ADHD
Trans-anything
Sex addiction
alcoholism
Most obvious one: _depression_
ITT: ignorant people insisting that things are true, just cuz.
depression
fibromyalgia.
source i am a physician. it is a made up disease in order for people to convince me to give them C-IIs. I tell them to leave or I call the police.
>I dislike or disagree with that disease/illness
>therefore it doesnt exist
Fucking retards. Next you'll say the earth is flat.
Fitnessgram Pacer Test
>>684499424
Social phobia.
Homosexuality.
>>684499424
any kind of addiction
>>684499424
But ADHD is very real
>>684499886
another doctor not helping patients because they want to cover th ir own ass.
Transgenderism
You are a shitty doctor, and I hope you get hit by a bus. You are nothing but a greedy, money-grubbing kike who wants money and respect without practicing real medicine.
>>684499424
Restless leg syndrome.
Also, ITT: people who are definitely qualified to contribute to medical journals.
>>684500143
No it's not. Stop giving children amphetamines.
cancer
>>684500143
No, it isn't. It's just a sympton of another illness called shittyparentitis sometimes associated with single mother syndrome...
happiness
>>684499424
autism (excuses for good-for-nothing children)
PTSD (excuses for having ''moments'' in which you assault anyone around you and get away with it)
>>684499886
>fibromyalgia
I guess you live in a third world country and don't know what testing is?
>>684499424
The Personality Disorders.
any 'personality disorder'
Obesity
>>684500513
except you've never had PTSD so you don't understand you retarded fuck
>>684500508
you forgot to mention purpose
Spina Bifida, fucking faggots acting like they can't walk and shit. Pisses me off.
Lazy fuckers just want parking spots.
>>684500411
Bro. I was the best child and I had ADHD. Plus adults can get ADHD
>>684500649
blow me
>>684500649
No one has, so I guess no one can.
>>684500513
what about shellshock and returned soldiers?
>>684499964
When I was young, a shrink diagnosed me with all kinds of crap and told my parents to homeschool me. Instead, I went to a public school and told myself to not be a tard. Now people just think I'm shy. Most illnesses are merely behavioral tendencies and can be overcame if the person has the willpower.
obesity
>>684500649
Wahhn wahn, you big fucking baby, something sad happen to you? No reason to treat others like shit and claim "oh I have PTSD" no you just have bad life choices deal with them.
>>684500513
PTSD isn't about having moments of assault. It's about not being able to deal with trauma on a mental scale.
I suffer from PTSD. As a firefighter, dealing with burnt children STILL fucks me up. I have nightmares that just never end. I don't get violent, but it fucks up my mood for weeks.
>>684500549
>Fibromyalgia
>test to diagnose it
Pick one. They use tests only to determine if anything ELSE could be causing the pain.
>>684500722
Shit I accidentally didn't include 684500477
erectile dysfunction
>>684499424
depression
"fluid-retention"
Chicken Pox. Get some Clearasil you spotty little shits.
Collywobbles
>>684500879
Man up Nancy.
>>684500883
How do you test for fibromyalgia?
There is a blood test -- called FM/a -- that identifies markers produced by immune system blood cells in people with fibromyalgia. One study showed the test can also help distinguish fibromyalgia from other conditions that can have similar symptoms, such as rheumatoid arthritis or lupus.
Sorry you live in a third world medical shit hole.
>>684501065
This guy knows his shit. Also the heebie jeebies.
being introverted
>>684501065
lol wut?
>>684500645
How the fuck is that not real? Look outside and you will see walking globs of fat. Literally obesity is just the scintific term for fatass.
>>684499424
I have adhd, its like fucking alzheimers, if someone interupts what im saying, that shit is gone
>>684500975
It's called Ugly wife syndrome and it's very real!
electronics allergy
>>684500722
you can't get ADHD, you either have it or you don't.
it isn't a disease.
>>684499732
Spotted the tumblr fag
>>684501217
He didn't say obesity wasn't real, just that it's a medical condition. Those people just eat too much because they're fatties.
>>684501221
It's because someone let you get away with being a twat when you were little and you missed some important developmental steps. Go punch your mom in the fucking face and start training yourself like a grown person should.
>>684501412
Not a medical condition... doh
GID
I mean you only have to take a quick look to check which one out of two FFS
autism
>>684501185
That's just a personality trait, no one claims that it's a mental illness
>>684499424
HIV
>>684501318
It's a mental disorder. Of course it isn't a disease
discalculia
occupational defiant disorder
>>684501532
Autism isn't real, retardation is, they just changed the fucking name...
Cerebral palsy. I can throw my arms and legs round like a spaz just for fun and there's nothing wrong with me at all. Nothing.
>>684501532
Nah, you exist man.
AIDS
Nanotechnology;: Remote Neural Monitoring Tech.
>>684501670
But what about the socially awkward which are incredibly smart?
Inverted Urethra Syndrome
>>684501670
yes and retards were called mongols before retards existed and before that they were called idiots. so what's your point?
>>684501825
That's just some Ass Burgers.
>>684500513
>autism
Its real but more or less is a completely misunderstood and glorified brain defect, i imagine even einstein hated having it
Death
>>684500766
>>684500777
>>684500873
Jesus Christ. Tumblrinas hijacking the term doesn't mean it's not real. War and traumatic situations can fuck people up.
>>684500805
>life turned good for me
>must be the same for everybody else
you definitely have a valid point here
>>684499424
I would say ADHD is half real like struggling to focus or concentrate but it is over exaggerated
Dont think fucking anxiety is tho too many emos on my fb bitching about their crippling anxiety
>>684501017
Holy fuck you're retarded
>>684501942
Mongol is derived from mongoloid which is the old word for somebody with Down syndrome. A retard does not equal a mongol.
>>684499424
all anxiety disorders, 99% of cases of dyslexia, schizo-effective disorder and depression
>>684501825
Still fucking retarded, it can affect different areas of the brain. If you can figure out calculus but not ask a girl if she wants to go get a drink, you're fucking retarded plain and simple.
>>684499424
Holocaust syndrome
>>684501884
Fuck you my brother died that way.
>>684499886
So you dont belive in cancer? They are just using it to get chemo and IV painkillers?
>>684502111
Fuck you my brother died that way.
>>684499424
pregnancy...
thats what i told her after before threwing her down the stairs anyway
>>684502170
Holy shit, did you think that post was serious? I think you'll find you are the one who has learning difficulties young man
>>684502111
Emos bitching about their fake anxiety shouldn't take away from the people that actually have it
>>684502475
Fuck you my brother died that way.
>>684499424
I used to think that about ADHD too, but apparently it has strong links with eye movement deficits. Still, probably gets misdiagnosed all the time.
Agree with trans though.
>>684502502
I took the b8
Diabeetus
>>684501631
Fuck you my brother died that way.
>>684501460
>>684501460
Why do you assume that if someone has ADHD that they are brats. They are mostly reserved and shy
>>684502072
>War
Like I said, poor life choices.
>I'm gonna go over seas and be shot at and kill people and families.
Either these people are retarded enough to not know what war is, or it's exactly what they deserve for signing up.
I regretted getting into a car accident, doesn't mean it's a medical condition.
Regret is a feeling.
Feelings are emotion.
Emotion =/= Physical Condition.
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(I taisted)
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>>684502358
From anxiety? What're you fuckin retarded?
This thread has potential.
And few retards. Like this one>>684502072
>>684502824
NO HE FUCKING DIDN'T
>>684502861
>hyperactive
>reserved and shy
pick one
>>684502273
>>684502824
unless he got it through an infected needle at the hospital i don't feel sorry for your brother.
>>684502674
SON
>>684499997
Yeah cause it's not a medical condition
>>684502200
The Mongols were a race of people. Mongoloid was used to describe the facial features associated with Down's because the disease caused the features to resemble those of the Mongols, hence Mongoloid.
>>684499424
i agree i was diagnosed with A.D.D when i was a kid, it's never caused any problems in my life, I do get side tracked a little sometimes but really that's it, i think half the cunts these days use it as an excuse to act the arsehole
>>684500477
>single mother syndrome
underrated
>>684503141
Yes, but the word is not a synonym for retard
Asperger's Syndrome is fake.
It's just to vague in it's symptoms that it often overlaps with other mental disorders. Last I heard doctors wanted it off the charts
>>684500411
I got diagnosed with ADHD and my meds make me way more productive, I love them
>>684502273
Underrated post
>>684499424
Evidence? Or are you one of those retards who doesn't understand how science works? You see there's been many studies on HDHD, so you have to disprove those. I'll wait.
>>684499424
so, TRANSient ischemic attacks are not a medical condition? your life is a medical condition. Kill yourself
>>684503075
No, it was an infected needle he pulled out of a homeless black gay drug addict, I still dont' see how it's his fault?
>>684503300
If doctors want it off the charts why don't they take it off the charts if they're all in agreement. Unless of course you mean "some" doctors.
>>684502627
No go on any social network with anything about anxiety its all people bitching about
>oh i wish MY anxiety was this simple
>anxiety ruins my life its not being scared in public
>being nervous to speak to others and discuss openly and do shit openly is alot worse than it sounds yano!!..
Right but its just that.. being nervous with people you dont know or crowded places.. i dont like crowded areas or people i dont know but i dont fuckin bitch about how my crippling fake mental illness is worse than yours
>>684503427
OP is retarded. He can't help it.
>>684503427
Oh jew.jpg
>>684501090
I hope you're not serious but how the hell would you know if you didn't see that shit?
>>684499424
depression
>>684500879
Ever think you might not be emotionally stable to handle the job, miss?
>>684503267
No, but it is for Down's, albeit not in common usage anymore.
>>684501460
Spot on. Meet the parents is always interesting. You meet some of them and see the interactions and it explains everything.
>>684503033
In my experience, they are reserved and shy. I was and so was my friend. Although my friend did yell a shit ton, he never took any pills though
>>684503618
My father in law used to work as a paramedic and he has all kinds of nightmares about the things he saw. I'd have just quit if it bothered me. Some people bring it on themselves,
>>684503075
Right so what does your retarded asf brother from playing with the needles of homeless gay people do with anxiety?? If anything anxiety would make you edgy and paranoid round people like that you fucking idiot not going up and lifting the aids filled rusty needle from a homeless black guy like
>sup dude mind if i borrow this?
>>684503171
>I do get side tracked a little sometimes but really that's it,
Yea that is totally not normal, definitely some hardcore attention deficit there.
>>684503829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJT_MKA3i04
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I have created some OC that I think has potential to become a meme, how do I copyright it before posting so I make sure some people don't use it without my permission?
>>684503494
>I don't like crowded areas or people I don't know
Almost everyone is like that. Anxiety isn't having mild discomfort from uncomfortable situations, it's having wildly disproportionate responses to things like that. Like having a panic attack in a loud room or a stressful situation.
>>684503480
I mean most. Parents won't let them because they want their precious baby to be special and have a reason for them to be a brat
>>684503842
The H stands for hyperactivity. You can't be both hyperactive and reserved. Those thing don't go together. Unless you just mean ADD without the H.
>>684499424
I hope to god everyone in this thread who thinks depression isn't real ends up with it
>>684503479
faggot
>>684503314
Yeah, it's basically meth. Productivity is kind of the original point of amphetamines. It doesn't mean it's treating anything or that it's necessary, just that you were lazy before you were a junke.
>>684499988
that isn't a medical condition but social anxiety is you fucking retard
>>684504127
we won't because it's a made up thing
>>684500513
Literally kill yourself
>>684504127
Whenever I get depressed I think "What the fuck is wrong with me?" and then I'm fine
>>684504128
>Implying you're not, for thinking about a gay aids infected cock.
>>684504294
yes you should
>>684503843
What about the people that don't bring it on themselves?
>>684504127
>>684504354
Whenever I get depressed I come to this site, read a random thread and suddenly feel better about myself
>at least I'm not this retarded
>>684504108
I mean I was hyperactive before the pills. I have mellowed out man
>>684499709
Actually. As a person who had it checked, depression is a thing in certain forms. My brain doesn't process seratonin correctly causing me to be somewhere between homicidal, suicidal and meh without medication.
>>684504354
You don't have depression. Your situation isn't comparable.
>>684504127
They will, and then it will subside because everyone has low days. It's faggots who fixate and give up and bitch and whine that wish they had an excuse like a disease to blame their shitty behavior on.
>>684504127
Agreed, idiots confusing normal temporary emotions for psychiatric illness. Idiots like this:
>>684504354
Being down/sad =/= depression. You may suffer from other illnesses though...
>>684500411
It's very real. It's like you retards don't do your homework. The thing is, instead of taking meds, you can also stop fapping, and smoking weed and you'll go back to normal.
>>684500477
My parents never separated. Stop making retard arguments.
>>684500362
nigga suck my dick that shit is the worst every fucking night without fail
>>684502024
since when has autism been glorified outside of autists parents?
>>684504127
>I hope to god everyone in this thread who thinks depression isn't real ends up with
I can't... I don't have a vagina. Sorry. :\
