ITT: we all live in the same house
everyone has slow internet except me and they have no idea why
"God damn it jerry stop jerking it in the shampoo bottle"
>>684350957
hey OP. What will you do as chores around here? Call me anon prime.
No matter how many panties a girl has they always go missing.
>>684350957
fuck. why is there shit on my cucumbers again??
I shit in the shower and push it down the drain using my forehead.
>>684350957
Quit touching the cat Jerry, idc that it's caturday!
dibs on the roof
will you cunts stop leaving the milk out of the fridge.
HELP ME
>>684351682
waffle sto... headbutt?
Why is my wifi so damn slow! Anon prime are you watching the whores again!?
Everyone is Saturday. You know what that means. I'm starting the fire pit up being out your dead hookers. And make sure they're actually dead this time. Im not gonna be the one paying off the cops again
Can I bring my gf over?
>>684351809
YOU GOTTA AMPUTATE IT BRO
>>684352145
Only if you share
>>684351860
>>684352145
Leave your sister alone dammit
I'm ordering Chinese again. What do you guys want
Why's this old lady in the living room?
Look at this goddamned mess! Where the fuck is femanon?
>>684352360
chickin fry rye
>>684352360
You better not be getting it from that "Golden palace" shit. Shit's nasty.
>>684352360
I don't know man, I've never had Chinese, what do you recommend?
Who the fuck left the bat signal on all night!?
>>684352497
But dude the delivery lady is hot
>>684352399
dead..?
>>684352360
chicken fried rice, pork lo mein, fried dumplings, and 4 egg rolls.
gotta go lite, i'm tryin to watch my weight. also I dont have any cash so can you cover me?
Why do my garlic bread loaves keep getting raped?
>>684352778
Ask your genetics to pay your share asshole
>>684352591
Fuck you bobby I do what I want
>>684352869
Wait. Those weren't fleshlights?
>>684352869
They were whispering sweet nothings to me.
>>684352916
Bitch turn that shit off! I'm sick of Batman knocking on the fucking door at 3 in the mother fucking morning
Who the fuck scraped the resin outa my billy
>>684350957
any femanons want to fuck? just let me know, my door is always unlocked
>>684352360
A cheeseburger combo with a large chocolate shake, whipped, not stirred.
Oh shit my food fight DVD finally came in. Who's up for a movie night
Who the fuck put the Hillary for president sign out front?
Where's the cat!
WHO USED ALL THE FUCKIN TP?
>>684352396
That's my gma, not sum old lady. If I find out one u cunts dicked her down again I'm busting skulls
You goys are too loud. Turn the volume down on the TV. It's too hot in here, can someone open a window or something. I also don't appreciate all of the racial slurs constantly being yelled.
>>684353385
Me, you have something to say stink ass?
Pool is closed guys _
>>684353380
I said quit touching the cat, square up nigga!
>>684353401
Fuck off tony, all you ever do is talk shit.
HOLY SHIT, COMMUNISTS ARE TRYING TO STEAL OUR WEALTH!
Anymore mind if I hang this on the front door?
>>684353469
Srsly bro ...
>>684353426
I have a question for you, do you even pay the rent around here?
Also the guy who want sure about what he wanted, just get me a chicken fry rye like the other guy.
>>684353569
Yeah fuck off Tony you fucking city slicker
>>684351742
we needed it for an experiment. Also since it's your milk, you clean it up
YOU FUCKBOYS HAVE ANY ROOM FOR A REAL WOMAN?!
>>684353317
theres literally no girls here
dave has a few spare bodypillows tho
Can we get some chinese tonight?
>>684353569
So u keep fucking her? That's disrespectful and u can at least put the ashes in the urn when ur done, I'm tired of sitting in gma filled with jizz
>>684353658
>>684353569
Hey guys, Tony is just trying to be cool like us, maybe we should give him a chance at d&d night
so, no femanons want to have sex huh?
Someone wanna come over to the bedroom, I'm waiting ;P
>>684353622
HTeres toilet paper right there dumbass
>>684353621
Seems legit, nigger
>>684353765
NO! pizza!
>>684353839
Sorry that's my prop. You know I'm gonna be a star
>>684353933
who has some cheese pizza?
>>684353835
We'll start with this bitch.
>>684353839
yeah but it's on backwards. Ain't no one gonna touch that
>>684353839
That shit doesnt count.
Its that sandpapery type crap that bill keeps stocking up with.
Also he hangs it backwards and i refuse to degrade myself to his level
>>684353783
Always say ur gonna but then I'm the snack bitch, I'm tired of the lies!!
>>684353835
>>684353558
>>684353380
Found the fucking cat!! Joey turned it into an ass toy
>>684352360
i want 27 fortune cookies.
Who da fuck is just putting rolls of tp on the floor instead of back in the roll holder thingy. That shits reverse lazy. Cunts.
>>684350957
I want to renovate the patio
>>684353742
no.
>>684353835
Someone forgot to murder their hooker and I've had to kill the last 3 so it's someone else's turn
>>684354134
do Chinese sell fortune cookies? arent they free
>>684353742
Clean the dishes.
Guys there a anime bitch is giving out free bjs in the closet!
>>684354198
yes
>>684353622
I'm going to the mall, I'll take a dump there
Yo who ate my tuna sandwhich
>>684354122
God Joey I'm tired of pulling the cat off ur dick when it's stuck. Either get a smaller dick or a cat with a bigger asshole
>>684354175
Idiot that's not a patio it's my doom fortress. This is the third time I've told you!
>>684354044
Ohh don't be a bitch. We aren't the rits you now
>>684354246
Ben we no it's u in a mask u printed, I'm not falling for that for the 6th time
>knock knock knock
Hey guys, theres a nigger at the door selling bibles
>>684354331
I did faggot, fucked ur bitch 2
Hekticskidzm8 get rekt
>>684352360
i want dog
>Captcha: Select all images of food
>>684354427
You're fucking disgusting.
>>684354198
Strong word coming from a spider
>>684354484
>drags nigger into house and shuts door<
>>684354484
Sell him some cp or the cat asshole
>>684354484
Get the chloroform, we need more sex slaves
>>684354484
She seems very determined. I might buy one
>gives nigger cp, and cat<
>pushes him out door<
>>684354534
You fucking shit for brains! You knew I fucking jizzed in it because I knew Greg would eat! Retard you ate my jizz tuna sandwhich
Guys be honest, how do I look :3
>>684354654
But a nigger? We already got like 3 and they don't listen for shit. Plus there's to many dudes neway the ratio is way off
>>684354726
wtf u let him go with our cat?
IRL somebody watch this chocolate milk ill be right back.
G-guys, there's a couple guys out there
>>684354769
>stabs genderfluid nigger to death
>>684354769
Dont you have a target bathroom to terrorize?
Who's the fucker that ate all the french fries out of my choco-strawbo milkshake?!
Where is she guys?
>>684354860
I've got it covered.
>>684354860
Is this cuz of the cp and the cat lady boi? I swear officer that cats over 18
>>684354860
oops i shoulda encrypted my cheese pizza
>>684354836
Everybody jerk a off into it, still gets poured out for rituals sake.
>>684354860
tell them a nigger came by selling cp and tell them he went that way
>>684354860
I don't want fruit, I don't want Mormon Jesus, but if you got some Savannah Sunrises and Rah Rah Raisin cookies, count me the fuck in.
>>684354748
Ain't gonna change the fact that I fucked ur bitch m8
>>684350957
Too many dicks in here we need chicks.
>>684354817
The lady boi cat, we got the real cat (squeaky fromme) right here if ppl wud stop FUCKING it
>>684354427
share pizza?
>>684354933
Wuddayur gun do boudit
>>684354860
It because of this nigger >>684354427
guys i've made enough money selling amputated children to buy my own apartment, this is goodbye.
Which nigger put quikcrete in the toilet?
>>684355051
He also left all these dead hookers on our bonfire
I've bought some sausages for our barbecue, can someone fire the grill please?
>>684355234
nooooo ;-; dont go larry
sHIT MY PORN
>>684355063
Dude, disgusting! You know my dog can barely walk right? Why you fuck my little daisy? Are you the reason why she keeps limping?
>>684355234
TAKE ME WITH YOU PLEAse
>>684353588
Don't touch my fucking sheckles you mouth breathing troglodyte.
SHITTERS CLOGGED
i got these sick picks of josh sucking cock with an x ray
>>684355208
I'm going to tell you that you're a stupid nigger. I hid the tater tots underneath the whole thing.
>>684355267
That's not quickcrete that's aunt sharon
Offering up my ass for everyone because I love you all
>>684354701
I don't know, niggers take a lot of responsibility, do you think you can handle it?
>>684355316
share pls I give you milkshake tater tots
>>684355529
Hey Randy, FUCK OFF
>>684352360
I want 40 ketchup packets and some plastic wrap. Thanks pal
>>684355537
Aight hold these drugs but dnt let me dicks touch em, ull fuck the resell value
>>684350957
Looks like a upgraded version of the trailer I grew up in
whoever is trying to make copy pasta stop
>>684355721
....can I have some though?
>>684355651
Fuck u and I shoved ur pepperoni in my ass Ricky!
>>684353344
lel DVD nice dub dubs
Help! The cat boi tryna rape me!
>>684355870
Yea as long as u keep the dicks outta there. But seriously if I'm the only one cooking meth then I'm not sharing
>>684355773
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>684355976
Oh, I thought I told that fucker to stay in the attic with my other abominations!
Get me my belt, I'm gonna discipline a bitch.
STOP LEAVING YOUR CUM JARS IN THE FRIDGE
>>684355976
more/sauce
>>684352360
Suuuh Bruh
Can ya pick up another quarter and some Chinese food
>>684355976
Get the spray bottle, bad mittens BAD! Get the fuck to ur corner; I thought we gave this to the nigger priest, who let it back in?
>>684353742
make me sammish ya bish
i'd probably move out as soon as possible
i don't even want to know what the probablity of a femanon getting raped in there is
>>684356130
My bad will, I told it to go to the corner. Guess it's been pouncing on every1 that walks by
Dinner time
Okay you know what guys fuck Chinese food I'm picking up some pizza, does anyone need something while I'm out?
Ok fuckers, i'm the president of the United states and i can erase you from this world in an instant, i will stay with you people because you are the remains of our glorious nation
>>684356148
No.
>>684350957
BRO! How many times did I tell you to stop jerking off on my bed! GO BACK TO UR CORNER!
>>684356394
As long as u avoid the lady cat boi ur good. Also that black priest won't leave
>>684356394
100% . now tits....or gtfo
>>684356444
but we had baby last night....
>>684356425
Ey, fuck off from my corner! It's where I get my magic. I can't cast shit without it!
>>684356474
Condoms, blow, hookers, sum pseudo and a sprite
>>684356153
She's lying here, just make a photo of her by yourself...
>>684350957
Okay guys im going to cook our meals for the week
i'm thinking
Monday : OPS a fagot
Tuesday : OPS a fagot
Wednesday : OPS a fagot
Thursday : Falafel
Friday : OPS a fagot
>>684356607
Do a trick and it's urs, otherwise ur sharing with the cat thing that lives here
>>684350957
Anybody seen the cat??
>>684356444
I don't eat dark meat
>>684352360
leftovers from yesterday
*poorfaging intensifies*
>>684356825
TERRORIST, call the party v&
>>684350957
God damn it. Who keeps not replacing the toliet paper?!!!?!!!
>>684356901
Cody had it in the basement last.
Sounded like it got pretty rough.
Go ask him.
>>684356227
I think it was Ethan, that gay fuck...
>>684356834
Well, let me ask you this: How did I get the oven to work if we never payed the gas bill?
>>684356901
Lady boi cat or real? Op is fucking both along with some weird animated bunny
Could someone please turn down the thermostat? It's May for Christ's sake and I'm getting awful nightsweats.
You oppressive cis scum I can't stand living in the same roof as everyone. Oh my non specific diety, if OP didn't offer me a room... Check your privilege.
>>684353426
Who opened the owen?
It's not done yet!
Hey guys im bringing a few friends over tonight
they might bring some friends too
>>684352145
Your body pillows already in your room, what are you talking about?
This fucking house smells like ass, shit, dick, fish open the fucking windows
>>684357039
Cody u do this to that cats asshole? That's wat the lady boi is for cmon man
>>684357091
Nigga u still high form last night. U just put a shoebox full of shit and dead mice in the closet and said ur making pizza....
>>684357299
Anon, the sign on our fence says "No Boons Allowed". I'm telling dad.
>>684357247
Room? I think oven is the more appropriate term. But hey, look on the bright side: You get central heating... and heating everywhere else...
Alright Jerry stop fucking coming in my room using my lotion and getting it all stick you son of a bitch,
Hei guys ! let's try and do something useful !
>>684330839
>>684350957
Anyone wanna snuggle with me in bed?
>>684357091
O shit, but how bout sum coke magic?
>>684357113
The fucking house cat!
Ur lady boi is still tied up in the shed.
>>684357295
>>684357472
And out of that, we got a DiGiornos meal for all 57 of us. It's magic. I ain't gotta explain shit.
>>684357638
i have your nudes
be quiet you little shit
>>684357638
UNDERWEEB
>>684357718
Cody keeps fucking it, poor things shit just falls out now. Also I'll have u no the lady boy volunteered by taking the candy
>>684357638
Sure , i didn't know over the years snuggle now means Rape
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYdtayFD_qo
>>684357733
And the gas bill? Give this man a room
>>684357718
...found the cat
RIP
>>684358054
I don't want rape just cuddling pls
>>684358141
Gas bill? We never paid that shit. We just used my fire magic.
>>684358050
I know. Poor cat. Never stood a chance.
He has been found tho RIP
Fuck you Cody. Cat raping fuck
>>684358221
>>684357638
sure, anon! let's do it
>>684357774
Pls don't Share them
guys!!!!!!!!
>>684358221
Cody u sick fuck u raped it to death! Worst caturday evah.
Fucking get ur dick outta there it's already stop with the rape
>>684358050
That's what you said about those kids. But they didn't seem to share ur story.
....anybody notice alot of kids and traps come to our house for candy then there found dead like 2 weeks later...
Crazy
>>684358759
Lol must be the candy, high sugar diet kills em quick. Pro tip: I call my dick candy
>>684358455
CHECK MY DUBS
>>684358455
Checked and recked me pls
>>684358759
They say what I tell them to. Also ain't u ever heard of the rape game? It's fun
>>684358929
Maybe we should get a puppy. Kids likes puppys.
Plus Cody raped the fuckig cat to death
>>684358458
what if i do so
>>684359351
I agree, they always freak out over the cat boi not being a real cat. God and then I show em a cat on codys dick and it all goes downhill
>>684359356
I'll kill you
>>684359351
I told that cat not to hot on Cody like a million times
>>684359744
balls in your court lewd poster, death or glory
>>684358962
Who invited the dude from American psycho?!?!
>>684359744
ill take that chance
>>684360327
O shit this nigga came thru!
>>684360327
ill just wait over here until the murder happens
>>684360620
that file name
also guys why is cody now fucking the dead cats organs? he fucking ripped them out and is now fucking them
>>684360620
Bring the meth? Murder and meth the two things go together
>>684360327
you dont scare me little cat
>>684359139
ahh, boss. you want the sexy times?
>sex
>>684360784
ill bring the meth
and heroin
and the prostitutes
and dead Indian horsemongerers
>>684360765
Guard ur assholes! Also does Cody even live here? Do any of us even no this nigga?
>>684361002
he lives in the basements basement, none of us do and can we kill him?
>>684350957
>Moves the fuck out.
>>684361121
YOU CAN TRY TO KILL ME BUT I HAVE A MACHINE GUN AND A TANK AND I WILL ANALLY RAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH
>>684360986
>dead indian horsemongerers
wat
>>684360986
>>684361121
U had me at heroin anon!
Yea turn on the batsignal, he'll do it. I'm tired of codys shit and his cat raping ways. Plus I can't do laundry with his spooky ass in the basement
>hey dudes come over here and watch this cool VHS tape I made where I forced my sister to have sex with me
i ordered 10 pizza pies for you fuckers
with extra anchovies
SHITTER'S FULL!!!11!!!1!!1!!!!!
>commits suicide via mustard gas in the basement
>>684361623
batsignal turned on
also we dont have a washing machine
or running water
how are you doing laundry?
>>684361773
sorry i had to hide a dead body
>>684360965
I hope ur Dick is small I'm a cat/dog so i has small hole
>>684361777
checked
>>684361843
was it >>684361777
dead body
>>684361332
Fuck u Cody! Batman will bring ur cat raping ass to just!>>684361782
Shit I knew this acid was dank but goddam
>>684361843
I'm not dead yet!
>>684362147
wait a minute you WERE USING PISS
SON OF A BITCH WE WORE THOSE
Dude mom's gonna be home any second. What the fuck is your guy's issue. This is why mom loves me and none of you.
>>684362318
U shuda known when the whites turned yellow, wtf u think that just happens? Also I think the tide stick was just a turd