Please state the nature of the---you know what? Fuck it. Star Trek thread.
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>>684342858
what is that ? troi ? sauce ?
>>684343299
>
>>684343434
Troi, yes. Don't know the sauce.
Enterprise - F. Frontier class with quantum slipstream drive.
>>684343702
ok is this just NG or can anybody play?
>>684344172
Anyone can play....
>>684344541
>>684344274
>no emotion means no motive for violence
>we must fight to the death of they will kill us both
The writing in Star Trek is shit. It always has been and always will be, no matter how many times it's reinvented or rebooted.
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>>684344689
Spock would have loved Minecraft.
>>684344600
-Abraham Lincoln
>>684344780
Okay, why don't you go on ahead back to Wars?
>>684344172
awesome, thanks for the map
>>684343299
well, to be fair he did nothing wrong.
Winn on the other hand....
>>684345168
I liked that episode
Name some other GOOD ONES
>>684344980
>Geordi...
>>684344780
come on, not all eps were written shitty
but most of them were for sure...
It was mostly the cast that made any of them watchable
I'm just gonna dump some cool pics
still waiting for a Section 31 series...
>>684345010
This is my new fap roulette gif
>>684345597
I'm flattered!
>>684344891
Because Star Wars is even worse. Especially since it had a classic premise for an epic story:
>there exists a just and righteous nation
>an evil conspiracy culminates in a coup, destroying the good government and all it stands for, and replacing it with an evil totalitarian regime
>a small band of rebels, loyal to the old republic, begin their mission to restore their nation
It's classic. It has the makings of an epic. Then fucking George Lucas took a massive autistic shit all over it.
Truth be told, I prefer Star Trek to Star Wars. But both really are shit. Maybe I've just been watching too much Voyager lately.
Let's make sure History never forgets the name Enterprise
>>684345716
>I've been watching too much Voyager lately
You can never watch 'too much' Voyager.
>>684345350
how about this one
If you can find a rare photo of Jimmy Doohan's missing finger, post it.
Post pics
keep it positive
ignore the fucking trolls
repeat
Pictures: Rikers' shit eating grin
>>684345957
When I haven't watched Voyager for a sufficient long time, I always think it's shit.
Then, when I rewatch....there are gems like the ECH episode or the one with Kurtwood Smith.
The main problem was the subpar technobabble mostly...and the anticlimactic final episode ("we made it" "oh ok...cool")
This election: Vote Will Riker: He'll kick your ass!
Vote Riker: He'll grab some boobs!
>>684346470
Vote Riker: He won't put up with idiots!
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>>684346585
You're good, but you're not Chakotay-good.
Vote Riker: He'll make Andriods laugh so hard they'll piss themselves!
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>>684346762
> ha coochie moya
> I pray to my ancestors on this day
> for my continued awesomeness
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>>684346571
please post more like this
>>684346839
Vote Riker: He's a well known Pussy Hound!
>>684345957
Voyager is as bad if not worse than the original series. The entirety of Voyager is as bad as the first season of TNG. The character design is bad and the writing is shit.
>we're stuck in a black hole, looking at a time-delayed reflection of ourselves
>wait how did we see ourselves in the black hole before we got there? Doesn't that make no sense?
>no, fuck you, temporal mechanics because I said so
I mean, they literally just pointed out how bad the writing is and came up with a "because I said so" excuse. Voyager is shit, fuck you. You have bad taste.
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>>684345363
You have to go back.
https://youtu.be/lVIGhYMwRgs
>>684346762
Did that character do anything note worthy through the series?
I can't remember a single memorable thing about him.
>>684347035
Sure, Riker is not as Flashy as Picard.....
>>684347148
> Leah Brahms
> boner
seriously, one of the most attractive actresses to be part of TNG
>>684347068
Well hey, that's like, your opinion, man....
>>684347220
https://youtu.be/pxR-jwSjWv4
>>684347148
>Back to where? Starfleet Academy?
>What are you talking about, Geordi?
>>684347236
> ah coochie moya
> I pray today to my ancestors
> to enlarge my tatooed ancestor
> may he find his way home into Janeway's wormhole
>>684347365
https://youtu.be/x0mw2X7S3kE
Sure, Troi still has some emotional baggage to deal with.....
> even she'll vote Riker!
>>684347236
He did a lot of things...namely saving the crew when they were all forced to fall asleep and live in a 'dream state' where they believed the ship was being taken over by aliens in the Waking World. And some other things...mostly things that dealt with death (like when he helped Neelix deal with death).
>>684347068
>tfw they would have gotten home so much sooner had Janeway got off her moral high horse.
Seriously how many times in the series did she pass up a shortcut home for them?
>>684347510
Riker: Not afraid to make the BIG decisions....
>>684347510
Troy was the weakest link along with Wesley on TNG
>>684347574
Ah thanks anon. It's not even that I disliked the character it's just he was always so calm and laid back it's hard to remember episodes about him
>>684347236
pretty much any time an "im an indian" anecdote or philosophy was needed he would jump up and down and yell and scream about how much he was an indian
>>684347673
> Picard shot first
> never forget
>>684347797
I'm IMPERVIOUS to SHIT Flinging HATERS like you!
>>684347940
Ohhh My!
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>>684347811
>
I'd like to have naughty Alien sex with Nana Visitor in a big ol' bowl of Space Trix!
>>684348129
Pic #2 looks like The Rock
>>684348013
>What? What do you mean?
>host of Reading Rainbow my sexy Brazilan ass.
>>684348158
Yeah, we can tag-team da poosi. You think she'd be up for a spit-roast?
Meanwhile, SirPatStew is cashing the residual checks and chillin' like a Boss
>>684342600
Give this a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lvG0jm0B5Y
>>684348475
Not until you 'give this a watch'
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>>684347255
>>684347077
>>684344600
>>684343299
>>684342600
>>684348475
>3:41
When did prince come back to life?
Meanwhile, some Starfleet crank gets off on eating toys
Clear the decks! Spock's got a Space Boner!
>You are now aware that someone will make a quality Star Trek total conversion mod for Stellaris
Ashley Judd has the best space pussy in the quadrant
Speaking of space pussy.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5wNL29kdek
> MMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGHH
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>>684349351
You seem to be wrong.
>>684349351
Eugh, no....
Didn't like her or those man-hands.
I'll take 'Space Pussy' for TWO THOUSAND please, Alex....
>>684343702
MOAR~~~~~~~~~~
>>684349485
Space Pussy for FIVE THOUSAND please, Alex....Daily Double!
>>684343434
death wish 3 idk
>>684349272
>>684349434
you both seem wrong
The Category is Space Lizards.....
>>684349351
yes
Meanwhile, in Canada....
OG Space Pussy....
>>684349632
Rule 69 of Ferengi Acqusition clearly states that Ezri Dax is the hottest piece of ass in space so there's that.
>>684349880
Try to keep it together, Spock....
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>>684349485
>>684349351
Here's some space pussy...
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>>684349906
Sure about that?
You know what they say:
Once you go Tholian, you NEVER go back!
>>684350002
I'd gold press that latnium
>>684349906
clearly you are not familiar with the Rules of Aquisition
You want a REAL mind fry?
THIS is Batgirl. It's the EXACT SAME ACTRESS
>>684350212
Stand the FUCK down Spidey. I MEAN IT
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>>684350292
>>684350212
Calm down Deadpool
>>684347673
which episode is this?
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>>684350284
By the Rules of 4Chan, EVIL SPOCK trumps Spidey, and YOU KNOW IT
Now STAND DOWN that shit
>>684348158
me too.
>>684350520
Even Hilarious Kirk knows this
>>684347072
Huh I never realised just how small Voyager was before.
>>684350505
Fuck, even Q on a bad day trumps Spidey
Best Captain
tfw my favourite ship constantly gets screwed over
>>684350918
ok, I gotta give this one points. He was a super fucking badass. They had no right to judge him
>>684350676
It's barely a ship, that's why the whole series pisses me off, like that small bucket could survive all the shit in Delta Quadrant.
It does look sexy, but come on, if a ship od Voyager's size and class could survive all that in Delta then Enterprise is an undestructable dreadnought of doom
>>684351015
He did what he had to do for what was left of his to crew to not only survive, but get home. Had Janeway not fucked that up, they'd have been home years before her.
>>684349351
meWOW!!
>>684350949
Yeah? How about the Yamato? That fucker was just like the Enterprise and STILL got BLOWED UP! Hahahaha
>>684350949
Miranda is the best cannon fodder class
>>684351142
Agreed. He made the hard decisions, Let's DUMP RIKER AND VOTE for him! Yay!
vader is best star trek character
I'd like to slip Troi out of her Space Cowboy leather pants
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>>684351288
your spidey posts are pic related
Enterprise to enterprise, over? Shut up for a minute!
>>684351354
Sorry, that honor belongs to spiderman
>>684351367
Pure Warp 10 cancer
>>684351277
I'd have gladly served under Captain Ransom. He is pretty much the embodiment of what I would have done in both his and Janeway's place.
T'Pol has a nice space booty
>>684350484
first season. "conspiracy"
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>>684351367
Yeah and my dubs don't lie
>>684351549
What's the name of Ransom's ship again? and the episode?
Don't you see...the trial never ends
>>684351736
Equinox. Equinox I and II.
Jesus Christ you're ugly!
>>684342600
Fuck you, Mr. Woolsey.
Also what the fuck is up with Starfleet Admirals? They all either are highly incompetent or controlled by an alien influence or a founder infiltrator. Why can't Starfleet get its shit together with its fleet officers?
>>684351654
>hurr durr I need to derail threads using highly original spidey memes
>I am totally not a complete faggot
>>684351871
That was a season finale, right? Really good episode.
My favorite was The Year in Hell 1 & 2
>>684352028
>Why can't Starfleet get its shit together with its fleet officers?
Just like real-life/current higher-ups in the military.
>>684351994
We can't do an SG-1 Thread. As much as I'd like to, I don't have enough jpegs!
>>684351871
> there is coffee in that nebula
>>684351736
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/USS_Equinox
Shit was small and less capable than an Intrepid class (looking at you Voyager) and yet still managed to get through most of the Delta Quadrant.
>>684352303
Indeed?
Let me put this question to you:
Which is worse, This.....
>>684352437
Or this?
>>684352159
Just watched the "Year of Hell" duo a couple of days ago. Voyager got FUCKED UP; it was looking like my dick when I'm having a psoriasis/eczema outbreak. Best part was when the bridge got blown half to Hell, and Janeway was looking directly at the time-ship from behind a containment field....right before she rammed it.
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>>684350292
She died last year. Bummer.
>>684352319
>Better destroy my own ship
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>>684352514
> more web tomfoolery at....
> original
I rest my case
>>684350520
>By the Rules of 4Chan, EVIL SPOCK trumps Spidey, and YOU KNOW IT
>Now STAND DOWN that shit
TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKE
>>684352484
Yeah, I use the metaphor of being stranded on a gravel planet for what's happening IRL right now to me.
>>684352642
You were TOLD to STAND DOWN
> fucking summer fags
>>684352710
Plus, you've got to hand it to ol' Katheryn for dealing with such stressful situations. Ship hijacked and taken light-years away by hostile Kazon? Just remain calm, I have someone working on it...and they come through.
>>684352642
security to the bridge
set phasers to kill
>>684352848
The only command a bitch knows is 'sit'.
>>684347901
Nigga they had already invaded several key federation members and attacked Riker. Lethal force authorized, even by pussy ass Federation standards.
>>684350002
This is my fetish
>>684352989
what was the deal with the Kazon anyways?
Why did they even have ships and warp?
>>684353093
> riker shot second
hay guise
http://instasync.com/r/idonteven
Come watch TNG with me.
Meanwhile in NYC this Saturday night....
>>684353137
Delta Quadrant's Klingons.
>>684352642
SUMMER FAG CONFIRMED
Spiderman posts are from retarded,shithole licking, fat, disgusting, neckbeard'in,fedora wearin, hover handin' FAGGOTS
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>>684350520
I miss the days when you knew who was a bad guy by the goatee beard.
>>684353137
I think the story goes they stole it all from the Trabe.
>>684353353
Woah, good metaphor. I'll have to soak on that one...
>>684345991
Superb episode
How did the doctor end up on Atlantis, why is Trip a wraith and when did Kayley go from an engineer on serenity to being a Doctor in the Pegasus Galaxy? I am so confused.
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>>684353432
While you're soaking, think of me....
>>684353417
Fucking ROGER THAT, man.
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>>684353533
NOW you're talking! ROUGH Klingon SEX!
>>684353418
ah ok, that would make sense.
I always thought it was weird for this tribal species to be even remotely a threat to the Voyager crew
>>684353625
>>684353605
>>684353625
Actually, kinda tired. Going to go lie down in my quarters.
>>684353625
Klingon sex is the BDSM sex of the galaxy
pic unrel, I just had it ready to go
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>>684345957
Yes you can. Voyager had the worst captain, and each episode suffered heavily from reset madness. Status quo was always maintained by the end of the episode.
That fucking devolved slug fucking episode made me stupider for watching it.
Guess who mutha fuckas!
Dan, Dan Gleeballs! HAHAHAHAHA
Long live JAMBI
>>684344274
What about Amok time??????
Image limit reached! Good Show, OP!
>>684353466
how much of your life have you devoted to making these little captioned spiderman cartoons?
YEAH BITCH, my previous insult stands
FUCK YOU MR SPIDER MAN
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>>684353999
WTF do you want from me? I didn't make the fucking jpeg!
>>684353999
> trips indicate Amok time
>>684353906
>worst captain
You're...you're kidding, right? I mean yeah, "Threshold" was a...questionable episode, but that was in like Season 1. Still a lot of 'pony acting' and experimental work back then. Things got better after Season 1, and REALLY improved in Season 4.
>worst captain
No one else would have been able to do what she did.
>>684354100
welcome
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>>>684354224
>>684354224
NEW THREAD
>>684354231
*sigh*
nice 54321
>>684343299
Dukat did nothing wrong
>>684344780
TNG actually tried. They had decent science advisers and usually stayed internally consistent. Voyager just said fuck it, we'll do it live.
>>684350292
Speaking of green chicks Florence Marley was in a cheapo space flick called "Queen of Blood" that showed on Comet recently. She also wrote a tune called Spaceboy that kind of sounds Star Trekkish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBv_-BhpnIA
Image limit couldn't post pic
>>684350918
What series which episode?
444
>>684353917
did somebody say wish??
>>684355365
Voyager.
I think the episode is called "Equinox".