English: Colour
American: Color
Faggot

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>>684456556

>>684456556

You come warbling that ballyhoo round my flat and you'll be brown bread before tea.

>>684456650

When the Britbongs try to sound French and get it all fucking wrong

>>684456757
Is that an insult it just made me hungry

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>>684456556

>>684456556
let's see now, mmmm.......oh yeah:
say "route"
did you say it "root" with an oow sound or "rauwt" like "r-out" with an out sound?

>>684456556
Who's their Donald Trump?

>>684458710
probably Farage

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>>684457193
> forcey funtime

captcha: tea

American is spoken by people in the greatest country on Earth. English is spoken by eurofags.

>>684456556
Next thing you know OP will be saying Australians are humans.

>>684456556
say Nissan
did you say "nee-san" or "niss-an" with a little i

>>684458959
>>684458710
boris johnson

>>684456556
say bouy
is "ou" an oow sound or is it an an ooweee sound?
dose it sound like "boy" where the u is silent or "boo-eee" where the ou is attempted to be fully pronounced?

>>684459567
yep he's a crazy messed up toff too

>>684459832
its an act the guy is a fucking madman and a genius look what he said today....compared EU proposed superstate to adolph hitler's nazi dream

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3591180/Boris-Johnson-compares-EU-HITLER-warns-ambitions-European-superstate-end-tragically.html

finally the UK has someone with balls to say it

>>684456556
not using the correct sequence for dates?
like "the fifteenth day of the month of May in the year of our lord two thousand and sixteen"
>9-11? so everyone in England thinks it was in November

>>684460183
it's a new era with good intentions, the past is the past, it's just those running it have fucked it up and those in it have selfish agendas, the aim was obviously take from Star Trek in the 1960s, global equality and a society based on meh! etc.

americans calling chips fries and crisps chips lol

>>684460957
nah it was based on huge corporations and banks having complete control over europe and forcing in mass immigration for cheep labor and growth, keeping us poor and them rich.

>>684456650
>>684456817
>When the Britbongs try to sound French and get it all fucking wrong


Hurr. We 'murricans sure do know how to talk that there English more than Englishans does. We gots grammer 'an everythng here, boy, we so damn well edjukated we think we speak English better than the people who created it!

>Amerifat logic.

>>684456556
i thought you guys didnt want to be like americans huh i guess everyone does get shit on ya redcoat bastard

>>684461010
so what do they call the small bits of fractured material that is snapped off the rim of a porcelain tea-pot when you hit it with a spoon accidentally?

>>684461455
a bit off the broken teapot

>>684461010
what do they call the small bits of wood that come off a larger block of wood when they shape it into a different shape?

>>684461670
true

>>684461931
shavings

>>684461670
ah!, I see so like German they have no word for it and use a full description?

>>684462136
its just a bit of broken teapot...or a broken piece of porcelain

>>684461010
What do the small part created when they face plant and crack a small bit off a tooth while skate-boarding?

>>684461455
>>684461931
>never known what its like to have a real chip
>never tasting heston's triple cooked chip

life must be shit over there in the states

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCB9jIpNGzY

>>684462478
the other half of a broken tooth

muh freedom fries

>>684456556-
Why can't my american in law say English town names? Almost everyone has an equivalent in america. He couldn't even say Gloucester and he goes to Yale.

>>684462011
I suppose it depends which tool is used, shavings relate to a wood-plane, I will rephrase: when using an axe to shape wood what are the removed parts called?

>>684456556
I put the truck in the boot of my lorry

>calling football soccer

>calling hand eggball football


oh america.....you poor simple bastards

>>684462804
large wood shavings

or wood chunks

>>684462791
"glow-chester" or Glow-sesster" rather than "Gloss-ter"?

>>684463118
He said all kinds of crap including those two

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>>684456556
Amerifat here, and you're wrong.

Based on the Linguistics of it all, I'd say that American English is basically "Simplified English," much like how the Chinese used in mainland China is Simplified, while Taiwan's is Traditional.

>>684461295
I've heard that the current North American English dialect is closer to the dialect spoken in the UK at the time of rebellion, than the current dialect spoken in the UK.

I don't have any proof of this, but you don't seem to have anything but anecdotal evidence to the contrary and I haven't made a fool of myself on the internet imitating straw men.


USA BETTAR

>>684463118
im from Stroud near Gloucester that's in Gloucestershire england and Gloucester is pronounced glos - ter and Gloucestershire is pronounced glos - ter - sher

>>684463042
ok, so let me redefine: the removed parts are very small, angular and useful as bedding material in a pet cage or perhaps as a blend mix in a filler, they are too small to use to make a snuff box or even a "fire strike lighty stick", how would they be named?

England is confusing.

>>684462825
Truck is the only one I didn't know right away

>>684463660
oh that would be animal bedding or tinder..this is too easy

>>684459201
jim jefferies is a funny guy

>>684463471
interesting, the shire part worries me somewhat though, is it "shIre" with the I emphasized or sher like the singer Cher or perhaps sher is short and punchy like sher in pressure?

>>684463748
>confused
fixed that for you

>>684463968
so whilst cutting the wood in the yard you would say to your co-worker "Please sweep up that animal bedding left over from the wood preparation and put in in that sack for later sale"?

>>684464394
you say it really fast to be honest like glos-tersheeer with a blunt er when you say sheer

>>684459175
>American is spoken by people in the greatest country on Earth. English is spoken by eurofags.
you just proved how much of a faggot you really are ..........
American is not a language.
American English is a spoken and written form of English.
Not everyone speaks English in the USA.
America is not a country you dumb cunt.
in fact you are less than half the value of a faggot.
fuck off you cancer turd

>>684464867
nah id say oi bernie sweep up that crap will ya and then go make me a cuppa

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No one can beat our BRATWURST

>>684459698
how do you pronounce buoyant or buoyancy, you will answer your own question anon

>>684464394
How would you say Hereford?

>>684465022
thank you kind sir

>>684464394
shy-er

>>684465165
Heri-ford-charger-hemi

>>684465165
herryford

>>684465527
Is that a real thing?

>>684464930
very local then, thank you

>>684465059
i disagree

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyscCvfovzo