you are retard?

>>684539776
Yeah, you know fuck it all, I love you anon, I fucking love you

>>684539604
You're the only one here who thing immortality in this thread is anything other than biological immortality bro and you shit on it like you wouldn't give your left hand for a chance to live another 10000 years

>>684538925
Immortal in the sense of just continuing your brain and staying on with society, yknow? For all you know you could die in a nuke from North Korea 10 days after you new, shiny immortality is up and running.

It would only last for as long as humanity lasts. Why would you ever pass the opportunity to watch humanity grow? You could always just pull the plug when you wanted also.

>>684522997
He's right
Look at david rockefeller. That nigga has had like 5 heart transplants, dont tell me he isnt a vampire. He'll 'die' soon but actually just change his name and return to high level society when the heat goes away.

>>684540193
Fuck are you even saying man? Immortality isn't going to happen by some amazing discovery by science believe it or not. That's something completely unachievable by scientists.. sorry to burst your bubble

>>684540193
Not the guy you were talking to, but I would never want to be immortal.
I've accepted that I'll die someday, I'm perfectly okay with that.
The thought of watching my loved ones die and the world deteriorate is horrific.

>>684540036
Your oubviously not a very objective reasoner (part of having intellect by definition) if you approach someone by calling them an autist.

>>684540523
All that could happen in your lifetime though lol

>>684540523
>loved ones
So I'm perfect for immortality then

>>684540757
I'll ask you again, do you even know where you are?

>It's already summer

>>684540762
It could, and it will. Why would anybody want to suffer through more of that than they have to?
It would be so mind numbingly lonely and heartbreaking.

>>684540513
I'm saying "immortality" in the sense OP meant it means to stop aging, and I would like you to explain why this is impossible for science to achiev

>>684540523
And this time span you wish to exist just happens to coincide with the human life span? So if the average human lived 200 years you'd off yourself at 100? People lose loved ones literally every day and they keep soldiering on. Kinda weird that you assume your loved ones wouldn't be immortal along with you. And the world is not deteriorating, it's constantly getting better.

>>684539565
>The reason we age in the first place is because once the umbilical cord is cut we're in a constant state of dying.
there's an aging agent with the air.ever hear about those turtles that like 10 thousand years or the coelacanth they are expose to more hydrogen than they are oxygen.need less to say you should stop breathing to help prevent aging.you can thank me later.say hi to Micheal Jackson for me.

>>684540925
Oh god, just shut up already. Just accept that you made a post that contradicted itself.

>>684520109
My ultimate life goal at the moment is completely not to exist after my death (in every sense and meaning possible). it sounds simple, but I affraid it's not. and thats the reason I am affraid of suicide.

may be this goal will change, but chanse of it are not big.

>>684541025
I am going under the assumption that I'm the only one immortal.
Immortality goes against my beliefs, I guess. It just doesn't seem right, it seems miserable.

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to die forever

>>684520109
>achieve immortality
>has nothing else to live for
>kills himself

Don Hertzfelt

It's such a beautiful day
Im so proud of you
Everything will be OK

For any fags who think that inmortality is something awesome, this movie help me realize that living forever is not worth it and also helped me overcame my fear to dead

>>684540964
That could happen to you within the next few years for all you know, meaning you don't even have to be immortal to face what you fear most.

But yeah I agree being immortal in this sinful world would be so miserable

>>684541025
Immortality isn't just simply not aging. It's to live forever and eternally.

This is impossible for science to achieve.

>>684540168
Thanks anon, appreciate that

>>684541320
If that happens then at least I'll know it was meant to happen like that. I'd just have to keep going until my time came.

>>684541195
Where? You're obviously mad because you just made a fool of yourself.

You have school in the morning kiddo make sure to get plenty of rest

>>684541770
Alrighty big pimpin'

>>684541581
You're going to be just cold like that? I'm tired of you not trying to make this relationship to work

>>684541529
>impossible for science
Transcendence look that movie up.

>>684541529
I wouldn't say it's impossible exactly. You know brain transplants have happened before? What if you wanna just keep it out a little longer and make you sure give it what it needs. It's still you.

>>684542027
What do you want me to do huh!? Put whipped cream on your fingers and suck em off or somefin!?

>>684540523
that's so petty and child-like. horrific is living for 70 years of boring mundane unexceptional days and then you die and you cease to exist. there's no fucking heaven kiddo. have you ever read a history book? you could experience everything there is to be experience if you are immortal. what are "loved ones" near the thought of that? "loved ones" are meaningless next to the idea of being part of everything in this world. do you even have a fucking clue how long will it take for this world to deterioate? and even then, you can go on now and see if there is really life outside of earth. you're such a fucking normalfag, no sense whatsoever of what immortality really is and what you can do and have with it. what an average joe.

>>684542061
>What is science fiction

>>684542135
That's not how immortality works though.

>>684542280
That would be better than not giving me any attention at all, is like you're not even here anymore

>>684520109

is shitposting on /b/ part of your plan?

>>684542485
But how do you actually know? There are companies working on this and gave a date of 2040/50. People who really know what they're doing might think otherwise.

>>684542290
This.

>>684542135
Brain transplants? Pls develop

>>684542651
Yes. I want to be immortal for 1 reason. Non-stop shitposting.

>>684542539
Babe, I'm trying my hardest maybe you should put in some effort here too

>>684542290
it's difficult for me to understand that not everyone looks at life like this

>>684542290
I'd rather live seventy mundane years than a thousand mundane years.
What makes you think living forever changes a person? It wouldn't suddenly make you more outgoing or happy.
I'd be just as miserable in a hundred years.
I don't believe in heaven, but I believe there's a time to die and it's okay to die. It shouldn't be something that people are afraid of.
And I don't want to live to see how ugly humanity can possibly get.

>>684542742
That's like replacing a broken part with a slightly less broken part. It will sustain you a little longer sure but you will still ultimately die.

I know for sure that no scientist researching this will truly come up with anything

>>684543012
Why would you rather live 70 mundane years than 35 though?

>>684542939
You think I'm not putting effort from my part? I work so hard all day to have this house clean, to look good for you, to wait you we a warm meal, and what you do? You just use me to fulfill your sexuals needs, you don't even ask me how was my day anymore

>>684543126
That's totally possible that nothing will come from this, but it doesn't mean you're right. Think about everything we have now that people would have doubted.

What's wrong with giving the brain everything it needs all of the time? That's probably not the most accurate guess on how someone would do it. But I wouldn't totally rule it out.

>>684543321
Because there I people that I assume like having me around.
If I didn't have anybody I'd off myself in a second.

>>684543126
not even yids can live forever

>>684543583
And you don't expect to keep meeting new people through your life?

>>684543583
You really think there is people who want you around phssss, don't be so egocentric

>>684543416
I work my self off so that we can live comfortably and this is the thanks I get? I can give you the world and you wouldn't be satisfied... nothing pleases you anymore

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>>684543012
is this bait? can someone be this stupid? do you think life when you're immortal is the same when you only have 70 years to live. i'll ask again. have you read a fucking history book? being immortal means you don't have to be mundane. it's the opposite of it, means you can do everything. i get it that you see life as horrible and sad because you're a depressed little fucking awkward teenager but you have 0 fucking clue, kid. i guess the idea of being able to do everything you can do in this world and experience whatever humanity still has to offer throughout hundreds, thousands, or even millions of years ahead is a though that cannot be processed in your ignorant petty little brain.

>>684543508
Watch you'll see that nothing's going to come of their supposed research. I guarantee it.

>>684543587
Yeah?

>>684544085
you ain't sinking this battleship darlin'

regardless how it goes, I still wanna make a lot of money and I plan to

>>684543858
I would, but at some point it wouldn't be worth it anymore.
>>684543901
I'm married yo at least one person wants me around
>>684543942
Yeah, it would be. Immortality wouldn't change the inside of a person, why would you think that it would? I want to be able to do what I can in my 70-100 years, that's it.
I'm sorry that you can't even attempt to look at things from a different viewpoint you dense fuck.

>>684543941
I'm not asking for the world, I ask for your love, I want you to be the same person I married years ago, but now it seems you only love your work

>>684544269
It's reality. Everyone dies unless you have put your faith in Jesus Christ.

You can make all the money you want if you can that is lol.

>>684544367
How does it feels to be loved anon? I have always dreamed about having someone who loves me, it must be wonderful

>>684544498
Aight, it's cool that you have faith in god and all, I respect you have your reality

I just don't live by that at all, so there's really no point in us discussing anything like this

There's no point in trying to deny someones perception of reality

>>684544381
I make sure to spend time with you as much as I can. I guess that extravagant vacation in the Bahamas slipped your mind huh? How about all the love and attention I show you when I'm home and I still work my self to death at work just to keep what's important to me. I don't see you pulling your weight and I don't even think you care about me anymore

>>684522997
heard about this program. Youth In Asia.

>>684544909
I can respect that.
Let's agree to disagree /b/ro

>>684544367
i don't need changing. i'm not some fucking retard like yourself who thinks life is just being a fat fuck with a fat bitch going to a boring work and having to deal with shit people and shit kids when you can live forever. too bad you're too much of a nobody to not understand that. keep being an average joe, bud.

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>>684545072

>>684544722
It feels nice, although it's a struggle

>>684520109
To find happiness.. I've got plenty of money and a great girlfriend but it doesn't seem to be enough

>>684545489
You should go travel with her. Just ditch shit where you are for a while and go wherever the fuck you want. Asia seems neat.

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>>684545348
A intelligible and respectable conversation without us going at each others necks?

>Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>684545072
>>684545348
fuck is wrong with you two

win the prtizker prize

>>684545713
Nothing, why?

>>684545325
I'm happy with the life I have. I'm happy with living my life a day at a time on a small emotional scale.
All that ambition to do everything isn't going to bring you anything but disappointment, cherish what you have.

>>684544910
You only see what you want to see, don't you remember that you spent your whole time in Bahamas talking on your phone? You didn't spend any time with me, and trying to speak while you watch television is not "showing love and attention", and I didn't wanted to say this, but chelsea told me about you and your secretary

>>684544367
Boy I hope you're trolling because you are good at it, this hypocrisy is really salting my dick

>>684545713
people often fail to put themselves into the position of the person they're arguing with

it's easier to come to a conclusion once you study both sides

>>684545939
???

>>684545360
Why is it a struggle?

>>684520109
Multi million dollar company, look for FL.Corporation's in the future \b\ros

Win the European lottery with the maximum price.
125.000.000€

>>684546144
Being in a relationship doesn't erase people's personal struggle, there's only so much we can do to help each other along, and we don't always understand which can lead to arguments.

>>684545796
suck my left nut, dumbass. cherishing the crappy shit you got is called settling for mediocrity. congratulations on being another pathetic loser that will never have anything exciting or noteworthy in your life.

>>684545886
Absolute baloney and you know it. I only made a 4 minute phone call to my boss to discuss an upcoming project that could put us in the best positions of our lives. My my my I never realized how ungrateful you were when I give you my heart and care. Now you even accuse me of fooling around with another woman?! I think you we need time to split and get your head straight because I've been faithful to you all these years and haven't so much as even looked at another woman! The nerve!!

>>684546237
Frut loops corporation?

>>684546520
We prioritize different things, what's wrong with that?
What strain is it on you for a person to enjoy their normal life?
May I ask what you do for a living?

>>684546322
Yeah of course, but knowing you are important to someone must be great, I mean, someone cares about you, and that must be one of the best feelings on the world, this coming from someone who has been lonely his entire life

>>684539565
We age because when our DNA is copied, some of the copied DNA is lost and is replaced with mock endings. As these endings degrade over time from being copied, we age because our DNA is weaker in a sense

>>684546969
It is nice, but that feeling can come from more than a significant other.
Friends can make you feel valued and loved as well.

>>684546031
Turning down medical procedures that would make you live longer, get the fuck out of here

>>684546843
the point here is that i understand if i were to achieve immortality i would realize that none of the mundane shit people have and go through like "loved ones" or "cherishing a routine boring fucking life" matters because now you have the possibility to see, perceive and experience whatever can and will happen in this world's time. the difference is that i can see how astonishing and powerful that concept is when you can't, because your mind is too fucking small. because your mind has been conditioned to petty small grasps of a mundane reality. because your life is so boring that your thought process does not go beyond the idea that all there is to life is a boring family, a boring job and a boring day. this is the difference between us two. i have a clue and you don't.

>>684546533
Are you saying you want the divorce now? After all this years were I have comited my entire life to you, I even left my family for you, I left everything and everyone to be with you, and this is how you pay me??? You are my entire world, but it looks like I'm not even a minor character in your book

>>684547571
Turning down medical procedures that would make me live longer than a human is supposed to.

>>684546533
Hey Bob, I don't quite know how to tell you this but I've been banging your wife for the past couple of years. I can't live this lie any more, I'm sorry.

>>684545600
That's actually really good advice - thanks anon.

>>684547241
I do have friends, but is not the same, at the end of the day, and you are alone in your bed, it really hurts your heart

>>684547719
ie just about ALL medical procedures then?

>>684547688
You accused me of something so serious when I couldn't be any better to you. I give you EVERYTHING and I don't even get a simple "Thank you" or " I appreciate you". I hardly even hear you say that you love me and I can't take this heartache anymore. You only live with me for my money don't you?

>>684547719
>>684547992
And I can only assume you apply the same principles to diet and exercise?

Rinkit

>>684547834
>>684547688
Well, well, well the skeleton just popped out of the closet! I knew you were unfaithful to me!! I've had it get your shit out of my house by tonight, bitch!

>>684548086
>>684547688
like, really? this is still a thing?

>>684547627
But the thing is my life doesn't bore me. I work in sales and the people I meet are amazing and interesting.
I get to go home to someone that I love, and who loves me. What seems so boring about that?
There's things that I do think are astonishing that are not reachable in science yet, immortality just isn't one of those things. All the experiences in the world would mean nothing to me if I were alone.
>>684547992
Let me put it this way, I don't want to live to be older than 100.

>>684520109
ultimately I want to marry n make beautiful music with the love of my life

>>684548309
You think our relationship is a joke? Fuck you fatass, at least I have someone who cares for me and that is real unlike your MLP collection

>>684548372
And you understand you would still have the body of a 25 year old even though you were 150?

>>684547960
I'm sorry anon. You'll find the person you're meant to be with someday, I promise.

>>684548728
I do understand that. I just don't have the desire to live that long.

>>684548086
I don't care about your money and I never had, how can you say something like that? Who was the one who was by your side when you didn't had anything? It was me, my love for you have always been unconditional, and you say such things? I'm an stupid for being in love with you, but I can't leave you, cause I know you wouldn't last long with out me by your side

>>684548841
And now we're back to the troll vs hypocrite thing, although I'll admit you might just be ignorant

>>684548955
How is that hypocritical? I just don't understand, I am very comfortable with my mortality.

>>684548729
Thx anon

You don't need money for immortality you probably just need to agree not to have kids or you forfeit your right to live or something. Also money won't matter in like 100 years after we reach post scarcity and robots and 3D printing drones and shit do all our work for us your dollars will be worthless.

>>684549370
I don't use dollars, so, jokes on you

>>684549131
It's hypocritical because you're only ok with it at this arbitrary age of ~100 years old, which just happens to be a little bit over the CURRENT average human life span

If anything open a book and learn some shit if you want to get in on immortality early or something but money is going to be worthless paper by the time we get that advanced.

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>>684548372
those things are LITERALLY meaningless next to the concept of living forever. anyone would already say that your life is already boring as fuck. sales? i can see that you are just a nobody. now when compared to the idea of living forever, the word "boring" doesn't even grasp what your life is. and the only reason why you can see that is because, again, your mind has been conditioned by the life you live. you've been mundane for so long that your mind cannot understand the fact that your petty days are nothing compared to the historical things you haven't lived and historical things you'll never live. you say "all the experience in the world would mean nothing if you were alone" by assuming that if you are not with the boring person you are now, you couldn't be with anybody else. that is literally the thought process of an average joe with zero clue of the world, zero clue of history, who couldn't possibly grasp such a complex concept as living forever. this is a fact and you have to deal with it. i'm not wasting my time with you any further, just accept it and it's easier. continue to live your boring life, i don't mind, because it means nothing to me.

>>684548268
Why you believe him, you're not even called bob

>>684548372
>"Grandad! Don't die! You were such a good teacher to all of us"
>"father, you can't just willingly die!"
>"husband, lets just do it mang"
>"nope, there's things that I do think are astonishing that are not reachable in science yet, immortality just isn't one of those things : )

>>684549683
It's not hypocritical to be okay with dying within an average human lifespan.
>>684549725
You think my life's boring, that makes one of us. What you think doesn't take anything away for my life.
Having a normal life isn't a bad thing, it's just normal. And I'm down with normal.
I work, I walk in the park, I go to a concert once every few months, and I enjoy time with my spouse.
Don't really need anything more than that.

>>684549798
That's my nickname...you really don't even know me anymore. I am so disappointed in you

HOW IS THIS STUPID THREAD STILL ALIVE

>>684550924
Bob is your brothers nick name, you're nicolas cage remember?

>>684547136
This

Our cells constantly being duplicated and destroyed and random mutations make our DNA get worse and worse. If you really wanted to live longer you should try to stay away from high energy radiation, and even then your DNA will still make mistakes

>>684551051
fuck you

>>684550463
you are just repeating the same shit jesus fuck, you probably didn't even read what i said, and if you did you couldn't understand it. kill yourself. stop replying

>>684551419
faggot

>>684550463
It is hypocritical because you are cherry picking which life prolonging methods are ok and like I said you've picked this number of a 100 years because it happens to be the current "average". They think the first person to live to be over 200 years is already born. Immortality aside when people start living to be 200 years old on the regular, you'll still be there offing yourself at half your maximum age because for some reason you don't want to put 101 candles on your cake?

>>684551463
To be fair so are you.
"Seeing history in action is better than any person or normal life blah blah blah"
I can't understand your point because those things are terribly important to me.

>>684551541
=[

aight, for real though, do I use effort to go downstairs to get something so I can do something else, or do I just put a stream on and go to bed? It's 5:05am

>>684551878
5:01, not 5:05 wtf

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To auction one of these.

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>>684552077
Or be able to buy this.

>>684551878
The latter

>>684551266
You cannot escape aging biologically without becoming a completely different person by getting all new DNA. So why try?

>>684552667
You think your DNA determines who you are as a person?