>>684199437
A firend used to send me weird shit is asked him where he found them

I came from Something Awful in 2006, and yes, I regret it. Fuck this place.

>>684199437
Buddies showed me funny pictures on here 10 years ago.

I learn a lot here, and have had some good arguments. There's been a benefit or two.

But mostly it distracts me, takes away from my productive life, and when I get lethargic it keeps me down longer.

Overall I regret it.

gamefaqs LUE

>>684199437
>hey dude, I found this edgy website with a bunch of crazy shit
>neat, ill go check that out
years of wasted time

>>684199437
Hacker, Hoaxer, Whistleblower, Spy: The Many Faces of Anonymous by Gabriella Coleman

I heard it was full of mentally stunted, emotionally underdeveloped manchildren who like to call people faggots. sounded cool.

>>684199437
I legit don't remember how I found out about 4chan. Probably some shitty memes or something.

I googled roblox tities and got this

>>684199437
I came from totse. When it shut down I had to find other retards to talk to.

Seen greentext pics on the internet then found this website

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>>684199437
<watched a documentary called "leigun is expect"

<bought myself a 4chan hacker man mask

<been hacking facebook ever since

<still can't figure out this orange text thing though.

Another forum. This place was referenced as something like "the scourge of the internet" and "the source of all things unholy in the galaxy".

Sounded like fun.

>>684199437
I was an imgurite, and people kept posting greentexts and news stories and whatnot. I figured, hey, it looks like these people think like me

Some friends from college would come here and show me weird shit.

I first came here in 2007 and hated the format so I didn't come back until a year later. Been here ever since. Regret every minute of it.

>>684200853
Same.

>>684199437

Friend wouldn't shut up about it. I was underage b8, came on, and left five minutes later.

Came back again about a year and a bit ago because I was bored, sick of the people in my exchange program, and wanted to bicker about Railgun. Remembered the site roughly, and then some horrendous member off /lit/ IRL dragged me in.

Maybe I'm too new, but I regret nothing.

>>684199437
So I was hanging out with my friend Sophie (Turner, from Game of Thrones), and we occasionally go back to my house to smoke weed and fuck. She's sucking my dick while I'm playing Call of Duty, pretty typical, when she says "mmf mnfm fmnfn". I say "what?". She takes my dick out of her mouth and says "4chan. you should go there". I'm like "sure whatever", and she keeps going. Later we're fucking on my couch, I'm still playing Call of Duty. She stops suddenly and says "I'll do anal with you if you check out 4chan". So I'm like "Bitch, finish what you started". So we keep having sex. Later I'm like "Ok, time for that anal" and she's all "No, 4chan first". So I'm like fuck it, I'll try out this "4chan" shit. Go on /b/. Its alright. I see a pic of this girl getting fucked by a horse, and I'm all "Sophie, blow me while I look at this shit" so she's like "Ok". Later I get bored and I'm like "Ok now for the anal". So we're about to do anal but there's no lube. I'm like "fuck the lube cunt bend over" and she's like "Ok". so we do anal. That's it.

>>684199437
Roomy showed me
I don't regret it because I mostly just lurk.

I forget how i heard about 4chan.. I just remember always coming here when i was at my friends house because i couldnt use the computer at my house.. This was like 05 06.. It sucked then and it sucks now.. But i keep fucking coming back

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All of you fucks make me sick, ruining our anonymity in threads with this stupid bullshit. Since when did anyone ever give a rat's ass about who's been here longer or actually came before who. The thing you guys forget is to keep the site unaware. That's why it's cancerous nowadays. No one wanted to be a spaz and shit post, they wanted to wait and lurk for those who did that shit. Now everyone does that shit. I can't stand it. These threads are fucked, same with the Desu ones. Just a big fuck fest of seniority. Kill me please, end this shithole of a website already. All of those "oldfags" that you see aren't here anymore because of those reasons. People grow up and leave. Sites get old too, just like anything else. Better importunities arrive, it's all there is. Like cells being cycled away from your skin; new life fading 15th^ generation of waste.

>>684201399
You still go over there?

>>684200044
this

I was just looking for a certain set of pictures, reverse image search, it's been posted on this site several times, gave it a look and never left. Im stuck here.

some asian nerd guy in my dorm was giving me an ice cream and left a note saying "I got you a present, but I eated it" or some shit,this was in 2008. then I heard him say something edgy/exasperated about "4 chan" and I googled it and yes if I could turn back the clock I would. for the first 6 yrs or so, I kept a kind of mental barrier, then all of a sudden I realized I felt a belonging. I still hate it and have tried to quit several times but for all of the constant shit and unimaginative rehashing there are moments of utterly inspiring hilarity (perhaps only for me) and something about it seems essential to understanding the world and I fear that it's become indespensible even if I leave forever I will still be thinking "if I could just browse 4chan without getting totally high and jacking it to despicable shit non-stop I could totally become whole again and enhance my theory of everything" and it's probably all vanity and illusion. so I owe it my ongoing depression and nights awake binging and cumeing and the whole limited mediocre college experience but also something really off the wall and

One of my super autistic good friends thought I used to browse cuz I was more autistic than him, so eventually he showed me and I was hooked, that was 3 years ago now, I regret everything

>>684199437
2010, was on class with muh nigga, we where intriged by the bad reputation... whatch the first post (prob ylyl) and we both laughted in the middle of class like shittards .. it was a good day

>>684201855
I hope this is pasta you faggot

Came from a site called flipnote hatena back in 2009 and it made me realise I've been visiting this shithole for 7 years

See risque photo set of girl draping herself with NES and lightgun. Why does she have /b/ (or was it /v/?) written on her? Don't even remember what year that was.

been on and off lurking since 2008, realized i wasn't a pussy in 2014 and been actively posting ever since.

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>>684199437
met some batshit crazy Austrian chick on an mmo 9 years ago, wed chat on yahoo and send each other stupid shit, shed send fucked up dicks of devil chicks with dicks.

thought i was stupid as fuck, but kept coming back. dont really regret it, shits was fast fresh and entertaining. now its all repost and faggots

A friend showed me in 2005.

>>684201684
>>684201855
>>684202303
Tl,dr
Any answer longer than 50 words is automatically skipped, because poster is a pathetic fag.

Got here via Funnyjunk 7 yrs ago.

>>684205796
YESIAMAHUGEFAGGOTPELESRAPEMYFACE

had a cool older friend talking about pandastacks. it's been 10 years and i've never saw one pandastack.

>>684199437
My ex talked about it all the fucking time and how I 'was too pure to be tainted by it' so I assumed it was mainly gore, and I like gore so I went on it. He meant porn.

here I am.

>>684206613
sarah?

>>684199437
Pretty recently, actually. I'd thought that green text stories were funny a while back, so I went on here in search of new ones. Too bad I no longer find them funny, nor do I have any faith in the future of humanity.

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>>684204289
Flipnote Hatena was the shit

>>684200233
Did you get the titties

>>684199437
Something awful.com

>>684199437
Everyone said this site was the darkest place of the internet. I checked it out and now love this place.

>>684199697
literally same, i mean i've heard about 4chan before but i never understood how it works (that was like 5,6 years ago)

>>684207206
follow up, in 2004? I think that was when I saw it, it was mainly anime shit back then which is why I find it funny that all these "oldfags" are complaining about 4chan being ruined by anime.

>>684199437
4chan found me

>>684206773
I'm not Sarah but does she like gore, if so what's her number

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I can't even remember how I stumbled into this shit hole back about 2006. It was probably something to do with Ogrish.

Do I regret it?.........every fucking day.

>>684199437
2003, just smoked weed for the first time. Friend showed me a ylyl thread, been hooked ever since.

>>684199437
A friend introduced me to /pol/

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>>684207684

>>684207932
>2003
sure bro

Oldfag here, I came here as soon as I heard about it on something awful.com.

>>684208096
>falling for the bait

>>684199437
Found it in 2004-2005

Yes I do regret it, at the time it was funny. Now it's just pathetic.

>>684207811
can't say if she was into gore specifically, but definitely into horror. and into fucking other guys.

>>684199437
Back in like 2006 when I was but a wee underageb&, I saw people talking shit about /b/ on the jewgrounds forums and decided to come czech it out.

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>>684199437

2009, saw this somewhere

I wanted to know who the fuck boxxy was and why you guys were so obsessed with her.

>>684199437
Friend told me about it back in 2007. Life has never been the same.

/b/ was written on a lift at work...

Googled it so see what it was...been here ever since

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Oldfag here.

YTMND.com sent me here back in 2005.

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>>684199437
Friend always came over my house freshman year and would be laughing his ass off. I would ask him what was so funny on the computer amd he would always say "nothing". We also watched two guys get there heads cut off in sophomore year on here. Was the first time I saw shit like that in real life. Fucked me up because I was a normie. I changed real fast when I started coming here by myself. I always thought my friend was weird and antisocial but in reality He just knew how the world really worked. I was in some normie dream matrix. Sometimes I wish I could go back to sleep and keep dreaming. I think sometimes he was trying to keep me sleeping in normie land for my own good. He knew this curse amd I embraced it like a fool. God please take the knowledge I have away. Let me go back to sleep. Wake me up from this nightmare

This story makes me want to kill myself.

My friend told me "hey, go make an account on this site you'll like it"
I went on it and couldn't figure out how to make an account and after 30 min I realized you can't. 3 years later, I'm still here.

>>684208096
Not proud of it

>>684199437
I learned about it back in high school. Some dude was looking at a loli thread during lunch and I looked over his shoulder to see what he was doing. I went "Gah, fuck! What the hell is that?!" He told me about it and I swore to myself I'll stay away from 4chan. When I sank into depression and student loan debt during college I came here

>>684208405
Because she's 10/10 if you're still confused

>>684208305
Oh... I'm sorry dude

>>684199437
I learned about 4chan because of the "Hitler did nothing wrong" campaign. I'm a dew drinker and I was excited for the chance to name a new flavor. When I saw that the top choices were "Hitler did nothing wrong" and "gushin grannys" I was angry. My first thought was "what kind of fags would think this is funny." The rest is history. Now........I am one of those fags. /b/ros for life!

>>684199437
Fox News ran an item presenting a Guy Fawkes mask "they are called anonymous"

as a youth in japan wishing to become a professional shrimper like my father i thought that i would improve my skill set in the trade by learning everything from the random board of this site.

Read the shrek greentexts and thought they were the funniest shit I had ever heard, nobody else thought so, so here I am

My high school buddy with whom i used to play wow showed it to me in like 2007. He also said this place used to be much better.
Dont regret it tho, many fucked up people here, just like me

I posted my dick pick on 4chan one time in 2009, Fast forward to now and I am running for office in my town. I'm not to worried about the things I posted being linked to me, but there is that small chance...

>>684199437
I heard from 4chan waaay before I heard from Reddit. The first time I entered was maybe beacuse of movie leaks (?). I really don't remember.

What I remember was that the first time I entered /b/ I saw a picture of Kurt Cobain's corpse. And well here I am. Rolling for trips from time to time.

>>684199697
Same here. I don't regret it; I've had many a good laugh while browsing threads in /b/ and /wsg/

>>684201855
There are plenty of smaller community's on the deepweb that copied 4chan. Alot of oldfags there aswell, maybe its something for you too?

>>684199437
I was originally in for the yaoi board and then a friend recommended b

Sometimes

>>684208924
'This post on 4chan shows what seems to be the grinch in a mask holding a gun.'

>>684200037
Why did you come here from lue, why not just stick to that?

>>684208888
check'd

Asked for the source of a Falco SSBM flash, got linked to an archive

2008 - my irl m8 was a mod on /b/ and couple other sections of 4chan

>>684208777
trips

found it through reddit early 2012 senior year in high school.

first board was /b/, then /int/, then /pol/

>>684209323
Fucking WOW trips, never seen that before a billion times.

>be me late 2005
>friend sends pic link of funny
>ask him where he keeps finding funny
>says dunno just do
>friend honours rules 1and 2
>i copy image link to new http bar
>remove all random lettering till i was left with 4chan.org/b/
>life has been ruined eversince

>>684208777

If you say so.

> be 2005
> fan of maddox
> discover IRC and #maddox
> 4chan links everywhere

>>684208293
Still here huh ?

>>684209817
meet me at pax u fucking camel jocky ill fucking fight ur stupid ass for saying this shit

>>684199437
Came here around, 2007-2008.
I always find myself coming back no matter what because you fags and the only way I get to have a nice chat with anyone that is not a fucking SJW.

My Shriner Uncle told me about it while I was high on pot laced with pcp. It seemed marginally better than beating my aunt to death with a toaster at the time and the rest was history.

Im such an oldfag, I came here from SA

>>684210019

You don't scare me you CANDYASS ROODYPOO

In 2005
I saw a picture - an advertisement banner of some kind
of a black woman looking at the camera with a very serious look
It said
>"Centipedes? In MY vagina?"
>It's more likely than you think!
>FREE PC CHECKUP

I found my way here from that.

Far more disturbing of a story than I thought before typing

>>684199437
Met a Weird weeboo in a highschool engineering class
Always wore a fedora and fingerless gloves I fucking swear it. Made friends with him cause pity, he had a ton of dank memes he collected, asked him how he found them, I've been here for 2 years now, and regret finding this place

>>684199437
used to cruise anonib in mid 2000s and heard about 4chan from there

>>684210508
ITS ON YOU DIRTY CUM SLUT FUCKER I SWEAR TO GOD YOULL BE IN THE GROUND BEFORE YOUR BED TIME LEARN TO GROW UP FUCK RETARD HOPE YOUR MOM DIES WHILE IM DESTROYING YOUR FAT ASS

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>>684210652
Maybe 2007, according to Google

Some retard on a message board was bragging about about being on this board and made it sound bad ass. He pretended like this was some super secret fuckin society and you needed some secret decoder ring and mod god permission to get in and shit. He posted a meme of Pedo Bear so I googled Pedo Bear and lo and behold the first 3 pages directed to nowhere else but right here on /b/.

Do I regret, hell yeah! I'll never be able to pass a polygraph test for law enforcement. The moment they ask me if I've ever seen CP, I'll probably burst out laughing,

>>684211212
Oh, that's only the tip.

We are fundamentally ruined in far more ways

JESSI SLAUGTER

the 4chan board on Reddit
I kinda like it here more
but they are all much nicer

>>684199437
looking for armature transsexuals because i got bored of the pornstars

went through a site called tranchan and somehow ended up here

it was the time when linetrap first came about so i was basically searching for traps even before i knew what the term trap actually meant

Ifunny - Greentext tag.

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>>684199437
Faggot in high school acted like he was so cool because he knew the 'rules of the internet' and went on 4chan found out you guys are pretty fuckin troll i love it

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>>684199437
brothers friend showed me it

yes I regret it because it helped me find my inner trans woman and now I am a tranny freak

>>684212350
>you guys are pretty fucking troll i love it

jesus christ

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I've never been on 4chan, and from the reviews fuck this place and everyone posting!

>>684212062
>armature
amateur

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>>684212381

>>684212731
trap threads

>>684199437
Honestly, can't remember. When I came to /b/ there was 4 boards. it was mid 2005.

23. Underage ban at the time for sure.

>>684199437
Saw videos of it claiming how spooky and edgy it was

>>684212381
do you have nice hormonal titties and a feminine penis?

>>684212787
That's why I posted the reaction pictURE YOU FUCK HEAD

>>684212871
nice hormone boobs but a new feminine vagina

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When I was in grade 9 I was introduced to both Steam and 4chan by a TF2 addict who I also suspect was a massive mlp fag.

Since then I have gone from a meme spouting /b/ tard to a weapons loving /k/ommando to a full on Nazi on /pol/ all in the span of 5 years.

I am now 19 and am on my way to starting my career as an undertaker. 4chan has been a large part of my development as a person honestly. I have learned a lot about life from this shitty place.

>>684199437
A friend of mine told me i might like /b/ if i can look past all the cock traps and loli bullshit

>>684199437
something awful in 2005

if i really regretted it I wouldn't be here 11 years later but hey

I came from a IHE video on why he hates /b/

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>>684199437

>>684199437
I came from funnyjunk

Saw older bro on it