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HELP ME /b ! These keep showing up between sack and asshole!
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HELP ME /b ! These keep showing up between sack and asshole! Am I /kill !?
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doctor here, you're a dead man walking
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Dude wtf? Go to a fucking doctor... Post results..
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>>684269336

You've got bacteria in your taint m8
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See a doc asap.

Anything black on the body is a sign of danger
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>>684269581

This. If it spreads, you might start stealing bikes.
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>>684269581
Kek...
>anything black on the body is a sign of danger...
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Op here.. They usually burst on their own and puss n blood leak out. Then they go away. /kill soon I'm guess
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>>684269336
Doctor here, went to school for eight years. You honestly might as well kill yourself now OP.
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Nursefag here.

When did these start showing up? Is there any puss in them? If so, what was the color? What kind of smell did it have?
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have you fucked with black guys recently?
dats aids
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>>684269336
3rd yr med student here. its stage 4 caseous necrosis, you probably have either TB or syphilis. did u do a blood test or lumbar puncture yet?
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>>684269336
No bueno op.
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Pop it open and taste it. If it's sweet it's cancer.
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>>684270193
LOL nice try. 6/10
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No smell. White puss with blood. Sometimes big as marbles
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>>684269336
POP THEM U FAGGOT!
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>>684270375
Hospital or doctor now like right the fuck now. You don't want to let infections in this area to spread.
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>>684270533

And in what area do you want infections to spread?
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>>684269336
It could be a blocked Pilodonal Sinus. A hole compacted of hair, just go to the doctor and have it removed. Its not dangerous but uncomfy
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i would use vinegar on it, it kills bacteria
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>>684270661
Uhh the b'anus?
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>>684270375
>>684269336

Nursefag here again. Okay. You seem like you are dark skinned. If this is true, then it is just a case of pimples caused by increased bacteria in the area. If the puss is white and has no odor, it is not infected.

Treatment: I would clean the area 2x a day with soap and warm water. Do not scrub the shit out of it. Pat dry. If it starts to hurt or get worse, see a doctor about possible infection.

Keep the area clean after symptoms subside to prevent bacteria from colonizing and causing more pimples.
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>>684269336
HAHAHA OP HAS THE BLACK FUCKING PLAGUE
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>>684270661
You don't want them to. But a limb is a much better choice
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Have you thought about a will yet? Doctor here. Very important.
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The bubonic plague is still in america.

GG freetards
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Op here... Would they be caused be jacking daily for years? I'm a jack addict. Can't stop
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>>684269396
Bahahahaha
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>>684269336
Try Oxy Clean, it makes it away 100%
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www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=2542
Beep beep I'm not a doctor
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>>684271132
Kill yourself troll
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the balls have eyes!!!
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>>684271132
Nursefag here again.

If you jerk off and don't shower often/daily, the contents of ejaculate can provide a suitable habitat for colonizing bacteria. When you jack off, it increases the sweat formed in the taint region. This combined with trace amounts of ejaculate can help bacteria to colonize.

Jacking off doesn't cause this. Poor hygiene does. if you keep clean, it won't cause any problems.
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Ebola or Niggeritis
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>>684271132
Naw they look like blisters. Maybe your pants are too tight or something is rubbing together wrong. Jack away friend.
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>>684269336
take a syringe and drain those
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>>684271132
POP THEM ALREADY U FUCKING HUGE FAGGOT
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>>684271604
You don't want to introduce ruptured papules to environmental bacteria.
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that looks like ingrown hair to me. go to the doc. the fuck are you still doing on your pc
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imma trow up
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>>684270749
i believe this one cause most likely OP is just some fatass neckbeard that has shitty hygiene
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>>684271132
>>684269336
why they are all in a straight line?
were those bacteria in an army training or what?
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>>684272117
Nursefag here again

The Taint has a natural fold that forms a crevasse that collects moisture and does not often let air in to dry it out. It is a prime location for bacterial growth.
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>>684270749
>black
>the size or marbles
>it's acne
Wat
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>>684270085
>>684270749
>>684270085
>>684271437
>nurse pretending to be a doctor
Go back to wiping asses.
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There is a vein that runs from asshole to nut sack to cock.. They form on that vein . I have a large veiny cock btw. Op here
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>>684272117
They come together to form Orion's Belt
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>>684272456
Nursefag still here.

Throughout my entire career, I've never had to wipe an ass. Today, Nurse's Aides do that. There are perks working in an urban area where hospitals can hire Aides.
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>>684271132
Ingrown hairs/ blisters.
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>>684269336
Stale pasta from yesterday. OP is a fag.
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>>684272270
ur dumb. "Nursefag here" ur gay as hell
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>>684272995
okay
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>>684272663
"nurse fag here" omg that makes me fucking cringe
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No I need Answers! Will post till the bubble bursts and bloody puss runs down my
Inner thigh. I need a girl who likes puss filled growths on Scrotums.. Havnt found 1 yet tho :/ OP here
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i get small ones all over my balls op, don't worry and don't pop them as they will end up getting infected
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>>684273106
I see summer has arrived.
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Nurse cuck here, i've seen this before. The only cure is letting someone else fuck your girlfriend.
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this is what happens when you don't know how to take a shower lmao, typical fedora-wearing, terrible -hygiene, stinky-ass nerd. I bet he brushes his teeth once a day
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>>684273239
Sorry that you make me fucking cringe?
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Those are blood blisters.

Nothing really to worry about but they'll hurt if they pop. Caused by friction and moisture.

You can make them go away using diaper cream regularly for a month or two.
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>>684273239

This is the long summer. Going on 9 years...
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>>684273222
Op here.. Excellent trips ok I will roll thru life with a growth covered Scrot. Rape my way to glory I suppose. Thanks /b ! Will post once they explode.
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lol that nursefag shit makes me cringe also
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>>684269336
you fucking moron 4chan is full of virgin neckbeards not doctors
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no ur not a nurse fag ur a dumb fag
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>>684269698
topkek
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>>684273106
>>684273639
Samefag?
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>>684269698
underrated post
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>>684273525
this
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>>684273515

in other words stand up in between your games of dota to let your fat crotch air out.
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>>684273525
a long summer means an even longer winter
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>>684269336
OP, you better get that shit checked out.

I ignored it and the very next fucking day i became a nigger, it's been 2 days and I already have robbed 10 stores and have 3 bikes


I don't know how long I have before I loose the ability to speak English properly and steal my own phone
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>>684269336
The meme is to say it's cancer, but seriously, that looks like skin cancer. Especially that one on the bottom. I'd get these checked out like the first second you can.
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>>684273754
>>684273106
>>684273639

Why are you guys attacking a guy actually providing help to an OP that asked for it?
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>>684273888
Op here . Trips checkddd. I use a lot of lube when wackin it. Possible cause of large puss filled growths I suppose. Need femanon to pop em for me.
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>>684273995

and winter is coming
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damn i just opened this thread and saw "nursefag" and cringed like fuck
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>>684274032
kek
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>>684274032

now this is the kind of nigger i like!
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>>684273888
kek
>checked
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>>684274318
>>684273639
>>684273106


try harder.
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>>684274175
Because every girl loves giving head to a dick that looks like an elongated raspberry
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>>684274367
"the noble nigger"
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>>684272995
>>684273106
>>684274318


samefag
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>>684274032
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>>684269698
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>>684274405
op here, honestly calling urself nursefag is cringe
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>>684274725
Congrats on trying a bit harder. Not hard enough.

>>684274318
>>684273639
>>684273106
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Op here, honestly posing as the OP to samefag is cringe.
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>>684274863
KEK

That samefag got pwned!
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op here, that wasnt op and that nursefag shit is cringe thread official
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>This thread rn
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>>684274725

The summer is strong in this one. Do i detect a hint of autism?
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OP here, same fag is cringe and nurse fag is cringe. So fucking cringe both of you.
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>>684269336
Looks like mrsa
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>>684275074
are u pissed ? im sorry i know that u call urself 'nursefag' lol wow i cringed rn saying it
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>>684275184
ya well atleast i dont got black cysts on my asshole and scrotum u gross cunt
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Nurse fag here, I've diagnosed you all with autism!
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Real goddamn OP here.. Let all focus in my boil covered scrot
For a minute.. No1 has ever had these before? They itch
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>>684275341
calling urself nursefag is autism as shit
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Thanks for trying to help another human, nursefag. Ignore the mad faggots and keep doing your job.
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>>684275237
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>>684274032
Nigger gtfo
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>>684275450

Nurse fag here, I'm with OP, we both think you're autistic.
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>>684275026
Op here, that wasn't op saying that wasn't op and I have a high respects for nurses and scrotum health.
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>>684275450
'nursefag here'
>trying to fit in
>calls herself nursefag when she just googles his problem
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>>684270085
>>684275525
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>>684275525

OMg, did you just say nursefag? that's so autistic and cringy as fuck, omg I can't believe you said that
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>>684275614
rofl the nursefag just samefagged
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Where are you registered at? I'm also an RN. Hard for me to believe that you havn't cleaned ass.
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>>684269336
made me zozzle.
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>>684275341
Tits or GTFO
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>>684275636

actual op here. That wasn't op saying that wasn't op saying that wasn't op and I think nurses are fags
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>>684274032
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>>684269336
go to a fucking hospital god damn your balls looks like a spider what the fuck bro
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>>684275727
Did you just say "Nursefag"?
>Sick
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>>684275769

Omg did you just say samefag? That's so fucking cringy.
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>>684275778
I'm an RN in a private hospital in Manhattan. I know it is rare. I'm on a cardiac unit, not med/surg
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>>684274032
i love you, you made my day
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>>684275913
Omg calling other people cringe.... fucking normie
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>>684272995
shut up
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>>684275828
Real op here. Anything the OP says cannot be trusted. Nurses are OK, samefagging is too. I like my bubbles on my ball sack actually, while I wait in line at Wendy's I like to pop them like bubble wrap.
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>>684270085
>puss
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>>684275956
Thats cool man. Nothing wrong with med/surg RNs. Its the best place to build a foundation. Hell i went from tele, to step down, to float ICU , but now i choose to be on a ortho / surgical unit.

Don't be one of those RN's that makes the NA's hate you. NA's deal with enough bullshit everyday. All part of the same team man.
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the real op is here not the other fake op, when i read her say 'nursefag' in attempt to 'fit in', i cringed and the black cysts popped
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>>684275590
>>>/out/

newfags are on a roll today kek
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>>684276253
Cool man. I didn't mean to put down NAs. I was just stating the facts of my experience. On my floor, the patients don't usually have many accidents so the NAs don't even get to deal incontinence very much. NAs and Techs are Godsends.
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>>684274110
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Nursefag here. Sounds like everyone here will die at some point in the future. Thank you.
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>>684276481
anon.
It's summer.
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>>684274032
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>>684269336
I have had those beneth my belly, they are caused when you wear a tight clothing that grinds against your skin (in my case it was a belt squeeting my waist line)... stop wearing tigh clothes and you should keep the pubic zone clean
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>>684276802
omg the cringe
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>>684269698
This fuckin guy
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>>684274032
Beat it nigger, White's only.
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>>684269336
Who held the camera?
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kind of look like skin cancer, no homo.
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>>684277646
ur mom
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>>684277559
hey fuck you nigger
that nigger's a cool guy and doesnt afraid of niggers like you
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>>684269698
unexpected/10
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>>684277559
nah fam, this nigger's alright with me.
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>>684274187
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>>684274187
fuck you
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>>684270085
Any puss OP?
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>>684274725
you are a new level of new
lemme tell you bout the secrets of 4chin
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EEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>684274032
Top Kek mate
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>>684273106
Welcome newfriend. now kindly fuck off.
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>>684273106
Fuck off back to tumbler newfag
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>>684269336
actually looks cancerous, wtf is that hair tho
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