second chance thread
I can haz 2nd chance?
What happened to my first chance? I want a refund on my first chance.
>>684414550
There's an old saying amongst us medics. Pain is the patient's problem. If they didn't want us to miss they clearly should've worked out more and drank more water
>>684414734
There are no refunds at the Chance Market
>>684415058
Then I want an exchange.
>>684414805
I like this saying
>>684415176
All sales are final. No Refunds, no exchanges.
>>684415220
As do I. And I'm also saving that picture
>>684415451
Fine. See if you're invited to my Party.
There's going to be cake.
Evening
>>684415451
do you have a preference that I should post?
>>684416243
morning
>>684415627
Fine I'll make my own party. With Blackjack and hookers
>>684416243
Good evening. How're you doing
>>684416273
No preference. It's all good
>>684416394
hot guys it is
>>684416394
>>684416931
Keep it coming
>>684417160
will do
>>684416333
All the guys you've posted are great.
>>684416394
All good
>>684417283
it's what I do
>>684417283
Good to hear. Have fun with vr paining?
>>684417318
And it's a great service you provide
>>684417628
more fun for me than posting gfur
I want pizza
Give me pizza.
just going to leave this autodumping while I have a shower
>>684417731
I quite enjoy your collection
>>684417847
It's too late for that
>>684417318
I like how they've all got muscle but still look human.
>>684417628
It's good. but i don't have a room i can use it in properly yet.
I had a mates over and it blew his mind.
>>684417847
Man... I bet it'd feel pretty awesome to get your tail pulled when being fucked.
>>684418445
I said I want it.
>>684417731
>>684418455
Get any running in?
>>684418516
It's too late to want pizza
>>684418774
No it isn't.
>>684418480
It'd sure feel like something.
>>684418774
Sadly no, it's been raining. i went and saw the avengers movie instead.
>>684418872
Evening!
>>684419089
Give pizza
>>684418872
Unless you can make a pizza it is absolutely too late to be thinking about pizza
>>684419089
I've been rather lackadaisical myself. Not running as much as I'd want to, no good reason though
anyone know how I could deliver a slice of pizza to a person that is 6 hours away in under 30 minutes?
I love that it fucked up after I got two posted
>>684418445
why thank you, almost all of it came from tumblr
>>684418455
fit>bara
>>684419290
Sorry Luc, but pizza was eaten last weekend. You gotta just make a pizza with what you got in your house.
>>684419427
Yeah that's how i feel now it's getting colder.
>>684419608
He needs to just make pizza, but from non-conventional ingredients
>>684419618
That's 100% correct, thanks for clarifying for the rest on here.
>>684419427
Who knows. Maybe I can make it.
>>684419608
No
>>684420023
I'm not sure how he could really do that though.
>>684420047
Well at some point I will be able to just give it to you personally~
>>684419608
Be the Flash
>>684419618
Fit>Average Joe≥Bara>Twink>Femboy
>>684420023
How cold does it get in Australia?
>>684420047
Yes you can. A pizza by your own labor shall far outstrip one delivered to you
>>684420303
Give it to me now.
>>684420459
I have tortillas, pasta sauce and block of cheese will be the best pizza.
>>684420303
Cookie base, bbq sauce, and cheese on top.
Bake at 350F for 10 mins. Let cool for 3 mins before consuming
These skinned dudes are ok and all.. but do you have anything a bit darker in shade than 'Chad'?
Also, any poses that are not 'looks like I forgot everything but underwear, again'.
>>684420023
happy to be of service
>>684420459
fit>average>twink>>>>bara=femboy
they're both equally shit
>>684420459
I can't do that though, I don't have super powers.
>>684420554
Pizza or me?
>>684420563
I think he wanted an actual pizza though.
>>684420673
Both
>>684420736
im not gay but I'd totally suck that dick.
looks good and shit.
>>684420673
Well a desperate man, make desperate pizza.
>>684420831
Says the fag, lurking a gfur bread.
>>684420747
I would be willing to try coming over and bringing some pizza with me, but it would take a while.
>>684420934
I suppose so
>>684420934
it's barely gfur though
>>684420554
Do it
>>684420653
You make a convincing case
>>684420673
Go acquire some
>>684421012
How's your new job BTW, it's been awhile since i last saw you here.
>>684421064
Yeah you're right. ah well i like them both.
>>684421239
glad you agree
>>684421345
are there really people who only like gfur?
>>684421239
How do I do that though?
>>684421345
It's okay, it's annoying a bit sometimes. I am being looked at for going to supervisor but it doesn't come with a pay raise so that sucks. I was offered a call center job offer for 13 an hour but the hours can be anywhere from 7am to 7pm and I don't know what the company is. The fact the person calling never told me probably means it was comcast and I refuse to work for that shit company.
>>684421622
I would hope that's not the case, they would never go out for real sex then. It would be heart-breaking.
>>684421779
It would be entirely their choice, so I wouldn't feel empathy for them
>>684421622
That sounds like an aberrant hypothetical. How could someone not like flesh and blood people unless they were Nibi?
>>684421757
Rolling around in nuclear waste
>>684421779
I can't imagine such a person existing. Or maybe I don't want to imagine such a person
>>684422004
I think I would probably get cancer first and that is not a "super power" I want.
>>684421757
I hate how companies these days just give you extra responsibility with no extra compensation. In fact that's not even correct, you still have to apply for it.
>>684421995
>>684422004
Yeah don't imagine such a person, they would prefer to be called a furson and the such :)
>>684422308
yea it's irritating, they might hire me full time. Keyword is might.
also I decided to start exercising again. But my legs are still hurting from two days ago.
>>684422588
Oh yeah, you said you going to slowly stop with the soda too. How'd that go?
>>684422004
>>684422308
I think you're right in that case, best not to think about it
>>684422725
I'm slowly working on it, I am doing some cheat days and what not but right now I'm focused on my legs hurting whenver I walk haha.
>>684422820
Give me the booty.
>>684422820
:) Well at least your doing it now, I've cut back to 3-4 cans per week now. However my caffeine intake has increased as well.
What's hurting most on your legs after you walking?
>>684422998
I will gladly give you this booty, you can have this booty whenever you want stud~
>>684423008
The entire leg? I'm not really sure how to describe it but I have been walking like a new born calf.
>>684423199
Good boy
>>684422123
Not sure of any other way to get powers
>>684422308
It scares me to think of someone who would forgo sex completely because they could never get a flesh and blood furry.
>>684422756
For your sanity you definitely should remove such a thought
>>684421064
more like this
goodnight all.
me too sleepy time
>>684423350
Good night
>>684423292
it's too late
>>684423349
sorry, that's the only one I have at the moment, I fucking love it so I'll try and find some more at some point
>>684423350
catcha
>>684423199
Oh so just general pain all over? Just make sure you do your stretching before and after, it'll go away eventually.
>>684423292
Haha, sounds like a certain someone that visit's these threads
>>684423350
Night dude.
>>684423442
Nice Luc.
this thread died all of asudden
oi self
>>684423442
Good night to you as well
>>684423452
Now that you're insane you're gonna move to Detroit now right?
>>684423734
I'm sure Nibi only forgoes sex because of social anxiety and poor self image
>>684424506
yes, come share an apartment with me
>>684424456
*sploort
What a good gif.
>>684424506
Well i think he lies about it all.
>>684424506
>>684424569
Now kiss!
>>684424569
I'm a terrible roommate though
>>684424689
Perhaps he is and it's all a fun persona for him.
>>684424689
I love that gif
>>684424719
we'll make it work
>>>/trash/ is your home
>>684425037
Are you sure? I've been told I'm also a terrible boyfriend. But most people rate that I'm a decent to good friend so maybe it can work
>>684425388
it'll work, I'm sure of it
And don't come back
>>684425745
Do you just have hundreds of images of shit on your computer? I see you posting in every thread involving traps or anything remotely gay. I think you are a repressed homosexual with a scat fetish.you should probably learn to come to grips with that.
>>684425748
It may very well with that attitude
>>684426005
I'm cleaning /b/
>>684426064
that's the spirit!
Lets keep going then
You can't resist this (954) 594-8500 Paul Guralchuk 2364 NW 3rd Ave Apt 102, Wilton Manors, FL 33305
>>684426084
Considering that /b/ has had gay content for as long as it's been around, the only thing that needs to be cleaned is shitposting faggots like you. If you want /b/ to be better you could contribute relevant OC to threads instead of spamming threads you don't like. Fucking newfag
>>684426418
>>684426110
But we're not living in Detroit, too cold
>>684426470
>Implying it's not working
Be the change you wanna see.
I started shitposting solo now dozens of anons joined me
Trap fags made threads to decide were to go
Nigga i'm winning.
All your g/fags are on >>>/trash/
>>684426526
then where?
I am winning
>>684426470
calm down fag. trolling is part of the /b/experience. no newfag about it, that shit been happenin since day one
>>684426659
No. No you are not winning. Do you know who faps to traps and gay shit? People who have been using this site for years. Nobody who has been here for years gives a flying fuck about pictures of gore or shit. You contribute nothing and you spam, you are cancer.
>>684426679
Denver. It's like Michigan but better in every way imaginable
>>684426952
>>684426981
I literally know nothing about michigan
>>684427023
Neat? It isn't going to happen, it would devastate the core userbase of /b/. Sorry, traps and gfur and shit has been around here a lot longer than you, edgelord.
>>684427055
Knowledge about Michigan and Detroit is not needed. You simply must know that Colorado and Denver are better
>>684427312
I don't know anything about those places either.
>>684427301
Salty
Then get used to shit faggot
>>684427075
What is this? It looks like someone wrapped around a pillar.
>>684427417
Congratulations on finding another repressed homosexual to agree with you.
>>684427367
Denver is the capital of Colorado. It has legal weed, skiing/snowboarding, bison steaks, more attractive people, Colorado is fourth out of 50 states in breweries per capita
>>684427563
>implying is just one
>implying you aren't the only faggot here
>>684427649
sounds literally perfect
Lets keep going in the new one shall we?
>>684427690
No, I am willing to bet at least .02% of the /b/ userbase are repressed ultra-conservative people from strict Christian families.
>>684427554
Probably nigga wore a necklace
>>684427907
Well not me
Ctrl-f "trap"
And watch their thread being demolished by some anon that is not me
Again, all your friends are on /trash/
>>>/trash/2773742
>>684427707
I'm moving back at the end of the month. I'm gonna need to readjust to the cold. Lost any tolerance to cold I used to have
>>684428188
surely it won't be that cold, it is going to be summer after all isn't it?
>>684428303
Summers aren't bad there. Average highs for summer is about 82F-87F (28C-31C). It's just I haven't experienced a winter go below 40F (4C) in about 4 years.
>>684428533
those summers sound perfect, much nicer than the absurd temperatures we get
shouldn't take that long to get used to it though
This thread is doing wonders for my furry gay gore scat fetish.
>>684428821
Our winters are a different story. During winter it won't get much higher than 53F (16C) and gets down to 26F (-3.1C). Though I've been told this year was unseasonably warm. But I'll always prefer cold winters to insanely hot summers. I just dress up for winter
>>684429530
I don't think I'd handle that cold well, conversely I think you'd have a lot of trouble surviving our summers
>>684429752
I can't survive in the heat. I fucking melt. Worst winter I've faced was -15F (-26.1C). But yeah, it takes a while to get used to the cold but I'm sure you'd get used to it eventually.
>>684430030
our summers often get to around 105F for almost a consecutive week.
does that kind of winter happen much?
>>684430200
In the span of 6 or so years in Denver, I've been in that weather only twice and it was during the morning.
>>684430348
perfect weather for cuddling with someone
>>684430429
The perfect weather for that is when there's a blizzard but electricity, water and gas are still running. You get snowed in, work or school is canceled pretty much everywhere
>>684430753
and how often do you get that lucky?
>>684430825
I've been pretty lucky with utilities during blizzards. But having someone else to cuddle with during a blizzard is another thing entirely. The events just don't line up
>>684431046
just need to find someone to keep long enough for it to happen
>>684431132
Hopefully it will
>>684431529
got to find an eligible candidate first
>>684431614
When I do move I can go back into the dating scene. Didn't really try date anyone during my time in the army and even now in the present
>>684431922
sounds pretty good, go find your someone to cuddle with
>>684432158
Got to admit, I'm a bit nervous with the idea of actually dating another man. I've never done it. I'm glad I'm moving to where there's a lot more tolerance towards that matter
>>684432507
don't rush into anything and you'll be ok
>>684432639
You're right. It shouldn't be too bad. Not sure how much different gay men are from women or if I'm just sweating it too much
>>684433222
as sexual partners, no idea. everything else depends, guys are obviously going to have a better understanding of you and your body, but for the most part it's just going to be down to the person individually