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Found out I got testicular cancer, what should I do obviously
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Found out I got testicular cancer, what should I do obviously I'm going to dies
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>>684385559
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>>684385559
Stage?
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>>684385559
smoke up
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Make the best of it.

Fap until your balls fall off.


Hey wait a sec...
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I smoke a lot of weed as it is, and I don't want chemo or any type of shit like that, if I die I dies
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>>684385559
Treat it with cbd oil? How did you find out? What were your symptoms?
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>>684385803
Lol ima get me a nutsack wheelbarrow and a pound of jamica skunk
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>>684385559

Get em removed. If you want, get some prosthetics in the sac after. Fuck everything that moves bareback after - then die of HIV or syphilis instead
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Get a medicinal card and use it plus just life to fullest and try going out more and having fun
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>>684385559
cut your nuts off on cam.
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>>684386193
I found a lump on one of my balls, at first didn't think much maybe fap to much, but it was slowly getting bigger
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>>684385559
No you're not. I lived.
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I have a weed card I'm in cali, but I'm to broke to buy weed, like maybe I get 10 gram a week, I'm only 17 btw
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>>684385559
Did you notice any symptoms? Where was the lump?
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>>684386627
this
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>>684385559

You are not going to die. Just get the nut chopped out.

Dont go for the fake ball option. It is pinned with metal I believe, which is uncomfortable.
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You are made, marry Sheryl Crow and win bicycle races you magnificent inspirational bastard.
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>>684386069
Fucking pussy, listen to your doctor. You will die from testicular cancer because testicular caner will spread to the rest of your body
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>>684386913
It was like on the bottom right if my sac, at first it wasn't much no pain but now and then it hurts, I got a hernia and I rough cough
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>>684385559
you're gonna die
keep posting
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>>684385684
2
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>>684385559
I had it. I'm here
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>>684387556
Did you have lower back pain when you lie down or just random back pain, even when not lying down? I've had this lump for the past couple months, and I can only feel it when my balls are scrunched up, and it's like right above my one ball. Plus, I've been getting mad back pain since I've started to notice this thing.
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>>684387996
How'd you find out you had it?
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>>684385559
Chop ya nuts off...its the only way Obi Wan
It worked for me
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>>684385559
Bareback cum into as many girls as you can before you die
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>>684388119
Mostly when I lay down but sometimes when I take a shit or have to tight of pants it fuck with my back
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>>684388119
Go to the fucking doctor
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>>684388185
Found a lump on my nuts freaked out gave it like a month still had it went to doc ran tests came back positive for testicular cancer
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Testicular cancer isn't very lethal, compared to most cancers
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>>684388544
what if he spreads cancer to the other girls?
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>>684386908
10 grams a week?
The fuck that's a shit load
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>>684388544
Stupid fucking advice

That's the point of life as is anon.
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>>684389163
Nah 1 gram that costs $10, I wish I could smoke 10 grams a week
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>>684386908
BANNED
KEK
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>>684386908
10 grams? Broke? 17?
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>>684385559
Sauce
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>>684385559
Holy fuck this is hot
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>>684388653
>>684388671
Fuck, man :/ I guess I need to go to the doctor... I don't even know how to approach the situation, considering I don't have insurance. I figured if it was cancer, I'd just let myself die.
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>>684385559
>Found out I got testicular cancer, what should I do obviously I'm going to dies

Hack off your sack, become a trap.
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Become a man whore and fuck as many people as you can, you've got cancer so fuck it
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Best friend got testicle cancer. Best friend had one of those nuts cut out. Cancer metastasized to his lower abdomen. Friend got chemo. Friend is still alive a decade later and has no cancer.

You are not going to die, just go to the fucking doctor.
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you just get one removed, nothing changes, same testosterone and sperm production. it's like losing a kidney, doesn't matter. or just wait it out and die a horrible slow pathetic death wishing you just had a ball removed.
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>>684385559
one of the most treatable cancers m8

the math is in your favor

trust the math m8

numbers dont lie
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>>684388119
That's usually the end stages of prostate cancer.
When the back pain starts, you're probably dead in 2 months.
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>>684390302
I'm only 21. I really doubt it's prostate cancer.
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>>684390516
Well, I could be a weird nerve response to an Inguinal Hernia. But there's been an alarming increase in prostate cancer in the 18 - 30 range.
It was almost unheard of 30 years ago but there's been a huge spike in the last 10 years.
Something is going on and nobody seems to know what is causing it.
Seriously, get it checked out. NOW!
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>>684388185
That anon wasn't me.

>I got my nut as a baseball.
>Didn't hurt. Cancer is always that way.
>Got ball removed
>Quimo + Placebo Homeopathy

>Survive
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Show them to Hillary Clinton. One look at her and the cancer will die.
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>>684391301
I looked up the symptoms to an inguinal hernia. It says you have pain when coughing or lifting heavy objects, and I don't get pain when doing those things. I hope it's not prostate cancer. I'll have to get it checked out. I don't have insurance, but I'll have to figure something out. I know a buddy of mine was able to get a surgery of his paid for by the system when he had a hernia.
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>>684386423
bro syphilis can be treated now, but was some serious shit in history.
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>>684385559
take steroids and win the tour de france
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>>684386630
pic of nut?
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OP I'm sorry. Is there an option to have your ball removed? You can still reproduce with just one.

I have a benign cyst on the top right of my right ball. I've had it checked before.

For the others in the thread who might be scared of this other symptom:
I get engorgement below my testicles (bumps below them) that will swell if I fap too much. They go back down after you quit fapping. It's possible you guys get engorgement too. It's not very uncommon, just means you're rough on it
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You are all cancerous piece of shits.

One option, one option only. Go out an hero.
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>>684385559
Well man not everything is lost, the cancer is in the two?, recently one cousin was diagnosed same, he lost one testicle and the cancer spread to the intestines, he do quimiotherapy, and aparently the cancer has gone, in the future maybe respawn, but now is safe and with one testicle
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>>684391917
I've had 2 Inguinal hernias. The first, left side, was mostly as you described. The right was unusual. I'd move a certain way and get a pin prick like pain in 2 of my fingers. It stopped after I got patched up.
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>>684389033
worse than you spread your cancer on this board?
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>>684392725
But when you have a hernia, your intestines droop down into your sac, right? Wouldn't that be obvious? The pin prick pain in your fingers is weird.. How old were you? I'm only 21, if I'm having hernias already... I'm fucked dude.
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>>684391994
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>>684391807
cancer helps other cancer...don't do it anon.
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>>684385911
911 confirmed
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>>684392077
lie about steroids...retire in shame
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>>684385559
I thought testicular cancer had the highest rate of survival?
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>>684385559
Vengeance on all your enemies
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>>684393271
>I'm only 21, if I'm having hernias already... I'm fucked dude.

A couple friends had hernia's before they were 10 yo.
Mine were at age 21 and 24.
If you need the surgery, make sure you find a doctor that uses this thing.
You're whacked with Valium, shot with a little Novocaine, a 1" cut, and you're out of there in a couple hours.
2 days later you're moving fairly normally.
2 weeks later you forget you even had the surgery.
Stay the fuck away from the whole Laproscopic shit. Ask for the Prolene Hernia System.
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