When she mentions mental health, medication, or therapy within the first 5 dates

>>684172060
This!

>she smokes
>her dad wasn't present for at least 15 years of her life
>tattoos
>drugs
>masturbates regularly
>attends any church/place of worship
>doesn't appreciate video games as an art from
>hates collectibles
>wears skinny jeans or low cut tops
>goes out regularly on weekends

the list goes on. im a good looking guy and cant afford to comprimise for women like these

>>684172060
This

>be on second date
>"oh my therapist is finally back in town!"
>me: great?
>yeah i've been seeing him for almost 5 years now

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>>684172203
is this you you little cuck?

>>684173160
what the fuck

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>>684172060
Please explane how this could be a red flag or problem?
I dont understand.

>>684171902
what does that mean?

>>684172474
>"Was he trying to get away from you?"

>>684174065
I'd actually agree if it said within 2 dates. After 3 or 4 dates I expect to start hearing the weird shit.

I get that it's important to mention that stuff, but it shouldn't define you to the point that its one of the first things you tell others about yourself. If it is, you need more going on in your life I guess.

Plus it's just a sign that she's gonna be drama.

>>684171902
She believes in feminism.

The campus kind, not the equality kind.

>>684171902
stay away from girls who are junkies, if there doing weed thats no problem but if they are doing meth or coccaine. you will just be the one she will ask for more money so she can feed her meth addiction. trust me this shit happens

>>684173160
I used to work in the same department as that guy at a zoo, dude was fucked in the head

>>684174350
camslut

>>684174350
poor, likely to do weed and sleep around

i knew some people who lived like that, and their homes were filthy and they had dirty sheets on the walls and ceiling which smelled like weed after a while

>>684175674
Kek, got any funny stories about him?>>684172060
fucking this

>>684171902
>her room/home are unkempt
>she doesnt clean/tidy up

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>>684171902
what about those fucking things that hang over the bed, like a canopy? i went home with a girl and she had one of these..

She uses tumblr on regular bases
She recently got off a relationship
She has gang bang fantasies

>>684171902
>female red flags
she lacks a penis.

> She owns a tiny dog (toy poodle, chihuahua)

Every girl I know that owns one of these dogs is a hyper slut with a personality disorder

>>684172203
You are so full of shit. I do drugs, masturbate, dad's dead, go out regularly and you'd kill to have a chance with me. Loser

>>684176812
Love those things keeps mosquitoes from biting

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>she used to be a man

>>684176812
statutory rapist right here

>>684176812

Mosquito net

>>684177265
Keep dreaming you fucking neck beard

>>684177265
taking things personally?

>>684177265
Narcissism. Another red flag.

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>>684177214
That is too accurate, what the fuck...

>>684177265
Bait harder fag

>>684177265
Tits or GTFO

>her name is Michaelle
They are all sluts and try to convince their friends to be sluts too

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>>684177265
female red flags, not fat hairy faggot flags, take your faggot self elsewhere.

Not just for girls, but anyone who cries.

Unless it's some seriously fucked up shit, they shouldn't cry. Unfortunately this applies to most women, they will cry over way too little shit. This indicates to me they haven't experience any real hardships and will snap under the smallest bit of pressure.

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> she wants to go display homing
> she needs to vacuum (not change) her sheets
> smokes/drugs, parents are druggies or flatmate does drugs. Shit happens all the time
> is a vegetarian/vegan
> member of charity/animal/protest/political/chruch group
> was molested/raped
> self diagnosed anything physical/mental

>>684176812
That just means she doesn't like mozzies. Excused.

>>684177349
Looks like it was made in the dark

>>684177265
I for one would. Non-virgins know that those are EXACTLY the traits of someone you want to bang

>>684176812
yeah fuck mosquigees

>>684177911
you need to open your heart and master your emotions

If she turns her nose up at your hobbies. That will fuck over your happiness in the long run, take it from an old fag.

If she uses snapchat

>>684172203
Why the fuck is masturbation a problem for you? Or skinny jeans and low cut tops? Makes zero sense brah

>>684172203
I didn't know you mormons were even allowed to date. Thought it was church arranged marriages and all that.

>>684178384
Faggot

My wife is an abuse survivor with depression, and she's WAY easier to live with than my ex, who was a SJW before the term was even a thing, and who came from a good family and wanted for nothing.

>>684174065
You're young. You'll figure it out eventually.

>>684177349
>>684177349

sauce?

>>684178384
Crying over everything is not mastering your emotions.

>>684174065
Your using a bad example guy. She is pretty fucking hot thought.

>>684178519
Worse, if she pretends to like them until you're fully invested, then starts making comments about them.
Wtf is wrong with taxidermy anyway

>>684175674
wait srsly?? tell us a story about him anon

Anyone who isn't level-headed and straight forward.

I'm dying alone

>>684178862
Internet women

Single
Stable
Attractive

Pick two

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>>684177349
OH fuck where my bleach at!!!

American

>>684172203
> Vidya as an art form
> Comprimise
> Still expects to get a woman

>>684172060
So fucking true

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>>684178653
>684178653
http://www.mediafire.com/download/fchu3ujh93prc22/%5Bclips4sale.com%5DNerdygirl_peestuff.mp4

>>684179037
Fake. Rats can't vomit

>>684176812 Princess/Bimbo grill scene. Don't see the problem, unless that type is not your bag.

>>684172203
Also, going out on weekends? So having a social life is a red flag? Fuck outta here you redpill neckbeard.

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>has pet birds
>doesn't give head
> tells you she has fuces 27 guys first date
>doesn't drive
> has anxiety

>>684177528
its because they get them for attention. its a fashion statement.

the correct reason to get a dog is for a companion.

>>684175674
Wow what a coincidence. I'm actually the Queen of England.

>>684179211
>>684179211

thank you sir! gentleman and a scholar

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>>684175293
>The campus kind, not the equality kind.
That is the same thing, men and women are NOT equal. Only a shut-in would actually believe they are when looking at how the world is.

I'm all for equal rights but claiming that two things that are completely different is equal is lunacy.

>>684178986
Haha, nice anon

>doesn't cook
>doesn't clean
>wants kids
>wont do anal
>has a bigger penis than you

>>684177742
>They are all sluts and try to convince their friends to be sluts too
You should be glad.
It's the only sort of girl you have a chance with.

>>684176812
hahahahahhaha

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>Spends too much time on her phone
>Has more male friends than female friends
>Hangs out with male friends more often than female friends
>Doesn't get along with other women
>Feels like one of the guys
>Gets into politics
>Has a pulse

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>>684171902
More guy friends than female friends is a big red flag.

Even having one guy friend is dangerous (meaning someone she hangs out with) and might mean she isn't wife material.

This chick I've been talking to IS a red flag.

>>684179917
>Even having one guy friend is dangerous
this..i bail every time.. because as much as they say hes just a friend.. he aint just a friend.

>>684178986
dank 9gag meme fam, mind if I save it?

>>684179555
hahahahahhahahha rekt

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>>684176812
she didn't happen to be 6 years old, did she?

>>684172203
>signs of an abused whore that you do not want as your wife

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>>684179180
i just dropped my friend of 6 yrs (grill)

had depression and stuff but was super nice gave me gifts etc

this is how every conversation went
>me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me
>im depressed
>im having a great week
>im having the worst week
>im doing a lot better

i started to literally hate her and basically told her that. feltgoodman.jpg. see, girls are all attention whores and if they have mental issues it amplifies that even more. one of my best friends was schizo with depression and was the coolest chillest dude (rip love you man). anyways, fuck that cunt.

When she has a vagina instead of a dick

>girl tells me she has only had sex with one guy, her ex
>also had a friend of whom she did anal with
>doesnt count as sex somehow

What the fuck

>>684180059
all it takes is 1 bad day, 1 argument, and she will fuck him

Is sociopathy a warning sign? Like, there aren't and downfalls exception possibly being murdered

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Has a boyfriend and still flirts with you.

>Seriously. I'm a little tired of cucking somebody else's boyfriend. Not cool.

>>684177164
>Fuck off you gay cunt.
Go find gaychan or something.

>>684178822
Taxidermy was a nice touch.

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>says she's into sports
>only knows steph curry
>says she's into anime
>only talks about death note and attack on titan
>says she's into memes
>sends you a pepe
Only in retrospect do I realize just how fine that booty was

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>>684171902

red flags:
>tattoos
>piercings
>drugs
>cigarettes
>nigger
>obesity
>uneducated

most important red flag:
>she wasn't virgin

>>684171902
When she has a lot of exes and doesn't get along with any of them.

>>684172060
100% true, i brushed it off at first but it came back to haunt me, i was so wrong

>>684177265
After reading this post I can say I'm sorry about your dad but you definitely sound like someone I would not 'kill' to have a chance with.

Isnt willing to do bad and questionable things with me.

>>684182031
>"im a gamer"
>only played World of Warcraft
though serioulsy it's probably a good thing. you usually don't want a real gamer girlfriend because she will not behave very girly (no cooking, cleaning etc)

>>684180900
that's not how you greentext

>>684177940
>> she needs to vacuum (not change) her sheets
Uhm wat lol, because she eats in bed or why would she want to vacuum that shit?

>>684175419
Meth, yes. But coke?
Hahahaha

>>684172060

https://youtu.be/7t782y9v1Rk?t=2m59s

how i picture you

>>684183381
anyone who calls themselves a gamer is NEET in my experience

>>684180662
Classic, a shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on

>>684180438
>(rip love you man)
How'd he die? I am schizo with depression and I've done very weird and dangerous shit. Sorry for your loss /b/ro

>>684171902
started talking to this girl who started guilting me about not talking to her within a couple days of knowing her.

>>684183392
Yeah
>Not cool.

>>684177940
>vacumm sheets
lmao

>>684181078
Already on it

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>>684179917
>>684180059
>>684180662
>>684183698
>mfw my current has all guy friends

ok im dating a grill who is really smart and attractive and also a virgin, but she hints at having lots of kids abd shes a member of a church group...how fucked am i or am i fucked at all?

>>684182308
>>tattoos
>>piercings
>>drugs
Love grills like these. The rest tho, agreed

>>684180662
yep. for me one of them saw me laid out with a broken leg and went and cheated with her friends bf .. who was just a friend up till then supposedly. ill admit i was a bit of a bummer because i was depressed.. but who wouldnt be with a broken leg

it only takes one little thing to trigger a woman to be irrational.

women value feelings in the moment over logic.

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>>684177982

>>684184013
You're definitely underage b&

>>684176132
>likely to do weed
Them damn kids always doing the pot

>>684178552
ur a faggot, everyone that isn't self conscience about themselves uses snapchat.

>>684174911
Yeah this. If she doesn't mention in the third or fourth she's hiding it. Then again many of you are underage fags so yeah, if she doesn't bring it up until the seventh or eighth you're okay

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>>684184008
My ex had too, and I didn't mind. She just not got along well with most woman. We were together for 10 years, and happy. Then we had a hard time for some time, nothing real bad tho. But she started messaging and talking more to one or two of her friends, and she liked her phone more than usual (like usually she hates phones, she didn't even have a smartphone or anything).

So I got worried. Things went on like that until I eventually did something I've never done, which was going through her texts. And clearly, she was fucking him. Damn, I loved that grill to death. Good luck /b/uddy

>>684176812
>things that hang over the bed
>like a canopy
exactly like a canopy
bcoz it is a canopy, you retard

>>684184013
she told you she's a virgin
you definitely haven't hit it yet
why you doing this to yourself

>>684171902
>uses drugs(i'm fine with molly and weed, shrooms and maybe some acid, really it's only bad if its meth, heroin or coke)
>likes video games(like xbox and shit not week as casual games)
>claims to have been raped but never reported it to officials.

>>684175293
Fucking this. I don't know why I thought me being a disgruntled vet would be able to date feminist sjw.

Great body and really horny a lot though. I kinda miss the sex

>>684184352
snapchat.. lol like it isnt some plot made by the devil himself to make people who lack attention get what they want

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>tfw post-op mtf
>tfw no red flags
>tfw consistently trick dates

>>684172203
>art from
>from
Art from the fags that never grew up.

>Also FORM
Fucking illiterate. Lay down the controller.

>>684184459
Lol you tard Christians boast about that in America. It's a thing of pride

>>684184432
More things than that cover beds numbnuts. Hence why he presented the larger group first and used a comma

>>684179303
I think they meant like, to shitty clubs, rapey settings etc, i doubt he means regularly goes out and has a nice dinner

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>>684171902
>when she mentions her religion more than 3 times within 2 weeks without even being questioned about it.

be prepared to either fake your faith or convince her to fuck you as soon as possible so you can disappear off the face of the earth.