>>684163143
Fap to all the CP the FBI have hoarded from 4chan.

>>684163143
Free cars for everyone! You get a car! You get a car and you get a car! Everyone gets a car!

Start campaigning for the repatriation of niggers, mestizos, and Asians to their home lands.

>>684163143
Resign. Fuck all of that shit. I'm barely qualified to be a shift manager at Pizza Hut, why the fuck would I even try to run a country.

/thread

>>684163268
noooise

>I would build HUUUUUUUGE wall

>>684163143
When you say "president", do you mean in terms of the actual presidents powers, or the power of an absolute king over his country (i.e. what the king says, goes)?

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>>684163947
WEEEEE ARRRRE BUILDING A WAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL

Lower age of consent. Submit age criteria to a vote on /b/.

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Honestly I would break up the Union kinda like in Fallout. Individual states have too much power and you can never take it away without a war, so fuck it. Split the USA into 4 or 5 countries, roughly centred around California, Texas, New York, and maybe something like New England or Illinois.

Probably smell Obama's pillow. I want to know what President smells like.

>>684164324
I vote for the age of consent to be 25.

>>684164426
We have 25. Do I hear 38?

>>684164028
The powers that the constitution grants the president

>>684163143
Make sure the nigger left

>>684163143
Nuke the Middle East Russia and China all the while getting a hummer from shillary Clinton in a thong smoking some fine dmt

>>684164489
41

>>684164489
The last two numbers on my post is the age of consent

>>684163474
the president, not fucking oprah

>wake up
>roll over
>she boon beside me
>get out of bed
>eat watermelon
>NSA meeting yawn.gif
>play with daughters
>invite pseudo terrorist clock manufacturer to my home
>chicken
>erode white rights
>chicken
>melon
>sleep
>repeat

President for a day.

>>684163143
Repatriation of all the immigrants to their countries starting with white people I'd send them all to shitrleand and to poloshit

>>684164688
Nice one Hitler dubs granny shagger ahoy fagrette sleeptard

OP here. I would build a wall and make the military get rid of all the homos and trannies (back to the way it used to be)

Laugh as I move the Whitehouse into my room at trump towers

1. Gather all the secrets
2. Upload for everyone
3. ?
4. Profit

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>>684163143
I'd pee.
I always pee in the morning.

>>684163143
Disband the CIA and the NSA. Cut military budget by 25%, use that money to increase research grants for universities for medical studies. I would end the taxation of corporations as people. I would cut all government aid programs and abolish the income tax for a flat tax rate of 10%. The government takes 30% of your income, so you would have the money you needed to buy your own shit and pay for your own retirement, SSI is a joke anyway. Pass a single payer healthcare system. Have the schools stop buying new computers every year, make the army able to grant contracts to any company, not the pool they use now. I would make open carry the law everywhere, abolish the felon status, as you have served your time, no need for the crime to follow you forever, abolish all forms of critical theory from college textbooks.

I would also make it clear that spanish was no longer allowed on our labels. Grant open immigration from around the world, and have all dictators in the world murdered.

I would make a new agency that targets high profile members of terrorist groups and their families.

I would then have congress pass a lifetime precidency amendment to the constitution.

Make an agency that goes to third world countries and teaches them to farm and beat them if they are too lazy.

More or less your first emperor.

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>>684164969

>>684164713
Okay no car for you now.

>>684164960
>gather secrets
>wait for someone to roll trips
>profit

>>684163947
Yuge

>>684165013
Congress just doesn't pass amendments dumbass. Read the constitution. Although I'm for most of what you said.

Institute an immediate ban on ylyl, trap, loli and furry threads punishable by death.

>>684165461
By make I mean blackmail senate and house members to vote my way.

>>684163143
Cut diplomatic ties with all Muslim-run nations. No more aid, no more money, no more equipment, no more troops.

>>684165603
Damn, I guess I'll have to be president first.

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>>684163143
I launch the nukes

Invade isreal in search of central Jew gold stash reserve they're hiding in caves. It would make the average citizen 340million dollars a year better off

>>684163940
WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF CREATIVITY

Make a qt3.14 trap the First Lady

>>684165594
Still need to have a convention of the states. Congress doesn't have the power to make an amendment by themselves. It's a good thought though.

>>684165863
He's a cuck, don't worry about it
Someone has to be

>>684166046
it really grinds my gears if you know what i mean

I'd probably report for the daily security brief and inform the staff that I have no idea what i'm doing.

Fuck my wife.

>>684163143
Wake up punch the First Lady in the face get to the war room get one of our big war satilies and burn North Korea to the fucking ground then get a blow job Ted Cruz's wife

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GETT ALL MY MUHFUCCKINN NIUGGAAZZ HIGH

>>684163143
Rape Hillary Clinton.

>>684163143
Go down area 51 and see what the deal is

make everyone watch MY LITTLE PONY

Pee and then brush my teeth.

>>684166247
Some people don't have balls, maybe through no fault of their own.

Hell if I woke up president I'd adapt, overcome and fucking do the best I can, but some people like that anon are meant to be worthless shits their whole lives. Born, cry, walk, eat, fuck, drink, get old and die off. They have no idea what it's like to be exceptional, whether it's recognized or not

Remove niggers from country, instantly decreasing violence and expenses from welfare.

>>684164718
Underrated post

-Rewrite the tax code so all are taxed evenly and corporations cant pull no bull.
-Make lobbyists illegal, limit power of special interest groups
-Cut government spending on social programs
-Abolish any laws that allow discrimination on any basis (including affirmative action)
-Cut military spending by making the military contract scene more competitive and thus driving prices lower
-Kill the F-35 program, it's shit
-Lower drinking age to 18. If you can go off to war at 18, you can sure as hell drink about it when you get back.
-Remove God, or any relgious refference, from all forms of state media. We have freedom of religion, no need for one religion to be more reinforced than others
-Generally make America great again

>>684163143
RAPE HILARY CLNTON

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Secretly invest in gun manufacturers then l say I'm going to repeal the 2nd amendment.

>>684163143
try to wash the black off...

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As I said in a previous thread

>Pic related

>>684167535
This

>>684163143
Two chicks at the same time man

>>684163143
Executive orders the fuck out of some shit.

>Debt forgiveness on all Student loans
>2 year colleges and trade schools now tuition free.
>Mandatory term limits on all elected offices.
>Mandatory solar on all new construction.
>Massive tax breaks for CONUS business, tax and tariff the fuck out of US Based companies that use foreign labor. Bankrupt them.
>Change English to language of the land. Give all immigrants, illegal or otherwise, 2 years to learn and communicate in english or be deported. All signage in english. No press one bullshit.
>Every home, mandatory automatic rifle. Every family member over the age 14 required quarterly qualification on said weapon. Semi-annual national guard duty for all citizens between 18 and 42. Combat veterans exempt, disabled veterans exempt. No exemptions for being in college, nor being from prominent families. You WILL serve.

> Guarantee citizenship for active military service for immigrants. Illegals will be pushed in this direction.

Get my dick sucked by an intern, are you guys gay?

Rape Donnie Trump's orange ass with a splintered 2x4

Make Beyonce's music a federal crime punishable by death

Bring back public whippings for women of loose moral character

>>684163143

Ignore the phone and plow bitches in the oval office.

Then call my exes over, make them wait in the lobby for 5 hours and then give them the finger and get secret service to escort them the fuck out.

But first! Let's do a bump off one of my bitches ass.

I would nuke the entire middle East only after I sent every sand nigger back home.

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>>684167535

9/11 part2

>>684163143
buy a pack o beer and a gram of weed coz i have no money

>>684167648

early south American civilisations used chocolate as currency

>>684163947

The YUUUUGEST wall
The DEEPEST wall
The most BEAUTIFUL wall

>>684165013
This and make all asain women register as sex workers.Reg office is 1600 penn ave.

>>684163143
surrender

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>>684164375
Faggot. Fuck off. Probably a big gov commie

>>684168053
to who?

>>684163940
Newfag doesn't know you can't /thread yourself.

>>684168334
the french

>>684167535 cont.
-All elected officials get term limits
-Agencies and non-elected officials can't make regulations
-Get rid of all signs/labels/anything in spanish. English motherfucker, do you speak it?
-Become less dependent on foreign oil, subsidize the fracking industry
-Reinvigorate the nuclear power program
-Make immigration easier to do legal, but crack the fuck down on ilegals

>>684163143
Audit the MOTHER FUCK out of the Federal Reserve
Abolish the DoE, the other DoE, the ATF, the EPA, etc., etc., etc.
Roll back executive orders to, like, 1930-something
Demand congress pass a balanced budget amendment

>>684167657
>>684167535
>I don't understand how separation of powers works, the post

>>684168334
To the .001%, like Obama did today