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If you had to choose 5 words to ruin a date?
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If you had to choose 5 words to ruin a date?
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>>684136566
i am on four chan
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>>684136566
mommy owes me chicken tendies
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bumping with pics
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>>684136566
Sorry, I forgot my wallet.
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Women voting was a mistake.
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>>684136566
How about a blowjob, cunt?
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i remember that "chick" from some thread, what/who was that?
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>>684137079
This
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You smell like my sister
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You look fat
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>>684136566
hiv is for life unfortunately
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>>684136566
Bitch, yo eyes is crossed.
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>>684136566
So, threesome with my sis?
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>>684136910
Lost
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Wanna see my anime figurines?
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>>684136566
"You look like Cumberbatch female."
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"You look like my wife"
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>>684136566
Looking london talking tokyo, wtf
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>>684136566
were you born cross eyed?
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>>684136566
I have explosive diarrhea ;)
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I'm sorry, but I'm black.
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>>684138989
That's 4 words retard
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I actually like your friend
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Oops. That's a wet one.
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I am a beta fag
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>>684136566
I would vote for Hitler. True story date was over.
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Let me suck that dick
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>>684136566

Oh shit, a fucking bear!
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Dumb animals don't have rights. True story date ended.
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>>684136566
hope God approves of this
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>>684137629
Hehe thanks, anon.
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>>684136566
Your cock smells like Dad's.
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>>684136566
chlamydia, herpes, syphilis, genital warts
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Luke, I am your father
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>>684139782
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Saying "what are you doing here" as a conversation starter
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>>684136566
I'm a registered sex offender.
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You are bit too fat
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Hitler did nothing wrong. Bitch.
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Have you gained weight recently?
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>>684136566
Do you liek mudkips m'lady?
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>>684139834
[Her first name], will you marry me?
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You're more manly than Gaston!
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May I fuck your nostril?
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Will you touch my peepee?
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>>684136566
Still tighter than my dad
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i like to dissect girls
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can you change my diaper?
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Do you like scat porn
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Think this smells like chloroform?
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>>684136566
I have massive anal hemorrhoids
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