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Ask a U.S. infantry Marine anything fags
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Is the military a good choice for a depressed lonely cunt
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>>684358977
Must suck huh? I'm out here in the wing being POG as fuck and I love it
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>>684359135
It will make you one anyways
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What exactly are they trying to accomplish in that picture?
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>>684359387
It's called busy work
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>>684359213
It's alright devil. I'm FAST so I don't get all of the green weenie, just 3/4ths of it
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>>684358977
How do you feel when you realize that you are nothing but a killer used as tool for retards like Donald Trump, Bush, etc who dont hesitate to send you to die for some Oil so they can become rich.
also is that true that every marine has to be fucked in the ass to be accepted as a "brother marine"?
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>>684359387
That's me trying to take water out of a puddle because we were told to
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>>684359541
I don't get issued feelings, and yes
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>>684359135
depends on if your emotionally and psychologically stable... basically not a lil bitch
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>>684359541
How does it feel to be an autistic fucking loser who would get his shit pushed in by anyone in OPs picture?
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>>684359387
>What exactly are they trying to accomplish in that picture?

Looking for land mines.
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>>684359541
I like killing
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>>684359387
Doing something so that you don't get stuck doing something else that could suck more
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How much has your personality changed since joining?
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>>684359541
>is that true that every marine has to be fucked in the ass to be accepted as a "brother marine"?


At that point, you'd be accepted as a "Sister Marine."
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>>684359861
kek
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>>684359665
isnt to be retard and autistic the best soldiers in the army? they just obey orders and they dont need to think, is it the most easy way to live?
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>>684359665
Take it easy killer, words are weapons but weapons are also weapons. let me do the slaying
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>>684359861
Naval Cadet*

Fixed that there for you bud.
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>>684359387
The picture was likely taken as a joke by the enlisted dudes mocking some pointless/stupid task given to them from the commanding officer. The USMC is notorious for that.
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>>684359387
i'm in the air force and we have something similar... Granted mine was punishment, but i was sentenced to sweeping the sunshine off the flightline. it took me all day...
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>>684359488
FAST? Bullshit.
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>>684360024
I'm not in the army fag
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>>684358977
>US infantry Marine

No Marine talks/writes like that. STFU poser.
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>>684360024
Ignorance is bliss after all. Murder takes a toll on your mind otherwise
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>>684359696
there are only 2 types of killers,
the ones that are psychopath and feel nothing
and the ones that will have nightmares for the rest of their lifes for all the people they killed, tell me anon what are you?
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I'm joining Intel.
How do you think of these fags?
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>>684358977
is it ever acceptable to jack off in the latrines while some random dude is taking a shit if you avoid eye contact?
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>>684358977
What's it like knowing you're not a real branch of the military but a sub branch of the Navy?
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>>684358977
why are tank drivers fags?
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>>684360472
Could you get a TS-SCI?
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>>684358977
how's it like taking it up the ass
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How often do circlejerks take place?
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>>684360363
Believe what you want, I can answer whatever question you think only a grunt knows fag. I'm just curious to see what people think of us, I like picking brains
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>>684359841
bump
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>>684360714
I think so.
I've got a good record. High grades.

That's the type of shit I'm aiming for.
I've aced every test they've shoved at me so far.
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>>684358977
shut up you fucking boot
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What's wrong with JJ and his buckle?
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>>684361000
What kind of intel are you going for? I'm an Armyfag, so i'll be more familiar with that branch.
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What's left of your brain should be pretty clean
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>>684360713
Idk the MOS number. Ask your local recruiter or google that shit fag. I'm an 0311 and an 8152. Ask me that stuff I don't do POG shit
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>>684361131
Air Force.
Yeah, I know how you grunts think about it.
But I figure, chAirforce isn't so bad. I get to be comfy and rich.

But the future is all about drone and satellite info.
Air Force is all about that shit.
Maybe I don't get a Purple Heart.
But I can do something.
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Marine Corps... Dept of the Navy... Buncha seafags
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>>684360750
>what people think of us

You are the Marines equivalent of the Air Force's Phoenix Ravens. Troops with a little extra training, overrated capabilities, and a very inflated opinion of themselves.
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>>684361061
Aye Sargent
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>>684361403
I have nothing but respect for my AF brothers...no worries. And you don't want a purple heart.

The future is cyberwarfare...I would highly recommend something in signals intelligence. It's a career path that would easily transfer to the civilian market.
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>>684361403
Kill
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>>684360150
kek
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>>684360750
If thats true then answer my fucking question faggot. What is it like knowing that your not a real branch of the military but a sub branch of the Navy?
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>>684360750
What kind of Soldiers are stationed at Little Creek?
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>>684361842
>The future is cyberwarfare...I would highly recommend something in signals intelligence. It's a career path that would easily transfer to the civilian market.
That's literally what I'm thinking about.
I'm almost off to basic now.

I'm still just a newfag who could wash out at any time.
But that's the way I want to go.

The future is tech shit. Cyberwarfare, Reagan's Star Wars.
Right now, we're flooded with info. In the next decade, it's all about going to be how we restrict that flood to the enemy.
Get ready for massive Chinese DDOS on every major American ISP.
Just to slow the tide.

Anywho, thanks future bro.
I'm still just an egg. I hope to make it.
I hope in 10 years time, I don't send you on anything that will kill you.
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abandon thread, OP is a nigger that won't answer questions.
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>>684361552
Except I'm not in the Air Force and I actually do shit. Once trump takes over FAST will just go to whatever country we decide to rape next before most of the infantry companies. I know my recruiter fucked me now but at the time I was a naive motard and just wanted to do something out of highschool so I wouldn't be homeless. If some fat fuck like you thinks that I'm not doing shit with my life I could care less. I'm extremely lucky to be here with amazing brothers ,minus the retards in my platoon who will probably get my killed, and I'm happy to be doing something with my life
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIg7CYlQw6U
DIRTY DIRTY CLICKY CLICK
>GOODSHIT
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>>684360436
A mix between the both. I love killing but it depends on what or who I'm killing. If it's someone trying to kill me I don't care at all and I won't ever care about them. If it's an occupant I'll probably regret pulling the trigger
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>>684362423
I got about 10 years left until retirement, and i'm already a SNCO...it will more than likely be my guys you'll get killed.

Anyway, sounds like you've got a good plan, best of luck, buy an AR15 style weapon and practice at the range on your own because the AF won't give you much a chance to use one, and most of all never quit. There is literally nothing worse in the military than a quitter...absolutely useless pieces of trash.

Stay safe man, give em' hell.
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>>684359541
>hurr durr im a college kid with morals
get off /b/ faggot
>>684360179
>sweeping sunshine off the flightline
kek'd hard
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>>684360472
They're POG's but they'll at least, most likely, reenlist because it's not a physically or mentally demanding. Also you think you're smart as fuck, but you're not. Most of my guys have 90's and up on their ASVAB, and they know their job well, and can act quickly without going condition black in stress
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>>684358977
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>>684362580
Fuck off super boot...you've never even been OCONUS let alone fired any rounds in anger. Your fucking attitude is shit, and if you really were on a team you would have had that beat out of our or you would have been kicked out by now.

>FAST goes in first

Now I know you don't know what the fuck your talking about.
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>>684359541
They are usually just cucked by the Navy. Marines are retarded as shit half the time and they are only good as a bullet sponge. When they are on Naval bases they usually aren't required to do anything so they just work out and jerk each other off saying how cool they are for being marines. Literally no work ethic.
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Why dont you guys use stitches? I feel like I have heard that somewhere
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>>684362118
It feels great and I'm honored to be here. I also hate being alive. We don't get the nice shit but the branches that do get the nice shit don't even know how to use it as well as we do, so I guess I'm greatful for the training
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>>684363729
Answer this
>>684362128

A FAST guy should be familiar with LC.
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>>684362919
Thanks, bro, that means a lot.
My dad was like you. Enlisted, but in a senior position.
He used to be against me joining, but now he's all for it. He's older and so am I. I hope to make him proud.

>>684363197
I'm down with you, mate. The aptitude test was easy as hell. I figure it's just down there to weed out the retards, not to promote the "elite".
I want to prove myself by just being an honest worker. Not many of those around anywhere. I have good grades so I know I'm smarter than the average bear, but I've met smart fucks and I know they're better than me. So I'm just gonna try to do what I can when I can.
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>>684362128
Holy fuck. You either know your shit or you're from here. And a few SEALS, lots of POG's in the Marines and Navy, and a few FAST guys
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>>684363729
You're right, for some reason everyone in the military is fucking retarded tho. Also for real fuck the Officers, I swear to god they hinder any work that can be done during the day.
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>>684358977
y so boot boot
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>>684363929
I asked about Soldiers...Army guys.

And yes, I know what I am talking about. I called your super boot earlier. And there is an excellent chance I know at least a few senior people in the FAST community...especially training cadre.
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I'm also curious about this, my friend joined and now boring and directionless like a feral dog.
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>>684364163
Nigga, I'm already there.
Cheers, mate.
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>>684358977
When all you "men" are together in the barracks do you sometimes fuck each other up the ass?
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>>684364287
I figured you were ignorant and group us all as soldiers. There aren't any soldiers I've seen here other than random stragglers. There's a lot in Yorktown
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What in the actual fuck are they even doing?

Do you guys got so fucking bored you gotta "clean" mud?

>Also, check´em
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>>684364322
He's just a junior Marine without a leadership position, probably because your friend is either not good at his job, quiet, or stupid.
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>>684364582
Only Navy
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>>684363284
that guy by the door has the same haircut as my brother-in-law, Mark.
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>>684364582
No
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If you sign up and ship out are you allowed to bring your phone also what are you allowed to bring with you?
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>>684364983
It's called a medium fade and cool
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>>684364657
There is an actual Army school there, but that is open sourced info.

Tell me this, what is the color of the large drill floor at the workout facility?

I'm still not convinced that you are FAST, but whatever. Enjoy your beer boot.
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>>684360614
kill yourself autistic weeaboo no fucking die.
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>>684359541
>Retard
>Donald Trump
Pick one, you autistic brainwashed Bernie cuck. Hope you develop an untreatable cancer.
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>>684365114
It depends on where you're going. Middle East, probably not a phone maybe a camera or IPod. A duty station in like Okinawa, probably anything you want
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>>684360179
>it took me all day...
I see what you did there
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>>684359387
Thats what we call,responsble use of tax payers money
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>>684365423
Sorry I should've been more specific I meant like boot camp and stuff like that.
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>>684358977
Is every marine retarded? It seems like every one of them that ive ever had to work with is unable to learn anything. We mostly just sent them to do berthing cleaners, most work we ever got out of them.
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Thanks for your service
>I got you a hat
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>>684359387
Digging a latrine pit
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>>684360150
Top kek
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>>684358977
Jay-Hay-Son
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>>684365277
kek, marine sympathizer cuck detected. Also I wasn't wrong they are not an actual branch, just a sub branch of the Navy.
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>>684365698
Low ranking Marines are literally a step above retarded...senior Marine NCOs are usually squared the fuck away.

USMC officers are also usually squared away.
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I'm a pog army fag in rear detatchment with a no pt profile. Feels good man
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>>684365195
I'm a fucking retard man I'm not sure what a drill floor is, but the gym is really small, with little to no space and next to the chow hall and old supply building. The supply building is huge and next to the armory. The base is near an airport, traintracks, and highway. There's a MCX near the train and a small shopping area with a McDonalds, Dodges chicken, 7/11, all you can eat sushi place, Burger King, Windys, and Taco Bell. Even further down the road is a huge fucking NEX
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>>684358977
What's your MOS and your commander officer , where are you stationed
What's your worst post
Please answer
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Why is it that every time I meet a marine, they're big bBbbys that cry constantly?
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>>684366079
Kek, autistic obese weeaboo NEET detected
And no, they are their own branch, you aspergers faggot.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Marine_Corps
>The United States Marine Corps (USMC) is a branch of the United States Armed Forces responsible for providing power projection,[7] using the mobility of the United States Navy to, by Congressional mandate, rapidly-deliver combined-arms task forces on land, at sea and in the air.

Consider suicide.
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>>684365589
FUCK NO. Bootcamp you get letters. That's it.
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>>684366099
Ive only ever met 2 and they always seem to hinder myself and my sailors work list.
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Chairforce here. Actually chAir National Guard, but I spent 4 of my 6 year enlistment as "active guard".

20k enlistment bonus, G.I bill, VA loan, and I've got a TS/SCI clearance. Which along with my degree I earned for free (not using my G.I bill), I got myself a civilian contracting position that pays $117k with benefits. Intel's the way to go; I've never had to put up with any "real" bullshit like op's pic. Plus... I don't get shot at, so that's a plus.

Don't join the military as a last resort guys. Use it as a tool.
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>>684366431
Purple dragon mother fucker
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>>684366270
Hmmm...okay...fair enough. Carry on.

BTW, the USCM, USN, and Army music schools are at LC...those are the Soldiers you see there. A little piece of trivia for you if you run into someone claiming they are a SEAL on the East Coast or something.
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>>684362580
You sound utterly retarded
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>>684366497
Probably POG's or broken lost men trying to find something of meaning in life. Try doing so much shit in 4 or 5 years for an enlistment to suddenly nothing. It's hard to adjust man
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>>684358977
OP looks beastly who drinks his own homemade absinthe
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>>684366525
the butt hurt is real, sad on you marine sympathizer.
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>>684366525
As an Armyfag, I hare Marines as much as the next guy, but you're a fucking retard if you don't think they are their own branch.
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>>684359477
>>684359544
>>684359801
>>684360179
>>684365541
lol all of these answers are so true...
Almost makes me miss it... oh wait, nah

>>684360169
It probably is a joke, for all the other true responses.

To be honest though, the military does set many people straight

For anyone thinking about it, if you have the ability, go Navy :^)
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>>684366658
>tool
You mean rape the tax payers money with no gain from the "investment"?
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>>684367029
>Hurr durr I was proven wrong so I'll call him butthurt!! I win the argument now hurr durr!
Like I said, please consider suicide.
>>684367042
I am saying that they ARE their own branch. And even if you're in the Army, why would you hate the Marines?
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>>684366525
Different anon here, you're right about the Marines being there own branch but they do fall under the Department of the Navy.
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how does it feel to be a giant faggot?
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>>684358977
I joined the army and I know I made a better choice than you.
>inb4 infantry tard, I'm a Patriot missile operator
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>>684367351
Nobody in the military actually "hates" the other branches. It's a 24/7 shit talking competition, but everyone would have each other's back in the end.

PS, was Navy
Marines are a department of the Navy, but still their own branch
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>>684366900
I can still clear a building without going condition black, like I'm sure you would. When's the last time you even got in a fist fight without letting the adrenaline take over your weak body? There are fighters and thinkers, sometimes both. If you call a fish retarded for being incapable of climbing a tree you're ignorant.
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>>684367351
I know what you were saying, I agree with you, just backing you up brah.

Also, branch rivalry is real. I respect the USMC, but I find them obnoxious. Needless to say when down range I trust them with my life as much as any Soldier.
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Did you ever notice that the globes on the Royal Marines and US Marine Corps badges each show a different side of the globe?
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>>684367574
Fair enough, sorry about that
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Would u sex her?
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>>684367351

>I am saying that they ARE their own branch. And even if you're in the Army, why would you hate the Marines?

Because they have piss poor work ethic maybe?
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>>684367697
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>>684367750
That and a Marine cannot go for more than 5 seconds without reminding you that they are, in fact, Marines.
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>>684367542
Faggot ass 14 series, jk I am too.
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>>684359622
>I don't get issued feelings
Yup, that's a marine all right.
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>>684367743
I'd buy her some food and clothes, then tell her to stop fucking up. That's what I got when I got here and it helps.
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>>684367573
Yes, the men's department.
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>>684367750
I've never seen anyone in any other branch work harder than Marines. And yes we gloat a lot, I think it's because that's how we were trained. As a recruit you look up to Marines, as a Marine you have a reputation to uphold. That includes the stereotypes.
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>>684368317
hah! We're gonna need the coreman for this one.
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>>684368738
How many other branches have you worked with?

I've operated in a joint environment many times, i've seen shitbags and all stars in every branch (even the coasties).
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>>684368159
I'm still at Sill right now bro. You?
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>>684369227
Navy, Army, and Airforce. My buddy worked with army for a year strait and said it was the most disgusting thing he'd ever done. From what I've seen, we're up earlier, we PT while the other branches eat, we have our gear staged not just thrown off us, we shoot better, we clean up after ourselves and the other branches, we're working later, and we actually give a shit. Again that's what I've experienced. I can stereotype just the same as you but really we've never met and I have no real hate or bad feelings directed towards the branches as a whole. After all the dumb ones are the ones people notice.
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>>684368738
Kek, Why is it every time a Marine tries to say something they think is important it always seems to have the phrase "our training" in it. Aside from your boot camp, you do alot of the same "training" as other branches. Shit i've went to A-school with 3 marines and other schools/training ive had I usually have a marine or 2 in with us. Nothing against you personally but on average (and this is just from my personal experience/observation) Marines are usually bottom of the class score wise. FYI I work as a CTR2 in the Navy.
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>>684360436
Ive killed alot of people... Without milk
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>>684367743
she's even shaved and all? The fuck..
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>>684370105
Well were they POG's or Grunts? Some Marines are just saltier than others and to me scores don't matter. It's how you do in the action. If you don't do anything regarding combat then I don't really see a point in the compition, as long as the job gets done. There are civilians and people in other branches that could kick my ass physically or mentally. I'm not ignorant to that. But my work ethic isn't something I take lightly, if you're better than me you're worked towards it and you deserve to be better. That's how I see it.
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>>684370911
Fair enough you got me there. No ill will towards you guys this has just been my experience.
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>>684358977

why are you raking a puddle?
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>>684371614
I feel you killer. Alright well I'm bored with this now. Goodnight all
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How often does cleaning your weapon involve scraping carbon deposits off of the bolt/inside of the receivers, and how much does that suck?

Also how do you keep the lenses of your optic clean w/o fucking the lenses to kingdom come with sand and shit?
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>>684371736
Probably punishment for doing something stupid.
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>>684369730
Fuck no man, I'd fucking kill myself. I'm at Fort Campbell. Are you in bravo 3-6?
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>>684370911
Also im not to keen on your terminologies. I'm in the Navy, so POG's and Grunts mean nothing to me. Rank wise most of them have been between E-3 to E-5.
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>>684358977
I see high fades and PFC chevrons. How's it feel to know you're gonna be a boot forever?
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Watch out! Sniper!!! 8=====D
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Don't be like OP. Study for the ASVAB if you're serious about enlistment, or you will suffer a similar fate.
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>>684360888
>witnessed
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>>684358977
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>684359622
great response
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>>684360888
mufuggin trips tho
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>>684373621
god that pasta needs to die.
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>>684372623
this

also, how does it feel knowing you will never see combat as a young grunt?
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I'm in the process of joining the army. I've asked this question a million times, but am I fucked based on the scars on my arm? I head to MEPS on Wednesday.

Picture relevant. My arm.
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>>684359135
No actually. The military will not solve your problems.
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>>684359541
Killing is fun though, you cuck.
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Rah to all my little boot ass Devils on here, former 2/8 0331 guns up!
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>>684360436
Not OP, but I'm the kind who enjoys it. btw I don't "feel nothing," I like it. I have to pretend not to be though or they'll kick me out. Military is run by SJW cucks nowadays.
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>>684362612
thats a lot of curly fries.
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>>684374076
No, lie about them and say you fell off of your bike. What mos are you going for?
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>>684358977
how is seniority "established" if combat deployments are a thing of the past?

do your seniors treat UDPs and shit like combat deployments? do they tell UDP war stories? also, what unit and MOS?
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>>684361000
TS-SCI doesn't have anything to do with your grades, it's about your background. They wanna make sure you aren't a criminal, druggie, or soviet spy.

If you've ever had any fun in life, just lie that you haven't, and never tell the truth. If you go back and give yourself up later, they'll fuck you.
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>>684362580

lol. Do you even know what FAST is? It's not the pointy end of the spear, it's a glorified SWAT team that responds to embassy threats and boat hijackings.
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>>684374628

Eh, 15 series or 88M w/ Airborne. I have to avoid clearances because I lied about ADHD and depression in order to get into the military. Otherwise, I'd be going 35F or Navy nuke.

Any suggestions?
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US Army Infantry here, (long time ago).
In my generation, we use to believe that JarHeads were kids who dads use to beat them.

then that boy would cry and cry, and say "one day, I'll show you, I'm gonna join the marines".

are some recruits seem like boys who dads and moms use to beat them in the head all the time?

but those who make it, and get a dd214 honorable, they are okay afterwards, i guess
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>>684360179
The best post.
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>>684374889
88M, kek good luck getting airborne

don't do that shit. go 11B and try for 18 series or you'll always regret being a POG. Engineers and Cav think theyre not POGs, but they are. 68Ws are cool, but even if you're on the line one day you'll be forced into a BSB or hospital or some other shit-land and be a POG.
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Corpsman, just checking in here to remind you to take your Tylenol and put powder on your feet.
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>>684374673
>>684358977

ahh, i read from previous posts that you are FAST, so the deployment thing isn't a thing until you arrive at the fleet.

so as FAST, you'll get 4 years of intense hazing, maybe shitty work ours depending on how well-staffed your unit is, and then go to the fleet with some experience and as a relatively squared away yet belligerent individual, but still treated as a semi-boot/demi-senior by people with equal or less time in service.

Security Forces is notorious for hazing, but even fleetside hazing has decreased substantially over the past few years. is there what you consider, "a lot of hazing?" in Marine Security Forces? How long have you been a Marine?
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>>684374889
Depends on what you want out of it man, personally I hate this shit and can't wait to get out. If you want to do cool guy shit and actually kill people whenever we have another war go with 11b, 13b, 12b or one of the other combat jobs. If you want something actually useful for when you get out then pick something like coms or something. I'm a 14g air defense guy and it's pretty lame
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>>684358977
Hey, I'm currently enlisting in National Guard. After I'm done soaking it up for free college I was thinking of going active duty army or letting my contract finish and enlist in the Marines.

Is it really as hard to switch over as they say?
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>>684375419
change your socks and drink water
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>>684358977
if you haven't done so, join rallypoint.
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>>684358977
native san diegan here
the marines are 70% inbred redneck trash from the shit ass middle southern states
they have turned prime oceanfront real estate into a hick third world slum
i cheer when one of you is killed and would love to see camp pendleton truck bombed
i pray you are killed or maimed by some brave muslim fighter.
your wives girlfriend are nasty whores
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>>684375388
Agreed, but I do enjoy not going to the field and doing hooah army shit constantly.
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>>684375488

Yeah man, I thought about 14-series but then I found out it's neither relevant nor particularly fun. Plus it's AIT is in Oklahoma. I had to live in Oklahoma during my service in AmeriCorps. Fuck that shithole.

Best of luck, though. I hear yall can get to deployed to Germany.
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>>684375488
13B is not fun, and you'll be surrounded by retards. I'm medical and spent two years in an Arty BN and it blew. Their officers are garbage too, like they just barely got active duty instead of reserves.
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>>684360024
Actually, no one likes working with an idiot out in the field. It compromises everyone's lives. The benefits and legal action taken once you disobey an order are what keep people in line.
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>>684374076
tell them the scar came from jumping over a security fence or barbed wire. bike scars dont look like that
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>>684375737
that's why you go out for selection and become a cool guy. You can get 18X in your contract.
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>>684375974

Everyone knows 18X is just a five year infantry contract.
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>>684375821
Yeah it's definitely not exciting. I'm in kentucky right now and Oklahoma was indeed a shithole. The sky was beautiful there though
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>>684375974
Lol, I'm getting out soon no thanks.
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Why risk your life for the worlds shittest country?
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>>684358977
US army is a joke. I hope you end up killing yourself from ptsd faggot
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>>684358977

Why were you too much of a pussy to go Recon?>>684359135
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>>684376365
Well it's a good thing he's not in the army then, isn't it?
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>>684358977
OKAY. HOW DO YOU USE A KNIFE
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>>684376349
>>684376365
better to die on your feet than live on your knees, cucks.
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>>684358977

Why are you a giant welfare queen you faggot.
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>>684358977
>a U.S. infantry Marine
The Young,
The Brave,
The Dead on the Beach.
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>>684376625
Every filthy American should die from a bullet shot from isis
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>>684376899
93765edgy7820me
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If I went to the army would I get a lot of good cock? I am gay and have a military fetish. If I offered my ass would a lot of guys use me? Or would being openly gay be bad there?

Also post dick in uniform?
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>>684376625
>better to die early foolishly than live long not being as fulfilled as you could be
nigger what? i'll take option B
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>>684359544
Tyler?
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>>684377641
Your choice, provided to you by those who serve.
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>>684376899
Aww, the autistic europig has crawled out of his shell and is (anonymously) trying to attack us Americans. How cute.
Filthy fucking 3rd world sperg. You should be nuked like Hiroshima and Nagasaki, except with H-bombs. Worthless little piece of shits. Hope you faggot kill yourselves before the refugees do.
>Pic related is what should happen to Europigea.
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>>684376349
>>684378757
Worthless little obese autistic europigs. America is the #1 country in the world, and you're obviously proving that by how jealous you are that you are citizens of the world's most backwards, shithole of a continent: Europe/
Catch a nuke, you Shitstain-inhabiting subhuman europigs.
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>>684376365
Europig Army is a joke. Along with the country that is worthlessly served. America made a mistake saving you in 2 wars. I would have loved to see europe rot and burn, thankfully it's doing that now.
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>>684358977

What's your opinion of the current Commandant?
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