>>684165097
Take ur cock out and start fapping....kik?

>>684165097
set the couch on fire and leave

>>684165097
join in, fuck ur friend in the ass, thatll teach him.

Nice hidden cuck thread faggot an hero.

Delicious copypasta

Film it and DELIVER OP

take pics of them doing it, post with timestamps

>>684165396
This.

>>684165097

You shouldn't jack off, wait until he leaves and fuck her while she describes everything she did with him.

That's what I do.

>>684165097
kill yourself for posting this stale ass copypasta again,,,,

Stale pasta is stale.

Get the things you need, and light the house on fire.

>>684165575
Kik?

Go in and join. I'm serious, show her by making it a threesome.

light a firecracker in their room

>>684165097
saw this copy pasta like 2 years ago

nice try cuck fag

>>684165097
She's not your girlfriend any more

>>684165787
No, I don't even really know what kik is.

you could quit posting pasta

>>684165925
Lol...google it !! Lazy

Murder them Batman.

>>684165097
And since you just happened to have a fitting gif for the situation, you figured "Hey, why not post this funny little story on /b/?"...

3/10

>>684165618
this
/thread

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>>684165097
Call the cops. Press charges. This sort of behavior is punishable by death. Unless you're an infidel who denies Muhammad is the one true prophet of God.

If you had faith in Allah this would never had happened to you.

>>684165097
Seriously OP? Thats what? the 6th time this week?

>>684165443
There are not many of us left it seems

copypasta is stale

Fuck your own ass, display dominance

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>>684165618
I like this copypasta. It's so effective.

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might as well shitpost on /b/.

this is your life now, OP.

>>684166021
I didn't say I was interested in knowing what it is.

Plus my girlfriend and I have sex with enough other guys/girls not really into chatting online. Last weekend had our friend/her bull stay all weekend, they fucked every day, he and I fucked once, and I fucked one of her friends at a party.

>>684165097

Sure she's your GF?

>>684165097
sound like you're having a mossberg moment.

record it on video for later fapping, pack your shit, and just walk out.

>>684166429
Cheers mate !!

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>>684165097
Leave. Never come back. Never talk to either of them again. After a while they'll begin to worry so much about what happened to you that the guilt will literally eat them alive.

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Pics or this is bait OP!

>>684166429
Im a little.jealous..except for fucking dude part....

>>684167140
Well, i mean that part was optional of course. I just like sucking dick.

Sauce on the GIF?

>>684167271
Ive never had that done..but ive heard men suck better than chics...

>>684165097
Put towels under the door. Light on fire leave

>>684166879
Ok, I'll go take some pics. Give me a sec.

>>684165097
What's this chick's full name in the gif?

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>>684165097
Yo pothead bitch...are you sure you walked into your own house?!

>>684167348
That's my girlfriend. I used my phone to record her so that people would believe me.

sit outside their door. make sure you are trying to suck your own dick when they come out

>>684167523
Not really true, i think its just something gay dudes say so people will let them suck their dicks. In my experience girls are better, but I really don't think you can generalize. It just depends on how into it you are and how good you are at paying attention to what other people like. I am really good at it, but the guy I was with this weekend is kinda rubbish. But he is also not that great in bed, just has a huge dick and pounds away. But my girlfriend still likes it on occasion cause he is massive and sometimes she just likes getting thrown around.

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>>684167271
Come on OP! Is this bait? Video it and you'll be able to blackmail her!

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>>684165097
this pasta is of the copied variety.

>>684165575
Oh sweden

>>684165097
I just walked in on my girlfriend making pasta with a close friend of mine in my kitchen.

>>684167977
kek love that meme
>saved

>>684167348
Sure, and her name is?

>>684165097
Kinky. I wouldn't mind walking in to the sight of my wife riding my best friend.

>>684167941
No it's Becky.

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>>684165097
Moider em

Certified stale

>>684165097
it's really important that you accept those feelings that you have now. is there any camera you could take a video of them now with?

>>684165097
>My hands are shaking
You're suffering an allergic reaction to stale pasta. Find an epipen before you die like this thread should.

>>684167968
I'm not OP.

>>684168070
American

>>684165443
>>684166270
but we are still here

>>684165097

You should probably get on 4chan and post some pasta like this.

No you know what it feels like to be a German.

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>>684168561
Yep, he still hasn't delivered on the pic...

>I-I'm ordering chinese, you guys hungry?

>>684165097
Op man up and deliver sauce on the gif

>>684165097
Yell at the dog, Fuck the dude in the ass, pull out and wipe your shitty dick on your GF's face. Turn around and shit all over all of them... yell "The Aristocrats!!!"

>>684165097
Get the fuck up from your couch and beat the shit outta that guy. Go tell your gf you're done, and if she gives you shit shout louder. Fuckin pussy ass mother fucker have some respect for yourself. Bitch.

>>684165097
Old pasta is old

>>684165097
Old copypasta is old

>>684165097
Breakup, move on

>>684166411
could be worse.

>>684165097
>my girlfriend
How does your right hand fuck someone else?

That means you were jerking some other guy off. Faggot.

Pasta

Set the place on fire while they're fucking

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>>684165097

Wait for sloppy seconds.

Lets file this under "things that never happened"

In case true?

Procure knife. Stab faces.

>>684165097
dope bait, any real man would have started beating the shit out of the kid immediately

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time to go this is clearly bait.
>sage

>>684170155
nope

>>684165097
stop posting pasta

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>>684165097
There's only one way to proceed. Kill them both, then kill yourself. There's really no other way.

>>684165097
Start it off a little more believable.

>>684170350
Yes. Only a cuck would let any of them out of the house alive.

10/10 copy paste

>>684167271
>>684166429

Kill yourself you beta cuck faggot

>>684165097

Walk out. Keep your dignity. If you live with her stay somewhere else. Don't answer her texts. Make her sweat. Then after a couple days of calming down and thinking about how you feel about her and the situation, show up and tell her you were too pissed to talk to her, you know everything, and demand an explanation and an apology. Then either take her back or don't, depending on your multiple day reflection.

>>684165097

There's vomit on his sweater already, Mom's spaghetti.

>>684165097
>cucked
>go to be /b/ immediately and tell them.
i hope you werent expecting support

>>684170973
Fuck acting like a proper adult anon, we're trying get some sauce on that gif

>>684170550
Ya but like, one can of course be a cuck and a 'real man'


>>684170907
would rather not sorry

take pics and send them to her family

>>684165097

A true alpha would have pulled his girlfriend off the bed, punched her out and then violently raped the man. No man in town would even look at her again.

>>684165097
So much copypasta here. You didn't even try OP. I'm disappoint.

>>684170973
Tits or get the fuck out

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>>684165097
Good

now you are free to pursue a career in tranny borking, because clearly you're into that sort of thing thanks to your gif.

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>>684170973
>demand an explanation and an apology

>>684166089
> This sort of behavior is punishable by death

one of the few good rules in muslim religion.

>>684165097
Beat dudes ass or leave. Whos on the lease of the house because someone is getting an eviction notice

>>684171311
it's alright, I forgive you.

>>684171810
>good
>muslim

choose one

>>684171205
>go to be /b/

>>684170973
>>684165097
No fucker their is no taking someone back for that.