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Jesus died for you sins. Darwin died of congenital heart disease. Who will you trust with your eternal soul?
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>>684417652

Your mum cunt's is more eternal than God, FAGGOT
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Allah will purge you all
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Its pretty simple. There is no hard evidence of a God. Now, you can say that there isn't evidence of one not existing, which is true but there are a lot more reasons to bet against God then there are to bet for him. In terms of eligibility l, not necessarily pros or cons. I'm pretty okay with my mortality in honesty but an afterlife would be pretty sweet. Not that it's going to happen.
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>>684418515

>then

Fucking die

also your entire prose is cringe

Die a second time
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>implying I have a soul
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>>684417652
Jesus promised to rid the world of evil men.
Odin promised to rid the world of Frost Giants.

You don't see many Frost Giants these days...
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>>684418690
retard without a soul spotted
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>>684418679
Oh, get fucked. It's /b/ not an exam you stupid cunt.
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>>684418690
twelve yo is thinking he is a computer, how cute
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I had belief in auto correct up until now.
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If we don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
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>>684418855
Yet that particular mistake is the one I hate the most

that fucking "then/than" mistake
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>>684417652
As a man of god myself I see these threads everyday and I'm kinda sick of it.

God is not universal. There is no unilateral way to worship said deity other than be a good person, learn to love everyone and don't treat anyone any differently than anyone else.

Having torn through multiple scriptures I can say without a doubt iniquity is the number one gripe God has with humanity.

If I might quote the bible as a source.
>Ezekial 33:13 "When I shall say to the righteous, that he shall surely live; if he trust to his own righteousness, and commit iniquity, all his righteousnesses shall not be remembered; but for his iniquity that he hath committed, he shall die for it."

That means that if your'e any kind of righteous by talking down to atheists and treating them like second class citizens you're breaking one of the core tenants of your faith.

Checkmate Christian shitposter.
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>>684417652
>Jesus
Fake

>Darwin
Real

Next thread.
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>>684419018
lol Jesus is such a dumbass
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>>684417652
Darwin at least he didnt let himself get killed by a bunch of buthurt jews.
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Probably this sexy demon
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>>684417652
I'll burn in hell for all eternity
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>>684417652
>congenital heart disease
A disease created by God-Jesus.
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>>684418915
maybe he just thinks he's a monkey or a gerbil
you're not implying that every living thing has a soul, are you?
because that's a human thing
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>>684419072

Jesus = High Initiate
Darwin = Monkey wannabee

pick one faggit
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>>684417652

to hell with religion, you're all a bunch of psychotic control freaks
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>>684417652
Trump
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Bait: sage/10
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I trust my eternal soul to Spongebob. Lil yellow fucker never let me down before
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>>684419020
'Then' kill yourself.
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>>684417652
What do you even do all day
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>>684419264
Post religious threads with the childlike empress, obv
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>>684419031
We already know Christians are hypocritical cunts, you didn't check anyone. Faggot.
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>>684419031
So what does this say about becomine rich and powerful in america? is it sinful to reach ones potential?
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>>684417652
Every time I see this picture, I get cancer. Could you help a nigga out, and just stop.
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Darwin didn't write a refutation of the Bible, I don't get why so many people think evolution and religion are mutually exclusive. He was a scientist. He increased our understanding of God's creation. Evolution doesn't disprove God any more than the Big Bang theory (not the shitty show, the actual one) does.

Not all Christians are young-earth creationists and people need to stop assuming they are.
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>>684419418
you are feeble and probably a lamer

I wish cancer killed you for real
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>>684419487
Darwin even LOOKS like a fucking MONKEY
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>>684419487
Religious nutjobs are got desperate at the refutation and then claimed that they accept evolution as fact, but god created the process of evolution. Its just pathetic grasping at straws. They just need to admit they know shit all about our reality, the delusional cunts.
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>>684419530
I wish so too. Better than seeing this thread every night.
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>>684419627

When you tought that the cancer level couldnt go higher...
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>>684419385
You obviously got pretty ass blasted since you had to take time to post that.
>>684419391
>Mark 8:36 "For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and forfeit his soul?"
>Deuteronomy 8:18 "You shall remember the Lord your God, for it is he who gives you power to get wealth, that he may confirm his covenant that he swore to your fathers, as it is this day."
>1 Timothy 6:10 "For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evils. It is through this craving that some have wandered away from the faith and pierced themselves with many pangs."

Questions?
>I teach on Sundays I hear this all the time
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>>684419649
having a better understanding of how God created the world does not prove he doesn't exist. It's a non sequitur.
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>>684417652
Everyone under this post is a faggot
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>>684419761

Save the smelly andd hairy retards
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>>684417652

Wodan suffered beneath the tree of worlds, an sacrificed his eye for eternal knowledge.
Donar rid the world of the yotuns.
I rather pledge my fate to them, than your puny iova....
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>>684419769
Says the faggot quoting bible references.
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>>684419771
nobody tries to prove that God doesn't exist, you have the burden of proof. Go read a book
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>>684419577
prove me wrong you cant:!

DARWIN = MONKEY

MAYBE HIM BUT NOT ME
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>>684417652

Who keeps posting these. Honestly asking.. It's never ending with this. Why? To what end. I find myself growing disgruntled with religion just because of your bullshit posts. Is that the point of it all?
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>>684419926
Shit-tier troll. 1/10 made me reply.
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>>684418720
But do you see many Vikings?
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>>684419885
it is proven, you people just don't accept it. Christians believe the Bible is evidence of his existence, it's the whole foundation of the religion. Why bother trying to "prove" it to your satisfaction when you've shown that you'll ignore evidence when it's presented to you?
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welcome to the religion black hole thread
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>>684419980
Abandon your false gods.
Ragnarok is upon us.
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If dubs, I am God
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>>684420017

Yeah keep fucking your females, animal
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>>684420026
but you see lots of evil men
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>>684419844
>quoting the bible when people ask about it
Yeah and I'm the faggot.
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>>684419769
Well then if the lord is to give me power and wealth should is it still sinful to have these things?
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>>684420110

Proof that your are not God, and incidentely proof than a real God exists
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>>684419116
Checkem
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Can someone please tell me what the little crying bitch is from? She's always the OP image for religion threads and I have no idea why. Seriously, who is she and why is she relevant?
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>>684420060
do you not see that the world is shaped of Ymir.
The ground his bones, the sky his eyes.
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>>684420060
That is the most retarded post I have ever laid my eyes upon.

>using the bible to prove that the bible and Jesus are fact.
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God doesn't want me to be christian.
How do i know this?
Because God can't fail.

If the Old Testament is the word of God, and Jesus is God, and Jesus's message is truly meant to reach everyone on earth, then the very fact that I do not believe would mean that God failed. That isn't possible, because GOD.
I look at the bible and see historical inaccuracy, scientific inaccuracy, and contradiction within its pages. Some would say that this is because while the message came from God the pen was held by the hand of mortal men.
This would mean that God FAILED to find an adequate scribe to dictate his message through.

The only possible explanations are that either God does not exist OR that God has a reason for wanting different people to believe different religions. If God exists, then God wants some people to be atheist otherwise it wouldn't even be possible.

And if God wants me to be atheist, who am I (or you) to argue with him?
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>>684420260

SHE REPRESENTS HUMAN IMAGINATION IN A MOVIE CALLED '"the neverending shitpost"
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>>684420138
>implying people take the bible seriously.
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>>684420288
The stories our forefathers told us are enough.
The gods walk among us.
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>>684420288
that's not what i said at all you dense faggot.

What type of proof do you need, God's dead body? The Bible is the word of God and describes what he did and why. How is this not evidence?
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>>684420262
>The ground his bones, the sky his eyes
False.
The sky is the inside of his skull. The sun and moon are his eyes.
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>>684420402
Nice bait faggot.
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>>684419721

Toppest of keks. If it wasn't for Islam Africans would only be dying of starvation and aids. Where as now they die of starvation, aids and islam. Fuck off you and your false prophet. Fucking sand niggers.
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>>684420288
one time i did lsd and saw a bible and thought because it could exist god could exist, pretty sure.
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>>684420119
You have misinterpreted the "Jesus died for our sins" thing. It still grants you passage into heaven, but only if you have repented for your evil deeds and confess fully to God in the name of Jesus
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>>684420340
Thank you. I wasn't baiting, by the way. Never seen that movie, it looked pretty fucking boring. Now I can rest.
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>>684420402
The bible is a fucking book. You can't distinguish it from the Bagavad Gita or Harry Potter. You gotta PROVE your fucking thesis
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>>684420402
I'll admit defeat, The Bible is the greatest work fiction ever created.
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>2016
>People still falling for it.
>Influx of newfags is constant and sustainable at any given time.
Sage
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>>684420419
I stand corrected.

Still, we must end these talks of false gods, or they will get angry with us.
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>>684420154
>Acts 20:35 "In all things I have shown you that by working hard in this way we must help the weak and remember the words of the Lord Jesus, how he himself said, ‘It is more blessed to give than to receive.’”
>Matthew 6:1-4 "“Beware of practicing your righteousness before other people in order to be seen by them, for then you will have no reward from your Father who is in heaven. “Thus, when you give to the needy, sound no trumpet before you, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may be praised by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you give to the needy, do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, so that your giving may be in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you."
>Galatians 5:19-21 "Now the works of the flesh are evident: sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery, enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivalries, dissensions, divisions, envy, drunkenness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you, as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the kingdom of God."
>>684420363
Some do. You're just a salty cunt.
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>>684420104

My false gods? I'm Babylonian, I literally laugh in peoples faces when they talk religion to me.
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>>684420402
Amazing Fantasy #15 is the story of Spider-Man and describes what he did and why. How is this not evidence?

The Book of Thoth is the word of Thoth and describes humans being descended from martians and atlanteans. How is this not evidence?

The Human Genome Project (HGP) is an international scientific research project with the goal of determining the sequence of chemical base pairs which make up human DNA, and of identifying and mapping all of the genes of the human genome from both a physical and functional standpoint and verifies evolution beyond a reasonable doubt. How is this not evidence?
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>>684420583
I dont fucking care if you were baiting or not

because

I believe in GOD
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>>684420779

which one?
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>>684420801

atheist pedo spotted
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>>684420699
>some do

yeah, those people are weak pussies that refuse to accept the lonely end that is inevitably coming our way. There's something infantile in the presumption that something or someone has to give our lives meaning. Just because the idea of God is comforting, does not make him any more real. Grow up you delusional cunt.
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>>684420699
these are actually really good thanks man, haven't had a bible in 2 or 3 months now, and its always better to hear it from someone else y'know
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>>684420902

THE ONE GOD WHO IS GONNA RAPE YOUR ASS HERETIC FAGGOT
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>>684420912
I am NOT an atheist, take that back
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>>684421004
so you are just a pedo believing in God then
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>>684420999
When? how?
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>>684420999
the one who endorse the rape of children ? oh, i see, the god of the bible
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>>684421106

WHEN YOU DIE

BY YOURSELF
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>>684420775
If you can't distinguish between comic books and movies from the recording of God's word by humans, what's even the point of arguing with you? Yes, you have to accept on faith that the millions of people who say it is are right, but that's what religion is all about - faith. Nobody is going around saying your animes or whatever are real and asking people to worship them, because they were made to entertain. The Bible was written as both a description of God's creation as well as a "instruction manual" on how to live your life and save you from damnation.

Your analogies make no sense whatsoever.
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>>684420699
I have another question man, what do you think the relationship between god and our ego is? Or how would you describe it?
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If not dubs then god isn't real.
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>>684420999
Zeus? he always had tendencies for that shit.
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>>684421160

Why would you rape children? just fuck them, ddumb idiot moralfag wannabee
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>>684421199
You can't distinguish your faith from the faith of the thousand of other religions. Therefore, it's not a valuable justification for your beliefs
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>>684421165

Oh, well if i'm dead, i'm not using my ass anymore, he can have it.
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>>684417652
I'm a agnostic , so it isn't JESUS . If there is a God , humanity knows nothing of it's true existence .
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>>684420961
Here's a list of celebrities that are Christian that you may like. So why don't you run that by me again?
http://www.ranker.com/list/celebrities-who-are-christians/celebrity-lists
>Grow up
I'm not the one getting ass blasted over something as menial as another persons faith. I don't know what yours is but w/e you're still probably a good person. Fuck off with your religion makes everyone stupid meme.
>>684420998
No problem. They're good for wisdom but don't go blindly following them. Use the bible to make your life a little more tolerable instead of using it as a crutch or a doctrine of life.

They're stories written thousands of years ago that still have wisdom today. It's always good to read them and reflect on them.
>Proverbs 18:15 "An intelligent heart acquires knowledge, and the ear of the wise seeks knowledge."
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>>684421199
Well there we have it, he has taken the 'Faith' argument. This essentially means that he has made his mind up and no amount of logical discussion and evidence will ever change his mind. He is a lost cause.
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>>684421328
Thats like saying you wont ever know what its like to have sex because you're a cuck
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>>684419155
Only monkey I see around here is you. Go back to fucking church you faggot. Haven't you got a priest to give a blowjob?
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>>684421367
but wodan is wisest of all.
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I don't think I want to join the same religion that this no-life shit-posting OP has...
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>>684421199
>The Bible was written as both a description of God's creation as well as a "instruction manual" on how to live your life and save you from damnation.
read this:
>>684420309
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>>684421206
>Philippians 2:1-10 "So if there is any encouragement in Christ, any comfort from love, any participation in the Spirit, any affection and sympathy, complete my joy by being of the same mind, having the same love, being in full accord and of one mind. Do nothing from rivalry or conceit, but in humility count others more significant than yourselves. Let each of you look not only to his own interests, but also to the interests of others. Have this mind among yourselves, which is yours in Christ Jesus"

Pretty self explanatory. A man of God has no need for ego due to the love they feel for everyone casting out the notion of iniquity.
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>>684421314
actually I can. Part of my faith is believing that other religions are wrong. What's so hard about understanding that? I mean "there is no God but me" is a pretty pervasive theme throughout the Bible.
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>>684420699
Than why does the church build all these excessively large hulking monstrosities they call "Cathedrals" and "Churches". Donate that money to the poor yourself you faggot.
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>>684421535
take off your fedora m8. Your entire post can be thrown in the trash by looking up what "free will" means. God did not make you an atheist, you chose to be one.
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Can't we just fuck 7yo in all good terms and human fraternity?
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>>684421535
>>684420309

The day of judgement decides of god fails.
The bet between the creator and the morningstar is still on.
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>>684421564
So you're also a retard incapable of independent thought and must be told what to do and believe.
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>>684421689
you are in for a huge deception
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>>684421661
There is no free will m8, determinism is a thing.
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>>684421564
I totally understand that, but that's still not a justification for your beliefs. Faith is just the lack of real evidences
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>>684421774
for computers and teenagers that is
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>>684421661
i'm sorry to be too clever to not accept unbased assertions.
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>>684421840
Or you have no clue what determinism is, or you are extremely dumb, or you're a troll.
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>>684421748

from which side?
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>>684421550
idk how you know all these verses but you're totally tripping me out.
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>>684421909
no hes right man you should really take your mind off all that and live independantly
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>>684421199
>If you can't distinguish between comic books and movies from the recording of God's word by humans
>if you can't distinguish ... the recording of God's word by humans
There's the problem, right there. I do not believe the bibble is "the recording of God's word by humans" any more than I believe that Silver Surfer comics are the recording of Galactus's will.
I mean seriously...we're all born already accountable for "original sin" because thousands of years ago a woman made out of a rib was tricked by a talking snake into eating a magic apple?

(this is the part where your defense of the "word of god" changes lanes into "that's just a metapho/parabler")
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>>684421641
That one I can't really answer without diverting from purist Christianity. If I may the Book of Mormon has a pretty good account of what changes can occur in a church when iniquity can be allowed to tarnish the church. The book of Alma is a very good testament to this however this might sate your curiosity but it's quite the read.
>https://www.lds.org/scriptures/bofm/alma/31.1?lang=eng
>Alma 31:9-11 "But they had fallen into great errors, for they would not observe to keep the commandments of God, and his statutes, according to the law of Moses.
Neither would they observe the performances of the church, to continue in prayer and supplication to God daily, that they might not enter into temptation. Yea, in fine, they did pervert the ways of the Lord in very many instances; therefore, for this cause, Alma and his brethren went into the land to preach the word unto them.
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>I'm not the one getting ass blasted over something as menial as another persons faith. I don't know what yours is but w/e you're still probably a good person. Fuck off with your religion makes everyone stupid meme.

First of all, I don't give a shit what some celebrity believes. I don't give a shit what people believe. They can believe whatever the fuck they want, I just choose to believe in things that are real.

Secondly, my main issue is the arrogance that religious nutjobs have when dismissing major scientific work as false because it doesn't suit them. People dedicate their whole lives trying to uncover the puzzle pieces of our reality and then have it dismissed by retards like yourself.

In a perfect world, we should all be changing our opinions based on the facts, not change the facts to suit our opinions.
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>>684421959
I'm a devout member of the LDS church who drinks, smokes, DUDE WEED LMAO and studies physics (most especially theories to explain how everything got here).

I still teach on Sundays and keep my own personal relationship with God. I too once had to tear through the bible in search of knowledge. This is what I found.
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>>684422061
it sounds retarded when you say it like that, but like most atheists you refuse to place things into context or argue in good faith. It was not a talking snake, it was satan in the form of a snake. It was not a "magic" apple, it was an apple God told them to stay the fuck away from (it still would have been just as bad of a sin if it didn't contain knowledge of good and evil, because they disobeyed God's command).

And why is it any less believable that God could make a woman from a rib than how he made Adam? He's fucking God, if he can make stars and galaxies and shit he can handle turning a rib into a human.
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>>684422231
LSD church lol
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>>684421661
But God made free will (along with everything else in the universe).
So I have free will because God wanted that. And I was given more evidence to lead me to disbelieve the bible than to believe the bible and, since God is omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent this could only happen if it's what God wants to happen.

Again, if God wanted me to be christian as the bible claims, and I am not christian, that means God failed to convince me.
GOD
FAILED
And that simply isn't possible. Ergo God wants me to make use of the provision he created that enables me to be atheist. File it under "god works in mysterious ways" and you won't have to think about it anymore.
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>>684422231
why are you mormons so fucking creepy? Your missionaries here in Germany corner me all the time at bus stops and it's like they are trying to pick me up for some fucking or something. Everything you're into they want you to go back to their place (the church) to "talk" about.

You're not getting into my asshole you damn mormons, leave me alone.
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Well, i'm out guys.

Just remember to be a decent person, and you will be rewarded is most religions.

I will provide the tl;dr version of all holy books.

>Don't be a cunt.

It's that simple.

Go with the grace of god, allah, visnu, zeus, and other.

Live like they all exist, acknowledge none.

Kthxbai
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>>684422371
again, your argument is a non sequitur. Yes God gave you free will, and if you wanted to take the leap of faith that all Christians have to take and confess your sins, you too can be a Christian. Nothing is stopping you. Yes you will have doubts, but every Christian does. If believing in God was just a simple flipping of a switch and suddenly you're devout, we wouldn't need churches and missionaries and all that shit.

Nobody is born believing in God. They are taught about God and they make the choice whether they want to believe, or if they want to give in to doubt and say it's "false".
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>>684422311
>it was not a talking snake, it was satan
Except that's not actually in the book. The serpent of eden is only referred to as a serpent and a liar.
People *believe* that it was Satan, just like people believe that their grandmother is now their guardian angel smiling down on them from heaven but that's not in the book either.
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No such thing as a soul.
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>>684422616
it's heavily implied. It doesn't particularly matter. It was a being of evil that got into the Garden. You can use context clues if you actually tried - who else but Satan, the "great deceiver" would want to do that?
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>>684422130
>I don't give a shit
Then stop whining.
>dismissing major scientific work
I agree it's appalling especially considering the man who created the MRI was a Christian himself.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raymond_Vahan_Damadian
>Retards like yourself
You don't know me brother and refrain from ad hominem if we're going to keep this civil. The idea that only atheists are scientists and only christians are idiots is really offensive. Mainly because it's a blatant lie used to divide the people.
Here's a list of theologians that are famous for being scientists.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christians_in_science_and_technology
Trying to keep this civil m8. No need to get all upset.
>>684422354
Ikr lol
>>684422420
>why are YOU mormons so creepy?
We're not all the same but most of them are because they want to convert you. Me I could care less.
>trying to pick me up
They want you on Gods dick nigga. Next time tell them you're already LDS but need your dishes done or lawn mowed. They have to oblige it's in their code. Use that shit if they're annoying you that much. Afterwards they won't come back guaranteed.
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>>684422728
yeah I get that they want to convert me, but it feels different compared to the standard christian missionaries. Like the guy offered to be my personal German tutor out of nowhere and wanted my number. I would like to learn more German, but there's a hell of a catch (that they will bug the shit out of you until you convert) that they neglect to mention when offering all these favors.
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>>684417652
>begging the question
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>>684422589
Have you ever tried to explain something to someone and they didn't get it?
You knew that it made sense, but you weren't explaining it well enough for the person to understand? You tried to explain, but they just didn't get it.

That's okay, because you're only human. You are allowed to produce inadequate explanations. If God's explanation was inadequate, that rips a huge hole in God's infallibility. The only logical explanation is that God deliberately did not make a convincing argument.

Also I don't think you know what "non sequitur" means, since all of my comments have been on topic and directly relevant to the comments that came before.
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>>684422727
>who else but Satan, the "great deceiver" would want to do that?
Loki, the God Of Lies
Or maybe Coyote, the trickster.
How about Kitsune?
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>>684422977
TFW trying to explain evolution to fundamentalists.
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>>684417652
Why did god give him a heart disease? Maybe he was onto something?
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>>684423079
It was censorship!
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>>684422852
They're trained to try to pick up on your interests to try to gain a more "friendly" relationship with you in the hopes that you'll go to church with them. Their entire training program teaches them how to pressure people into converting. The most widely accepted method is peer pressure. They find out one of your friends is LDS and BAM you got 8 missionaries a week showing up.

They also don't like to be backed into corners by asking questions like "why can't women hold the priesthood?" and "why is your prophet so rich when the lord said to only have what is needed?". When presented these questions they can't answer they dip pretty quick.

LDS missionaries are the worst and I use to be one. They're dumb men who got tricked into the follow our religion and get guaranteed pussy gambit. Little do they know they get 1 pussy for life and it usually isn't that great.
You kinda gotta cut their dumbasses some slack. They're good at indoctrination for the weak of mind.
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>>684421479
you mad, monkey? go fuck an elephant if you so enjoy it, animal
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>>684417652
Gaia.
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>>684423642
and?
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>>684423642
What's the point when none of her holes are accessible?
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>>684422977
your conclusions do not follow from the arguments you laid out before them. You being an atheist doesn't mean God deliberately made you one. You chose to be one. You choose to continue being one every day. You act like your doubts are insurmountable, but even the most devout christian has those same exact doubts. It is hard even for them to accept God is real sometimes. Ever hear of a crisis of faith? It happens to everybody at some point in their life - death of a family member or other tragedies usually trigger one. It's perfectly normal and they either come back from it and continue believing or don't, and become a bitter atheist like yourself.
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>"Whatsoever you do unto the least of thy bretheren you do also unto me"
So I've technically gotten Jesus stoned and given him a blowjob?
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>>684417652
There is no eternal soul. You are just a meatpuppet destined to become wormfood.
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>>684424092
>Matthew 25:45 "Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me."

Here's the international version a bit easier of a read.
>Matthew 25:45 "“He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.''

It's not about what you do to others being what you have done to christ but more that what you haven't done for your fellow man you aren't doing for christ.
>So no you didn't get him stoned and given him a blowjob he does that everyday
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>>684424180
i feel like worms have gotten a free ride for too long. Why should they be the ones who get to feast on our corpses? We should start burying more people at sea, or hanging them from trees or hell, just dumping them in the forest on the surface. It's only fair.

Fucking worms, what have they ever done for us?
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>>684424180
Lo! ’t is a gala night
Within the lonesome latter years!
An angel throng, bewinged, bedight
In veils, and drowned in tears,
Sit in a theatre, to see
A play of hopes and fears,
While the orchestra breathes fitfully
The music of the spheres.

Mimes, in the form of God on high,
Mutter and mumble low,
And hither and thither fly—
Mere puppets they, who come and go
At bidding of vast formless things
That shift the scenery to and fro,
Flapping from out their Condor wings
Invisible Wo!

That motley drama—oh, be sure
It shall not be forgot!
With its Phantom chased for evermore
By a crowd that seize it not,
Through a circle that ever returneth in
To the self-same spot,
And much of Madness, and more of Sin,
And Horror the soul of the plot.

But see, amid the mimic rout,
A crawling shape intrude!
A blood-red thing that writhes from out
The scenic solitude!
It writhes!—it writhes!—with mortal pangs
The mimes become its food,
And seraphs sob at vermin fangs
In human gore imbued.

Out—out are the lights—out all!
And, over each quivering form,
The curtain, a funeral pall,
Comes down with the rush of a storm,
While the angels, all pallid and wan,
Uprising, unveiling, affirm
That the play is the tragedy, “Man,”
And its hero, the Conqueror Worm.
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>>684424405
God no not like this Desu-chan!
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>>684423804
Storage.
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>>684417652
jesus died because he was a shit stirring kike that claimed to be the son of Jehovah, god above is that matters not foolish prophets and false messiahs
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>>684426033
Is this the get thread?
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