>>684264587
How many Jews can you fit in an SUV.

5, two in the front 3 in the back and zero in the ashtray because the holocaust never happened.

wuts the deal with niggr people? theyr not black and their not people!

>>684264889
thats not a joke.

>>684264587
bump

>>684265238
Ur a troll

>>684264587
Why was the Ethopian baby crying?

It's going through a mid-life crisis.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?
They put flowers on their grave.

>>684264587
i wish there were more mosquito nets in africa
it would stop all those mosquitos from dying needlessly from aids

- What do you do with a nigger once you're done with him?
- Dig out the shit of him and use as a wet suit
- What do you do when you're done with the wet suit?
- Fill it with shit and use as a nigger

How do you make a rave in Uganda?
Glue some toast to the ceiling.

How long does it take a black woman to take a dump
>9 months

>>684264587

Q: what do you call an educated nigger?
A: why the fuck you callin' niggers, you dumbass whitey?

How long does it take a black women to push out a turd?

9 months.

What did the pastor say at the deff guy's funeral who got crushed?

At least the lord didn't let him hear it coming.

>>684270256
Are you Ned Holness??

What's the worst part about eating vegetables?

Those damn wheelchairs.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin

What's blue and comes in brownies?
>cub scouts

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Why are blacks especially afraid of chainsaws?

When you start up a chainsaw, it goes RRRRUUUUNNNNN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGAAAAAaaaaa.....

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty five year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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How do you get a homosexual man to sleep with a woman?

Shit in her cunt.

whats 6 inches long, red, and makes my girlfriend cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

>>684270824
Why do black people call white people honkeys?
Because that's the last thing they hear before we run over them.

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>>684264587
Q: What do you call a flying yew?
A: Smoke

>>684271057
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
Decalfinated.

>>684264587
What do you do when you see a nigger flopping on the ground? Stop laughing and reload

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>>684271296

>>684271209
What's grey and comes in quarts?
An elephant.

>>684271368
Your reaction made me laugh

>>684264587
What do you call a black man in a suit?
Guilty.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.

What's the difference between a baby and a speed bump?
I slow down for speed bumps.

How do you make a dike climb walls?
Put a crack in the ceiling.

What's the difference between a baby and a water melon?
I don't cum on watermelons before I eat them.

Q:A nigger and a spic are on the building, they both junp, who hits the ground first?

A:It doesn't matter anyways

>>684264587
What is 1ft long and makes women scream in the morning?
Cot death

Why are all black people fast?
Because the slow ones are in prison.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto?
Father's daym

>>684271559
Eh
>>684264587
What do you call a black orgy
A mudslide

>>684271368
What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle?
Beef Strokenoff.

>>684264587
Why don't black people like cruises? Because they fell for that trick once already

>>684264806

That's fucking hilarious :D

Do you know what it's like to have sex with a girl with a yeast infection?
Well, have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

>>684264587
What is this: white on top, black on bottom?
Society.

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>>684271589

>>684266737

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Neither have they.

What's the whitest thing a nigger has? His master.

>>684270505

>deff

>>684264587
What does a jewish pedophile say to lure kids?
"Hey kid, you want to buy some candy?"

>>684266737
Kek'd

>>684273621
Ahahahahaha

>>684271998
fuckin' hilarious !!!!!!!!!!

Here's a joke.

women's rights

What do you call 5 black people having sex?

A threesome

>>684273277
Cot death is when babies suffocate themselves in their cots (baby beds with the bars)

>>684274450
Here's an offensive joke

feminism

>>684264587
How do you get a faggot to fuck a woman?

Fill her cunt with shit.

>>684271589
You mean SIDS, right?

how do you fit 4 faggots in a stool?

turn the stool upside down

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>Be me
>Grade 11 history (French Immersion, am Canadian)
>inb4moosefuckingfaggot
>Teacher is Tumblr-tier feminist
>Nary is there a day where the patriarchy does not oppress the Western middle-class woman
>One day talking about social rights movements in the States
>Feminist movement, surprise surprise
>Taking notes
>French has two "noun genders," masculine and feminin
>inb4 apache attack helicopter
>Feminism is a masculine gender word
>You don't understand why?
>Neither does classmate
>"Why is feminism a masculine noun when it's about women?"
>Toolongtoexplainjustgowithit.gif
>Feminist teacher obliges him
>"I don't know"
>"That makes no sense," kid says. "I don't understand."
>"You know what I don't understand, male-pig student?"
>"What?"
>"Why table is a feminine word." (Une table)
>Other classmate leans in and whispers
>"Why, is it because a table can support itself?"
>mfw

>>684275767
Moose fucking faggot!

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>>684269765

why was the feminist picnic cancelled?
because nobody made sandwiches

What's the difference between a dead nigger in the road and a dead dog in the road?

There's skid marks in front of the dog.

>>684270505
>deff
Retard.

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>>684271844

What's the difference between black people and cancer?

Cancer's got Jobs

>>684269165
Kek

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?
>The elevator can support a family.

What's big, black, and smelly?
The unemployment line

A nigger, a mexican, a redneck are in a car, who is driving?


the cops

Where do niggers go when they die?
>KFC in the sky

when is Michael Jackson's bedtime?

when the big hand touches the little hand

How do you make a nigger disappear?
>turn out the lights

>>684264587
They should put up more mosquito nets in Africa, saving millions of mosquitoes who die from AIDS every year.

What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms?

>nigger, nigger, nigger

How do you get 4 fags on a bar stool?


>turn it upside down

>>684278027
kek

>>684274540
Really? A three fifths compromise joke?

what would martin luther king be if he was white?

alive

why cant orphans play baseball?

they dont know where home is

>>684274540
Smartest, funniest joke here. If you don't get it, read a history book nigger.

I can tell if I'm going to have sex with a girl by the type of shoes she wears

>for instance, if she's wearing sneakers, then she'll probably outrun me.

>>684279915
*tips fedora*

Pretty sure everyone on the internet has heard a similar joke, m'lady.

>>684264587
What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?

The bucket

>>684265238
It's not a joke , it's the truth.

>>684264587
How do you know that black woman is pregnant?
When she removes her tampon the cotton is picked out of it.

>>684264587
What's black and white and red all over?

A race war.

>>684275767
damn anon

>>684276497
kek'd hard

>>684264587
What's the worst part about 6 niggers driving off a cliff?

The car couldn't hold 7.

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World's fastest record for reading was broken on 9/11 and still holding strong, 5 stories per second.

>>684266737
Heh.

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>>684275767
Tables at work

why did the black kid cry when he had diarrhea?

he thought he was melting

>>684270775
>Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
>
>They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin

I thought that was Kentucky.

why are there no black people in the jetsons?

because its a good future

There's strength in numbers

....tell that to the jews

whats the hardest part of having a dead baby?
my erection

What happens to a Jew with an erection when he walks into a wall?

He breaks his nose

What do a car with navigation and a nigger with cancer have in common?

It's not standard, but hope it will be.

what s the only positive thing about black people?

HIV

why do jews have big noses?

because air is free

-have you ever had ethiopian food?
>Neither have they.

a guy and his girlfriend are arguing. the girlfriend says "I think we need to break up." and the boyfriend is like "Why???" and she says "cuz youre a pedophile." and the boyfriends like "WOW! Thats such a big word for a 6 year old"
-what has 4 black legs and 2 white legs?
>gang rape.
-how do we know noah (noahs ark from the bible) wasnt black?
>no black dude could go 40 days without eating the chickens
-whats the best way to put a baby in a blender?
>feet first so you can watch it scream.
-whats the best thing about twenty three year olds?
>theres 20 of them ;)

What's white on top and black on the bottom?

>society

>>684280564
ROFL told my girlfriend that one.

what is the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken

Q: How many faggots does it take to faggot a faggot in faggot?

A: Faggot

WHat do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick.

What's the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.

What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree?
A gorilla shit in his face.

What do you call a nigger hanging from a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager

Why do niggers cry during sex?
The mace.

How does a nigress know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton has been picked off.

Why did the niglet have a bigger dick than the rest of his first grade class?
Because he's 35 years old.

>>684282838
thought of another one

theres a black guy in my family tree. hes probrably still hanging there.

>>684271559
Neither hit the ground because of the noose

>>684283130

Q: How many faggots does it take to faggot a faggot in faggot?

A: OP

>>684274540
only funny joke so far

>>684272182
Oh boy

>>684283220
>How does a nigress know when she's pregnant?

She puts a KFC drumstick in her vag and if there's a bite she's pregnant.

How do you get a baby in a jar?
>a blender
How do you get it out?
>tortilla chips

who invented the copper wire?

2 jews fighting over a penny

>>684273277
Sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS)