Ever killed anyone?

>>684474008
no. only severely injured animals that needed to be put down.

how does it feel to be a soldier of capitalism and oppression

just kidding

what's the weirdest arrest you've ever carried out?

>>684473773
Do you eat donuts?

Cold you shoot an unarmed nigger so blm can flip the fuck out

>>684473773
Do you ever work as you seem to be posting this shit everyday.

How many blacks you arrested

Gets paid by tax dollars.. Spends shift on /b/

tits or gtfo

What is your week schedule?

have you noticed that 90% of crimes are committed by black people ? (I worked in the police too)

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Ever do this

>>684474433
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>>684474655
Nice dubs

>>684473773
what do you think about the war on drugs?

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>>684474577
O Shit waddup Nigger?

>>684473773
What level of education do you have?

>>684474319
lol capitalism is the enemy of oppression. these libtards dont realize that

um an EDP cursing at a teen. the teen blew a stop sign and caused a car accident. the teens dad was a state trooper who was on the phone with the teen. my sgt. told me to arrest the guy for harassment. it was actually a citizens arrest, i put that kids name on as the accuser, not my own. the like 50 year old EDP left with his 85 year old parents lol. I then called the 50 year old into the station to issue him his desk appearance ticket to face the charge. the whole thing was weird. but there were multiple witnesses that said the guy was losing his mind and threatening the teens. witnesses that had nothing to do with anything, so they werent lying. like the whole neighborhood came out to watch lol

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are dubs illegal?

whats the most common mistake that leads to drug dealers getting caught?

>>684473773

Jake Gyllenhaal?

>>684474173
Niggers then?

>>684473773
Do you like.........stuff?

>>684473773
Voting for Hillary?

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How many civilians have you shot today after wildly firing in a populated area, and then have the arrogance to assume only you're qualified to possess a firearm.

>/k/ reporting in

>>684474924
its from the movie End of Watch. It literally says it in the filename.

>>684474403
you dont?

>>684474433
i posted yesterday. how many days a week am i supposed to work? and how many hours each day? lol cops get to go home ya know lol

>>684474548
a bunch..funny tho, every one of em was named Dindu Nuffin

>>684474577
implying im at work

>>684474632
5 days a week. 8 hour shifts

>>684474655
not a ton of blacks where i work. i arrest lots of hispanics too. and rich white people lol


>>684474773
failed. legalize, regulate, and tax all drugs

>>684474817
bachelors degree

What is your plan when the millions of armed Americans sick of police brutality start taking pigs out?

>>684474863
dubs are a constitutional right

>>684474914
the biggest mistake is selling drugs lol

probably rolling around in their cars with it

>>684475031
love stuff

>>684475149
hell no

>>684475208
like 12

>>684473773
Ever punched a nigger?

Ever got punched by a nigger?

How many niggers a week do you arrest?

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>>684473773
Cops have tickets quotas, right? I've heard it denied a million times, but there's no way there aren't quotas in any station that hasn't made a multimillion dollar drug bust in the last year.

>>684473773
Statey faggit

What's the easiest way to get pulled over?

Wrong way to put that.

When driving, what is one thing you will always pull someone over for

Proof or GTFO
Post duty belt w time stamp

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>>684475590
Some cops just wanna put a nigger's head through a plate glass window.

>>684475437
i am an armed american. which brutality case are you referring too? cause i never did that.

so if you are gonna try to kill me cause someone who has the same job as me did something you didnt like then.... i once had an issue with an risk management analyst, is it logical for me to murder every person who works in risk management now?

>>684475552
no i dont

How does it feel to know that if I could shoot you in the face and get away with it I would do it and sleep like a baby that night?

>>684473773

To protect and serve?

Or to abide the law?


Also, do you like your job?

>>684475590
yes and yes...not at work tho fights in school. i won :)

a week? not often enough to count that. every now and then

>>684475593
thatd be illegal. we dont have them. some probably do, like nypd lol. they do expect you to do your job tho....zero tickets everyday for a year...wtf are u doing all day?

>>684475785
crash into a cop car

speeding way way over the limit

>>684475794
thats in a locker at work

are you a police officer? or an overnight security guard named dephlyr?

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How do you feel about Plummer vs state

Back the Blue!

>>684473773
Is OP kill?

>>684476412

>>684476721
Might wanna charge that shit anon

>>684473773
do you have special instructions about people of colour?

>>684473773
Are you underfunded, and using a phone/pc that belongs in a museum?

>>684476219
how does it feel that i could shoot you in the face, i will get away with it...and then id also sleep like a baby that night? probably get an award too.

>>684476412
We serve the public, not the individual. yes i do

>>684476479
cops live off other people's money? then so does everyone else. we provide a service to the public, a service most people want.

>>684474724
Kek

>>684473773

Have you had training or gotten to use a stingray?

how often do you draw your weapon?
have you ever shot someone?
how much emphasis is put on de-escalation in your department?

>>684476992
Look at the time it's old

>>684477269
l'd certainly like you to shoot it in my face, and l'm sure you'll get a great sleep afterwards. :)

>>684477269
Most people don't really want most of what you do. That's why it's forced not funded by donations

>>684473773
Do you like TPB?

>>684473773
what is your civilian carry weapon of choice

>>684477269

Never provided help for a person whom needed it the most?
Are you really clinging that much to the 'murican system?

Doesn't the public consist of individuals?
Srsly not talking about the junkie, i'm talking about the old lady carrying the heavy groceries.
Or the farmer who died, whom's animals aren't fed.

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>>684474403
No. You can't buy donuts in the UK. I've just seen cops eat them in the movies.

I was just mugged and had my iphone stolen, i had to down grade to an older iphone because of it, theyre fucking expensive if you dont have insurance on them, if i was mugged in front of a gas station in front of full camera range adn view, will a detective team actually be able to find my iphone? they also managed to capture their license plates as they left, but idk if theyve reviewed the footage yet.

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>>684477767
I mean, I want peacekeepers, but the police in America are generally under-trained, trigger-happy mercenaries. But sure let's supply them with armored vehicles and send them after pot dealers. Seems like a good use of tax money. I'm glad I moved out of the states

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>>684473773
What are some of the ideals you had that made you want to be a policeman? How was it making it through the academy and shit?

>>684474319
>all cops are pigs
>we don't need guns because we have police
>feel the bern