>>684292980
A person put a fried egg on some type of cloth material and is putting it through what looks to be like a sewing machine. bam explained.

>>684294127
That's an observation, not an explanation.

>>684294529
Accident.

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>>684292980
moar!

>>684294475
this is not a gore thread you sick fuck

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>>684294855

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why are noodles always so explainable?

>>684294356
They're clearly attempting to fix the broken yolk

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>>684294855
That is easy.
Cats feel good on your cock.

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>>684294156
time bandits?

>>684295361
Pussy

>>684295905
>>684294855
>A cat is fine too

>>684295916
/\dem kneecaps/\

>>684295796
italian ghetto

>>684292980
>>684294127
>>684294356
It's probably some kind of ad for the sewing machine, showing how close the needle can get to the yoke without breaking it.

>>684295430
she's obviously a bouncer to an underground martial arts ring

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Seriously, WTF??!!

>>684296143
I just puked while my dick inverted back inside as well as my asshole sealing itself sjhut

>>684296280
It looks like a sea nigger

>>684294855
He wanted some pussy?

>>684296766
>supermodel sex experience

>>684297109
Kek

>>684296900
How?

>>684296578
That about sums up my feelings

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>>684295916
ha!

>>684297022
Hello is this Ant?

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classic

>>684296065
>>684296251
Italian Ghetto

>>684294127
It's to show how gentle the automatic presser foot tension is. Pfaff are high-end machines and shops that sell them will run various demonstrations. Married fag, wife sews.

>>684297109
More like "4chan date night"

>>684294855
This is how you properly measure a cat's height. This one is exactly "balls tall"

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>>684297689
This is the only date most people ever get.

>>684297193
if i remember correctly, they do that to keep alive a limb or in this case, his dick and reatach it later

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>>684297613
>literal copypasta

>>684297312
classic

>>684296900
that actually isnt as retarded as it looks, doctors will do similar stuff if your hand for example gets cut off, they sow it onto your legs/different part of the body so that the body part can receive blood and doesnt die so that it can be later surgically put back on

now this picture I dont know what the fuck is going on but im assuming some shit like that

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Explain this faggots

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>>684298173
black people do cosplay too

>>684294855
its gonna come back for revenge when he's not holding its arms

>>684298173
Stolen toy story

>>684298124
Probably cartel murder

>>684298252
Gondola?

>>684294475
underrated as fuck

>>684298173
Traitional African clothes worn during Black History Month.

>>684294475
what the fuck

>>684298173
That's a family at Disney world. They decided to dress up.

>>684298552
This is what I assume every quinceanera looks like.

>>684295361
Newfag.

>>684298173
WE WUZ TOYZ N SHIT

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>>684296766

>>684298741
Fucking Lel

>>684292980
Here is my theory

>Huevo cosido.

in spanish "cosido" (sewn) and "cocido" (cooked) sound similar.

So, just a bad pun.

>>684298775
doot doot

>>684298775
I never thought a skeleton could have so much meat

>>684294156
This is from a movie called The Holy Mountain. I recommend taking drugs before watching it.

>>684298896
A /b/ rate thread girl tragically passed away and somebody got pics

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>>684297312

>>684298775
Did we ever confirm is that was pussy or panties?

>>684299121
What can't you explain about this picture?

>>684298452
Typical Rammstein concert

>>684298775
she knows what she is doing, that look she gives to the camera afterwards

>>684298775
i wanna fuck her so bad and make it rattle

>>684298775
FFS that bitch has got creeper written all over!!!

>>684298741
Lol

>>684299209
Who the fuck buys Natural Light?

>>684298986
its obviously shooped to the max

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>>684299267

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>>684297966

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>>684299214
I kek'd

>>684296143
>tfw it has more facial hair than me

>>684299202
it's definitely puss

>>684299202
Pussy bro

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>>684296065
Mario and luigi... Working...on...a...CLOOOOGGGG...

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>>684295916

>>684295916
Explanation: DeviantArt.

>>684299566
No clue, but check'd, and it's kinda hot.

>>684299639
el chupacabra

>>684298465
What is this and why do I want to see more?

>>684297431
Shopped

>>684299639
el chupacabra

>>684294638
You and I both know it wasn't an accident

>>684299774
the goat sucker?

>>684299925
yes

>>684299639
obviously running from the law

>>684297535
insanely awesome kayak... easily explained

>>684299336

I don't get it. Is this some kind of chemical toture?

>>684298552
sauce ?

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>>684292980

>>684296900
bananerooo

>>684297613
>>684297922
Youve obviously never heat up pasta in a scanner... rookies

>>684300717
Gross. Skim milk.

>>684299895
Explanation: It's Art.

>>684300808
This isn't the milk you're looking for?

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>>684300661
Why?

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>>684296143

>>684296766
THE BONE ZONE

>>684300571
I remember this dumbass show that everyone hated forever

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>>684301149
insufficient hugs as a kid

>>684301156
You can tell it probably shoots cum too. Clear tube connected

>>684299566
Kek. Brown girls will do anything.

>>684296435
Post of the week, everyone else go home.

>>684298775
name?

>>684301289
Actually delocated was great. This isn't it and you're a limp wristed faggot, mincing through the meadow.

>>684299774
fucking kek

>>684299836
Shh... just enjoy it anon

>>684301447
it's connected to blood you moron

>>684301674
Sex. Obviously.

>>684292980
That's an old demonstration of how the needle of the sewing machine is:
1. pointed
2. getting in and coming out completely on the same straight path
3. also, fast


The yolk won't be able to come out the holes of the needle. Basically, if no thread is used (the thread will tie in the yolk and squeeze it out) no yolk will come out. The fried will be OK.

>>684301764
You're right I'm such a moron. I didn't take 5 minutes to fap to the flesh nachine gun like you smartfriend. I bet you bloodjaculated all over your moms panties again.

>>684298775
whats her name again

>>684301356
top kek

>>684299616
bologna in the style of massimo bottura

>>684295916
my kneecaps irl

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>>684294855
LOOKS LIKE HE'S GETTING THE PUSSY

>>684302556
what... what's underneath oO

>>684298775
Thanks Mr Skeletal

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>>684302701
fuck if I know. orangutan?

>>684297922
Remi Gillard
French prankster
Real funny tho

>>684300661
What's weird about suspension? It's a performance art, like burlesque, or bondage.

>>684302556
Stileproject used to be so good.

>>684301073
I hate you.

>>684296143
There's a 25% chance I know who that is

>>684302102
Not him, but you didn't have to fap, just look for one second. You're just dumb as fuck

>>684298962
>autisms in spanish

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>>684297966
fake

>>684294855
>dickhead

>>684302993
The original answer has been modified.

>>684300225
Some poor family in China built a machine to help ease the pain that guy was having, since they couldnt afford the treatment. I cant remember what he had tho ...

>>684299639
el chupacabra

>>684296065
Thats exactly what using Opera Presto on 2016 feels like.

>>684301562
Except have sex with you lollllllll

>>684298173
a family of blacks, with two loving parents enthusiastically dressing their children and themselves as figures of a family film

Not really a pic but alan's entire youtube channel


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvHa2y-pKD8

>>684298173
I can't. I have no idea who that grown man is or what he's doing there

>>684299286
It's not, that's all real dude.

>>684302198
why am I enjoying this?