Why don't you kill yourself?

I'm over 360 pounds, autistic, and I've had three dates this week, fucking two of them.

Why don't you go outside and say hello to some women?

you will get laid
>next week

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>>684443549
2/10, made me reply

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>>684443457
At this point...
Why haven't you hired a prostitute?

>>684443549
>I'm over 360 pounds, autistic, and I've had three dates this week, fucking two of them.

Tell me you secrets.

>>684443596
>Why don't you go outside and say hello to some women?

This is not the problem. The problem is what comes after the "hello".

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>>684443457
Hey buddy never to late to turn it around, takes a bit of work but I feel like you can do it! Turn the work, into a game, give yourself a score.

DETERMINATION

>>684443775

Ethical reasons. I am also very cheap.

>>684443457

Do you like living this way?

>>684443797

Please elaborate.

>>684443902

No. But I'm not sure if I like living any way.

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>>684443457
https://youtu.be/NkROmtfEwm8

Listen to this a few times a day, work it it bro


It fills you with DETERMINATION

>>684444177
Nice dubs. You're not hating yourself for being a virgin, you hate yourself for sucking at so many things in life, right?
I'm not trolling btw, I just really wanna know. Sorry if that question appears rough anyway.

>>684444329

That fucking accent.

>>684444766
DO IT NERD

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Don't be loser, play the game!!
Spurdo Sparde Jump!
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.renapps.spurdojump

>>684444730

I do hate myself for so much.

>>684444886

OI MATE YOUR INTUITION IS LOUD AND CLEAR.

Maybe I should get a Hatsune Miku sex doll like the other dude.

>>684445198

No. If you're actually OP then this is the last thing you should do. It will keep you from doing reals girls irl even more and you will even more cringeworthy about yourself.

>>684443777
There really isn't a secret. It's pretty much exactly what you'd expect. Act like one of those guys who you think get a lot of women.

Fake it til you make it, go on dating sites and be confident.

Ask them out, tell them what you want, deep down all of the women on those sites are *REALLY* insecure and like the man to take charge and push them over their insecurities.

Be very reserved with compliments until you meet them in person, don't reply right away, don't accept it when they try to play games with you.

You don't have to be attractive or have a good personality. You just have to be their best option and to not sound like a milquetoast pussy because nobody is looking for that.

Invite them to something like bowling or pinball followed by an ethnic cuisine that she knows nothing about.

Second date, movie and offer to cook for them at your place.

Sit next to them on the couch on date 2, go in for the kiss because they all want it but will never say it (why the fuck else did she come over?), and just always make the first move.

Nobody is ever going to tell you that they want you, even when they do. Everyone is afraid and unsure. Pretend like you're sure and your dreams become reality.

Also don't go after fat women. Go after the ones who are out of your league. It's a little bit of a numbers game, but again the women on dating sites have serious problems more often than not. A lot of them have issues where they're attracted to guys who are a lot like their father- ie fat confident slightly bossy guys.

Know when to be sweet, know when to not be dominant, but wear the pants.

>>684445345

I have already reached maximum cringeworthiness.

>>684445666

Trips of hell. Can't argue with that.

>>684443457
Why is your penis so tiny faggot loser?

Wanna meet up?

>>684445495
>Act like one of those guys who you think get a lot of women.

No idea how they even act. I don't have good observation skills when it comes to people.

>Fake it til you make it, go on dating sites and be confident.

I've been to a few dating sites and never even managed to secure a date.

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>>684443549
>lying on the internet

>>684445919

My penis is fine. One of the few things about my body that I am okay with.

>>684445936

Top or bottom?

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>>684443777
>>684445666
>>684445999

op you might be a fat virgin loser but holy shit those trips though

>>684446124
Maybe you should realize that other things about you are fine as well.

>>684443549
Captain Shitbait of the S S Never talked to a girl

>>684443549
Why would someone do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

From going this long without women have gained any powers if the force or magika

>>684446251

Not even fat. Just a virgin loser.

>>684446255

I have no idea what those things could be.

>>684446419

English motherfucker ...

>>684443549
>Why don't you kill yourself?

I second that. Please do it on cam.

>>684445999

What did your typical initiation message look like?

Did you follow up?

What does your profile look like?

In terms of what to be,

A) shut the fuck up about things that you're really into. Mention them, but cut yourself off. You don't need to explain fully everything about you. If they ask, give a little more detail but don't go balls deep with it. She might like video games, but she never wants to hear your analysis of which was the best legend of zelda game.

B) Let her talk, encourage her to talk, but don't let her babble. If you start to get bored, find a good spot (don't interrupt) and pivot the conversation to something more interesting she said earlier. Letting her talk about stuff you don't care about will make her think you don't like her, because it will be obvious that you're bored.

C) Make decisions, don't give her things to decide on, those are just opportunities to back out or bullshit their way out when they're afraid. Be specific with your invitations. "Hey, do you want to go to this nice dim sum in the international district on friday night? I get out of work at around 7 and we could meet there at 7:30"

D) Compliments. Be sparing with them until you meet in person, but drop a few. Don't be enthusiastic. Be careful about back handed compliments because girls are sensitive (don't compliment the make up, compliment the face). Don't talk about her tits or ass before you're making out.

E) Don't condescend or expect her to have any worthwhile knowledge on anything. The way you talk to men is different from what you need to do when talking to women. A girl not knowing about movies or music or games should be expected. Let them get away with basic oversights, but don't agree with everything they say or let totally incorrect bullshit to go past unchallenged.

F) Don't talk about religion, politics or gender issues. All women sound like they could be SJWs if you let them talk about that stuff before you know them.

Here's my question: Why the fuck do you keep posting this shit? Clearly no one gives a shit about your sad life

>>684447379
>What did your typical initiation message look like?

Depends. On tinder, it could just be a simple "Hi" or one of those retarded pun based pickup lines which are posted here sometimes. On other pages, I actually try to write a bit more and try to make some connection as far as interested are concerned.

>>684447379
To elaborate on A,

If you tell her you play guitar, that's all the information she needs. She'll create the best image possible of that in her mind.

Going on to more detail talking about how you play progressive rock and know every rush song will change their ideal image to being whatever she googles because girls don't know what rush is.

Hit the broad points and only go into depth on anything if she specifically asks for it- and even then, be sparing.

If the sentence explaining your guitar playing doesn't sound like you're smiling, you fucked it up.

>>684447404

Well, enough people give a shit to keep me busy for an hour and allow me at least a little bit of human interaction.

>>684447861
>If the sentence explaining your guitar playing doesn't sound like you're smiling, you fucked it up.

So "I play guitar" is not enough.

>>684447787
Yeah I don't use tinder. I like okcupid and match, but I'm also targeting women between 22 and 27 who are a little bit more desperate and fucked up.

Here's a good opener template, briefly (BRIEFLY!) go over her profile to find the things to fill the blanks. Don't analyze everything they write fully, that gives you no ammunition to progress.

How's your (DAY/NIGHT/WEEK/HOLIDAY) going? When I saw that you __________ I knew I had to drop a note!

The second paragraph would be either very briefly explaining how you have a shared interest in this, or something you're doing right then that's playful or similar, or how that made you think of something specific.

No physical compliments allowed in the first message.

Don't start with hi or hey. Every message they get does that, and you also need to be aware how much of the message shows before they open it. That part of yours has to be different and have something interesting. Get right to the thing about her to give her something to reply with other than "Hey".

>>684448093

I've been playing guitar since I was 12, we used to have a band going but never really did much with it outside of playing at parties lol. What kind of music are you in to?

>>684447861

By the way, this whole "shut up about the stuff you're really into" doesn't really apply to me because there is nothing I am into that much that I have any special expertise. This is why I am happy when she doesn't ask questions about me.

>>684446725
Post your pic. Body pic. Feel free to cut out the face or something

>>684447787
What do you do for a living, how much do you make?

>>684448722

Yeah, I don't have anything like that. Something I am really good in or I am passionate about. Most I could say is: "I XY now and then" (with the emphasis on now and then).

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>>684448982

If needed, I will provide a timestamp.

>>684449301
Dude, how the fuck are you a virgin? That's like a perfect body! Where do you live?

>>684449061

Postdoc. Oncology lab. Soon to be unemployed. At the moment, I make 35k / year.

>>684448932

She's not asking questions because you're making the conversation too easy for her and she's talking to a dozen other guys that she's more interested in.

Throw a curve ball, ask something like what makes her different from other girls, or something else that would throw her on defense to have to fight back (not an insult). Just asking about their favorite things doesn't do this.

Make them want to prove their worth.

>>684449179

Lie you stupid fuck. Just lie. Make the lies unverifiable. Don't dig a hole, but if it's about an imaginary high school band with nobody famous that went nowhere, she won't really care or ever find out.

The goal is to make yourself sound different enough from the other guys on whatever website. When you start meeting in person you can start actually getting to know each other.

Don't do any totally egregious no-going-back lies, but small elaborations to take a minor character point and make them more interesting are totally fair game.

>>684449301
timestamp or gtfo

>>684449467
>That's like a perfect body!

Have you seen my pecs? No? Me neither.

>Where do you live?

UK.

>>684449540
That's not bad. Why soon to be unemployed?
>>684449769
You're skinny, have some muscles, no nasty body hair, no stretch marks or ugly scars, yeah it's a pretty damn good looking body

>>684449561
>She's not asking questions because you're making the conversation too easy for her and she's talking to a dozen other guys that she's more interested in.
>Throw a curve ball, ask something like what makes her different from other girls, or something else that would throw her on defense to have to fight back (not an insult). Just asking about their favorite things doesn't do this.
>Make them want to prove their worth.

Will try that.

>>684449561
>Lie you stupid fuck.

Half of my profile including most of my hobbies consist of lies.

>>684449748

Give me ten minutes.

>>684450027
>Why soon to be unemployed?

Because the lab has to make cuts and I am actually not good at what I am doing.

>>684443457
I feel you OP. Fuckin hate it when my colleagues ask me if ive seen any boobs. Im 28 btw

>>684450569

I'm sorry bro.

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>>684450220

how does it feel to be a loser

>>684447379
I'll give this a kind-of more elaborate touch-up with some personal examples and experiences, so OP can fully understand.

A) This is spot on, nothing to change at all. Let her know you're doing something, don't tell her exactly what. Let her wonder a littlebit, and if she wants to know more, she will ask.

B) Also very spot on. I tend to always be enthusiastic when they're talking, so she believes I pay attention and care about what she has to say. But don't let her overrun you, break the conversation when you need to. Trust me, you will know when you need to.

C) Yes, another (kinda cheeky) approach to this, is to give her two exact dates and times. If she wants to sleep with you, she will choose the date she is not on her period. Also, an important point here, if she cancels or tells you it's not a good time, don't make her elaborate about why. Chances are she's lying. If she is, forget her. If she's not, she will think you think she's lying if you make her elaborate.
So keep it simple, casual.

D) Don't start with a compliment. Be careful not to compliment her looks to much, anything positive you can find about her personality or mind you make a mark, and save it for later. Or if you think it's fitting to say it right away, do so. But like anon here said, not too many. 2-3 MAXIMUM before a date.

E) A tip for this, is women always connect their thoughts to emotions. Be careful not to trigger any unwanted emotions. If she's wrong about something, don't interrupt her and say "that's wrong it's like this" or "do you know how ___ works?" A generally good thing to say in this situation is "Oh, I didn't know that, I knew it was like this, but not like that" If she's obviously uncomfortable when you correct her, have her tell you something she is certain about.

F) Arguable. Some women are heavy into these subjects, and if you aren't on their level, it might be a good conversation, as you can find something you both agree upon. But generally, stay away.

>>684443833
What "ethical reasons"?

>>684450917

It's coming. Chill.

>>684450989

Never knew it any different.

Faggot.

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>>684450917

Messed up the date. A.k.a. I am from the future.

>>684451175

Trafficking and shit.

im 26 year old virgin. have given up and will most likely commit suicide within a year

>>684452268

Do it fgt.

>>684449769


Dude, thats your problem you focus on the bad side of things. Just work and dont cry

>>684451173

That's complicated as fuck. Hatsune Miku doll it is.

>>684452542

I would focus on the good side of things if there were any.

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>>684452039

shooped

>>684443457
Im 45 yr kissless virgin, feel better now?
You're only in your thirties OP, you still have time if you want it. Otherwise, go MGTOW

>>684443457
>kissless
kiss? the kiss still used?... and herpes?

>>684453315

If I were to lie about my body, wouldn't I pretend to have one that is actually not shitty?

>>684453342

You also still have time in your forties. The problem is however that the best times are over for both of us.

>>684453946
Yes, you would, you're an attention craving faggot and this body gets you more attention in your kissless virgin thread.

>>684454095

An actually muscular body would give me even more attention.

Anyway, what do you want?

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>>684454216
You could kill yourself and stream it.

>>684453393

The fuck?

>>684454633

Nah dude. I would live 70 more years of my shitty life just to piss you off.

>>684443549
Your pillow waifu doesn't really count.

>>684456027

kek

HURR DURR.

>>684452589
Enjoy being miserable for the rest of your life, regretting spending 2k on a fucking doll

i'm 18 and a virgin.
how do i avoid ending up like you?

>>684458578

I will be miserable no matter what. But in that case, I can at least ejaculate into something.

>>684458674

Suicide is the best option. The second best option is acting like a human being instead of some insect in an Edgar costume.

>>684458674

Kill yourself.

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>>684458674

Do voluntary work, i'm 1.70m manlet and still managed to score a few times and ended up with a 2 year relationship. It's one of the few environments you meet a lot of new people really fast and you're being helped to integrate si also good if you're an antisocial fuck. As long as you are not cringy, have unrealistic expectations or have a hole in your face you should score something.

>>684460374

OP here. I must be really cringy.