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Vaguely Describe Games: The Thread
That last thread was fun and I'm not done yet

>Be a waiter
>Someone asks for water
>kek internally at the thought that everyone's about to have water whether or not they want any
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>>684075538
What game is that? Artwork is amazing
>>
>>684075538
>explosion
>follow clown into sewer
>show soiled tissue to everyone
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>>684075731
Made by a company called Syberian mouse productions. They are ok.
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>>684075754
Broken Sword. Something about Templars.
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>>684075538
>scary guys
>dont get caught
>oh shit i just cut that fucks head off
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>"Rookies start here."
>Fly ship around, destroy things
>Gem combos give upgrades
>"Death by Stereo"
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>Edgy as fuck
>Ambivalent towards good and evil
>MOTHERFUCKING GUNS
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>>684076027
Right
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>>684075538
>Incourage players to waste thier money for bullshit.
>>
>>684076349
>>684076349

Freeware
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>muh slow motion mayhem cause I'm a drama queen
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>>684075538
>big guns
>dumbass aliens
>my role models a bitch
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>>684076349
Free To Give Me Your Shekels: The Industry
>>
>Honored as a hero who died in battle
>Died like a chump
>Back from the dead to prove I'm a hero
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>>684075538
Wait is this Raw Danger?
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>>684076388
No
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Easy mode
>guess questions
>dapper af
>ken sent me
>got apples fuck bitches
>>
>>684076617
You're god damn right it is!
>>
>>684076714
Holy FUCK i thought i was the only person in the world to play that game
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>flirt
>flirt
>flirt
>flirt
>flirt
>flirt
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>fast cars
>illegal
>three different cities
>lol i can run over pedestrians?
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>gotta kill my "brother"
>technobabble
>oh shit, he's not my brother
>gonna kill my self
>dad's alive
>eggs
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>>684075538
>be on planet
>walk around
>OH SHIT
>Fuck everything up
>wat do
>start to fly
>be on planet
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>>684075538
I really, really like this thread
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>>684076116
showdown the edge
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>>684076867
>>684076867

Midnight Club
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>beat the shit out of kids with a fire extinguisher
>>
>hate niggers
>go to prison
>accept niggers
>nigger kills brother
>>
>>684076963
>>684076963

...that's like an autocorrected version of the answer. lol
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>>684077001
Awwwwww, correct
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>>684076928
Thanks for joining us tonight lori
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>crowbar
>>
>Our friend is missing
>Better stay at school and look for him
>oh fuck this school is weird
>Plants are evil
>>
>>684076849
Sims 3
>>
>>684076895
Watchmen
>>
>>684077075
Uhhh American history X?
>>
>>684077181
Nightshade
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>australia
>tiger
>boomerangs
>>
>>684076815
I fucking love that game, haven't gotten around to playing Disaster Report though
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>>684077342
No mans sky.

Not out yet but I'm hopeful its better than anything out there atm.
>>
>girlfriend's dead
>kill monsters to bring her back
>"oh shit, i'm the monsters"
>>
>>684077416
Correct
>>
>nigger gives me work
>nigger pays me
>kill niggers for boss nigger
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>>684077372
Correct
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>>684077474
Disaster report is pretty good too except there are a few like "stealth" parts? I was rather annoyed when i got to that. But it plays very similar to Raw Danger
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>>684076349
Call of Duty Black ops 3
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>beta
>college girls
>quarters
>>
>>684077760
DING DING DING
>>
>fucking amazing
>a bit too linear
>new one doesn't seem as good
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>>684077192
Sequel to the game
>Woohoo college
>snort that shit
>Let's go to that party
>Oh shit this party is weird
>Fucking plants again

>>684077826
Magna Cum Laude
>>
>aliens are bad
>need to protect our solar system
>you have (magical?) space powers
>>
> Town filled with chickens
> crossbow uses live creatures as ammo
> moolah
>>
>gotta go
>faster
>>
>>684077905
I don't even play it anymore. It was good but wasting my fucking money for a chance to get something that's rare as fuck is not fun
>>
>>684076661
Nobody here over the age of 12?
>>
>>684077972
>>684077972

Panzer Dragoon: Orta
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>you hunt monsters
>>
>>684078023
That's fucking oddworld
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>>684077972
Dks 3
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>>684078066
Nope
>>
no shit sherlock
>>
>be a dog
>rap sick beatz
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>>684078130
Nope
>>
>>684078107
>>684078107

Monster Rancher
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>>684078107
Monster hunter
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>>684078175
Rapdog 2: electric boogaloo
>>
>>684078175
>>684078175

PaRappa The Rapper

It's all in the mind...
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>>684078235
No
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>college
>walk around farting
>trampoline
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>>684078275
Winrar, loved that game
>>
>>684075538
I'm going to gut you like cornish game hen.
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>>684075538
>try to buy milk
>terrorists
>cultists
>throw cow heads at them and piss on the corpses
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>>684078360
POSTAL 2
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>>684078360
Postal 2
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>I didn't ask for this.
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>>684078360
Postal 2
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>alcoholic
>gfs a slut
>gargoyle in my way
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>>684078175
Parapa the Rappa
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>>684077453
Ty the Tasmanian tiger
>>
Sexy
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>>684078235
Just kidding you were right
>>
>>684076086
Manhunt
>>
>shoot stuff
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>>684078523
Correct
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>>684078544
Kek
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>>684078570
Yess
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>>684078415
>>684078417
>>684078431
correct, but that one was easy
new one

>train robberies
>everyone blames the mexican
>find out mexican is innocent
>knife US Marshall
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>>684078001
Destiny
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>>684078332
Halo
>>
>>684077972
Another hint
>run
>>
>Be handsome as fuck
>travel to planets to save hot bitches
>use a laser gun
>no im not johnny bravo
>>
>>684077453
Ty the Tasmanian Whatever-the-fuck
>>
>We're usually sworn enemies...
>...but fuck all that today.
>Today we play games together.
>WAHOO!!
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>>684078749
Mirror's Edge?
>>
>>684077526
Shadow of the Colossus
>>
>>684078812
Mass Effect?
>>684078883
Mario Party
>>
>>684078897
Winrar
>>
>>684077050
DayZ?
>>
>>684078664
>>684078664

Yarp.

>>684078812
>>684078812

Blasto
>>
>>684078964
Nope
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>>684079023
Blasto winrar
This anon is pro
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>>684077985
Obscure II
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>>684075538
>deer hunt
>bled
>NOW we go
>>
>>684079126
Correct
>>
>Kill others to gain their powers.
>Your sister is a loli.
>>
>>684076113
FF7?
>>
>>684078428
Deus Ex Human Revolution
>>
>>684076611
Undertale?
>>
>piano just tried to eat me
>>
>>684079318
>>684079318

Yes. lol
>>
>>684079258
P4?
>>
>>684079346
>>684079346

Nope.
>>
>gay ass antagonist
>mountains
>curryniggers
>>
>going inside a house w/ full retards
>want to go out bcz of retard
>fight a retard
>become the retard
>die

Sounds like your life /b
>>
>I'm happy with my family
>I'm no longer happy
>MY BABY BOOOOOOOOOY
>what a twist
>>
>>684079371
>>684079371

Also no.
>>
>>start off delivering potions, later endless grind of breaking stones what fall from the sky
>>
>party so hard your truck rolls over
>get amnesia in the process
>go on a journey to kill yourself
>those gimps costantly trying to jump you are the last of your problems
>be an asshole for some decent equipment
>get killed by a random grenade that wasn't even supposed to be there
>get into an endless death loop because you save too often
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>>684079431
Far Cry 4
>>
Build.
>>
>>684079582
Winrar
>>
>>684077181
Half-Life
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>Super powers
>Fight others that have super powers to steal their super powers.
>Am I a hero?
>Or a terrorist?
>>
>>684079650
Yes
>>
>I'm a lizard...
>...and I talk WAY too fucking much.
>Way too much.
>>
>>684079661
Infamous?
>>
>>684079661
Prototype?
>>
>>684079661
Infamous Second Son?
>>
>>684079568
Stalker
>>
>>684079882
>>684079882

A winner is you.
>>
>>684078659
GUN
>>
>>684078659
Another Tip: Save Nigger from plantation
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>collect eggs and gems with some butterflies
>>
speedy wheely auto mobiley
>>
>>684077972
Fallout 4
>>
>>684080009
wrong
>>
>>684078812
Handsome jack from BL2
>>
>>684079348
mario 64
>>
>>684079942
Yep, but which one?
>>
>>684076349
>incourage

are you fucking 12?
read a book you retard
>>
>Be me
>In the backseat of the law enforcement
>Fuck me, can't this ride fucking end? I get it, don't cross the border without a passport
>Let me just get to my cell already
>Nigger tells me we aint going to jail
>Wait what?
>Few moments later I'm free as a bird
>And this bird you cannot change
>So i head towards the nearest town
>But then i spot someone in the distance
>Decide I'll rob the fucker
>Gimme all your stuff, bitch!
>He's taller than i thought he would be
>Man, i think God wants to see me, cuz that's where I'm going
>Next thing i know I'm soaring the skies
>Bye and bye baby, it's been sweet love
>>
>>684079860
gex
>>
>>684079258
Castlevania
Katamari
>>
>>684078659
Red dead you die at the end-tion
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>>684075898
Ahahahahahah
>>
>We're monks.
>But you just punched that guy's head off?
>And I just cut this guy in half?
>Oh, well. Co-op is cool.
>>
>Devil on Phone
>Jew
>Pretty Colors
>>
>>684075538
>dragons
>hidden 'moral grey area' theme
>furries
>>
>>684079258
Megaman
>>
> kill cows
> befriend tree gnomes
> save an Arabian Prince
> light 27 fires over and over again
> find a cult of pink robed people
> create a sword from blurite
>>
>>684080161
>>684080161

Jesus. Yes. lol

>>684080172
>>684080172

No to both.
>>
>>684080193
nope
>>
>>684080309
Runescape
>>
>>684080090
Shadow of Chernobyl.
>>
>>684080309
RuneScape
>>
>>684076611
Midevil
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>>684080219
Mortal Kombat Sholin Monks
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>>684080297
>>684080297

Right!
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>What a save!
>What a save!
>What a save!
>What a save!
Chat has been disabled for 1 seconds...
>What a save!
>What a save!
>What a save!
>>
>>684080309
Runescape?
>>
>>684080447
>>684080447

Shit yeah, negro.
>>
>>684080460
Rocket League
>>
>>684078332

>mentlegen.png
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>>684080460
>>684080460

Rocket League

I miss playing this...
>>
>miss
>miss
>miss
>miss
>miss
>lose to weak enemy because of shitty combat
>>
Talking mountain fucks with your mind.
Best $0.99 you've ever spent.
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>>684080419
Cheeki breeki
>>
> you're a nigger
> you're set free
> oshit you're a spy now
> kill your old friends
> accomplish a prophecy you don't give a shit about
> you're the only one who can pass doors
>>
>>684076492
Halo?
>>
>Shit this is super scary...
>...and super cancelled.
>>
>>684080619
Pokemon?
>>
>>684080710
PT
>>
>>684080619
Too many early ps2 gen hack n slashes this could be
>>
>>684080619
>>684080694
I think it's the same game kek
>>
>>684076891
mgs4
>>
>>684080710
PT
>>
>>684080747
>>684080747

Sadly right.
>>
>pixels pixels pixels
>fuck that butterfly
>>
>chill on my island
>baddy sails to me in his giant boat
>takes all my friends hostage
>the camera angle is your greatest enemy
>>
>>684080842
Spyro?
>>
> we gotta save the president's daughter
> MIERDA MIERDA MIERDA
> Laser attachment
>>
>>684080916
RE4
>>
>>684080650
Screensaver simulator?
>>
>>684080916
Resident evil 4
>>
>>684080911
Nope
>>
>Is this really the most ideal weapon for killing monsters?
>This kinda seems fetishistic...
>Also, wouldn't it be a better idea to be doing this during the day?
>>
>>684080151
Skyrim
>>
>>684080619
Morrowind
>>
>>684081064
Castlevania? Lol
>>
> your sis is getting married in a bigass castle
> you have 2h30min to save your family's ass
> these fuckers get stuck in all doors
> one shot bosses with water
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>>684081141
>>684081141

Ding ding!
>>
>the beginning of the end despite being the best of the series
>that ghillie suit mission though...
>>
>>684075898
God dammit
>>
>your legs are broken
>>
>>684081124
yes
>>
>>684081104
Ding ding!
>>
>>684081377
Fucking knew it. It was retarded that skill level was what decided accuracy.
>>
>Hordes of enemies are no match for your fists.
>Your main enemy might love you...
>You're really sad all the time.
>>
Work for the "organization"
Strong hand
Shot in eye on elevator
Back from dead
Unlimited ammo
>>
>Destroy enemy base
>With bow and arrow
>>
>>684081529
>>684081529

Crysis
>>
>>684080619
Xcom?
>>
>>684081444
Had to install accurate attack mod and crank the difficulty up because i couldn't stand the combat after my second play through

>crash car
>get hugged to death by midgets
>turns out you are a girl
>implied backstory was more interesting than main story
>>
>>684081575
Never played that. Not what i had in mind, but you might be right.
>>
>>684075538
>Scuttle U-boat
>Inexplicably infiltrate a massive underground fort
>Save the priceless art from SS demolition squad
>Break a gyroscope
>The cheatcodes were the fuckin shit
>>
>>684081525
Forgot to green text
> Work for the "organization"
> Strong Hand man
> Shot in eye on elevator
> Back from dead
> Unlimited ammo
>>
>>684081591
Only ever had it on Xbox, I just had to deal with it..
>>
>be delivery guy
>some nigger destroys your ship's engine
>crash on unknown planet
>revenge.gif
>harder than it looks
>>
>>684081724
Star ocean?
>>
>Go to war against weaker country
>Tank gets so tired, it gets killed by spear men
>>
>>684081782
germans vs zulu
>>
>>684081760
Nope
>>
>Travel the world.
>I NEED TO KARATE HARDER
>>
>>684081904
What game though?
>>
>>684081955
dunno
>>
>>684076661

leisure suit larry
>>
>>684081529
Age Of Empires 2
>>
>>684082069
Winrar
>>
>>684080012
giving up, you guys?
>>
>>684081782
Civ?
>>
>>684082154
Ding ding!
>>
>What do these numbers mean?
>Why does right click drop flags?
>Do I just keep clicking these squa--
>FUCK!!
>>
>>684081591
>tip

>didn't look too bad on PSP

>>684082192
crysis?
>>
>Pissed off
>Kill comrades
>Fight Earth Spirit
>>
>A panel?
>what will happen if i touch...
>Aw, shit...
>>
>>684082217
>>684082217

No, sir.
>>
>dropped off in Afghanistan
>superiors make you pay for your own weapons
>fuck you if you dont have enough
>die when you get shot in the arm with a sniper
>>
> YOU ARE GRANTED DEATH BY THE
> EYE OF ANNIHILATION
>>
>>684081104
And what looks like the lyrics to free bird by lynyrd skynyrd
>>
>>684082262
>>684082262

Ashura's Wrath
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>>684082192
Minesweeper?
>>
>>684082192
minesweeper
>>
>family is dead
>get hideous facial expression as a result
>break the 4th wall a couple of times
>>
>>684082352
>>684082352

Yeah. lol
>>
>>684082345
Asura, but yes
>>
>>684082401
>>684082401

Max Payne
>>
>Sacrifice a whole team to blow up some crates in the desert
>>
>>684076895
KOTOR
>>
>>684082476
counter strike
>>
>>684082217
anyone?
>>
>guns guns guns
>alien artifacts
>Mexicans in space
>tits
>>
>Aliens
>Humans
>Try everything to stop alens
>see canon end
>>
>>684082192
kek minesweeper
>>
>>684082455
winrar
>>
MMORPG thats can be best described spreadsheets and war
>>
>>684082574
Halo
>>
>shoot aliens
>IN REVERSE
>blow up planet
>>
>>684082536
yeah
>>
>spawn
>die
>spawn
>die
>>
>>684082715
hotline miami
>>
>>684082715
Any fps pvp ever
>>
>>684082715
Star Wars Battlefront
>>
>>684082715
That's way too vague. I can probably list 50 games that fit into that description
>>
>>684076895
no man's sky
>>
>>684082715
Undertale
Touhou
Bloodborn
Dark Souls
>etc,etc,etc
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