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what's your experience with sti's /b/? ever had one? ever given someone else one? bonus points for green text
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>be 17
>meet hot slut at party
>we talk it up and exchange numbers
>invite her over
>we chill for a bit, watch a movie
>she says "so do you want to fuck me?"
>"uhh.. yeah?"
>she immediately, slides off her panties and sits on my lamp
>cuminstantly.jpg
>we hang out all weekend and just drink and fuck
>she goes back to her place 2 towns away
>never talk to her again
>get new GF few months later
>after a few weeks, she's in really bad pain
>goes to doctor
>has chlamydia
>i get checked
>have chlamydia too
>0 symptoms, but she's discharging and has burning piss, etc
>i get medication for it
>chlamydia goes away, but feel no different
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>Got herpes in college off a slut that was suspiciously hot (pic related)
>like too hot to be fucking me (7/10 at best)
>Never had any symptoms but the next girl i fucked got it off me so it must be in my system.
>Penisisfinethough.jpg
>Just wear condoms now, lesson learnt.
>Do worry about when I find the mother of my children and tell she'll have to get herpes to do so.
>ohwell.jpg
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>>684444373
shit you mean I might have something & not know?
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The trick is not getting laid. I'm a pro.
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>>684444373
>she immediately, slides off her panties and sits on my lamp

Erm what?
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>>684444701
Not entirely how herpes works
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>>684444701
I thought you could only get the herp when there are open sores that you come in contact with. did you see any on her?
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>>684443763
When did it go from STD to STI? I mean, is there anything they won't fuck with to make PC?
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I rarely use domers because they suck but at the same time herpes terrifies me.
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>Went to Japan
>Friend who lives there takes me to blowjob bar
>Japanese girl blows me in booth for however many Yen
>A couple of days later I notice puss coming out of my pee-hole
>Then it really starts to hurt, discharging puss, pissing is almost unbearable.
>When I get back home I go to the clinic to get a penicillin shot and antibiotics
>Goes away within a day.
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this shit is scary
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>>684445150
couldve been just an infection
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>>684445150
>mouth and genital herp is the same thing and can cross spread
Mate at least shot post after you had your first sex ed class
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>>684445455
Nope, gonorrhea confirmed by the clinic staff.

Luckily it is curable and not permanent like some are.
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Vph for 2ys now.. Still cant get rid of it
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>>684445816
what's vhp?
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My friend said he got aids from a hooker than gave him a blowie, didnt do anything else with her so its the only way of transimmion
>letting sum1 suck yo dick without condom
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>>684445079
Why do you think it's a political correctness thing? You seem pretty high-strung.
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>>684445952
Maybe you can search for it like hpv... Genital warts, consequences of having unprotected sex with an unfaithful bitch
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>>684444176

> bump

kek
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>be me
>have fat gf
>she goes to alaska
>comes back
>gives me clap or something
>balls hurt like hell
>cum is yellow and always dripping out.
>continue to shoot loads in her throat
>wrecks her throat, cant talk ,hurts bad
>get shots
>fuck her again
>have to get another shot

Apparently, alaska has the highest clymidia/gonorrhea in the states.
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>>684446087
>aids from a blowjob
Yeah, no...your buddy is lying his ass off.
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>>684444373

>sits on my lamp
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>>684445079
A disease has symptoms. An infection doesn't necessarily.
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>>684446311
>virgins actually think like this
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>>684446486
Well yeah, fucking natives
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>>684445043
>I thought you could only get the herp when there are open sores

Not true.
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>>684446087
your friend is lying. he probably got buttfucked
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>>684446655
Are you retarded?
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>>684446087
That's not how it works anon
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>>684445079

"I don't know the meanings of words so everything I've ever been told is a lie!"
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>after breaking up with ex, started pissing fire
>Only 17
>go to planned parenthood for free std screen
>got chlamydia
>they gave me two pills
>gobbled them shits up
>painful pee went away
>lesson never learned
>still hate rubbers
>Fuck with me
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>>684444701
uh, that's not how herpes works

also condoms don't stop transmission of herpes
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>>684446760
http://www.health.umd.edu/healthpromotion/sexualhealth/sti

What are you doing for summer vacation?
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>>684446990
This site is lying its ass off all infections have symtpoms
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>>684447178
Oh. Okay.
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>>684444373
Like did she stick the lamp up her ass?
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>>684447240
Well it is telling half truths anyway. The symptoms may be latent but they will appear. All infections will have symptoms be it small fever, slight pain, redness etc. I will concede some do not show up right away, but there will always be symptoms.
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Have herpes on my balls , it's not all bad it only comes like once every six months
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>>684447510
except when there aren't. Like most of the time when men get chalymidia, and when most people get hpv.
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>>684446671
Hope u get it mate, then you'll remember this thread.
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>Fuck my on and off again 'gf' in the ass
>She's a bit of a slut
>notice white creamy discharge a couple days later
>go to the clinic and get tested
>shot of ruceffin in the ass
>discharge clears up
>test results come back negative for an std
Turns out I got a yeast infection in my dickhole from anal sex. Never knew that was possible before that.
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>>684446655
WHY DIDNT ANYBODY CHECK THIS HOLY FUCK
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>>684447585
Those both have have warnings signs dumbass, symptoms
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>>684446610
>>684446723
>>684446796
You can get AIDS from a blowjob if the girl has bad dental hygiene
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This shit scares the fuck out of. I'm scared to have one night stands and shit because I feel like I'll get herpes or something, how do you guys live with it?

Isn't it illegal btw that when someone has herpes you have to inform them before you have sex or something? Herpes literally scares the fuck out of me
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in my late slutty teen years, found out I got gonherrea the day I was leaving for Las Vegas with my bff and fake id. proceeded fuck multiple dudes and sit on their faces.
nbd
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>>684447510

>All infections will have symptoms

Not true. You are currently infected with thousands of strains of bacteria. Most do jack shit.

Also
will have symptoms ≠ have symptoms
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>>684448080
I think he just always needs to be right. Let him be.
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>>684448080
that isnt an infection. Having bacteria in your body is just natural not an infection.
And how does your mind process this
>will have symptoms=/= have symptoms
How retarded are you?
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I have on and off genetal warts, not bad but I don't know how long I'll be this way. Sucks
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>>684447991
It is surprisingly difficult to get aids friend
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>>684448049

Most people have unprotected sex. Most people don't get infections. It's just a game of Russian Roulette with your dick.
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>>684448399
Google and buy DMSO
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>>684446870
Faggot
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>>684448399

>I don't know how long I'll be this way

The rest of your natural life. Get Valtrex.
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>>684448399
It only lasts until you learn to spell... Don't worry, at least 20 years from now they turn into cancer.
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>>684444718
Definitely. Had the clap once. Got treated, symptoms went away - subsequently gave it to a girl a few months later. She had discharge and said it felt like she was pissing glass - I was symptom free the whole time.
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>>684443763
I got herpes in high school. It's really not even as bad as pic related. If you're hygienic and not a total fuckbag, it's just a pimple on your lip for a while then it goes away.

I had a "genital" plantar wart after sleeping with an escort. Wasn't really on my genitals, but on my upper thigh. Got it two days after fucking the whore, though. Removed it with that nitrous freeze shit
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>>684448640
Fucking asshole
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>>684448507
And that;s the part that scares me the most lol. I've never not used a condom as I'm so worried about an std, or even getting the herps in general. The only girls I've been with I had to be 150% sure that they weren't absolute whores and basically subtle clarified before hand that they had no sort of std's or shit.
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>>684445462

Its not uncommon to get HSV1 on both the mouth and genetals, but less common (rarely) to get HSV2 on the mouth.

Also new research is finding that those infected with HSV2 first, have surprisingly hard time getting HSV1 after.

The Herp is a mysterious bug indeed.
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>buddy meets girl
>introduces her to crew
>most of us are early twenties, buddy is almost thirty
>petite redhead, freckly kind...but her age
>"wtf dude, what is she 13?"
>"...16. Yes. 16."
>"whatever, just know we're not going anywhere with her around."
>"ok"
>month later
>she left him
>like it could be called that since its a fucking kid
>buddy has herpes
>we never passed him the weed since.
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>>684443763
>Early Spring, 2015
>10/10 GF comes to my job at the end of my shift to break up with me
>she and I dated for 8 months and never had sex (only ever ate her pussy and she gave me an extremely tough handy one time... anyway)
>stricken with grief, that very same night I go home and hop on Craigslist, something I have only done twice before (and hadn't done for over a year at that point)
>post an ad saying that my GF left me and I needed a hookup to get over her
>[Pity Pussy] acquired
>end up with a strange woman in my bed at 7 am the next day
>felt good to have sex again after so long
>the Craigslist posting became a regular thing
>every time I had a day off or worked late the next day, I would post an ad searching for pussy, even taking fresh dicc piccs to attach to the posting
>got to fuck a whole rainbow of women, black, white, latina, even native American (I live in Arizona)
>fucked in all kinds of positions I learned from watching so much porn when I was a NEET (you actually CAN learn to fuck from porn despite what they say)
>most of them let me fuck with no condor
>got to cum inside an 18-year-old once
>picked up a few FWBs but for some reason they would stop talking to me or move after a few months
>so unfortunately (for me) this means I had to keep meeting new women on some internet site (on average I met maybe 2-4 people per week, most of which being one- or two-night deals)
>fast forward to December 2015, after partner ~24-25

>cont.
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>>684444373
>sits on my lamp

Got sauce on this boys

http://www.youporn.com/watch/714637/lava-lamp-deep-in-her-ass/
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>>684446610
You're dumb as hell if you think you can't get HIV from a blow job.
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>>684447178

You must have never heard the term asymptomatic...
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>>684448975
I was messing with you about the spelling, not the cancer. Warts are usually the outward sign of an HPV infection and increase the likelihood of skin cancer in that area. Get to the doc, get that shit looked at. I had cancer in my crotch (not on my junk) twice because I let it go. I'm old and nobody knew about HPV when I was still runnin around.
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>>684444444
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>burning sensation when peeing
>burning sensation when cumming
>white discharge in the morning from my peehole
>get tested and put on anti biotics before results come back
>results are negative
>see urologist
>get tested for all kinds of shit
>ultrasound to see if I can empty my bladder correctly
>pee power test
>get semen tested as well
>nothing seems to be wrong with me
>apparently the symptoms can be induced by stress or whatever
>goes away after sometime

Never got it again, freaked my out a lot especially cause I had the condom break fucking some weird sloot a couple weeks before.

more of the story, get tested every now and then (also protection)
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>>684449266
Yeah and i could get hit by a meteor while fucking a dolphin in the Australian outback
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>Go to prison for drug offense
>Own nigger money for zoo zoos and wham whams
>Try to get transfered to other unit so I don't have to pay for 11 dollars in honey buns.
>Transfer never comes.
>Nigger runs up in my cell with Posse.
>Fuck my asshole
>FEELSBAD.jpg
>Notice lesions one back 8 months later
>Go to nurse call
>8 year sentence turns into death sentence.
>AIDS.
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>>684449437
I got them frozen off, and banged the same woman who gave them to me. Twice. So I went back got them frozen off and now I'm good. Haven't spoken to that whore in a while.
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>>684449506
Urethritis, healthy immune system fought it off on its own. Happens occasionally, especially if you don't piss after sex.
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>be me
>5th grader at the time
>notice dad has sores in the corner of his mouth
>decided not to bug him about it
>fast forward to later that day
>super fucking thirsty
>see diet coke
>hate diet coke but honestly couldn't care less
>chug the whole fuckin' can
>mom finds me
>think I'm gonna get scolded for drinking all her drink
>starts yelling at me "anon you idiot that's your father's!!!"
>solikeicare.png
>she facepalms and leaves
>wake up the next day with a small sore on my upper lip
Tfw I have to tell my teachers and friends how I got herpes from my dad...
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>>684449675

American right there.

"If I can't see em everything is a-o-k!"

Meanwhile renal failure is setting in...

kek
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>>684449675
If you see discoloration start where they froze them off, set up an appointment quick. My surgery was three hours and 87 fucking stitches...
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>>684449789
Yeah now that you mention it I think that was the diagnosis. Sucked and freaked me the fuck out regardless.
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>>684449608

I feel sad for you if this is true..
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>>684449131
Continue
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>>684449961
I never said I was ok you twit. I feel fine. Fucking virgin
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>>684444701
Yeah this, I'm totally concerned with giving it to the mother of my children. Comntemplating going to uni and devoting my life to a cure. Even though in 2 years I've only had 1 really small blister.

It's the mental issues i struggle with. The stigma of herpes is 1000x worse than the actual herpes.
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I definitely have that New England Chlamydia, but I'm waiting to get it treated until after I have a chance to give it to my ex. She broke up with my and I think it's starting to miss me, and I'm a petty jerk.

It was a long distance thing, but she'll be here in June.
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>>684448639
>get valtrex
>anon has genital warts
>valtrex for herpes not warts
>anons know everything
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>>684450205
Yeah, stigma is worse than a virus that hides in your nerve tissue for the rest of your life, causes painful blisters on your dick, and leaves open ports of entry for every other fucking STD on the planet...
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>>684446087
>>684446610
>>684446723
You can get it from a bj.

Especially if you already have an STD. Say you goth have herpes. It's essentially a doorway or shortcut to the bloodstream.

Same with cutrs, she might have a cut on her tongue on inside her mouth for whatever reason. And you have a cut on your dick or whatever. It can be transmitted that way. It's a low risk situation but still not risk free.
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>>684449980
No discoloration dude, it's flesh colored. I'm getting my third shot for those HPV things. After that it's all up to my immune system and changing my diet
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>>684448400
>>684447991

AIDS is not a disease or a virus, its what happens after you get infected by something like HIV.

AIDS stands for Auto-Immune Deficiency Syndrome. Any disease that affects the immune system (HIV, Plague, etc.) can cause AIDS, which is the result of a severely damaged immune system, which in turn makes a person more susceptible to other diseases like the common cold (because they can't fight it off).

HIV is the human immunodeficiency virus. It is a viral infection that latches on to white blood cells and eats them from the inside out. The main issue with HIV is that once a white blood cell has been eaten it can parade around and other white blood cells don't see it as a threat. Kind of like hiding in plain sight in someone else's skin.

HIV can only spread from seminal fluids and other bodily fluids if it can penetrate into the blood stream. Male to female and vice versa transmission is usually caused by bodily fluids being absorbed into either persons body, however it can also be transmitted through blood and open wounds.

It is possible to get HIV through a blowjob, although highly unlikely.


Trivia: Two copies of a gene called Delta-32 (mutation from the black death in Europe - and now in African prostitutes) causes complete immunity to HIV because it changes the walls of white blood cells so that HIV can't latch on, and the virus literally dies in the body.
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>>684448049
Na herpes is chill as fuck. Only had one blister in 2 years.

It won't kill you. You could get herpes from someone with cold sores sucking your dick.

Something like 80% of Americans have HSV-1 and like 1/12 Americans have Herpes. Most people that have it have no symptoms at all.
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>>684449131
>My favorite FWB (a beautiful 6'0 tall caramel-skinned middle school music teacher) had just decided she needed to be more focused on her career or whatever and we stopped hanging out
>while I had a FWB, I never fucked anybody else or even posted craigslist ads
>after her, I was done posting ads for a bit
>one night at work
>my ex comes in with some dude I've never seen before and t b h he was more attractive than I could ever be
>get pretty jelly and go into back of house, pulling out my phone
>post ad on Craigslist while on the clock
>before my shift ends, I get a reply from a pretty qt-looking chick
>unfortunately she lives in the next city
>upon knowing this, she suggests we get a hotel room part-way between, which I immediately book
>about 9:45p, shift ends, I go into the bathroom, wash my dick off and lock up
>get on the bus to go down the road to a convenience store
>pick up condoms, an energy drink and protein bar (always do this just to see what people think, but stopped upon realizing most of the cashiers don't give a fuck)
>went outside and called an Uber to get me a million miles down the road to this hotel
>30 minutes and some awkward conversation with the driver later, arrive at my destination
>turns out you can't get into a hotel room if your ID is expired (been expired for 2 years, nobody ever gave a fuck until now)
>cancel the room and get refunded
>call the chick and tell her about what happened
>she says I can just go to her place instead, texts me address
>Luckily I got that hotel room refunded so quickly or else I would have been out of money and unable to make it
>call another Uber and arrive at her apartment complex

>cont.
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>>684450763
When did the change the A form Acquired to Auto? Oldfag here, guess they went PC with it at some point.
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>>684450616
>You can get it from a bj.
yes you can you faggot. it's more unlikely but it is possible. all you need is a little wound in your mouth.
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>>684450576
70% of people with herpes don't know they have it because the symtoms are so mild.

I've had herpes for 3 years now, the last time I had an outbreak was August last year and it went away after a week without any medicine.

I've had 2 girls turn me down because of it, but they would've just been fuckbuddies anyway. Other than that, I've been together (<5 months) with 3 girls since I caught it, so it doesn't exactly have to ruin your life.
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>>684450925
Hell, I actually remember when they changed it from GRID to AIDS...
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>>684449046
>Also new research is finding that those infected with HSV2 first, have surprisingly hard time getting HSV1 after.

Well I have that going for me atleast, which is nice..
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>>684451111
Czech'd
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Had herpes. Never came back since i got a heathy lifestyle that improved my immune system a lot.
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>be me
>senior in college
>go to cousins wedding in northern california
>get drunk at a bar after
>end up going home with cute hippie chick
>sodrunknocondom.jpg
>go back to college
>sleep with maybe 6 more chicks unprotected
>get crying phone call from 18yo freshman
>she has chlamydia
>go to doctor take antibiotics
>still not sure who i got it from
>probably hippie
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>>684449608
Wow never thought of this.

I thought getting raped was bad enough.

He should be put down man.

Also were you drug dealing or did you just have a little pot on you?
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I always wanted one but could never afford one, the EJ engine is really cool, but too unpredictable for me to want to daily.
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>>684450901
Type faster
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>>684449506
did you mean to say moral of the story?

have you been saying more of the story your whole life?

how embarrassing
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Just found out I got Chlamydia from a cheating ex. What do?
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>>684451792
sry mane

>>684449131
>>684450901
>get to her apartment
>it's dark and very quiet
>she speaks to me in a hushed voice
>turns out she really wanted the hotel room because she has a roommate and her (roommate's) BF asleep in the next room
>we go out on the balcony to have a cigarette and talk a bit
>she seems really nervous jittery for some odd reason
>tells me she has something to tell me and she'd understand if I wanted to leave
>ask her what she has to say
>"I smoke crack sometimes. I'm trying to quit, but I thought I should be honest with you."
>told her it wasn't a big deal, and t b h I already knew she was on some kind of drug
>"Did you see my tooth?"
>she had a missing incisor and she seemed surprised that I was able to see it for some reason?
>anyway we go back inside after that little discussion
>she asks me to meet the cats while she goes and cleans up
>I got up and stood by the door, wanting to leave
>it was 30 degrees outside and I was only equipped with jeans, a thin hoodie and a t-shirt, all of them unenchanted
>it was too late to catch a bus and I couldn't call anyone for a ride
>after a few minutes, she comes out of the bathroom and leads me to her bedroom
>it's just a mattress on the floor, boxes everywhere and a TV
>we sit on the "bed" and talk a little bit more
>she talks about how she wants to try playing some "games" to get in the mood
>I'm like "whatever, never tried it before"
>she grabs her phone and seriously has like 6 different sex game-type apps on it, she asks me to choose one
>just randomly choose so we can fucking get started already

>cont.
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>>684452340
Bahaha, fuck man not even gonna bother reading anymore from this cunt
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>>684445150
happened to me too sounds like the clap
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>>684450353
Brutal
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>>684452340
Lol bruh im for fucking girls but that would even for me a big turn off.. But then you dont know whow you react in such a situation..
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>>684452518
ok cya

>>684453833
It was a huge turn-off, but I was kinda stranded and I had nowhere I could go at the time, figured I'd make the "best" of it.

>>684449131
>>684450901
>>684452340
>she opens some lame dice game we start playing
>I guess the objective was to make it to the end of the board by completing the tasks on the dice, but there was really nothing in "winning" since you end up fucking anyway
>in the middle of the "gaaaaaaaaaame" she reaches over and pulls out a crack pipe and asks me if I want any
>make a face and say no
>we stop the game and she puts on some music
>I get up to close the door, but she asks to leave it open because the cats start making noise if they can't be with her, but at the same time she doesn't want the cats in the room because they'll try to join in
>close it as much as I can without closing it
>she gets undressed and I'm kind of disappointed with her body but at least it's not wrinkly, sagging and covered in sores, surprising for a 41-YEAR OLD CRACK USER
>I sit next to her and begin undressing and put a condor on my half-flaccid penis
>once I stick it in, I get hard again until she says she only gets off from slow sex
>she's really dry as well
>she looks and smells clean but I still don't want to suck her tits or anything
>so this is really boring for me
>a few minutes into the dry, mechanical sex, the condom breaks and I'm inside her bare
>pull out immediately but the damage was done
>put on a new condor and get back in it, unwilling to let this boring sex prevent me from cumming
>end up spending the night with her afterward, leaving promptly in the morning after she asks for a round 2
>make up a lie and tell her I need to be into work early
>go home and immediately shower, unaware of what was beginning to happen to my penis

>cont.
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>>684454327
I too have had terrible sex with a crack addict. We should form a club or support group or something.
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>>684454327
You feel like a fucking idiot in hindsight dont you lmao. Sounds terrible bro. Keep going though lol good read so far none the less
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>>684449002
Well you better stop shaking hands. Herpes
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Just had my first outbreak of herpes. Never knew this shit could hide in your system for years before showing up. Pretty disgusted at myself. Still trying to figure out a way to tell my fiancée.
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>>684449131
>>684450901
>>684452340
>>684454327
i bet its an hiv/aids story
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>>684454745
Yours looks better than mine did

>>684454809
I feel like I would have been fine if that condom didn't break. I didn't even put my lips on her or put anything else inside her but a condomed-dick

>>684449131
>>684450901
>>684452340
>>684454327
>two weeks go by
>ever since that night I didn't have sex with anyone else
>not because I was unwilling, but I just stopped getting Craigslist responses that weren't bots
>about a week later I notice some clear goo dripping from my dick every now and then
>disregarded it since this was the only symptom I was having
>no itching, no burning sensation
>I got in touch with a favorite chick of mine that I ended up exchanging numbers with a while back and see if she wants to drop by on NYE "to start the year off right"
>she thinks it's cute and comes by later that evening
>she was one I loved because she was a MILF that was always give amazing head and let me cum inside her
>tonight was a whole different ordeal
>she gave me the succ and then we started to fucc
>except this time it was extremely painful (4me) and I felt like my dick was tearing all over
>somehow I came despite the pain
>fast forward another couple weeks
>I've gained another official GF
>I've also gained a new type of goo to come out of my dick
>it went from a clear liquid to a cloudy, yellow and foul-smelling goop
>just getting hard REALLY hurts
>also I've discovered at this time that I began to cum blood
>scared as fuck
>the MILF I was with texts me every couple weeks, but she never says anything about getting infected with anything, so this is a huge relief to me
>she never did anything wrong to me, just good dicc feels
>I have to tell her I can't meet 3-4 times because I have a GF
>normally that wouldn't matter this early in a relationship but I was more scared that she'd figure something was up if I decided to suddenly use condoms with her
>she eventually stops trying to get with me, which is okay, new GF

>cont.
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>Be 17
>Head to the club with some friends
>Cute chick starts grinding hard core on me
>Take her back home
>Put condom on and it rips so i throw it
>Fuck her all over the place
>2 weeks later get discharge and slight discomfort when pissing, but no pain?
>Get tested, and get Doxycycline
>Clinic tells me its chlamydia
>Symptoms go after a day
This was about 3 weeks ago
>Wake up this morning
>White discharge out of dick
>Anger
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Have had HPV and chlamydia. Neither were a big deal. HPV just meant I had a bump on my dick. Pinched the top off with my fingernail, soaked a cotton ball in apple cider vinegar, put that on it with a bandaid (it stings for a second). Was completely gone in a day or two.

With chlamydia I just woke up a couple days after having sex with a random girl (condom broke) and a little drop of clear stuff came out of my dick, which felt kind of achey. Went to doctor, got a z-pack, gone the next day. I'd rather have it than the flu.
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>>684456398
Better? Do you have a pic?
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>>684456398
Go to a clinic jesus
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>>684456475
b& aw wot gaiz?
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>>684443763
had gonorrhea twice took antibiotics for a week.

I have HPV like most sexually active adult, i got a warts near my anus once, went to dermatologist she removed it, it wasn't painfull or anything.

I've hand hundreds of partner both male and female, some without condom. ( i've done about a dozen or two of bareback gang bang)

I just don't do drugs, eat healthy and go to doctor when i'm sick.

STD aren't that serious if you have a good immune system
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>>684455545
Tell her you got it from using a fork of your coworkers that had too good a time at an all legal stripclub
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>>684456661
You let a dude suck your dick bro
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>>684456837
I have no idea what you're asking
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>>684457044
Anon even I don't believe that horse shit story lol.
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>>684443763
I went down on my last girlfriend when I had a cold sore and gave her genital herpes 1. We're broken up over a year now and I still feel horrible about it.
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>>684444444
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>>684448079
That's disgusting
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>>684444718
Probably not. The S in std stands for sexual, with actual living beeing you anime fag
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>>684450205
Artificial insemination

Might as well go for broke and get yourself a designer baby.

They can take some eggs from mom and sperm from you and fertilize to get a bunch of embryos, then let them divide some times and take a genetic sample, and then you can eliminate the ones you don't like.
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>>684456884
>Implying HIV is a myth
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>>684448049
your gonna get it from a public toilet seat or eating out at a nice restaurant that didn't clean their forks and glasses properly might as well get it having some sex. BTW always piss after sex and wash your dick off with antibacterial soap. Slept with multiple whore all my life never caught nothing that i know of.
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>>684457371
Well i extended it saying strip club. But dude u used someone elses fork. He has had herpes for god knows how long and all your other coworkers have it too. Maybe youll believe it when you realize how highly contagious it is
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>>684449855
so, are you or are your parents retarded?

either they didn't tell you or they told you and you forgot
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>be 21
>break up with first serious girlfriend
>spend the next two years tearing into any pussy that comes my way
>rawdog over half of them, caution to the wind
>constantly worried i'm gonna get herpes or warts, never happens
>be fuckin' one girl for a LONG time, raw every time
>nothing happens
>she ditches me because it's getting... too serious? idk
>start tearing back into pussy
>nothing happens
>shit gets dark, start doing a lot of party drugs, nothing intravenous though
>nothing happens
>go out one night with my gay buddy and two hot girls
>one hot girl disappears, presumably to blow a club owner for coke or something
>i make out with other girl
>buddy makes out with other girl
>we're trading off in a booth at a club
>we are FUCKED up
>go to gay club, we're all dancing, grinding on this girl
>they make out
>i make out with her
>buddy grabs my head and kisses me
>make out with buddy
>.... i don't hate it. don't love it. but don't hate it. it's just making out with a dude is significantly more raw. it's powerful. chicks are soft and perfect but guys, that's power. this dude is also 6'5", former linebacker, and flaaaaaming gay
>girl bugs out, too weird for her
>other girl has fully vanished, whatever
>dude takes me back to my place
>we know this will never happen again
>fool around, he tries to blow me in the car, don't get hard, not really into it
>night ends, i go inside
>something happens
>over the next couple months the nodes in my neck swell and won't go down
>i feel kinda weird all the time, get colds and sore throats repeatedly
>everything is just off
>go to doc about nodes, figuring i have cancer or something
>he can't find a reason
>last second, let's do STD testing while i'm here, might as well
>two days go by
>get call, syphilis
>the STATE calls me and tells me to come downtown
>go to office building
>get penicillin
>antibiotic syndrome is literally the sickest i've ever been, syphilis die-off kills some people, i had a 104 fever for 8 straight hours
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>>684457790
Yeah but with laws you can only have until 6 years old to determine which ones need to be eliminated
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>>684457917
So I could have given it to her already? Well shit.
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>>684458022
>fever is followed by me gasping awake at 3 am absolutely DRENCHED from head to toe with sweat
>fever breaks, and i'm back, just fine
>3 more shots at week intervals, and i'm syphilis free
>still fuck without condoms, but i'm in LA now so i have to change up my routine. don't wanna get herpes here or something, gotta girl back home that i need to marry when i move back
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>>684456661
I was wrong! I'll see if I can dig the pic up, but I may have deleted it in the rage of realizing what she put me through.

>>684449131
>>684450901
>>684452340
>>684454327
>>684456398

>until the night of our second date
>new GF has had a few drinks and wants to fuck for our first time
>scared as fuck already thinking what I'm going to say if I have to turn down a blowjob or something
>instead I dive between her legs and eat her pucci
>then pop a condor on and don't even give her the chance to succ this dicc
>unfortunately
>tried soooo hard to do this without breaking the condom
>I succeeded, and not only that, no blood in the condom either

>>684456751
>went to a clinic after this night
>used my internet detective skills to find out what kind of diseases I have and figured out I have symptoms of both chlamydia and gonorrhea
>but at least these were both curable and disappear relatively quickly
>went to clinic and had to pay out the ass because I was uninsured
>had to get my first shot in the ass
>and go to a pharmacy to pick up one $40 pill
>the nightmare is finally over after two weeks
>unfortunately new GF broke up with me to focus on opening her business or whatever
>end up re-dating an old GF whom I had known for half a decade already
>she wants to visit conveniently at the time my diseases were supposed to be ending
>this would be the first time she and I would ever be able to have sex and she's so excited
>she tells me how much she can't wait to finally feel me cum inside her
>I'm stressing out because even though my symptoms are gone, there's a chance I still can infect people
>I push it back a week and everything is fine
>end up fucking the girl of my dreams over the course of 10 days with a clean conscience (and penis)
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>>684458206
moral of the story is
dont be gay
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>>684457830
it's not a myth, just there is lot of misconception about it

https://youtu.be/ET0cgvo7UnM

when i do bareback gang bang people test themselves with HIV autotest that get you a result in a couple of minutes. ( pic related) to reduce the risk
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shit u not,u get hiv from blowjob only if u have bleeding wound or sore in mouth AND dick,to make it happen
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>>684458270
well
that ended well
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This post helped me realize I have herpes. Fucking A
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>>684458526
Dude i was born with it its not that big of a deal just let it dry wen it pops up that works for me
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>>684443763
i have herpes on my stomach. a small spot that keeps coming back every few months.
a bit annoying, but okay. glad i dont have it on my penis.
ive had sex with 56 women.
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I had some kind of std but nothing will appear on the tests the doctors made. But i had like pus and Two wounds, it went away and im fine now, but head is still like little red, and little dots appear when i have erections, nothing important but i know its not how its supoused to be.
Any guess?
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>>684458270
this story should be made film or sumthing
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>>684452340
>I was only equipped with jeans, a thin hoodie and a t-shirt, all of them unenchanted
lol
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>>684447653
i got a yeast infection once. my foreskin got fucked up and it took months to heal up properly.
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>>684443763
>be 24
>haven't gotten dick wet in four years
>hot girl at the bar is all about my d
>friends make fun of me for rejecting hot chick
>she goes home with friend
>few months later can't find friend she went home with
>finally hear from him weeks later
>herpatitus complex volume 1
>girl from bar that knight knew she had it, bangulated him anyway
>coulda been me
>dontbangbarskanks.jpg
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>>684458270
your story was lame
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>>684446610
>had 3 blowjobs without protection
I wish school fucking taught me this instead of how bad weed is for you.
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>>684459583
just contributing to the thread, brough
sry to disappoint

I thought it was more entertaining than
>fuck grill
>get std
>get tested
>no more std
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>>684459897
it was good man
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