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2016-05-15 02:16:28 Post No. 684359931
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CIVILIZATION THREAD

Three people set out to create the longest lasting empire of all time. They have just arrived with nothing else besides the clothes on their backs and a small pile of food.

>Turn: 0
>Population: 3
>Food: 10 (-3)
>Supplies: Nothing
>Dubs decide
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:18:02 Post No.684360140
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:18:02 Post No.684360140 [Report]
we find a nuke from an ancient civilization and we detonate it giving us superpowers but we die of dysentery
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:18:23 Post No.684360182
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:18:23 Post No.684360182 [Report]
>>684360140
this of course
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:19:19 Post No.684360298
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:19:19 Post No.684360298 [Report]
>>684360140
roll
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:20:28 Post No.684360422
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:20:28 Post No.684360422 [Report]
eat the other two people and then ascend to godhood
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:21:20 Post No.684360527
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:21:20 Post No.684360527 [Report]
>>684360422
nice nigga killyourself
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:22:15 Post No.684360632
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:22:15 Post No.684360632 [Report]
Sacrifice the other two to the sun god in hopes of achieving infinite power.
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:23:53 Post No.684360843
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:23:53 Post No.684360843 [Report]
>>684359931
dig a hole for the good old shitters with your bare hands
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:25:55 Post No.684361110
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:25:55 Post No.684361110 [Report]
Be raised by a wolf and make a city
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:26:00 Post No.684361120
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:26:00 Post No.684361120 [Report]
>>684360422
This
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:26:25 Post No.684361168
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>>684360422

The second citizen goes mad with power, and after making a pact with Satan, eats the other two people in order to gain godly powers. This person no longer needs to eat and has grown to become incredibly strong.

>Turn: 1
>Population: 1
>Food: 25 (-0)
>Supplies: Bones (50)
>Dubs decide
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:27:27 Post No.684361301
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:27:27 Post No.684361301 [Report]
Make a cult
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:28:03 Post No.684361372
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:28:03 Post No.684361372 [Report]
>>684361301
Reroll
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:28:36 Post No.684361429
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:28:36 Post No.684361429 [Report]
>>684361168
Use his powers and the bones to make two skeleton minions
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:30:00 Post No.684361622
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:30:00 Post No.684361622 [Report]
>>684361429
Roll
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:30:32 Post No.684361681
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:30:32 Post No.684361681 [Report]
Reattach the bones and use Satan powers to have two skeletal servants
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:30:34 Post No.684361683
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:30:34 Post No.684361683 [Report]
>>684361168
Need to poo real bad so pop in with you god powers a out house
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:31:03 Post No.684361747
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:31:03 Post No.684361747 [Report]
>>684361622
Win
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:32:05 Post No.684361859
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:32:05 Post No.684361859 [Report]
>>684361622
Winner winner chicken dinner
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:33:04 Post No.684362004
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:33:04 Post No.684362004 [Report]
SUMMON CTHULU
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:33:22 Post No.684362040
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:33:22 Post No.684362040 [Report]
>>684362004
Roll
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:33:23 Post No.684362042
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>>684361622
Winrar
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:33:37 Post No.684362072
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>>684361429

After some work, the person manages to create two skeleton thralls who will obey his every command. This uses up the bones, however. The skeleton minions are weak in terms of strength, yet loyal, and do not require food like some mortal.

>Turn: 2
>Population: 3
>Food: 25 (-0)
>Supplies: Nothing
>Dubs decide
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:34:42 Post No.684362193
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:34:42 Post No.684362193 [Report]
>>684362072
Declare yourself skeleton lord and search for more peasants to devour
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:34:58 Post No.684362235
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:34:58 Post No.684362235 [Report]
>>684362193
reroll
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:35:21 Post No.684362284
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:35:21 Post No.684362284 [Report]
Get one thrall to dig a large mote while the other one harvests lumber

use your super strength to rip apart nearby boulders and crush into a foundation for a fortress
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:35:30 Post No.684362311
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:35:30 Post No.684362311 [Report]
>>684362072
let the skeletons fuck your ass double anal till you bleed
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:35:40 Post No.684362334
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:35:40 Post No.684362334 [Report]
Dig up ground with bone shovels to begin building dirt favelas
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:35:40 Post No.684362335
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:35:40 Post No.684362335 [Report]
>>684362193
Roll
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:35:50 Post No.684362352
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:35:50 Post No.684362352 [Report]
>>684362311
Win
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:35:50 Post No.684362353
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:35:50 Post No.684362353 [Report]
>>684362072
Order minions to dig up dino bones then animate that cunt
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:35:59 Post No.684362380
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:35:59 Post No.684362380 [Report]
>>684362193
Rollin for this
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:35:59 Post No.684362382
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:35:59 Post No.684362382 [Report]
Sens his bone nigger to look for a good place to build a Saddam Hussein temple an sumon mighty t-34
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:36:04 Post No.684362394
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>>684362193
this
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:36:07 Post No.684362404
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:36:07 Post No.684362404 [Report]
>>684362311
winrar
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:36:14 Post No.684362419
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:36:14 Post No.684362419 [Report]
>>684362311
second
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:36:20 Post No.684362434
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:36:20 Post No.684362434 [Report]
>>684362284
Roll
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:36:35 Post No.684362455
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:36:35 Post No.684362455 [Report]
>>684362072

using his powers, the new person uses blood of the deceased and brings to life 20 humans to serve as his minions, using the skeletal knights as his guardians
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:37:09 Post No.684362521
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:37:09 Post No.684362521 [Report]
>>684362311
Winning dubs
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:38:36 Post No.684362693
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:38:36 Post No.684362693 [Report]
How are the skeles gonna fuck his ass if there isn't a dick bone
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:39:30 Post No.684362806
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:39:30 Post No.684362806 [Report]
>>684362693
yes there is its called a boner for a reson
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:39:37 Post No.684362816
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>>684362311

It hurts. No matter how hard they thrust however, you can't bleed.

>Turn: 3
>Population: 3
>Food: 25 (-0)
>Supplies: Nothing
>Dubs decide
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:39:38 Post No.684362820
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:39:38 Post No.684362820 [Report]
>>684362693
Shrug majic
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:40:36 Post No.684362935
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>>684362816
Worship the one and only God Eric Cartman
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:40:46 Post No.684362949
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:40:46 Post No.684362949 [Report]
>>684362816
Get the two minions to collect lumber, and use superhuman strength to break apart rock for use as a foundation for a kingdom.
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:41:07 Post No.684362994
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:41:07 Post No.684362994 [Report]
>>684362816
cum into skeletons skull
new Baby skeletons will be born and u are now King of skeletons
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:41:27 Post No.684363042
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:41:27 Post No.684363042 [Report]
>>684362935
kill yourself faggot.
>>684362949
Reroll for this
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:41:44 Post No.684363083
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:41:44 Post No.684363083 [Report]
Make America Great Again!
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:41:46 Post No.684363091
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:41:46 Post No.684363091 [Report]
>>684362816
I cant even see what the fuck youre drawing.

Everyone dies and this thread ends
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:41:49 Post No.684363096
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:41:49 Post No.684363096 [Report]
>>684362949
reroll
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:42:07 Post No.684363130
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:42:07 Post No.684363130 [Report]
>>684362949
roll
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:42:09 Post No.684363132
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worship the TRUE God tweek
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:42:20 Post No.684363156
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:42:20 Post No.684363156 [Report]
>>684362949
Roll
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:42:29 Post No.684363179
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:42:29 Post No.684363179 [Report]
>>684362816
We all die instantly
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:42:37 Post No.684363194
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:42:37 Post No.684363194 [Report]
>>684362949
>>684362284
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:42:45 Post No.684363210
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:42:45 Post No.684363210 [Report]
>>684362949
rolling
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:42:46 Post No.684363212
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:42:46 Post No.684363212 [Report]
>>684362949
roll
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:42:48 Post No.684363221
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:42:48 Post No.684363221 [Report]
>find a crab
>teach crab to be sentient
>enter a long-term romantic relationship with the crab
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:42:53 Post No.684363232
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:42:53 Post No.684363232 [Report]
>>684362816
Use your god powers to make anime real
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:43:06 Post No.684363248
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:43:06 Post No.684363248 [Report]
>>684362816
On comes a Roman army battled with strap on dildo's and abs.
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:43:18 Post No.684363272
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:43:18 Post No.684363272 [Report]
>>684362949
rolling again
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:43:19 Post No.684363277
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:43:19 Post No.684363277 [Report]
God is real, I am his messenger. Eve comes out and make 69 kids.
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:43:28 Post No.684363296
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>>684363248
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:43:35 Post No.684363311
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:43:35 Post No.684363311 [Report]
>>684362949
keep rolling
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:43:58 Post No.684363371
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:43:58 Post No.684363371 [Report]
>>684363311
winner
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:43:59 Post No.684363376
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>>684363311
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:44:01 Post No.684363379
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:44:01 Post No.684363379 [Report]
>>684363311
winner
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:44:17 Post No.684363413
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:44:17 Post No.684363413 [Report]
>>684363277
Dubs God is real
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:44:43 Post No.684363470
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:44:43 Post No.684363470 [Report]
Repopulate then eat the babies because they are annoying little shits anyways.
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:44:52 Post No.684363492
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:44:52 Post No.684363492 [Report]
>>684363277
Your herd it
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:45:14 Post No.684363539
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>>684363277
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:45:14 Post No.684363542
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:45:14 Post No.684363542 [Report]
>>684363277
Haha do it
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:45:55 Post No.684363638
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:45:55 Post No.684363638 [Report]
>>684362816
CUM OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNTIL YOU CAN ANIMATE A BLOB TO LIFE
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:48:04 Post No.684363899
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:48:04 Post No.684363899 [Report]
Don't let this thread 404
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:48:21 Post No.684363938
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:48:21 Post No.684363938 [Report]
The 69 Kids are killed off until only one remains. His name shall be Seth.
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:48:36 Post No.684363964
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:48:36 Post No.684363964 [Report]
A pack of nomads join your civilization. You exchange culture which leads to cannibalism
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:48:45 Post No.684363981
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:48:45 Post No.684363981 [Report]
>>684363899
Roll
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:48:56 Post No.684364005
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:48:56 Post No.684364005 [Report]
>>684363899
wasted dubs
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:49:43 Post No.684364106
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:49:43 Post No.684364106 [Report]
>>684364005
It's about sending a message ok
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:50:16 Post No.684364192
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:50:16 Post No.684364192 [Report]
Op where are you
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:50:49 Post No.684364247
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>>684362949

The thralls, after some work, harvest lumber and bring it to their master, who has spent the past few days collecting rocks, breaking them, and setting them as the foundation of the kingdom.

>Turn: 4
>Population: 3
>Food: 25 (-0)
>Supplies: Lumber (25) Stone (10)
>Dubs decide
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:51:18 Post No.684364308
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:51:18 Post No.684364308 [Report]
>>684361168
Find wood enough to commence building of a house.
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:51:30 Post No.684364331
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:51:30 Post No.684364331 [Report]
>>684364247
Find more people to eat
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:51:37 Post No.684364344
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:51:37 Post No.684364344 [Report]
Divide children into groups to gather different sources. Begin developing armor and weapons while stockpiling food.
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:51:48 Post No.684364362
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:51:48 Post No.684364362 [Report]
>>684364344
winner
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:53:16 Post No.684364571
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:53:16 Post No.684364571 [Report]
>>684364344
God that is boring
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:54:09 Post No.684364696
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>>684364247
A Jew comes to town
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:54:53 Post No.684364795
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:54:53 Post No.684364795 [Report]
>>684364571

needs to be done.

Bring the locusts
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:54:58 Post No.684364803
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:54:58 Post No.684364803 [Report]
>>684364344
What children fuck face.
Make cum globs and animate them
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:55:20 Post No.684364860
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>>684364247
Stan come to the little town and offers to help in any way he can
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:55:29 Post No.684364883
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:55:29 Post No.684364883 [Report]
>>684364344
Fucking normies, thanks for the cancer though
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:55:51 Post No.684364936
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>>684364344
We don't have any children, only the thrall sand our God.
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:56:54 Post No.684365090
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Anonymous 2016-05-15 02:56:54 Post No.684365090 [Report]
>>684364247
Kenny comes looking for women and beer
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