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2016-05-14 01:14:39 Post No. 684184546
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:14:39 Post No. 684184546 [Report]
How fucked are you /b/ros?
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:16:02 Post No.684184694
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:16:02 Post No.684184694 [Report]
Free Wood.

http://stlouis.craigslist.org/zip/5585146439.html
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:16:47 Post No.684184778
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>>684184546
I'm saved!!!
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:17:01 Post No.684184811
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:17:01 Post No.684184811 [Report]
I get a "white shed" then. Great.
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:18:59 Post No.684185034
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:18:59 Post No.684185034 [Report]
a pile of wood. rerolling
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:20:03 Post No.684185160
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:20:03 Post No.684185160 [Report]
Chopped wood.
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:20:48 Post No.684185256
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>>684184546
A microwave. This could be good.
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:22:09 Post No.684185423
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:22:09 Post No.684185423 [Report]
Plastic paper covers...
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:23:25 Post No.684185581
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Chickens, that'll do it
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:23:52 Post No.684185632
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:23:52 Post No.684185632 [Report]
>>684184546
>a chihuahua
could be worse
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:26:21 Post No.684185944
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>>684185581
Fucking chickens..
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:26:49 Post No.684186004
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A frame for a kid's swing set.

I could climb to the top of it and zombies couldn't reach me.

https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/zip/5585167501.html
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:27:01 Post No.684186026
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:27:01 Post No.684186026 [Report]
>>684185581
Yea if there black>>684185632
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:27:40 Post No.684186107
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I can reach other survivors?
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:28:18 Post No.684186195
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Fuck. The cat would be gone before I could even attempt to use it as a weapon.

Princess sure does look cute, tho.
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:28:20 Post No.684186203
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Kek
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:30:25 Post No.684186488
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:30:25 Post No.684186488 [Report]
>>684186203
zombies fucking hate dirt
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:31:19 Post No.684186603
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"Needs cleaned but works fine"
This will do.
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:31:20 Post No.684186607
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Fuck it I'm watching TV
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:31:34 Post No.684186637
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:31:34 Post No.684186637 [Report]
Wood chips...
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:31:37 Post No.684186648
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:31:37 Post No.684186648 [Report]
>>684184546
2 wood pallets.

I guess I would have to get mad strong and dual wield these fucking pallets like great shields in DS
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:32:18 Post No.684186736
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maybe i could hide in the dryer but im prolly fucked
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:36:11 Post No.684187290
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Pneumatic bicycle seat post. Could be worse I guess.
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:37:28 Post No.684187458
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>>684184546
https://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/zip/5585177924.html
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:39:10 Post No.684187687
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zombiez are fucked
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:39:42 Post No.684187751
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>>684187687
woops didn't read the ad
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:40:39 Post No.684187884
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:40:39 Post No.684187884 [Report]
>>684187687
But it's 100 degrees outside...
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:41:20 Post No.684187982
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:41:20 Post No.684187982 [Report]
http://liverpool.craigslist.co.uk/zip/5584083732.html

These guys. Fuck.
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:41:57 Post No.684188064
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im fuuuucked. although i guess i can throw the cat at them and watch them chase it instead. down side is they might catch it. DARWINISM AT IT'S FINEST.
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:41:59 Post No.684188068
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:44:10 Post No.684188339
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:44:10 Post No.684188339 [Report]
Lost keys
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:45:16 Post No.684188489
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>>684184546
I got chinchillas.
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:45:47 Post No.684188568
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I think I'm doing better than most others
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:46:25 Post No.684188631
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>>684184546
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:47:08 Post No.684188704
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:47:08 Post No.684188704 [Report]
Bathroom sink vanity....
Maybe more a shield than weapon
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:47:40 Post No.684188762
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:47:40 Post No.684188762 [Report]
A truckload of lumber
ffs
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:47:41 Post No.684188768
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:47:41 Post No.684188768 [Report]
>>684187290
Haha man we live near each other
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:48:18 Post No.684188852
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/thread
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:48:31 Post No.684188887
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I am good
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:48:53 Post No.684188932
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>>684184546

I can work with this
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:48:54 Post No.684188935
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:48:54 Post No.684188935 [Report]
sandbox sand

fucking sandbox sand...
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:49:21 Post No.684188993
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I'm set
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:49:41 Post No.684189042
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>>684184546
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:49:59 Post No.684189083
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>>684184546
queen mattress and box springs
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:50:01 Post No.684189089
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:50:01 Post No.684189089 [Report]
>>684188887
off by one
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:50:03 Post No.684189091
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:50:03 Post No.684189091 [Report]
>>684184546

I got chickens. I'm going to fashion a cross bow from their bones and sinew.
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:50:23 Post No.684189131
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:50:23 Post No.684189131 [Report]
I can use these to lasso zombies and than use tye extras to tie their limbs and than i can take out their bones and use them as makeshift clubs
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:50:40 Post No.684189169
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:50:40 Post No.684189169 [Report]
>>684185581

Wollongong?
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:50:52 Post No.684189193
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:50:52 Post No.684189193 [Report]
i got free spanish lessions
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:51:07 Post No.684189224
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:51:07 Post No.684189224 [Report]
>>684188068
Not to bad... Some potential there.
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:51:32 Post No.684189268
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>>684184546
Top kek. At least I'll get a final meal out of it before I die.
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:51:35 Post No.684189278
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:51:35 Post No.684189278 [Report]
i might be okay
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:51:48 Post No.684189301
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>>684187290
>>684188568
Initials? Wondering if i know you
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:51:52 Post No.684189307
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:51:52 Post No.684189307 [Report]
http://bloomington.craigslist.org/search/sss?sort=rel&query=free
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:52:31 Post No.684189371
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>>684184546
"12 free cinder blocks"
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:52:37 Post No.684189381
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:52:37 Post No.684189381 [Report]
Concrete...
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:52:54 Post No.684189411
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:52:54 Post No.684189411 [Report]
https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/zip/5584983545.html
What
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:53:23 Post No.684189470
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>>684184694
>>684185034
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>>684188762
So much wood...
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:53:53 Post No.684189523
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>>684189193
¡Dios mío!
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:54:06 Post No.684189544
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:54:06 Post No.684189544 [Report]
>>684184546
3 gallons of used peanut oil
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:54:49 Post No.684189621
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:54:49 Post No.684189621 [Report]
35" magnavox tv
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:55:38 Post No.684189708
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oh....Welp I'm fucked
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:55:53 Post No.684189748
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>>684189621
I want that
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:56:02 Post No.684189765
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>Sadly need to rehome my 3 chickens as I'm moving to a flat without a garden. They are all very good at laying eggs!

JUST
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:56:38 Post No.684189832
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well ok then
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:57:19 Post No.684189938
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If it's just one zombie, I'll be ok
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Anonymous 2016-05-14 01:57:28 Post No.684189958
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