If you had to choose 5 words to ruin a date?
>>684136566
i am on four chan
>>684136566
mommy owes me chicken tendies
bumping with pics
>>684136566
Sorry, I forgot my wallet.
Women voting was a mistake.
>>684136566
How about a blowjob, cunt?
i remember that "chick" from some thread, what/who was that?
>>684137079
This
You smell like my sister
You look fat
>>684136566
hiv is for life unfortunately
>>684136566
Bitch, yo eyes is crossed.
>>684136566
So, threesome with my sis?
>>684136910
Lost
Wanna see my anime figurines?
>>684136566
"You look like Cumberbatch female."
"You look like my wife"
>>684136566
Looking london talking tokyo, wtf
>>684136566
were you born cross eyed?
>>684136566
I have explosive diarrhea ;)
I'm sorry, but I'm black.
>>684138989
That's 4 words retard
I actually like your friend
Oops. That's a wet one.
I am a beta fag
>>684136566
I would vote for Hitler. True story date was over.
Let me suck that dick
>>684136566
Oh shit, a fucking bear!
Dumb animals don't have rights. True story date ended.
>>684136566
hope God approves of this
>>684137629
Hehe thanks, anon.
>>684136566
Your cock smells like Dad's.
>>684136566
chlamydia, herpes, syphilis, genital warts
Luke, I am your father
>>684139782
Saying "what are you doing here" as a conversation starter
>>684136566
I'm a registered sex offender.
You are bit too fat
Hitler did nothing wrong. Bitch.
Have you gained weight recently?
>>684136566
Do you liek mudkips m'lady?
>>684139834
[Her first name], will you marry me?
You're more manly than Gaston!
May I fuck your nostril?
Will you touch my peepee?
>>684136566
Still tighter than my dad
i like to dissect girls
can you change my diaper?
Do you like scat porn
Think this smells like chloroform?
>>684136566
I have massive anal hemorrhoids