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>have Antisocial personality disorder
>don't like most people
>I like being alone
>I don't like being lonely
>never really had trouble making friends or getting the girl, keeping them was the problem
>I grow really distant the closer people try to get to me
>prefer prostitutes
>sometimes pay for dinner at a nice restaurant or order pizza afterwards when I feel depressed
>I don't look like a serial killer but I'm no Tom Cruise so I usually get mixed responses when I ask after right after sex
>been seeing the same girl for a while
>solid 8/10 with a pixie haircut
>I enjoy her company
>I just need someone to hang with sometimes who isn't going to need any emotional support I can't provide
>she feels the same way
>actually start to grow fond of her
>live in a two bedroom apartment
>other room was for dog until I found a smaller place
>invite her to stay after I find out about her uncomfortable living situation
>she refuses
>tell her I understand
>comes by a week later with a black eye asking if the offer's still on the table
>ask her what happened
>breaks into tears
>tells me about her abusive boyfriend
>I let her stay at my place
>things are pretty good
>free sex
>she's gone most of the day
>she pretty much just stays around to sleep in my bed and get cleaned up so I don't make her pay any bills
>told her she could sleep in the other room if she can get a mattress or a couch for it
>she stops looking for a bed after a while
>tell her I'm fine with waking up next to her in the morning
>this goes on for months
>she gets a job at a restaurant called salt grass
>start getting pretty close
>never really been in relationship this long
>I don't feel repulsed by her appearence like I usually do for most people at this point
>hear a knock on the door in the middle of the night
>motherfucker starts banging profusely after I ignore him
>open the door
>three guys in hoodies
>the one closest to the door has a knife
>forthewatch.jpg
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tldr
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>>684421082
you have my interest moar
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common dude, why not just pretype?
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>don't like most people
>I like being alone
>I don't like being lonely
>never really had trouble making friends or getting the girl, keeping them was the problem

you sound like me brother
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>>684422070
and every other edgy /b/tard
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I like where this is heading
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>hoodiefag lunges at me like he's having the swordfight of his life
>try to grab his hand but knife goes through my hand
>this hurts really bad
>I start laughing for some reason
>hoodiefag is spooped
>try to kick his kneecaps in
>thing 1 goes down
>thing 2 and thing 3 tackle me into the wall
>put my bloody hand in thing 2's face while struggling to get up
>his eyes are flushed in my blood
>I'm not sure how that felt but his screams showed that it didn't feel like picking dandelions and smelling roses
>get this crazy fucking rush and kick thing 3 off of me
>run to the kitchen
>get a knife
>thing 2 and 3 have me cornered
>throw the knife at them, hopefully distracting them long enough for me to rush past then and get to my room and call the cops
>thing 3 fucking catches it
>I already started running after I threw the knife
>I have socks on
>floor is tiled
>immediately regret this decision
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>>684421082
stfu & gtfo you bitch ass nigger
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ill bump
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bumpin
>good story so far
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>inb4 not typed out allready
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>>684422913
This shits why I own a gun. Especially if you're letting a prostitute live with you.
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Pretype 1st next time please.

Kthx
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Bistening OP
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Chop chop...
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>>684422070

How fucking embarrassing.
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>socks
>tile floor
>everybody walk the
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>slip on my ass in a desperate attempt to stop myself
>hit head on the corner the kitchen counter
>black out
>hear gun shots in the back before everything goes dark
>my last thoughts were worrying about my dog and the lady in the bed that I hardly even know and how unfortunate the world is
>remember thinking about how edgy my last thoughts are
>mentally call myself a faggot
>literally my last right
>wake up in the hospital
>ask the nurse where gf is
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>>684423887
MOAR
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Keep making it up op
Enjoyable/5
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>nurse says gf killed the 3 things with her bare hands
>wtf.jpg
That was my story guys thank you and good night
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>>684423872
hardcore gore porn
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>>684424006
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Hears a knock on the door in the middle of the night, and later reveals he's wearing socks. Apparently OP is one of those weirdos that sleep with socks on.
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>>684424006
You aren't OP you fucking cunt.
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Keep it coming OP
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this is now a tranny thread
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>>684424364
Fuck off I'm the over poster
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>>684421082
>don't like most people
>I like being alone
>I don't like being lonely

How does that work? Its like saying i like eating shit but i dont like taste of it. I dont understand that mental dissonance?
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>>684424629
Shut up
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>>684424574
Holy shit
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>>684424685
Humans have ambivalent feelings
Nothing new
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Jesus fucking Christ I bump with one tit pic and now it's a porn thread...
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>>684421082
Good picture OP, I like it. Do you have more?
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>>684424897
lol
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>>684424897
>being this new
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>>684424685
Likes spending a lot of time alone, but not being alone all the time. I'm the same way. I hate being around people all day and prefer to alone, but still like to hang out with friends regularly.
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>>684424790
Muh boner
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>turns out she had a gun
>shot and killed all three dindus
>emptied the rest of the clip on thing one
>was her ex
>ex saw her at the restaurant and followed her here
>she stole his gun and a fuck ton of money from him, but that story's buried with his body
>dismissed as a robbery case
>she was also in illegal possession of a firearm so she's in jail
>eventually bailed her out with the cash I had saved up but we're still up shit creek in legal fines
>she asks me why I'm doing this for her
>tell her because she saved my life and I enjoy her company
>also 10/10 ass
>tell her I would pay America's debt in cash for that ass
>she practically dies laughing
>roll credits
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>>684424685
Those are three different mental processes. Most people have some emotional need for companionship, which is different than whether they like spending time with people or whether they get along with people. I like most people, like being alone, and don't get lonely, period. When there are conflicts like with OP, it causes long-term problems.
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God hates fags
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>>684425242
We're also in crippling debt
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>>684425257
Im same as you i never get lonely so i have general difficulty understanding OP but if you like something doesnt it mean you like consequence of that as well?
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>once she gets on her feet she leaves me
>I become an hero
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