http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z8QBHazTQQ

anyone here?

u da bess

>>684441570
I FUCKING LOVE YOU ANON

>>684441570
thanks, was just gonna do the same

so, is it legit?

the rap is tight

>>684441724
ya it is

>>684441570
Skip to 3:10 for Trump 2017

You smart

>>684441570
bless you anon

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>>684441570

U aint no Slom Shody

I'm da real Slom Shody. Step up Nogger

>>684441955
Ohhhhhh shhhhhiiiieeeettt as

I hope you guys saved the thread to follow along

>>684444444
Nuff said.

>>684441955
winrar

>>684441955
get to rappin

>>684441955
Welp

Flick my dick
Shit my wrist
Slit my clit
I rap faster than usain bolt sucks dick

>>684442112
i'm working on a giant mashup of both threads plus the download link for the mp3.

will post it the fellowing days though, so good luck....

>>684441570
never die

so the game is over now? anyone left here?

Shit I'm here, would listen to rap again

>>684442926
It's over now.
but there's still this>>684441955

I won't do it

>>684442976
but?

>>684443035
are you >>684441955
?

>>684443035
do eet

>>684443059
But niggas aint rolling or posting

Ching chong ching chong my dick long
Got all kinds of bitches on my oolong
Riding on my dick but i never last too long!
Uh
Im a mothafukin dog killa!
Niggas ask whats wrong wicha
Ill tell you whats wrong with me, aside from eatin dog i also eat pussy!

>>684443035
You don't have as bad as >>684441570

Do it you faggot

cheeeeeeeeeeaaaaaa

Rastafarianism

>>684442113
It's gonna be a while to see this, but I'm curious

>>684441955
Delivered
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AsunF0bCmg

>>684443450
yeah man!

next!

>>684443450
Thanks Anon

>>684443450
This shit is tight

anyone in for a third round?

[Verse 1:Santa Claus]:

Sweet robes, Obi-wan-too many days in the sun,
Stop preachin' homie, teach your flock to covet some fun!
I bring joy every year, man I represent cheer,
You represent sandals and a scraggly beard
I'm from the North Pole, that's why my rhymes are so cold!
I spit diamonds but I'm serving up some fresh coal,
You've been a naughty boy, you brought a plague of frogs
You'd best arrest yourself, you broke your own law
Or was there something in Rule Six I didn't understand?
My list says killed Egyptian dude, buried him in sand
I read your book, you got a strict religion
No bacon, but mandatory circumcision?
I'm a jolly bowl of jelly, giving holiday presents,
But all the chosen people ever get for Christmas is jealous!

>>684444057
Get that epic rap battles of history shit outta here

Anon assemble

The virgin is strong in this padawan

>>684442113
God that get was lame

>>684444555
HOLY SHIT NO I GOT AGAIN
Do you guys really wanna hear me rap a third time

Maybachmusic maybach music
Woo!.....skraaaaa!........brrrrrrap!.....dodododododo.......young money uh stealin all yo bikes eatin all the chicken put some roofies in her drank but she still kickin wait a little while and im about to put my dick in put some gravy on my cock and she be sloppin on that chicken

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>>684444555

Looks like yer up, Kid

>>684444720
Go for it man

>>684444720
it was you both times?

>>684444720
YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE, YOU MUST!

>>684444720 lol winrar

>>684445068
https://youtu.be/8ap4xoKs1eY?t=72

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>>684444555
>>684444720
Sorry best shoulda been louder
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10wuUmfRxgE

>>684441570
this is amazing

>>684445711
Beat*

>>684445711
nice

Pancakes are nice

>>684445711
Ayyy

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>>684441429
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees

>>684445711
you got it 3 times ? what are the odds ?
You da rap king of /b/ post your face nigga

>>684446535
OK 1 sec

yo tripmaster. kudos to you.

rollan

here we go

>>684445711
A9 out?

HOLY MAMA KEBABA HAKUNA MATATA PIZZARELI BOBELI MORELI FALAFEL MUHAMED BEHAEDED LEL

>>684447744
Thanks for delivering man

K

>>684447929
Roll

>>684447744
truly the hero we need

soooooo... round 4 i suppose?

get them lyrics rolling bitches!

it's your turn to make a u-turn
let go of all the pain and start a new world, a true world
the time has come to burn up all that you've learned
and throw away the luxury that you've earned

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>>684447968
>>684448143
I did it for the (you)s

alright, i guess that's it...

55 roll
Bout to smoke a bowl
Like coal
I'm black to my soul

>>684448942
There'll be a new thread tomorrow
Three good rap threads in one day is already nice

>>684449250
of course. i was just wondering whether there's anyone left at all.
it's been a good ride, hasn't it?

Faggot nigger ffffffff shit on my ass big faggot mc fuck nigger dick cheese on my gay asshole make me shit on my ass faggot I'm a nigger faggot suck my dick on my nigger toilet

O fuck o nigger juice mcjuggernuggets

The only thing i find wrong is your grammar
You might as well go back to Alabammer

NIGGA! Go back to Europe, Notorious Mugabe out

>>684449541
ye

Jews

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face

Hitler was right

>>684451771

>>684452000
nice trips

>>684444444

Hand hug, tea cup, gangbanger
Making moves, brush off, air ball, dominator
Yank and pull, high five, giving dap, limp wrist
Tight fist, stiff-arm, triple pump
Slap it with a knuckle bump, sweaty palms
Dead fish, bone crusher, power grip
Hand-wrestle, too aggressive
Pulling on your fingertips, misfire, politician
Southpaw, got soul, risk-taker, close-shaker
And they’re never letting go

Rap god

>>684451600
dubs of truth.

you do realize there are three of them, right?

>>684452000
u trippin mate

>>684441429
55

im just here rollin rollin rollin, waitin for my time to shine.
4th rounds up guys

>>684453455
Damn

>>684453455
Yes!!!

>>684453455
nice get

>>684453455
ohhhh! so there is a 4th round! GO!

>>684453455
Cmon boi

Don't 404 on us

yo, are you on to it?

>>684453455
Putting a beat on it, I'm still here.

>>684456159
niiiiice

cmon!

alright, everyone who wants the complete record for the two threads + the .mp3s, contact me at:
[email protected]

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>>684456159 http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nLTv2FbYg5
Delivered

>>684457690
bbbbump

Fuck this

>>684457690
alright these threads turned from incredible to godlike.

>>684457690
... you trippin mate, 55...

epic.

>>684458955
Winrar

Looks like there's another round