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>>684504305
LOL wow so funny
making a cute animal a mean thing haha so funny
top lel my good man
>>684504537
is he ded?
>>684505108
Kek. Lost
>>684505473
How has no one noticed that this guy alkalised his water to only add acid to it.
>>684504726
This one killed me
>>684504305
I don't get it
>>684504953
Despicable tbh
>>684506339
>floor tiles
that's sick man, delete this
>>684507011
I'm more of a concrete enema guy myself
>>684507496
Whats tile floors and concrete?
>>684507574
Spurdo sparde game better than sex with hundreds men!! Try it!1....Really
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.apple.movetoios
>>684507587
Decorative flooring and a construction medium
>>684507763
Kek. I can't wait to watch this movie Dadarrio is so fucking hot
>>684508268
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>684504537
That's worse than Titanic.
>>684504305
>Be me, walking on avenue.
>Think “I should take mother out of hospital for night.”
>Put on finest suit.
>Take mother to discotech for drink and dance.
>Discotech good time until many become afraid.
>Find out large powerful bear was in discotech, on dance floor, hurting people.
>Will not let mother die same way as father!
>Remove upper portion of suit.
>Walk to discotech dance floor.
>Challenge bear to fist of cuffs.
>Bear roars.
>I punch bear in throat, gut, and face.
>Overwhelm bear with my might and bear surrenders.
>Bear flees discotech.
>Everybody rejoice my victory.
>Mother, many other women from discotech and self go back to my home.
>We all drink, sex, and proclaim victory over bear until sun up.
>Desire to someday go to US of A to harm bears, drink vodka, and sex all the mothers and other women at discotechs!
>>684508350
This picture is cute and humorous
>>684508289
Hell yeah anon
>>684508476
Got some more for y'all.
>>684508476
If not meme it is now
>>684505156
Is that lex luthor?
>>684508003
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
>>684504305
>>>/tumblr/
>>684508853
There's a lot going on in this pic
>>684506339
Wtf is floor tiles? And why is furry so low?
>>684506010
Alkalised water probably has minerals in it. The acid from the vinegar would lower the pH but wouldn't effect the minerals and electrolytes. Just sayin.
>>684508476
So much newfag it burns...
>>684509655
>>684509662
I don't get it
>>684508921
its lex luthor junior you fucking casual
>>684508350
BWAHAHAHA
>>684509865
you're mom is a fucking casual you stupid homo sucker
>>684509781
>being this new
>>684510069
>Being this new yourself
>>684509978
> your
>I casually fuck your mom
>>684509655
Is this the new "meme" that everyone's been talking about?
>>684506339
What the fuck is Mexican Sugar Dancing?
>>684509008
Oh shit
Waddup
Here comes d a t b o i
>>684510515
yeah, you're late to the party anon
>>684510130
summer came early this year
>>684509837
>Exploitable pic.
>Person trying to make one doesn't have a proper image editor and can't rotate text in Paint.
>Makes a joke out of it.
No, it's not funny.
>>684508108
fucking lost
>>684508003
Oh shit waddup!!
>>684510320
Kek that's creative
>>684508108
one of the best yet
>>684510418
WAT, this can't be real?
>>684510532
I wanna know too
>>684508476
>not knowing what's up
>>684506339
i actually like unbirthing, am i that bad?
>>684508003
holy shit it's dat boi. what's he doing here?
>>684506222
trips of stupidity
>>684510918
*slow clap*
Exceptional work anon.
>>684510953
What's unbirthing?
>>684510863
do you not believe your eyes, you saw what you saw, now go back to loli threads
>>684510953
Are you that bad?
Does Caitlyn Jenner pee standing up? The answer is I'm not sure
>>684511199
go to /d/ that is where me and my kind reside
>>684511199
google it
>>684509225
It's not busy retard
>>684511043
Well Jesus was a carpenter. That plus the fact he was a pacifist and would thus not want to kill anyone or anything. A nail gun would be the best pick for Jesus.
>>684510980
I don't get it
>>684510953
i dont know, i like Genital mutilation Guro lolicon, but i dont consider myself a creep
>>684510989
Then explain the joke jackass
>>684511526
Yeah, and the fact that his body was hung by them, gotta appreciate quality products
>>684505473
I actually went and looked up what some of those things were. Apparently activated almonds are almonds soaked in water and then dehydrated again. The article said there was no evidence backing that it helped anything. Cultured vegetables are a slurry of lightly fermented shredded cabbage and whatever other ingredients you want. Can actually help with stomach disorders.
>>684511526
Yeezy laid beats.
>>684510432
sleep well mrs. skeltal
>>684506339
cuckold is the lowest.
>>684511517
Its subtle in the amount of business. Its emotionally layered. Like a dramatic comedy. Fuck you. Suck my duck. Kill yourself. Thanks.
>>684511593
the joke is
Ha aha ha funny pictures
>>684510826
thats not funny, thats sad
>>684504726
fucking Bardock Obama.
>you must eat ass to get these gains
>>684509568
Floor tiles refers to a 4chan post where anon talked about his tile fetish
>>684511726
Shes not that skinny, just thick boned!!!1
>>684511157
actually,im kinda interested in that, sauce?
>>684511868
This is pain-inducing stupidity
>>684508350
lol rekt fuckin dumbass horse
>>684511983
Reminds me of the guy who would pop a boner when dividing shit
>>684504953
What a fucking cunt rag. Shit like this makes me happy I have my right hand and the Internet
>>684509508
I like this
>>684511867
Thanks anon, that's a weid fetish
>>684512149
god damn shes hot though, would lick the floor she peed on
>>684506339
Why is feet fucking normal
>>684509508
I don't get it
>>684506339
That's weird that feet aren't further down and hentai further up. Also, I'm starting to think mexican sugar dancing is just something the guy making this came up with.
>>684509765
Nigga just get spring water. Why specifically get alkaline water?
>>684511245
10/10 kel, have a high res Harold
>>684512390
And why is hentai not
>>684510432
I want to fuck her until her bones break
>>684512402
Refer to this >>684512281
>>684512579
you and me anon, you and me
>>684512772
kek wtf
>>684510826
I love how it looks like there's
>No war
>No war
>No war
>No war
>And then theres Russia
>>684511726
Did she die?
>>684511526
ur right the dude would've gone nuts over a nail gun
>>684511155
Lost
>>684512914
i can relate to this....literally
>>684509904
what does it say? I don't speak surrender.
>>684509008
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>684510532
it's when you dig up a body and fuck it.
>>684513578
interesting
>>684511533
I consider you a creep because you like that things
>>684506042
You are Polish?
>>684510418
that is really well done
>>684512334
FUCKING HILAROUS
>>684506010
A fool and his money, etc. I'll sell him all the alkalised water he can carry.
> pic related; activated almond customer.
>>684512893
för helvete, Emil
>>684514164
yeah he practiced for a month, congratz to him right
>>684510826
erm there is war in Ukraine
>>684509568
Furries are the scum of the earth
>>684513428
Become the bluff king
>>684514269
Fuck off, whats the point of that comment? oh great you know this classic, good job, go fall in the wolf pit fag
no but for real i never liked the show/books
>>684511157
Never seen this before, wtf is it?
>>684513428
"be the king of bluff"
>>684513428
-Be the bluff king
>>684506339
Someone, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE post the Floor Titles screenshot!!
>>684510432
>doot doot
>>684513428
Become the king of bluff
>>684512246
You made me laugh out loud until I choked for 20 sec in a row
>>684512772
>>684512991
Most likely her pimp and her "mother"
>>684509765
Fuck off
Just drink tap water and eat something
>Fucking minerals, how do they work?
>>684515097
that jewish kid just there for the soft drink and crackers
>>684513329
I lost
>>684512991
A white man kissing an Asian prostitute.
>>684510418
Nice. Lost.
>>684509008
Fucking lol'd
10/10 if troll
7/10 if copypasta
>>684514472
>>684514769
thank you
>>684514900
>>684515011
thank you, and checked.
>>684515097
I'd go there
Half black tho
>>684515480
feels good
yeah i have nothing else to do
>>684506042
No, your own gun killed you
>>684506339
>Feed normal
>Furry so down the list
>>684512772
haha that is harsh... can't believe he's hanging in there
I've gotten with a girl in a club before when she's had some male friend hovering around, but they tend to dissapear, asian boy there just didn't know what to do
>>684506339
>tfw rape is considered creep tier and /d/ does nothing to me anymore
I have to read the weirdest shit just to get off, like an unbirthing skinsuit control story where a villian slowly turns into elastigirl by crawling up her vagina.
>>684513134
shhhh they will never know about the white people there
>>684513987
FUCKING HILARIOUS
>>684515055
I don't get it
>>684514287
dude he's the pope, he didn't need to practice
>>684512579
It would be a quickie...
>>684509008
This is a YLYL thread, and this made me lose so bad.
Obligatory: Remember when 4Chan was good?
>>684514209
That's Paris
Kinda like chinatown but with jews
>>684515982
Dude that sounds hot af
>>684511528
Absolute bollocks
>>684511485
<-----/lit/
YOOOLOOOOOOO####
PLAY MY GAME PLZ
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.renapps.spurdojump
EBIN!!!
>>684510418
That's funny.
This ylyl thread is actually pretty good so far
>>684511693
Almonds and kimchi then? Why not just say. Fucking London foodies.
>>684516616
Kys
>>684513142
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyQSc2ZXvl0
>>684516616
Kek
This bread is pretty good so far
>>684511528
>Nuts for Life
>>684516768
not knowing the different qualities of rasors
>captcha was POLAR EXPRESS
>>684510468
>>684510130
just stop, it's obvious
>>684516768
This is material for a cringe thread
>>684504305
lost
>>684516792
how come she not dead then from here diet view point
>>684517071
nigger did you look at the whole thing
>>684517222
beyond degenerate
>>684508476
This isnt a cringe thread
>>684511918
Not a single fuck given...
>>684517181
Yeah so? I mean it's funny don't get me me wrong but it's also cringy
>>684515097
That's actually pretty excellent
>>684506339
I pressed "M" into Google search and it instantly suggested "Mexican sugar dancing"
wtf google stahp
>>684516594
Yeah, it was a little cheesy tho, like it made dark souls references.
I can't believe I lost it tho
>>684517170
right? who knows
>>684511983
>says pictures aren't enough
>comes back later with funny named folders
you fucks are so gullible.
>>684516768
Wrong thread dude...
>>684515438
>dat forced smile tho
> can't afford to divorce the bitch
>oh well
>>684506339
>obese is "ascended"
>the predominant preference for most of human history is now considered the lowest and most vile of fetishes
That's the power of social norms I guess
>>684516564
Been there, it's a shithole. There's some nice spots but mostly it's ghetto as fuck
>>684517682
>>684517071
Did you fucking niggers look at the whole thing?
>>684512334
fucking perfect
>>684517870
got a problem with that, fatty?
>>684506339
>tfw I'm irredeemable
>>684516611
Yeah this really sure is literature you dumb cunt.
>>684506339
how the fuck is feet normal? That's one of the strangest fetishes out there. I like shemale porn. and how is DP normal but anal isnt? They are the same thing, minus a penis.
>>684517870
Obese is a disease
MY GAME BETTER THAN SEX WITH MAN
ITS TRUTH
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.renapps.spurdojump
EBIN!!!
X----DDD
>>684515478
OMG YOU ARE SUCH A NEWFAG ITS PASTA
>>684517880
That was actually pretty hot
>>684512246
>my sides
>>684507064
thats just cringe
>>684511485
This is beautiful
>>684517538
Good god that's creepy
>>684504305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CjZVxFPYZo
>>684515565
da fuck with the melons?
>>684510826
Funny because you retards don't realise that UK & Germany don't have anything like the best benefit systems. People want to go there because they have family in those countries
>>684518223
Yeah that's a good point. There are a couple of inconsistencies
>>684517982
My nigga this is a ylyl thread the cringe thread is in the next corner
>>684511868
>>684512113
Fuck off tumblrina
>>684511983
Still don't know why he has a fucking bench in his kitchen.
>>684511868
the hair looks tasty tho thats why i like it
>>684516768
1/3rd less
>>684508505
Fist of cuffs
Kek
>>684517880
>filename
shit someone post the cap of the anon with the tile fetish
>>684512113
>because the colors and piercings aren't at all indicative of bitches
>>684518061
I'm pretty ripped actually but I do like chubby girls.
>>684518253
Which is kind of the point, it's a much more arbitrary categorization than you might think.
>>684519520
they're not so hot at math. Or being smart consumers. It's not a tax on women, assuming the razors are of the same quality it's a tax on stupid people. Just buy the "men's" razors.
Of course that makes too much sense. Better whine about it on the internet.
>>684505156
sure totally
>>684511868
Sheenaaaaa I love her
>>684510418
My kind of Pope.
>>684519975
gold
>>684519975
This is great
>>684504305
Triptank
>>684517335
Caught on photo stealing artillery shells... jeez. They were dumb even back then.
>>684512149
thanks mr skeletal
