>wake up
>look down
>see this
wat do?
>>684452439
Make a sandwich
>>684452439
finger myself
Fap
>>684452627
/Thread
>>684452439
begin life on easy mode
>>684452439
Thank zyzz for my god-tier pecs
>>684452439
i wake up again
>>684452439
realize i'm sleeping on my gf's neck
then grab tits
Thank God for the perfect tits he has given me. Then Finger myself until orgasm then make breakfast.
>>684453852
>you wake up again
>see this
wat do
>>684454177
wonder why the world has frozen
contemplate time as a 4th dimension
>>684452439
Hope gf is bicurious
>>684454177
Take fiber suppliments more regularly, that is a massive shot and it seems to have basic motor function
>>684454177
wake up again
>>684454731
Shit *
go fuck myself on webcam
>>684454771
>wake up again
>see this
wat do
>>684455921
fetch a coathanger
>>684455921
Wonder where Leonardo Dicaprio is so I can kick his ass to get out of this shit show
>>684455921
wake up again
Start streaming on twitch.
>>684453158
This is the only true answer.
>>684456309
>>684452439
Go buy birth control so I don't have to suffer child birth or menstration
>>684455921
That s what i allways see when i wake up.
>>684456438
thanks
>>684456309
holy shit, best answer.
>>684456241
>wake up again
>see this
wat do
Realize nothing is wrong and go back to bed.
>>684452439
Restore legal justice to the women of the first world
>>684452439
Stuff maggots up my pussy and go back to sleep
>>684457182
die happy, knowing I die of the superior gender
>>684458160
tumblrina, plz go
>>684454177
>go back to sleep
>wake up again
>hope for giant black man
>>684457182
wake up again
>>684454177
Suck him and get fuck deeply in ass
>>684458878
>you wake up again
>see this
wat do
>>684452439
Am blessed
>>684459647
Wake up again.
>>684452439
Leave home without telling anyone what happened, start new life somewhere else. Later on come back and hookup with unsuspecting best friend and/or brother
>>684460239
You are already awake
>>684452439
I'd love it, actually. I've always wondered what it would feel like.
>>684461409
why wonder? with the magic of modern science you too can experience the unique and lavishing lifestyle dreamed of by countless -mentally ill- men.
for only 5 years of intensive hormone replacement therapy and its associated costs, youll be able to grow your very own pair of tits, complete with testicular shrinkage and a kiss goodnight.
be a transgender today, join the movement and live in a MODERN society
>>684461409
rolling
>>684461409
rell
Make a twitch account and start making money.
>>684452627
tired ass joke, this is why girls dont like you
>>684461409
Rolllll
>>684461409
roll
>>684452439
Take shower with dildo
>>684461409
y not
Why do we keep on waking up on some woman's neck and shrunk to the size of a mouse?
>>684462763
Angry woman detected.
>>684452439
celebrate
>>684461409
roll
>>684462336
Yeah, no thanks. I'd still be male, but with a fake femaleish body. Fuck that.
>>684461409
wat
>>684461409
rollzzz
rolll
Oh fuck I'm white
>>684465701
Kek
>>684454177
Be finally happy with life
>>684452439
Back to the kitchen
>>684461409
lmao roll
>>684461409
gsr
>>684461409
roll
Noce
>wake up
see this
>waht do?
>>684461409
hoping for DDs. I want ez mode
>wake up
see this
>waht do?
rollino
>>684461409
rollerblades
>wake up
see this
>waht do???
>>684461409
roll
>>684466680
Rolled this, basically
EZ mode confirmed as fuck
>>684461409
Rell
>>684461409
SKENG
Celebrate for a bit and then hope desperately that it isnt permanent
>>684461409
ravioli ravioli whats in the pocketoli
>>684452439
As trans this happens pretty often. Always brightens my day.
>>684452439
Finally be myself?
>>684468921
I'm so jealous.
Hopefully, I'll be starting hormones sometime very soon.
>>684461409
rolling thunder
>>684461409
Ayy lmao
>>684452439
chop off my nipples and stuff one in my pussy and the other one in my ass then post it on /b/
>>684461409
rawls II
>>684461409
rawling yall
>>684461409
Guther Rall
>>684461409
roll