sleep tight doggo

>>684410077
Did you kill it for bitting your dick?

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>>684410216
That's a finger silly anon.

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>>684410077
sorry faggot. my dog's just 6 but it's hard not to think about how she's just gonna die relatively soon. sorry i don't have any funny pictures.

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>>684410491
>filename

>>684410216
Has your fat ass ever seen a dick?

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>>684410491
More doggos

>>684410077
I'm sorry man, last year my min pin and I got hit by a car running a red light, she died and he took off, still fucked up about it honestly.

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>>684410783
found one more

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>>684410077

just get a new one. its not too soon. it will help. help a dog. adopt one from the pound. make a difference, help each other

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>>684410077

dub dubs

>>684410077
how did it happen?

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Did somebody say YLYL?

>>684412072
not if you post bananas you stupid faggot

>>684410077
yo doggo loved all the walks you took him on. all the yards you let him shit upon, he loved you for being patient. all the posts he sniffed while you waited diligently, he was grateful. even when you would become restless and yank his collar because he took to long sniffing. He knew you love him deep down and because of that he would always have your back. doggo will watch over you in years to come. even if you decide to get another doggo. take some time but find you another pupper to love.

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

do u get off to your dog biting ur dick? i could help with that if you miss him

>>684410077
I'm sorry /b/ro. Sending some brotherly love to you! Chin up and stay positive...Doggo wouldn't have wanted you to be sad, Anon.

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>>684412698
Took me a bit to get it, I think you need to rewrite the pun.

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I practice Sigil magick (Chaos Magick)
you can cast magic by writing your intention on a piece of paper or card
"President Donald Trump takes office in 2016"
there should be no negatives or wants "I want Donald Trump to be president"

that won't be as powerful or specific

then you remove all of the vowels
Prsdnt Dnld Trmp tks ffc n 2016
then the duplicate letters
Prsdnt l Tmp k fc 2016

Then you draw an image that contains all of those letters merged into a single symbol. The image can be whatever you want it to be really.

then you masturbate while looking at pictures of Donald Trump and focus hard on your intention, after climax, burn your paper you made this sigil on and release the energy into the universe.

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If dubs, then space program for doggo. He deserves to fly high.

>>684410980
Lost

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>>684412979
Fun fact, if you shove your thumb up the arse of a banana, you get thirds.

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>>684412698
Fuck off fag, stop being a cunt.

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>>684410077

>>684410077
if you gave him long happy life, there is nothing to be sad about

>>684410491
i want ten of em

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>>684413180
Provoke me.

>>684413071
get out

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>>684413686
How is it ruined? There's a hide button. Even without it it's not hard to just ignore the silliness.

>>684412711
You're as bad as the naked banana kids.

>>684414361
I'm in love with you

>>684414436
Wanna touch dicks?

>>684414603
true love is not sexual, I would rather sit and contemplate your existence, adoring you and glad you exist.

>>684412711
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>>684411002
this. itll never be the same but the new dog will take your mind off the old one and youll love this one too

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>>684414735
Good idea. Wife gets pissed when I do that kind of stuff.

>>684414457
what a fuckin bitch as cunt

I have been on 4chan for longer than any of you faggots would believe. I say that with love. To me, you people have been the only normality I've known. The same stupid shit you losers post is what keeps me going and gives me clarity. I'm a 25 year old live at home failed Server Technician/ meth addict. I've only ever posted maybe two or three times. But I felt the need to say you people matter... especially to people like me. Life matters because this may be your only shot. I love you 4chan. Good night faggots.

>>684415045
That bird is actually a Doctor.

>>684410077

Good rest puppy

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Dubs then dub consoling p
OP

>>684410077
Feel for you bro. Love my dog. Hope you enjoyed your time with him. RIP doggie

>>684410077
No such thing as doggie heaven

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>mfw people upset about circle of life
>mfw people upset about circle of life in lower lifeforms

You had some good times, but things die, may as well be upset that the sky is blue. I love my pets, and family, and friends, but death is an inherent part of life. Honour your loyal companions parting, then move on.
Crying is for bitches, and achieves nothing but to make you feel even more worthless.
Go out and fix your current problems, instead of ruminating over a percieved issue such as death.

>>684410491
Where can i buy a retarded dogo too?