>>684401155
yup but luckily she got an abortion and i broke up with her soon after

>>684401155
Almost i woke up before i came though

I may have a half chinese baby running around somewhere.

I mean, probably. Condoms are for pussies.

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>>684402537
How many girls have you cummed inside?

>>684402961
Fuck...i wanna say 10? Not really exactly sure which ones i wore condoms with and which i didnt.

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>>684403372
Youngest you came inside?
Do you keep in contact with any of them?
What are their reactions when you cum in them raw?

>>684403655
>Most loved it and pulled me in deeper as i came
> youngest was 16
>only in contact still with 1 of them(the 16 year old who became my wife)

>>684403966
Cumming in a 16 year old was the biggest rush i have ever had

>>684404422
Are you the same guy as the one you replied to?

>>684404756
no just commenting

>>684404798
How many chicks have you creampied?
Youngest?

>>684404422
Iktf man, i was so worried because i was 21 and she wasnt on birth control either. Her parents knew we were dating but not that we were fucking. Though her dad kinda set us up to fuck her first time.

Father of two at 20. So yes lol

>>684401155
no but only me by my
sister
mother
uncle
father
grandfather
weakest kid in my class
myself

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>>684404905
USE A GODDAMN CONDOM

>>684404838

not him, creampied a 15 yo once

shit was tight yo

>>684404422
Get this tbough she has this friend that she was going to date until i came along (was gonna give up on men)
Now she wants "us" to date her and for me to impregnate both of them, then all of us raise the kids together. Shit gets my cock so fucking hard.

>>684405102
Did she get preggers?
How did she react when you came in her?

>>684404838
2 16/17 but never again fuck ruining my life with a pregnant bitch had that scare once and was deff enough

>>684405203
Any pics of the girls?

>>684405181

She went with it and I saw something wash over her face, like a realization that she finally become a woman. So hot. It was comfy.

I bought plan-b the day after. Most expensive orgasm of my life. worth it though.

>>684405070
dont fuck poor sluts*

>>684405286
Got a pic of the girl?

>>684404882
I was 20 and her dad was in the other room he heard her orgasm and i didnt know he was in the house till i heard foots steps down the hall i was waiting for the cops the rest of the night but never came still dont know why he didnt have me arrested or killed

Yes. My Son is 4 now, and I never thought I wpuld enjoy fatherhood so much.

10/10, would do again.

>>684401155
>>684402961
>>684403655
Who the fug made these and are there more?

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>>684405473
Coming right up.

>>684405408
It was my first time meeting him. We stayed at his house. Rich motherfucker had a queen bed for a couch in the living room. Told us we couldnt sleep in the same bed and that i had to sleep on the actual couch while she slept in the bed. He proceeded by pushing the couch right up against the bed.

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>>684405271
The 16 year old
i had nudes but i got drunk and whiteknighted myself dont have any of the other wish i did

>>684405721
No nudes required.
Got pics of the 17 year old?

>>684405692
Her dad had a shotgun next to the couch and a .357 on his coffee table i was pretty sure one would be pointed at me the next day i saw him and he shook my hand for the first time ever i was so confused

>>684405878
Nope fuck that bitch i get panic attacks seeing her pics shits not worth tryin to find

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>>684405582
Thanks fam. If you have more, keep em coming. Otherwise, I'd like to know where I can find these.

>>684406030
Right, thats what i expected but he may as well of thanked me for fucking his daughter. I dont get it either anon.

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>>684401155
Knocked up a girl right out of highschool. she ended up getting an abortion. I haven't had any children ever since, so I take it as a curse.

>>684406286
im guessing its cause i was the only non drug addict that she dated but that look he gave me while i shook his hand will haunt me forever he just stared at me like i want to kill you but then i dont

My dog knocked up a girl from the neighborhood.

>>684406546
Xid you happen to marry said girl?

>>684406647
Did he ride away on his stolen bike and never see his child again?

I knocked up a dog from the neighbourhood.

>>684406832
nah she told me "I never loved you i just wanted to know what it was like to be loved by you" then cut me out of her life havent heard from her since

>>684401155
Five times three different women, pro tip, don't do it, if you think she is pregnant find stairs and push her down them

>>684406880
Nah, he fucked her into being his bitch. Now I have two dogs.
Thanks dog.

>>684401155
Yes I have. Good thing I gave a fake name and number. Heard on the grapevine that she went ahead with it and didn't get an abortion. Kid is now 12. feelsgoodbreh.jpeg

>>684406342
Thank you based anon. You delivered.

>>684402537
100% lol just posted an anti condom thread

>>684407111
But what happens when your dog fucks your dog and you have 3 more dogs isnt that too many dogs

knocked up my girl last year, was stillborn last month. fucking heartbreaking man

>>684407181
How old was she?
Any pics of her? Non-nude pics I mean.

>>684401155
>>684402961
>>684403655
>>684405582
>>684406342
Hnng more

>>684407024
Well shit anon...how longs it been?

>>684407331
She was 18 and I smashed her whilst on leave from the Army, no pics sorry anon. she was a classy piece of work, used me to get back at her BF, kinda glad I have no contact with her.

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>>684407498
Here you go.

>>684407530
What nationality was she?

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>>684407258
Yeah, you want a dog? I will probably have enough of those.

>>684407591
I love the bikini/swimsuit ones

I have only ever came balls deep in the pussy. Birth control is the womans job

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>>684401155
What blows my mind is seeing other girls i've dated/fucked who have kids now. Remember faggots, always pic related

>>684407749
How many different girls did you cum inside?

>>684401155
>>684402961
>>684403655
>>684406342
>>684407530
why is always Mexico? i don't understand

>>684407804
Shush. I demand more!

>>684407591
Australian, from Townsville in Queensland.

>>684407504
Not that long couple years but fuck i do miss her i've heard things about her pretty sure shes lesbian now not 100 on the source i moved a few days after she left me and was told she tried oding the day after i moved that one i believe though

>>684407759
Any more? I'm loving these

>>684407644
has to be a new dog dont want any of that used shit

>>684407804
Hahah the bird I knocked up is not Mexican. She was Australian

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>>684408004
No problem man. Got every breed you want.

>>684407937
Well sorry she bombed you like that kinda karmic that she got fucked up after you left. Sucks seeing that shit hapoen though.

>>684408116
Where can I find these?

>>684407800
Only one kek. I'm still with her. She has one of those five year implants.

Before that I had never fucked any of the girls I fooled around with. If it ends with this current girl I'll stop being so picky and just go balls deep on a bunch of asian sluts

>>684401155
>>684402204
>>684403966
>>684405102
>>684405286
Cumming inside a girl doesn't mean she got preggers. It still has to be on ovulation day and even then it's like a 20-30% chance. Been using pull out method with my lady for two years with no probs. I know it's not safe, but condoms suck and she has an irrational fear of pills.

>>684408118
Redheads?

>>684408118
I prefer a more petite breed you'll understand for carrying purposes

my ex gf who got an abortion and my best friend whos a female and married to someone else who kept it

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>>684408186
I don't know. I got them from /a/.

>>684406933
Remember that time I fucked that bike?

>>684408159
Ya but was for the best if i did get her prego my life would prob be fucked

>>684408207

pullout method has about the same rate of working as condom + cum in

look up the statistics

>>684408301
Dude what is with the Mexico half-breed thing is this a fucking meme?

>>684408322
Im currently working on getting second wife and a better job ATM. Im this anon.>>684405126

>>684408301
Is the thread still up?

>>684408334
I have looked up the statistics. The same working rate is for the ideal use, for stupid mistakes, like not pissing inbetween sessions it's worse.

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>>684408223
Got you covered fam.

>>684408478
No but here: >>>/a/141484403

>>684408322
Honestly though if she met back up with you and offered to fuck would you do it?

Why are they Mexicans??

>>684408207
VASALGEL
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A
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>>684407804
I would guess the artist or whoever typed the text was an English-speaking, Mexican weeb

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>>684408239
This is as petite as they get.

>>684408517
Awesome! Thank you!

>>684408464
That would be intense id prob pass out after cumming in the second girl almost did with the 16 year old she thought i was gonna die felt like a panic attack was hyperventilating most intense orgasm ever couldnt stand for like an hour after my legs were fuckin jelly

>>684408647
Spermicide is the least effective shit out there. The most sane method for pill-hating girls is the IUD. You put it in and it stays it for years and has almost perfect safety.

>>684408443
If it's not, then we just witnessed the birth of it.
Like how I'll birth this half breed that's been inside me.

>>684408776
That sounds awesome tbh. Ive had multiple orgasms befor just never inside 2 girls. Just thinking of the 2 of them fathering my offspring gets my cock diamonds though.

>>684408520
Fuck ya id tie that bitch up and teach her a lesson she needs one

>>684408694
My fucking god perfect ill take it

>>684401155
What kind of weird beaner weeaboo made this trash.
all the Mexico and Latin stuff makes it funny.

>>684408924
Did you just return from your trip to Mexico?

>>684409043
Damn can i watch?

>>684408951
best part would be 9 months of creampies all day

>>684409232
If that day ever came /B/ would have the front row seat

>>684409115
That'll be $5 + tip. She isn't trained at all though. Just get a bigger male dog to show her how to obey her alpha.

>>684406429
sauce of pic? I've seen that somewhere.

>>684401155
A couple months after we started dating, while I was away on vacation, my gf miscarried a pregnancy that we didn't know she had. Was scary, though we both agreed it was the best possible outcome

>>684409216
The trip was so last minute

But the sex with the villagers lasted for hours

I could narrow down the father to about 4

>>684409357
I like you anon, in another non-anon world we could have been friends

>>684409411
i got my whips and paddles shell be trained without trouble or she will be punished

>>684409307
Shit id be doing that anyway their both currently on birth control

>>684401155
Knocked up one girl, came in about 7. Pretty much never use a condom. Condoms are for faggots, good girls take it bareback.

>>684409688
Do you keep in contact with any of them?
What are their reactions when you shoot your load in them?
Youngest you came inside?

>>684401155
My girlfriend is pregnant now. So yes.

Yea, my gf is 5 months preg.

>>684404422

How old were you when you fucked the sixteen year old?

>>684409630
Same to you first time actually posting about her feels good brings back shitty memories but fuck it its worth it

>>684409741
I keep in contact with one, as she's my friend. The rest were either ex's that didn't work out as friends, or just one night stands.

They always seem to enjoy me cumming in them. A couple of them, it made them cum, too.

18 is the youngest, and will stay that way considering it would be illegal now for me to do otherwise.

>>684409915
Got a pic of the one that ended up pregnant while she was pregnant?

>>684409666
First trips ever am am i the devil

>>684409835
Iktf bro, had a girl dump me without warning and without reason. When i asked why she just shrugged. Shit killed me for the longest time. I was obsessed with figuring out what i did wrong. Then finally realized she was just a cunt to be fucked and i was better off without her.

Knocked two* girls up, both aborted.

I say two, one might have been lying about it.

Youngest I've came inside was 14, I'm married to her now, I didn't know she was 14 at the time and apparently she only slept with me originally because she thought if she didn't and I found out her age then I'd leave her (I was 19)

When I was 16/17 I came in 5 different girls between the ages of 15 and 18.

Anyway now I am 29 and married to a 24 year old girl, she got pregnant at 17 but aborted it, I told her it was her decision and I wasn't going to force her to do anything either way. Now we have a pet cat. Cats are better than children.

>>684409834
20 almost 21
like 10 years min in my state if i got caught

I've cum in 12 girls. Youngest was 14, though I also was around 15 back then.

Keep in contact with almost all of them to this date. Only ever knocked two of them up.

>>684409998
No. She aborted in the first couple months. I think around like week 5.

>>684406647
>neighborhood
I know you meant it as a joke, but can a dog knock up a human girl?

>>684410105
no

>>684410078
>only ever knocked two of them up
Do they ask for child support?
Any pics of them while pregnant?

>>684408835
http://techcitement.com/culture/the-best-birth-control-in-the-world-is-for-men/#.T3HilGFSQ0t
Tests so far have shown 100% effectiveness. That's BETTER than condoms.

>>684410185
They both aborted within the first month, so no.

>>684410267
Oh well.
Any face pics of the girls at the time you came inside them?

>>684410021
i still dont understand why she really left me i know that the i dont love you was a lie she said i love you first and would cry when i left her house every night thinking i was leaving her shits to confusing to think about so i just left it comes back every now and then but shes prob with some nasty ass drug addict so her loss

Guys, for real though I need some opinions/advice.

I'm a 21 year old European male living in Canada. For as long as I could remember, ever since I started watching porn and figuring out fetishes, impregnation was the #1 for me and still is.

And I swear it's getting more and more hotter for me.

I have this fantasy of going abroad, on vacation or something, and impregnating other chicks giving them half-white European babies, but it can also be someplace else.

I would like to impregnate someone's wife, some virign girl, or whatever on any one of my usual hook-ups, but it's too risky.

So I was thinking: is it pretty much fool proof if i cum inside some girl on vacation in another country without her knowing my name, where I came from, and just dipping?
Surely it can't come back to bite me in the ass?

Also, I'm not trying to sound vain, but I am a 7/10 and to some 8/10 looking guy, out going and active sex life. But the impregnation fetish is what drives me crazy and I need to do it.

Should I go with the vacation out of country fake name plan?

>>684410105
Don't know why I quoted neighborhood there.

yep, got an abortion

thank god because the cunt just disappeared on me a few years later, would've probably left me as a single dad if i hadn't talked her into the abortion

women are worthless

>>684410376
Nope. Just regular old nudes.

>>684410479
Those work.

>>684410395
Knowing it she got cold feet and convinced herself that she never loved you. Women can just change reality in their heads like that

>>684405126
You were lucky bastard

>>684410823
Trust me i know it now im working my ass off to make sure i have the money for 2 wives and to move her friend in with us

>>684410791
so true and they have no idea the shit they put guys through doing that the first like 6 months after her were fucking hell couldnt sleep for shit wasnt used to sleeping alone still get those nights sometimes hate that shit

>>684410920
i would be terrified of the day their "days" become the same days and you got 2 bitches pmsing

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>>684411256
Just remember things will only work forever with one girl. If things didn't work then she just wasn't your one.
>>684411408
Eh, some girls arent that bad when it comes to pms. Ive lived with both of them and neither are.
>>684411416
What?

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>>684411745

It's just so fucking ridiculous. His relationships will crumble and he'll eventually an hero. I will be there watching when it happens.

>>684410441
Watch out for weird STD's.

>>684411745
to the first post that is exactly what everyone i know that knew about me and her said
to the second watch out during pregnancy my sister and my friends wife both went psycho with hormones women are scary af sometimes

>>684411891
You do no that thats the way nature intended us to operate. 1 man with many wives.

>>684412261
Just look at utah

>>684412224
As im sure youve seen it does get easier with time.

>>684412261
I believe the natural way is 1 wive with children that you actually raise and many broodmare type sluts to spread your seed. This way you have quality and quantity offspring.

>>684412377
What about it. Its 4 am and i dont feel like researching. I know there are alot of mormons there and they believe in polygamy

>>684412261

>You do no that thats the way nature intended us to operate.

>You do no that thats

>no

>that thats

wut.

You do "know" that nature never intended us to fly in fucking planes, but we do anyways because our social norms shouldn't be defined by restrictive and outdated evolutionary mechanisms.

>>684412495
Thats basically how im treating it. Wife is wife. If ever there comes a time where i have to choose between new girl and wife, wife wins.

>>684412401
It does alot easier but the thing that helped me the most was my best friends gf she stayed up with me every night after she left me glad i had someone to help me through it not really sure how i wouldve taken it alone

>>684412631
Fuck social norms tbqhfamuhlee.
And its 4am and im drunk fuck grammar too.

>>684412647
Even if the new girl is hotter then your wife?

>>684412516
theres small colonies not really sure what they are called but they are based around that belief

>>684412805
Hotter doesnt = better m8. Ive got a good life and support from my wife im not going to throw it away for some ass. Especially when shes letting me fuck her friends anyway.

>>684412803

You sound like a great father. I'm sure your kids will grow up to be civilized citizens despite their abomination of a family.

>>684412827
And how are they fairing in comparison to monogamistic society?

>>684412924
What woman would let you fuck her friends? Does not compute.

>>684413016
you are arguing on 4chan in the middle of the night are you any better then anyone else here

>>684413016
>implying im always drunk and you know enough about me to make a judgement on parenting skills.
They'll still have a mother/father figure and will grow up learning good values that actually matter. And how to be happy rather than try to please everyone around you.

>>684413133
At least I'm not a parent, I plan to get my life together before I become one.

>>684413041
most of them were raided and the leaders imprisoned but from the ones i saw they were a lot like Amish in the way they dressed and the houses they lived in

>>684413129
My wife apparently. She thinks it'd be hot AF if i impregnate her and her friend. Have you not been paying attention again, anon.

got alcoholic GF preggo. She had a miscarry and we split up. Later found out she ended up drinking herself to death.

First time me and this girl had sex
>went in raw
>came out raw

I went on holiday with school (I was 15 she was 14, year below), she was supposed to have her period on the day I left, didn't have it till the day I came back

TLDR; worst holiday ever

>>684410920
It's legal to have more than 1 wife here but you MUST have permission from your 1st wife to do it. Even it's legal it uncommon thing here though.

>>684413288
I see nothing necessarily wrong with the amish. I mean i dont agree with the whole fuck technology thing. But a simple, traditional lifestyle? Yeah id do that.

>>684413444
Where is here, anon?

sister.

>thank god for planned parenthood.

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>>684413240

Bitch you should be more responsible before even considering having children.

>>684413267
>I plan to stop all the things i currently do and want to secretly continue doing for the sake of others approval
FTFY

>>684401155
Yep, I caught a child from it.

>>684413814
Worst std in existence.

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>>684413331
That shit weirds me out. Can't be a quality woman with that kind of fetish.
>You will never marry a non sexual traditional virgin girl. Why even live?

>>684413782
>projecting this much.

>>684413673
if he started drinking at 11 after putting his kids to sleep and got drunk i dont see how hes a bad parent if the kids cant see it why is it bad

>>684413673
>Implying im not responsible
I got a good job, good pay, a happy wife and an overall good life in which i take care of my things. I can handle 2 women easily.

>>684413899
She was a 16 year old virgin when i met her. I'm the only one she's had sex with and the only other person she wants to fuck is her friend and thats only if its with me.

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>>684414145
Disgusting.

>>684413527
A country on SEA

>>684414000

2 AM. The kid is dying from AIDS contracted from the womb because his mother is a whore. Dad needs to take him to the hospital but he's too drunk to do so. He calls an ambulance. Ambulance arrives to find him shitfaced. Kids are taken away from his repulsive household and they live the rest of their lives bouncing from household to household.

>>684414005

Come back in two years. I'll be waiting.

>>684414221
Polygamy is in the bible m8
Adultery is just sleeping with a woman who is not your wife so if i marry this other girl in the eyes of the lord I'm clear.

>>684414333
Maldives: Permitted for all Muslim men with consent from the first wife.

>>684414434
Ill probably still be here.

>>684414329
Wut? That was Hot as fuck imo

>>684414333
>>684414522
Also pakistan and Iran though those aren't south east.

>>684414522
Hm something the muslims got right.

>>684414393
awww he tried look guys hes trying did it feel good?

>>684414609
Glad you think so, anon
+1 internet for you

>>684414393
I currently dont have kids yet jack ass. Wifes not a whore either. Get your shit straight.

>>684414609
Sexual deviant behavior is not ''hot''. It distracts woman from their purpose in life.

>>684414747

Dearest Fuck-Face,

This is /b/. Of course shitposting makes me feel warm inside. Dipfuck. Where the hell do you think we are? Reddit? No you stupid shitfuckpussycuntbitch.

>>684414978

Sure she is. I bet she whores herself out on the street for second-hand needles to inject heroin with.

>>684415055
Womens purpose in life is to serve their husbands and bear/raise children. I fail to see how this detracts from that.

>>684414507
There is more then one testament fag. Gods hot opinions drastically change in the second one.

>>684414522
>>684414522
Wrong country but yes, Muslim country.
The hardest thing is to get permission from 1st wife, many of them would rather to get divorce than to give permission.

>>684415171
>look at me guys i have no idea what im talking about, whores, drugs, deviants and many other buzzwords to distract you from the fact that im jelly and cant form a good foundation for an argument.

>>684415183
Serving you husband does not mean fucking someone other then your husband. That is just perversion.

>>684415074
You're so cute when your angry i bet your face is all red does it make you feel grown up using bad words

>>684415208
Nothing in the second preaches straight monogamy either.

>>684415334

Guy who said those hurtful things. I'm sorry. I let the /b/ get to me. I'm nervous for upcoming events in my life, and shitposting makes me feel better about those events. I don't agree with raising a kid with multiple partners, but my comments hithero have been uncalled for.

I deeply apologize and wish you the best of luck in your endeavors.

SIncerely,

that asshole who has been an asshole

>>684415343
Having a 3 way with said husband and another girl who is also his wife will make man happy. Plus second supporter for husband.

>>684415502

Legit right now. I am sorry.

>>684415553
>second burden for the husband
FTFY

>>684415602
If true dont really worry about it m8. Im not so shallow id let a few "mean words" get to me. I get you dont agree with it and maybe its not for you. Thats ok then, you dont do it. But ive found a way to make it work for me and mine and it makes us happy. And in the end thats all that really matters.

>>684415413
the two will become one flesh, not the three or the four

>>684415817

Best of luck, /b/ro.

>>684415685
Sorry you married a shit woman. A good wife is way more reward then burden.

>>684415902
Heres to you finding your one true soulm8, anon.

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>>684401155
I tried to get an ex pregnant like 7000 times and it never worked.
>tfw never going to have kids

>>684415891
Two meaning man and women not necessarily literally 2 people.

>>684416041
You have to fuck girls for them to get pregnant not traps.

We've legit had such a good convo in this thread. Shame it's going to 404 eventually...

>>684416292
First thread i've been in from start to finish and actually contributed to im >>684405721

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>>684416052
A true sinners way of interpreting the bible. Absolutely shameful. Go talk to your nearest priest and most importantly REPENT. Fucking sinners.

>>684416127
Kek

>>684416052
It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, or Adam and Eve and Steve for that matter.

>>684416751
How do you know adam wasnt hiding steve from everyone not everyone just comes out the closet

>>684402537
You're a fucking dick head

>>684416902
But at least the head of his dick has no latex around it.

>>684416292
Yeah, good convo like this on /b/ is rare thing these days

>>684416567
>Believing in a book that has been rewritten and warped over centuries to fit current social standards and not implying your own interpretation.
>if it was adam and eve and they had 2 sons who did they marry?

>>684402961
You must be about 16 and just lost you're virginity to ask such a sad question, any normal guy would have lost count

>>684416870
I know because its not in the Bible.

>>684403655
You best I came inside was 14 when I had a 6 year old I came on her face

>>684417045
Was also meant for>>684416751

>>684417073
If you were fucking Steve and didn't want eve to know about it wouldn't you make sure he wasn't in the bible?

>>684417045
Adam and Eve had 7 children, the most famous being Abel and Cain. I think we all know how that story ended.

>>684417169
Adam didn't write the book you inbred.

>>684417279
So they married their sisters is what your telling me?
>heretics

>>684417279
Yes I do,Cain turned into the first nigger.

>>684417398
That actually makes sense

>>684417373
Incest yes, but they did not practice polygamy.

>>684417398
>>684417462
And you are right, I assume you revere to the mark of the beast?

>>684417398
Didn't he become a demon? Mark of cain and all that noise.

>>684417537
No bht david and abraham and several other "godly" men sure as hell did.

>>684417537
Indeed I do, the black skin is the mark that his offspring would also carry for the world to see. Part of the curse was that he could never farm land.
>Niggers confirmed for the mark of the beast.

>>684417665
And then came the flood to cleanse the earth, who survived? Two monogamous couples.

>>684417822

I dub this thread, sunday's bible study with /b/, subject, why niggers are shit.

>>684417922
>Cherry picking at its finest
You have still yet to tell me a verse where it plainly says you shall have only one wife and to have more than one is a sin.

>>684410105
Obviously not you ducking idiot, for fuck sake this site is just full of little 12 year old virgins isn't it, who need to make up stories on this shitty site so they think they're cool when they're just dick heads

>>684417822
But damn his offspring sure could pick cotton

>>684418138
The bible is not a plain book.

Most Christian theologians argue that in Matthew 19:3-9 and referring to Genesis 2:24 Jesus explicitly states a man should have only one wife:

Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female, And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?

Polygamists do not dispute that in marriage "two shall be one flesh", they only disagree with the idea that a married man can only be "one flesh" with one woman. Assuming the man is married, the fact that a man can even be "one flesh" with a harlot apparently does not negate his being "one flesh" with his wife.[19] Further, if a man is married, he and his wife are "one flesh." To add another wife would mean that the new wife becomes "one flesh" with the man AND his current wife.

yes that is wikipedia.

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>>684408118
Who is this girl?

>>684416567
How about I go piss on a priest instead

>>684418268
Originally it was a very plain book but it has been twisted vy man over time. And ill agree with you that you should be married to whomever you fuck. But i gotta stand with the polygamist view of the whole flesh thing. What kind of sick joke would it be for god to create man with a base genetic desire to impregnate many women then tell them not to and only have 1? It just doesnt make any sense anon.

>>684416981
Yeah and it's probably covered in warts

>>684417142
I meant to say youngest I came inside was 14, not you best, I was 26