>>684052378
poop on it

just smash it

Throw it at the floor.

>>684052627
Bravo sir!

This is the correct response. Man up and poop on your uncles phone OP.

>>684052627
>>684052929

It's gotta be subtle doe
I can't just trash it because he always carries it with him

Link me to a virus or something to reck his shit, will post results or followup thread

>>684052378

>Get micro SD card
>download cp on library computer with library account in his name
>steal phone
>take off back
>install cp SD card
>tip the fbi

For maximum lols, tell them he touched your wee wee

>>684052378
Look up any number of exploits
Take your pick

>>684053477
Example?

>>684053425
if someone did that to me, i would fucking kill them. what you are suggesting is a good way to get murdered.

>>684053741

Good luck trying to murder someone from inside prison nigger

Don't be a pussy op

>>684053915
i would make it my life's single purpose to find you and murder you. they would let me out of prison eventually.

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>>684053425
>>684053741
>>684053915

OP here
I'm a digital audio bachelor engineer and I wrote some lyrics for the fucker right here.

Context on the type of asshole we're dealing with,

U like?

>>684054345

I think you might need to pick another major. You might be able to break into the international espionage scene if you plant cp on your uncle's shitty phone.

>>684054345

Maybe your uncle gives you shit because you are a nigger

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delete sys32 OP

>>684055127
Would a nigger ever write "bloated cock jockey"?
Didn't think so

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>>684054345
edgy

>>684055412

Yes

>>684055412

One with autism anyway

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>>684053741
Topekeke

>>684055412

So now you are an autistic nigger op. When will you install cp on your uncle's phone to prove that you aren't a nigger?

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Help me niggers
give me leet haxxxxx

>>684055861

I already told you how to hax. If you weren't an autistic nigger you'd be out there putting my plan into action.

>>684055858
Nah fam I need something less drastic.

My family is well respected and we are wealthy.

If the black sheep turns out to be a closet pedophile it all could go south real fast

>>684056376

See >>684056399

>>684056399

Did you ever consider that maybe you are living with your shitty uncle because your family thinks you are exactly as shit tier as he is? Fuck them, get your sweet data revenge.>>684056399

>>684056660

Nah, read my dank ass lyrics. I am actually well off right now, my autistic nigger uncle however is taking the piss out of my family out of pity, that's why he lives with me.

>>684056935

I don't read autistic nigger poetry. I don't get why this is so hard for you. If you weren't an autistic nigger you would be able to fucking Google this shit like anyone with half a brain.

So far your options are to shit on it or plant cp. These are your only options.

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If your router has website based filtering, go through his history and disallow all the sites to be used through the whole network or limit it to his MAC address.

Or create a proxy that he connects to on your LAN that redirects all HTTP traffic to the website of your choice.

Or have the proxy route to one of those sites where it won't let you do shit until you fess up a pay safe card or Paypal.

>>684057800
Will try based anon, tnx

I will keep you all updated.

>>684058121

I doubt you can handle it you autistic nigger. Why don't you just go with the option more suited to you and shit on it. Better yet, shit directly onto your uncle.

>>684058121
Just be sure you're able to undo everything before finding resources on this shit. Last thing you want to do is owe him a new device out of this.

>>684058377
Of course, what autistic nigglet here
>>684057373
>>684058327
fails to understand is that I need subtlety. Thank you anons.

>>684054115
You sound like such a fag. You are just SO tough. I bet you get all the chicks and people respect you because of your no-nonsense ideations.

>>684054345
Maybe you should, oh I don't know... Move the fuck out and stop writing angsty 12 year old cringe lyrics. Seriously, that faggot from five finger fag punch has lyrics with more depth and he sucks.

>>684058837
Another one you could do is root his phone, backup his files on a HDD, and do what you want with it. Brick it, install memory hogging apps in the background, change all his contacts to different names, install an SSH/Remote Viewing server on it and fuck around with the device remotely, etc.

>>684058837

Such an autistic nigger that you can't even come up with a different thing to call me? I hope it's real subtle when every time he goes on the internet he gets redirected to lemon party, but only when he is connected to the router you know the password for. If he switches to the mobile network all your hard work will be for nothing.

>>684059306
As I said, I'm an engineer, not a composer. Any recommendations are welcome. ;)

>>684059326
I like it, I'll look more into it. Thanks anon

>>684059371
Who hurt you so bad anon, you ok there buddy?
Who gives a shit, if he uses up all of his gigs thanks to me, I'm satisfied man. He is that annoying.

>>684059929

Im just pointing out all the signs that you are an autistic nigger op. Do you know how much porn you can watch with a single gigabyte of data? He will never run out.

For real though, for maximum revenge you actually should go with shitting on it. Put a little shit behind the battery, so every time he puts it near his face he smells shit. Every time he plays a game and it heats up, he will smell shit. Every time he charges his phone, he will smell shit. If he is autistic as you he won't be able to figure out why.

>>684060738
Says the nigger who watches 240p porn.
You can go now anon, thanks for all.

>>684061096

I hope you appreciate everything I've done for you

>>684062288
I love you and you know it faggot. <3

>>684052378
how old is the phone? if it's old enough that it's running an older version of Android, then chances are there are lots of exploits out there for you to try.

google exploits for whatever android version it is. chances are decent you can get root, and then you can do whatever you want (like, install keylogger, search filesystem, read private files, ...).

>>684063511
I don't think it's that old of a phone, I believe it's a modern Nexus running the current android.
I'm doing research right now to see how to reck his shit

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>>684052378
Quit being a little bitch and tell him to fuck off.

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>>684054345
>Engineer

>>684064049
Already did,

want his number so YOU can tell him? ;)

>>684063839
then you know exactly what to search for: exploits on current android.

if it's on your wi-fi, it has an IP address. you can port-scan it, and see if that helps you narrow down your vulnerability search.

>>684052378
If you know how to use Android, just disable every app that you can. Including the phone app, messages, email, everything.

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>>684064118
>Digital audio engineer
>Physics major
>Linguist minor (in progress)

What are you doing with your life anon?

>>684064405

This >>684064787
is something I want to try. Thanks anon.

>>684064921
No problem anon, please post results if you do it.

>>684064790
>Implying that being a Physics major isn't what proper engineers do already
Electronics engineer how could you move knobs without us ;)