whats ur edipi?

>>684427349
Goteem

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>>684427256

>>684427256
can i join the marines even though i have a severe stutter?

>>684427598
get sum

>>684427256
P90 rush B

>>684427256
Fucking POG

>>684429089
DD214 says I no longer have to

>>684427256
>be OP
>have downsyndrome
>have obesity
>have autism
>join marines
>YourInM8.gif
>finally get accepted into navy seal team
>raid osamas complex
>avenge the world trade centre

>>684427256
marine my ass. that's some fat, semi retarded 13 year old playing dress up.
how does somebody get that fat and retarded looking in just 13 years?

>>684427256
Did you ever shoot anyone?

>>684429609
you don't like being in the military?

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>>684427256
y is everyone in the marines racist?

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>>684430066
Posting this from Okinawa

>Fat
To be expected.

>>684429954
4 years 3 deployments good marine expert on range, first class pft and cft. .. Forced out because tattoos

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>>684427256
Aren't you a little FAT for the marines? Basic would trim that, but you look 14 years old and waaay overweight.

If really in army, family must be soo dissapoint that you cannot get a real job or study in uni.

>>684430358
what the fuck... that's fucked up. do people really have crazy orgies in boot camp?

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 105?
A platoon.

>>684430066
Double dubs

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>>684430358
>Ask a US marine anything
Forced out because tattoos

So, you're not a marine.

>>684427256
how does it feel like when you are risking your life for a country that doesn't give a shit about you

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This is now a military thread. What's everyone's MOS? King of POGs 5831 here, anyone do brig time?

>>684430553
Lol wtf, negatory

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Ask a dude on guard anything

>>684430904
What country?

>>684430764
My sister said she saw a whole bunch of guys come to her side of the camp and they were all having crazy sex

>>684430682
Tattoo policy changed under the pussification of the corps under general amos. Basically when I went in you could still have sleeves changed policy, no longer could. Depending on your unit, didn't want to take the time to update peoples records, shitty unit nobody cared, came time to reup sent in my package denied because 2 half sleeves

>>684430904
please see >>684428715

>>684430747
3521 Mechanic
USMC

>>684430747
Out, 1345 sloperator what I do now in civilian life 26/hr stoned af and run a bulldozer all day

>>684431037
Marines? Doubtful micromanaged all day every day

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>>684431019
Happyest/stoned of them all

>>684431223
Where you stationed fam? MCAS Miramar here.

>>684431348
Yup Marines. What tattoos did you have?

Why is the army superior?

>>684431019
I think so i got a dude in my baraks that does it and he got accepted

>>684431535
I have a good bit, but 2 half sleeves are why I couldn't, one is Louisiana shit gator in the marsh etc other is huge zombie pinup with random shit

>>684431037
>>684431217
Fuck stupid phone

>>684430764
>negatory
jesus do all you faggots talk like that?

>>684431818
Damn that sounds cool... I got rejected from the Marines twice so I'm going to become a tattoo artist. I'm not going to give up on enlisting though

>>684431917
hi

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Keep thread alive going on patrol 30min

>>684432202
Is that an order, sgt?

>>684432021
Pretty much, and fuck has to be used atleast two fucking times atleast every 10 words fucking faggot

>>684432036
Its what you make of it, I enjoyed it... Mainly miss my friends ... Litterly the closest friends you'll ever make

>>684432548
Oh did your friends die in combat?

>>684427256
Go and tidy up your room...

>>684430904
Jeg har noen tuborg i kjøleskapet. Vil du ha?

>>684432648
Fortunately we only lost one dude out of all 3 of the deployments I did, and he wasn't even from our unit. Just the one we were attached to, but when everyone gets out typically all move back to where were from. So I rarely get to see some of my buddy's. Mainly the ones that are from farther up north since I live in southern Louisiana, like my brobeans best friend in the world all 4 years 3 deployments with him, lives in north dakota

im horny

>>684432413
LISTEN UP FAGGOT, YOU FUCKING BETTER NOT FORGET TO FUCKING USE NIGGER IN YOUR NEXT FAGGOT ASS FUCKING POST NIGGER LOVING FUCKING FUCKTARD NIGGER

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>>684433760

>>684427256
Where the fuck can I get a pair of bellevilles in Canada

>>684433404
I think that's great you guys only lost one /b/ro in 3 deployments but were you guys even fighting a war over there or what?

were u guys just beastmode 24/7 and constant killstreak mode?

not trying to insult you, mad respect for vets, wish I would have joined up but got a felony assault on a police officer when I was 18 because some faggot 120lb cop tackeled me and hurt himself when I was carrying a bottle of booze and he was undercover, looked like he was 12, didn't even ID himself to me he just went full retard...anyways, I digress

thanks for your service /b/ro

>>684431039
you must be a massive tool
>no offense

>>684430747
CF - MOSID 00362

You've never served until you've done at least administrative confinement.

>>684430904
are you mother fuckers watching Hook?

>>684432202
Værnepligtig?

>>684434186
All good in the hood, my first deployment was to Korea was,there for 3 months training the Korean marines there some bad fucking dudes. 2nd was mainly all convoys was in a platoon full of combat engineers we got attached to a clb, I was a in a gun truck but we always got semper fucked with the mark-19. Rarely can you lay waste to shit with it, got to run over a house with sand niggers in it with a bull dozer that deployment small,town truck with dozer on it kept getting stuck took it off we took arms fire from a house, rules of engagement political BS couldn't shoot back, convoy leader was a gangster ass major from,new Orleans we were pretty cool,came over the radio anon we can't shoot back i don't think there's a rule about bulldozers was savage. Last deployment was pretty gay mainly tearing down bases sending shit back to the states, went to shergazzi however the fuck its spelled 2 hours after it got mortared to hell, spent 2 days scooping up dead Jordanians in a front end loader. .. Basically it

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>>684434554
Fuck yeah man
>>684434611
Ja ålborg trænregiment
>>684433238
Ja har fri om 30min!
>>684432285
Im no sgt but a bad to The bone private

>>684434267
Actually pretty chill, shit happens flush it keep rolling