Waifu Claiming Thread
>claim waifu/husbando
>one claim per anon
>post pics and discuss things
>lewdness and rp to a minimum please
>the rest of the rules
Thanks for the thread, Karen!
>>684318913
We all do Mugi, we all do
>hugs
>>684319208
kagami claimed!!!!
>megumins the best cutie ever!!!!
claim how is everyone with the exception of one
Anybody get the new Doom? It's alright. Only beat two levels so far before I had to go to work.
will stop lurking and occasionally replying once finished with my anime
Sanya Claimed
>Fubuki claimed
>>684318843
Doing fine and you? :)
>>684319333
ARE
>>684319175
Just bringing death, right?
olivia claimed
>>684318663
>>684319208
My race starts in 10 hours and 10 minutes, and I'll be back home probably after another hour or hour and a half.
>>684318706
>>684319294
Juro por Dios que la serie se me hizo casi imposible de terminar. Tenía cero ganas de seguir viéndola después del episodio 14
>No Ruri
>No party
Menos mal que Manami salvó el final. Grande Manami.
>>684319287
Here's me I missed the limit oop
----------------------------
WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MUH FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CITAY
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
HE SAID
LISTEN HERE U LITTLE SHIT
>>684319273
I can say that for almoust every game community
>>684319434
How was the sauna?
Best waifu m8
Milinda claim.
Tenryuu claimed
>>684318663
Hah, thanks, I'm really happy with her tbh, I was lucky. Eh, for the most part, she likes getting slapped and biting (nips and hips), but I don't know if you could say those are quirks. Also somewhat into cosplay foreplaying
>>684318821
Nope, I don't. We weren't really friends, rather, just acquaintances. She then left my school and I would seldom see her in one of our friend's b'day. Eventually we saw each other in a party and that's how it all started
>>684318843
I'm doing fine! Doing homework and studying though ;w;
>tightly hugs back
>>684319070
Because I can't say something since someone else doesn't agree with / likes it, just like a feminazi. Plus you're trying to tell other people to ignore me.
However... I do get you. Hate me, then
>>684319333
MUST
>>684319560
syndra i need your help
>>684319309
Prrrrriiiinnnnnzzzzzzzzz
>hugs
>>684319294
You're late.
>>684319504
TO SEE A BLACK PARADE!!!!!
>>684319687
NOT
>>684319353
I'm good, how are you?
>>684319451
I'm doing great!
>tighter hugs
>>684319504
Hey Froggo!
>love hugs
How are you, qt?
>>684319578
Hey Tenryuu! How are you?
>>684319675
Ah, it'll be over soon I bet! Focus more on that, we're not going anywhere
>more hugs
>>684319718
Sachiiiiiii~
>tight hugs
How are you qt?
>>684319560
Sauna was nice, very nice indeed. Tried to play some Cs:go but my computer overheated. It's annoying to try and play with a laptop
>>684319675
i dont disagree with you i just hate you you are happy and im not simple as that
>>684319353
Fine. Guessing that one doesn't happen to have bushy brows does she?
>>684319384
Hello yui
>>684319387
I don't have the new doom. If only Barry was here
>>684319451
Hello fubuki
>>684319570
Mirai was here about 2 threads ago
>>684318843
Doing fine since my dogs aren't scared of the lightining/thunder now
You huggles?
>>684318913
One day mugi
>>684319107
On a good day I wish that was me. How are you on your pull ups? Most I did was 13 dead hanging
>>684319273
Got any vidya?
I need to stop getting distracted so much.
>>684319908
im cool gf guy made me upset with his happiness
>>684319675
Ok, whew, thought you might have actually had that kind of relationship and then I was going to have to start hating you too /s
>>684319484
Make sure to get sleep! Seriously.
>>684319908
This is a very nice image
Megumin claimed~
>Just downed 3 classes of wine edition
>>684319991
no i think those are her eyelashes
Koneko claimed
>>684319560
most other gaming communities don't have cunts that ddos you for having a different opinion to them
>>684320241
I hate having to pick the stems out of third-class wine
>kud
>>684319991
13???? shit....i can do like 6 really good ones, then i have to use my legs to them..
>>684320241
megumin!!!! welcome back!!!! how was dinner??
>>684319309
budubudbubdubu
>>684319675
uh not those kind of quirks
like sneezing a lot or pronouncing certain words in a certain way
but yeah good to know lol
>>684319578
orignal?
welcome fuhrer
>>684319645
kyoubro
>>684319570
the glasses girl was looking for you a bit ago
>>684319504
>test giver that failed everyone
lame. very lame. at least it wasn't your gf's fault
remind me what was your plan for moving again?
>>684319484
I'll be waiting for you, dude. I should be awake by then.
Leave them in the dust. You're the best.
>>684319991
Heh, I had a storm too. It wasn't too bad though.
>>684320136
What!? How can you be mad when someone else is happy?
>>684320137
Heh, thanks <3
>>684320241
Megumiiin~
>explosive hugs
>>684319714
No.
>>684319948
Good to hear.
I was going to play some too, but my net is even worse here and i get 200 ping on average.
>>684320321
Does that really happen?
Back Ako claimed.
What I miss?
>>684320241
loosie goosie
>>684319908
Lovey dovey Prinzy~
Im absolutely amazing <3
>>684319741
das racist
>>684320582
um what why would someones happiness make me happy?
>>684320574
Hi Karen, here's your daily dose of nightmares.
>>684320666
Welcome back.
I thought the answers last time were funny so; any business ideas guys?
Doesn't have to work or be legal
>open a resturant called "touchdown"
>exits are labeled as end zones
>your meals is free if you can make it to the endzone
>waiters are NFL quarter backs ready to tackle your punk ass into the ground
One of you guys can be the announcer announcing the tackles
>>684320137
>Make sure to get sleep!
I know I need it, but I doubt I can get any sleep tonight.
>>684320574
If you are not awake, don't worry, I am not THAT poplar.
I'll crush them.
>>684320666
Nothing, Satan. We just missed you.
>>684320361
I hate cheap wine and yet I just downed 3 full glasses of it
>>684320424
Dinner was delicious~ I'm still not full tho
<3
Prinzz~ How are you this time?
>explosive hug
>>684320705
Fuck off kek
>>684319504
wew
>>684319484
The series were pretty dead by the final episodes, but Manami really did went from 'Typical useless second/third choice' to 'unlikable salty loser'.
>No Ruri
>No party
At least she's still available?
I'm just being delusional here.
>>684319734
I missed the first captcha, don't blame. me.
Maybe you're too good, who knows.
>>684320963
Forgot to link >>684320582
>>684320574
Moving? We wanna just get outta NY.
We are just in planning, we have savings accts set up and we are transferring money every week or so.
Vermont is the dream though. <3
>Tsuyu
Dio-sama...
>>684320574
>thank you hugs
<3
>>684320666
Welcome back, Satan!
>triple satanic hugs
>>684320741
That's good to hear <3
>cuddles up with
>>684320766
I don't see the problem. It makes me smile when someone else is happy!
>>684320963
I'm great! How are you?
>did we make it to Japan?
>>684320963
rude
>>684319991
Dammit! I was too slow... :/
How are you Shinoa?
>>684320574
Mirai was looking for me? Damn I missed him... :/
How are you Karen?
>>684320741
lol!!!! but what if its a black because everybody's painted black???
>>684320963
awwwwww that's good!!, well ill give you some almonds if you still want them!!! <3
mine <3
>>684320586
Yes, some of the server owners think they are big because they can copy your IP from the server logs and put it in some shitty $5 booter.
>>684320741
>das racist
Love those guys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzCukmO4fhg
>>684320944
I know it's tough, I know you're going to be nervous, but even if you're not that tired, make sure to try to lie down. You'll be more rested even if you don't sleep. We're here for ya.
>>684320963
Don't drink too much of that shit or you'll be puking red. My roommates Freshman year loved box wine, so I know exactly what you're talking about.
>>684319908
nah, I can study and reply at the same time. I should focus however, but I think you guys are more important
>moremore hugs
>>684319969
>>684320136
>>684320766
Look, I getcha, but being mad over what someone said over the internet is dumb. I never said my life is just bare happiness, I'm actually burdened with stress due to university, and I'm on edge since I know I have to study harder. There's no need to be upset, you don't know the flip side of the coin. Plus whether I'm happy or not shouldn't make you upset nor happy
>>684320582
I don't really get it either
>>684320137
Actually just spoke to her about it and, apparently, we were close, just that the distance over the years broke that. That being said, I do have really bad memory... don't hate me please.
>>684320574
Aahhh, damn lol, sorry, english is still my second language. She tends to blush a lot, but otherwise nothing strange
>>684320990
I was in another thread and didn't really pay attention either.
>>684321147
thats scary. but i appreciate the hugs
>>684320305
Know who I'm talking about right?
>>684320424
I hit 20 or 18 if I use legs
>>684320582
I'm glad its over. My doggos were terrified
>>684320666
Nothing satan
>>684320905
That's going to need a waiver. I'm down for it!
>>684321230
It's okay. Mirai will come back. I'm doing good. You?
>>684319208
Dibs.
>>684321439
I'm just bitter about the osananajimi thing because I had a friend growing up that was a lot like what you've described. Super close and shit but we drifted apart after going to different schools until high school. We never got together though and I've always kicked myself since she is LITERALLY the girl next door to me.
>>684321147
My Prinzy. <3
Love you bb~
How are youuuuu?
>>684321334
TUMBLR HELP ME
claimed
>>684321147
I'm great too~
>There's no army nearby, we made it kek
>>684321187
So was calling me loosie goosie~
>>684321334
I'll be alright, I'll get myself some cookies~
>>684321411
I know. Even if I wanted to drink more, I couldn't because there's no more left
>>684321362
Well that sounds... great.
On the bright side, they lose 5$ for a shitty ddos
>>684320990
Para mí Manami subió puestos por ser la única sincera con ellos. "No es normal" ¡Por fin alguien lo dice!
Aunque el último momento emotivo fue cuando Ruri rompió a llorar y gritar. Brutal.
Y sí, ahora es toda tuya.
>>684321411
Will do. I'll watch a Kevin Hart monologue or something to see if I can relax, he is one of the few people who actually make me laugh.
>>684321777
Sup Tomoko? Nice digits
>>684321715
Best girl.
>>684321439
Heh, Im flattered :)
>Nah, but you should focus more on studying, I wouldnt want to see you fail!
>>684321644
How is it scary?
>>684321656
Yeah, I hate seeing my doggo scared in thunderstorms
>>684321763
Heh, I love ya too Froggo <3
>more hugs
I'm great, now that you're here ;)
>>684321840
That's good to hear!
>good, now what?
>>684321763
That picture is erotic in an uncanny valley way
>>684321439
the way i see it if you have a gf that means nothing but pure bliss as ive tried all my life and failed. im calmer now ill just stop everyone looks at me like im the crazy one when i speak my mind anyway
QOTT:
What u listen 2?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drxmFBf8B-A
>>684319208
So how does this work?
Do I just pick an animu character I like?
>>684321656
wow....i feel like a noodle armed person now lol....but its true so....
>>684321840
ooooo what kinda cookies???
Cigarettes are like candy to me.
>>684321895
That is some nice art.
>>684321715
Whoever that is, she got Dionised.
>>684320666
bully me you satan fuck
>>684320851
why do you bring this creature to life? every time? abomination?
just let it die
>that cute fang tho
>>684321079
oh right that was it lol
sorry I'm stupidly forgetful. I usually forget my point while I'm saying a sentence so I just stop talking randomly kek
actually a funny thing that happened once was I had a shirt that needed to go to the laundry. I couldnt remember if I should put it in the laundry bin or the garbage.
it went in the laundry after a few seconds though.
>>684320944
popular to me, bro
>>684321230
shit huh
I'm all good. did okay on my exams and got another one on the 17th that I'm not prepared for yet
what about you?
>>684321439
keks, what's your first language?
I actually have shitty arabic even though I learned it before english.
In psychology terms english is technically my first language though. at least that's how they define it
also blushing is adorable, lucky guy
>>684321147
thankoo, no rp for me though
I'm only a little gay for hand bro
>>684321122
holy diver
>>684321840
I meant it in a kawaii way
>>684319309
Hey Prinz, sorry I didnt answer you last night, I passed out.
How you doin?
>>684321656
no :(
>>684322129
>You choose a waifu, a waifu chooses you.
>>684321935
Hello ,they were wasted
>>684322115
Nothing, but have a song.
https://youtu.be/B8QLI39r0nk
>>684322346
Fucked that up, it's too late for this shit.
>>684322166
Oh okay! No problem, I won't force ya
>>684322225
Oh hey D.Va! That's okay, I forgive ya
I'm great, how are you?
>>684322034
do you see someone get "the prize" and get happy because they are its creepy like you can read thier mind haha
>>684322129
yeah dude, doesn't even have to be anime
we got a dude that claimed his hand. pick whatever you want and just use it as an avatar.
>>684322110
the E D G E holy shit
>>684322363
which tomo are you? fries bro?
>>684322500
what were you trying to do there?
>>684322155
i loved those candy cigarettes when i was younger
regular cigarettes are bad for you though
>>684322129
You need to pick one you LOVE. If you want, lurk for a thread and observe, you'll pick up on it pretty quick.
>>684321935
Kevin Hart is a damn funny dude. I just don't want you to be up all night worrying because that shit isn't productive in the slightest.
>>684322155
You can quit
>after 5 years I did
>>684322455
I had no idea how much I needed that
>>684319991
Hello Shinoa, how are you doing? :)
>>684322695
I was going to say, you don't chose a waifu, a waifu chooses you...but nooo
>>684322034
What were you up to?
>>good, now what?
I didn't think that far ahead..
>>684322148
Soft cookies~
>just one tho
>>684322216
o-oh... I'm sorry anon, please forgive me...
>
>>684322115
still this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkHFGL1NOfA
>>684322155
Your homework is waiting.
>>684322166
>Slow clap
>>684322034
>I'm great now that you're here ;)
You flatterer you~ <3
>>684322063
sp00ky
>>684322695
lurker
>>684322346
But I want your waifu anon...
>>684322945
Too bad.
>>684322695
edge? i dont remember talking about how i kill people and i dont feel pain lol think people use edge to loosely now a days
>>684322115
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNUW1lRz78E
>>684322363
They weren't. How are you today?
>>684322789
I'll try not to... I'm not used to receiving advice, I'm usually the one giving it kek.
>>684322115
a.pomf.cat/iajvzc.webm
send in the warheads!
>>684322868
those are the best ones lol, why only one though???
>>684322034
poor small dogs ;_;
>>684322148
Lol I don't care what people say about my being thin. Nigga I'mma make it
>>684322310
>cute pic
I'm talking about mugi since you said who's fine with the exception of one since he said he wanna die (hopefully joking)
>>684322826
Fine. Playing some shogun 2. :D You?
>>684322644
I did my best to draw a ball-gag
>>684323028
We could always share her :^)
>>684322868
I-I'll just leave
>>684323190
Nice try, but no.
Can you guys believe this faggot?
>>684322837
time to stop trying, apply the noose. breathe in the memes as you die
>>684322902
>pic
>>684323043
okay maybe I'm misjudging you? where are you from? do you work or are you in college or highschool?
>>684323112
homohomu
>>684323187
not as good as your usual work, dio
tch
>>684322644
I Dont see an issue with it
>>684322868
Arcade, I'm tired
>w.. Want to rent a hotel room?
>>684322902
Heh <3
>cuddles
>>684323185
It makes me sad seeing doggos scared I wish there was a way to make em not scared
>>684323187
thanks dio
>>684323185
hell yeah!!!! that's what im talkin about, being thin is better than being fat anyways kek
>kagami
>>684323330
desudesu
>>684322881
Always nice, always nice.
>>684323078
Love that guy, he makes some good shit.
>I'm not used to receiving advice
No man is an island, Emi
>>684323198
No, we love flat white here!
>>684323105
Wow, this would be really nice music for driving at night, which I do a lot of incidentally. Is it from something else?
>>684321749
Oh, that's unfortunate. Didn't you ever get the chance to speak with her about it? My thing was purely luck based, honestly.
>>684322034
I already failed, so it's alright. Gotta do really well in finals though, but I doubt that'll happen
>but I'll make the effort, just for you
>>684322110
Having a gf doesn't change your life so much that you can't be happy unless you have one. Stop being such a bitch about life and go find something that truly makes you happy. It doesn't have to be a gf.
>>684322166
Spanish, but I like english lots more. I even have passed english exams and gone to England to learn more and get better at it.
Damn right blushing is adorable, I only discovered that when I first saw her blush
>>684322695
ikr, the edge
>>684323153
So much calories and fat in only one cookie..
I wouldn't want to undo all the efforts I made, y'know?
>>684323198
No, please don't leave.. I didn't mean it..
>>684323359
You work there?
>sure, why not? What could happen there anyways?