walk out to porchsee thiswat doalso fucking caturday general
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>walk out to porch
>see this
>wat do
also fucking caturday general
hug, then kick the fuck out of my house, :D
Feed it, take it in, and never give it back to the owner
holy shit it's haggis, eat it
must be an irish cat, looks like a potato
pet, and fat shame. it's not like it'll really give a fuck.
>>684337211
<:D
>>684337368
Probably I'll do the same
My cat
>>684336668
Pet and love forever? Duh
My catto
1/50
>>684339809
>>684339502
adorable/10
>>684339661
The left one, looks like my cat
>>684336668
Walk 360 and turn away
Perfect?
>>684340358
Kek
>>684336668
>Hebrew file name
Hug and kiss it, you silly jewjewbe!
my old kitty. she died before she was a year old due to kidney failure. this is her when i first got her. why is life so cruel sometimes /b/?
>>684340808
Greentext death story
Moarrrr
>>684340566
Not really but it's cute.
>>684341129
>get kitty
>super lively, super friendly
>have her spayed
>unusually large scar on side
>ever since then she grew sicker and sicker
>doesnt move
>doesnt eat
>she gets put down
>>684336668
Give it a pamphlet on diabeetus.
>>684336668
Take the cat in...put it on a diet...make an exercise for him to help him take off some of that weight and make him a healthy kitty again...son of a bitch who got him that fat should have his asshole sewed closed and be feed 12 hours a day for 2 weeks solid
>>684341841
>not really
>>684342188
fuck off fat pets are the best pets. they just chill with you and eat all day, then you give them heart medication
postan
>>684341897
FUck this killed my mood. Drunk browsing bee is bad for your mood, I swear.
Is Caturday, comrades!
can I get that gif of the monorail cat?
>>684336668
You could make that loaf of bread with whiskers so famous, in turn making you famous.
>>684342824
it's not a life to be human
The light on his face is kind of fucked because I tried to sharpen and clarify the image and it made it look fucked. But the picture was blurry because he was going savage.
My cat, Bruce Jenner.
windows tilting my pictures like a retard.
>>684343223
Why is this deleted?
My girlfriend got a cat today. We went to the shelter and she adopted 2, but one of them has to stay there til he's neutered. One girl one boy, girl was already spayed so she got to take her home today. Get to pick up the boy on Friday. Names we decided on are Layla for the girl, and Brochacho for the boy. Layla is 2, Brochacho is 4. Layla has a clipped ear because she was found in a feral colony. I have 2 picks of her. I'll have pics of Brochacho next caturday. Here's Layla.
my kitty. sadly passed away 2 weeks ago. She was 14 but I wish I could have had 14 more years with her. :(
>>684343580
Another of Bruce Jenner.
>>684336668
oh shit i have a porch
>>684344004
I like that rug in the background. Badass
rate my kitti
>>684344027
Thats sad ):
>>684343721
Those are some vibrant eyes. Me likey.
>>684344192
>>684344040
Great name.
>>684344218
she was the best.
>>684344355
Moar Bruce Jenner.
>>684344154
It's a tapestry, it was like 35 bucks online on some hippy tapestry website. Fits that wall so perfectly, she has a color changing LED light strip packing taped to the ceiling with a remote, shit's badass dude.
>>684343898
Since this is /b/, my guess would be that someone showed a type of pussy that isn't in keeping with Caturday traditions. Just a guess though on my part.
>>684344566
What's that fucker doin up there??
Also, check'd.
>>684345100
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>684336668
>kick it
>film it
>post webm on /b/
>/b/ gowz aypshiet becuz catz
>/b/ sees address number on mailbox across street on webm
>/b/ sees street name post on far corner of webm
>/b/ google maps, dox meh
>/b/ posts on local police Facebook, my Facebook, sends 1,000 pizza to my house, posts to PETA, displays name, address, phone number for all to see
Nevermind. I don't hertz kittehz
>>684340025
these cats among with their ten other clan of cat live outside of my bldg, they always like hanging out in the lobby when theyre bored :)
>>684345100
>>684344192
8/10
-2 for asymmetry
>>684344192
10/cat yo
>>684346026
hehe I quite love his imperfections
>>684345169
We keep him out of the bathroom because the tub drains slow and he likes to drink soapy water and then throw up soap suds.
Whenever the bathroom door opens he runs in like a kid in an amusement park and jumps all over the place. He scaled the shower curtain and made it to the top.
>>684346364
and here's my baby at 3 months. dirty little bastard
>>684345720
Look :D
>>684346662
and i almost had quads. dammit
>off by 2
It would probably make a good photoshop edit for memes, but another picture or Bruce Jenner making a fucked face.
>>684346506
That's funny. Quirky cat is quirky.
>>684346594
Looks more like a dick pic.
>>684347385
nope. THIS is a dick pic
>>684347528
Look at the reflection on the window glass moron.
>>684336668
offer it liposuction.
>>684340277
YEEESSS.
>>684336668
DIE YOU FUCKING SHIT. NO ONE LOVES YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU! YOU LITTLE CUM WHORE OF A BITCH. I HOPE YOU GET GUNNED DOWN IN THE STEET LIKE THE DEGENERATE YOU ARE - love Alex
>>684337368
This
>>684336668
make him a bed, and feed him before he gets mad
>>684352658
*scratches thee*
My cat
>>684352929
is it a female?
>>684352838
holy hell, thats a cute kitteh
>>684336668
Higher resolution fagget!
I did not ask for diabolic cats sent from hell.
no cat, but i do have a pet crab
>>684353268
Nice titty, I-ii mean Kitty.
>>684341828
Top Kek
>>684336668
dammit you op. your a motherfucker.
First off, you post this shit on my off day. I like cats to. I happen to Catterday like and im stoned to fuck and you post this shit. I'm fuckin worked up. this shit reminds of fat fuckin women that push their shit about men being sexist and all that shit cause we don't find rhinos attractive. I ain't got no fuckin problem with weight. yhou send me a fuckin model of some hot bitch with the dinsity of high and i'm down with it. it aint the fuckin weight, its the fuckin presentation.
bad form op....bad fucking form.
>>684336668
Watch trouble with tribbles episode of star track
>>684336668
worry about the brain controlling parasite it sheds everywhere it touches
>>684355422
>internet full of cat
>>684355522
>>684355422
the fuck???
>>684336668
back the fuck up,she's gonna blow
>>684355522
>М.f.w. І gот тне fеет аnd саме аnуwау
>>684339921
kek
>>684336668
LIFT IT!
>>684348916
Best thing ive seen on b
take inside and pet
eventually get cute sparkly collar for it :3c
>>684339972
>>684340358
story / origin?
>>684355699
Ah fuck, I can't stop laughing...
>>684336668
>236x177
>>684357808
ÐAT IS NOT A KAT!
meow
>>684358293
True dat but that cat is rolled up like a pill bug.
>>684336668
hug it
still waiting for their story
>>684340808
I love tabbies! So sorry for your loss /b/ro.
>>684336668
буха́нка.jpg
>>684342824
I fucking love cats, adorable fuzzy things. If I didn't before, I certainly would love them now.
![cate – [heavy breathing].png](https://i.imgur.com/lrxLLsq.png "cate – [heavy breathing]")
