Only while you are holding very light objects

Invisibility

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Time Stop.

The ability to manipulate connections

>>684046054
That's fine though, he can just hold a little rock in his hand or something and then punch somebody.

>>684046344
Only occurs when you stop moving

>>684046475
Only for fast-food corporate middle management..

>>684046344
25% chance it isn't able to be started up again

>>684045708
Only during an erection.
Jacking off is difficult, but not impossible.
And you have to maintain it in rock hard state while fighting for it to be any use.

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>>684046510
I'll take it.

The power to make any girl want to fuck you at any given time

>>684046344
But only when you are singing show tunes

>>684046304
But only when you close your eyes

>>684045708
Only when you really have to take a shit

>>684046843
Only works on girls with dicks so they fuck you

>>684046638
I shall be a shipment logistics GOD

ability to remember everything

>>684047417
total amesia of everything other than said remembered subject

>>684047417
Your memory becomes a bing search engine.

Able to love again..

Ability to set minoritieson fire.

>>684047869
with the same woman
>>684048030
only if they attack you

Able to go super saiyajin

>>684048370
While eyes closed

Shoot tornadoes from hands

>>684048030
Whites are now the minority.
>>684047869
You can only theoretically love things you absolutely hate.

>>684048370
Must hold breath after screaming to power up

Reality warping

>>684048547
You're sucked inside of them.
>>684048370
only while masturbating.

X-ray vision

Power of manipulating emotion

Grow fingernails really fast

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>>684048615
Only changes to Fanta Sea

>>684048859
Constantly grow

Able to sleep forever

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>>684046815
That seems doable.

>>684048796
Of plants.
>>684048788
Of hollow objects.
>>684048859
For one moment every year.
>>684048615
You can only change the positions of small objects by seven inches.

>>684049205
ONLY able to sleep forever

Ability to die

>>684049371
can't choose how

>>684049371
Check >>684049205

Ability to control the size and shape of my Penis. (Think Mr Fantastic. But only penis.)

>>684048788
while screaming
>>684049205
while nobody is near
>>684049371
after you masturbate

>>684049205
you have sleep paralysis
>>684049371
you die, you live again.

>>684048796
Whatever emotion you give someone, you receive the opposite.

>>684049371

You're forced back to life after every death

>>684049487
Permanent erectile disfunction.

>>684049278

>>684048796: my indica would be so sweet

volcanic diarrhea

The ability to manipulate space-time in relation to your frame of reference (i.e. you can shrink/grow things relative to yourself, affect the passage of time)

Ability to jump several stories

>>684049660
radioactive kidney stones also

>>684049713
only in very immediate frame of reference (underneath your skin)

>>684049719
Your body isn't any more durable when you land

>>684045708
the ability to convince anyone that black lives matter.

>>684049950
You cannot, under any circumstance, convince them that you were kangz n shiet.

100 DMG Threshold

>>684049719
You get stuck mid-air and have to be pulled down if you can't grab onto anything yourself.

uninstall Call of Duty

>>684049719
you suffer from incurable/untreatable incontinence

>>684050261
Have to install Minecraft and play for at least 42 hours straight.

blink

>>684049816
I'm okay with this. I could slow down or speed up my metabolism, hypothetically, or relatively increase or decrease my size with respect to my surroundings. p good

>>684050435
You have one weeping angel following you for the rest of your life.

>>684045708
Super speed

>>684050881
Only when clapping

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>always
>get
>same
>numbers

>>684050614
You have the devil's luck

Read women's mind so I can kill them more slowly?

>>684050881
Your flexes become 20% worse.

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the power to take out the fucking garbage

>>684050969
Without posting pics

>>684045708
Super intelligence

>>684051105
Good

>>684051131
Raccoons maul you every time you do.

>>684051131
the garbage is always fucking your mother

>>684051163
But no education or carer.

>>684046980
>girls with dicks

So men?

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Ejaculatory Effervescence:

1. Amount came'd equals to amounts no human, or even most animals, could do. At the most very basic level of training with this mutation one can ejaculate as much as 5000 ml in one lengthy, overly stimulating orgasm. At the greatest level know, one can ejaculate as much as a blue whale

1i. The length of time that it takes to release a single load is great lasting sometimes an hour or more to completely dispense semen upon first orgasm of the day.

2. The viscousness of the semen is almost like that of horse-glue, except there are no adhesive properties.

3. The testicles grow at least triple the size. (shlong remains the same)

4. Length ejaculated is great: ability to hit the ceiling is universal among havers of this ability, and if done underwater may be able to propel a person if escape is required, and even act as a defensive measure similar to an octopus

5. Due to the lack of presence of this gift (by some speculated to be due to an ever-decreasing presence of males on the imageboard at that point in time) following the collapse of 4chan and the immediate spread of it's power to it's user through random abilities, partners will be surprised of this ability, and you will be able to bring them to orgasm quite easily, though the ejaculator himself may end up knocked out due to the sheer and overwhelming heights of pleasure involved (note: the business card of a vascectomy doctor is given upon discovery of the users power)

6. Recipients of this mutation, although incredibly rare, may invariably end up working in porn

>>684050533
addendum: your skin itself is not affected

protip: yes, it is fair, in fact

>>684051626
You are a leprechaun.

>>684047611
i like bing video for porn

>>684051626
>Recipients of this mutation work in beastiality porn

Super Speed

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>>684047611

>>684051940
while running backwards

I get Nightcrawler's power.

Infinite Manipulation of Kinetic Energy.

>>684052482
Apocalypse is in the bamf dimension waiting for you. Sometimes he might be miles and miles away, but he also might be behind you.

>>684052775
Fuck that noise. Never using that shit.

I play the piano like a prodigy

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You become this guy

>>684052956
You realize when you say that it makes you look like you prey on underaged girls or some shit

>>684053349
Underage girls like the piano?

The power to make people see things from your point of view.

>>684053316
only when no one is listening

>>684046843
Only when they got a heavy flow and they dont suck dick or do anal.

>>684053316
Is only possible because you have multiple personality disorder and the real you was gestated and hidden deep beneath the surface as a toddler. Because of this, you have a seizure and die if you ever attempt to play the piano

>>684053722
see
>>684053349

>>684053757
They always think your view is wrong.

>>684053316
You uncontrollably orgasm in the middle of difficult pieces.

>>684053779
That is fine. I've always wanted to just be able to play.

>>684053973
It's not hard. You can teach yourself if you just sit there and go at it like george r r martin without an internet connection

>>684053870
Simple.
I would just pretend to have the viewpoint that I want them to believe is wrong.

Incredible reflexes

>>684054400
Your right leg is amputated.

>>684054306
They see your *actual* viewpoint and would therefore also see that you're lying.

>>684054400
>>684054400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy_lwnx30Bg

sharp objects, fire, and bullets can do no harm to me

>>684054580
Fine then I would become a manhating, niggerloving, genderfluid, feminist, demiboy. foreal

The greatest sacrifice for the good of everyone

>>684054975
whenever a sharp object bullets are hitting something besides you, you feel it. fire same too

>>684054975
Soft things hurt like hell

Infinite Knowledge

>>684055522
About lutefisk

>>684046815
so, shove a vibrator up your ass?

>>684055522
You're a vegetable.

>>684055522
But only after 7:35 and ending at 20:42.

>>684055522
You get trapped in another dimension as only a floating conscientious.

fight the power thats my super power

>>684055836
You live and die for North Korea.

Telekenesis
THe ability to manipulate others and objects

>>684055836
only newfags, so futile

Electricity manipulation/ Electro-magnetic energy control.

>>684055522
infinite knowledge, but you're senile

>>684055932
You have to do the fingers to temples thing.

>>684055932
You are a raging homosexual, and only use it in the bed.

>>684055966
You're Amish.

>>684055920
>>684055949
well i just break the will with my will power

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Complete mastery of physical reality

The ability to control water, so basically a waterbender

>>684055966
You must have nipple piercings for positive and negative terminals.

I never need to eat

You don't need to eat food

I can suck my own dick.

>>684056227
but with no dubs ever

>>684056151
Your memory gets wiped every hour.

>>684056234
what about the third one

>>684056270
Need to drink but cant

OR

Although not required, you will die if you don't.

>>684056270
you're always hungry

>>684045708
Time travel at will

can produce drug effects of choice with power of will

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sqai4Za7Sg

You are stuck with this lady

>>684056436
only the negative effects

>>684056321
You cant cum, it always must be from someone else's stimulation.

>>684056436
Will never turn off

>>684056304
but you now pay to breathe.

>>684056377
Chassis ground.

>>684046344
Can only be activated while cumming, deactivates when u are finished cumming

>>684056151
You become property of scp foundation

>>684056612
Someone's read sex criminals.

>>684046843
Only works on obese women

>>684046490
nice loophole

>>684056633
Don't think the SCP guys can handle a reality bender.

>>684056430
Only forwards.

>>684056633
Checked

>>684045708
>while jacking off

>>684056436
Will get addicted to substance you can't escape

>>684047417
Forget what you remembered in ten seconds

>>684046510
see
>>684046830

the ability to fly

Ability to get dubs.

>>684047869
You will only get hurt again.

>>684047869
The person you love hates you

>>684057069
but you're still a faggot

ability to get

>>684056922

Id just jack it when i fight more

>>684056997
isn't that how it works anyways?

>>684048370
When you power up you dont get buff you get fatter. Your strength remains the same and you can not fly

>>684057250
only if you have schizophrenia or an iq above 120

I can create clones of any celebrity I want to fuck.

>>684057196
You can only get singles

Ability to make whatever I write with a pencil become reality

>>684057027
you can only fly in space

>>684048615
You only warp reality in your mind. It does not actually effect the real world

ability to get only get singles.

the ability to have abilities

>>684057455
But you can't fuck them

>>684057455
The clones are just as repulsed by you as the real ones would be.

>>684048788
You give cancer to people if you xray them

>>684057553
>2 away from trips
>get singles
I think you already have that power.

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>>684057455
they are in the form of molten silver

>>684048796
It only works on retards

>>684057662
becomes worlds ultimate assassin

The ability to spit really far.

the ability to be off by one

>>684048909
kek'd

>>684057393
my apologies.

>>684057771
Only directly upwards

The ability to fuck traps

The ability to control 4chan responses

>>684050963
Fucking kek

the power to be famous on youtube

>>684057989
It's always a newfag.

>>684057909
i-it's from a short story

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Power to control women Lmfao