>>684044060
To Americans? "Have fun not having awful third world diseases and drinkable water, free jerkoffs"

>>684044060
How bout the one about America, industrializing the world, and becoming an economic, and military super power. All within 200 years, and most other countries have been around thousands of years and still haven't achieved this

>>684044060
A Mexican, a Frenchman and an American are in a bar. The American shoots the Mexican and the Frenchman.

>>684046285
Butt hurt amerifag

>>684046285
>1000 years? There is no country that is a 1000 years old anon. You just proved how stupid Americans are

>>684046285
USA! USA! USA!

>>684048009
Trump trump trump dur hur build a wall potato

>>684047745
Egypt, China?

>>684047745
China and Japan retard

>>684048164

It's okay, Pedro. You're one of the cool beaners, right?

How do you know when the cheeseburger pizza Diet Coke?

To get to the other side

>>684048686
England. France.

>>684048618
>>684048686
Really, they have been countries for 1000 years? Jesus anon read a fucking history book.

>>684049192
Not countries for 1000 of years, independent city states. Fuck Americans are stupid

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>>684044060
you know your a red-neck when "load the dishwasher" means "get the wife drunk"

you know your a red-neck when you let your 12yr old daughter smoke in front of her children at the dinner table.

>>684048686
Yeah China and Japan are celebrating their 1000 year aniversary next year

>>684049216
um, yes. yes they have...

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This is why Amerifags are all butthurt.

>>684049360
Admits misstatement and proceeds to call Americans stupid for his stupidity... Makes sense

>>684046285
How about all the school shootings, crime, poverty, violence and corrupt legal system?

If you want to insult an American, all you have to say is: I'm shocked, American, at how nice you are compared to the rich Americans I meet. It's nice to see people who are so rational and frugal.

I do this shit all the time in airports. Throws them right the fuck off.

>>684049874
Oh you mean Eastern Europe?

>>684044060
>Being american is enough of an insult.

>>684049360
You're a fucking idiot. Of course things will be rebranded but those monarchies have been around for over a thousand years, even if it hasn't been the same family line. You're arguing semantics, not the point that the OP was making.

>>684049546
You know you're a redneck when you use your instead of you're.

>>684049826
Independent city states and countries are the same anon? Fuck you're dense

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>>684050054
No I'm not arguing semantics. Apples and oranges. Look up the definition of a country. Go ahead anon. I'll wait. See of that definition fits to China and Japan, Europe etc

>>684044060
Being an American is insulting enough m8

>>684050568
True

>>684050363
You're a faggot. Synonym of a country=kingdom=monarchy. Eat an Islamic dick you eurocuckold.

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Everyone hates us, yet we're all you talk about. Stay in your own countries you dumb niggers.

>>684050054
France, yes. England, no.
England was made up of about a dozen kingdoms until the Norman conquest in 1066. Almost a thousand years old, but not quite.

>>684050363
Japan is well over 2000 years old you fucking dunce

>>684045361
>Implying the US isn't the most third world first world country

>>684051184
Only in the nigger neighborhoods

Poster of >>684050932, I never said anything about China or Japan because I'm not retarded, but France and England certainly count as countries to me. Anyway, I wasn't the original poster of this argument but you are still an idiot.

>>684051340
I hate people like you

>>684051142
England as we know it, but those borders were redrawn by that conquest. A monarch has been sitting in London for over 1000 years so again, fuck off.

>>684051527
Reasoning?

>>684049546
>you know your a red-neck when "load the dishwasher" means "get the sister-wife drunk"

>you know your a red-neck when you let your 12yr old daughter-wife smoke in front of her sibling-children at the dinner table.

fixed that for you

It is difficult to answer the question, "What is the oldest country in the world?" for it is challenging to define whether an entity in ancient times would have been considered on par with a modern nation-state. Certainly, numerous empires existed in the ancient world - in China, Japan, Persia, Greece, Rome, Egypt, Korea, Mexico, and India, just to name a few. However, it would be difficult to consider many of these empire to meet our modern definition of nation-state.

>>684051340
Well to me you're an idiot does that make it so?

>>684051890
In your eyes, yeah sure, why not?

All over a fucking American insults thread. FML

>>684051178
No its not. Proof? Sure it's been inhabited by people for that long but as far as a country goes it's not 1000 years old. If that's the case then Mexico is 1000 years old too because it had many precolombian societies living in its borders

>>684052111
Oh wow just noticed I just got trips.

>>684051552
You can draw a line from the present day head of state back to 753 BC with the first Roman King.

>>684044060
Thanks for taking Justin Bieber.

Year 2769, by Roman calendar.

I'm American and most Americans are ducking stupid, uneducated and believe that America is the best country in the world and if anyone questions anything about it, they are automatically labeled un american. It's pretty stupid

Ba ba burn

>>684052280
You must think I'm a lot stupider than I am

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>>684052478
nice try, europoor

>>684046285
How.about the one about the US having one of the highest infant mortality rate of any industrialized nation, highest obesity rate, one of the highest illiteracy rate, no national Healthcare etc etc

>>684051184
This
>>684051328
and the immigrant neighborhoods.

>>684052478
Really ducking stupid

>>684052900
I dont consider niggers americans tbh

>>684051757

For the most part, these empires consisted of an agglomeration of city-states or fiefdoms. These ancient empires were not the equivalent of the modern independent country, which really came into existence in the nineteenth century

>>684052478
duck you, you ducking duckface. i'll duck you're mom in the ass while you ball your ducking eyes out.

I love living in America. It's great to live in country where there's accrual too much food and resources. Obesity is a problem. An awesome problem. It's like having too much money, too much property or getting too much pussy. If a country has an obesity problem, they're doing rather well.

>>684053281
It's not just African americans. How many college degrees do you have cracker? ( not counting the one from the University of Phoenix online )

>>684053670
Kek

>>684049546
You know you're a Yuropoor when "load the dishwasher" has no meaning because it involves working and an unaffordable appliance.

>>684053670
México is actually fatter than the U.S. and it's doing really shitty, so no obesity does not equal doing well

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>>684053681
Nigger detected

>>684047745
Persia (current day Iran) was the first human civilization. They're still around too, fuckwit.
>dumb American here

>>684053942
Uneducated entitled white christian millenial detected

>>684053901
No that's not correct, nigger. The poverty rate is extremely high in the turd hanging off America's ass. The obesity rate is not that high there.

>>684053961
>For the most part, these empires consisted of an agglomeration of city-states or fiefdoms. These ancient empires were not the equivalent of the modern independent country, which really came into existence in the nineteenth century

>>684053961
Mesopotamia

>>684044060
no

>>684052900
>highest infant mortality rate of any industrialized nation, highest obesity rate, one of the highest illiteracy rate, no national Healthcare etc etc
wrong on every account
Angola has the highest infant mortality rate
Mexico has the highest obesity rate
Niger has the lowest literacy rate (go figure)

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>>684052209
660 BCE... You do the math muthafucker

>>684054193
Read this anon. I know it might be higher than 3rd grade reading level but give it a shot son

http://m.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/mexico-surpasses-u-s-world-fattest-nation-report-article-1.1393801

>>684054210
No, honey. It was a single entity. Hence empire. Stop you fucking inbred.

>>684054210
Historian here. This kind of fucktardery always amuses me.

>>684053942
Uneducated-no
White- yes
Christian- no
Millennial- no
Entitled- no
1 out of 5. Funny enough, 1 out of 5 nigger babies survive their aborting cunt nigger "mothers"


Try harder nigger.

>>684054429
Angola is not a developednation. It is 3rd world. Learn to read anon

>>684053961
Don't try to reason with the Yuropoor. They're all mad because their counties have been conquered several times in the past and is currently being conquered by Muslims.

>>684054429
Counting these on the same level as industrialized nations. GTFO fucking pleb.

>>684054429
>niger
>go figure
Top fucking kek

>>684054436
>claims to be

Read the whole article anon. Not just the parts you think back up your assertions

> Anon claims to be intelligent but is actually a typical uneducated amerifag

>>684054566
University of Phoenix doesn't count

>>684054641
What online degree you have anon?

>>684054964
You're a special kinda fucking retarded... Congrats

>>684055180
No sir, you are

ITT: butthurt britfags. Sorry your country is a miserable shit stain. Also sorry your people are famous for being inbred, boring, and insufferable. Oh and then you have all the pedos and your innocuous patrolmen. Horrible fashion, horrible teeth, horrible food.
No need to hate on us for being better than you. Just come over here and be happy.

>>684054964
Please tell me as to how the article saying Japan claims to be the oldest nation is contradictory to his assertions

>>684055152
Not online nigger but i graduated from Columbia University. Not that that matters. Contributing to this thread doesn't require a college degree. I mean, you're here so......

>>684051184
Most States in the US is the equivalent of an individual country in the EU.

>>684055341
Dude that is over 2600 years of claiming to be a country. Somewhere along the line of the first 1600 you have to call a spade a spade and admit that it's over 1000 years old and you're a fucking idiot and now so am I for stooping to your level of idiocy. Good day Faggot

>>684054767
1% of united states has gone full muzz. So 3.3 million home grown united states citizen terrorists in the states waiting to wage jihad on you. Fuckn not going to the states would rather stay in Euros

>>684051184
I love that europoors actually believe this
Stay mad, Europe

>>684055587
Claims to be is not the same as is

Claim (uncertainty) I claim to be the son of God. Does that automatically make it so?

>>684056005
You have a narrow understanding of language.

>>684055676
Bullshit. And you're on /b/ ? Did you just Google that university. Oh right you studied women's studies

>>684056153
No, you do

>>684056153
I speak 3 of them. How many do you speak amerifag?

>>684056343
12 year old detected

it dosent really matter. its like, whiteboy or cracka. you say nigger or something and black people instantly perk up and notice it and take offense, but you call a white person a white racial slur and...white people dont let it offend them, or even comprehend how it could even be offensive. your basically saying "yo white guy, remember that time you were on top of the world, and still pretty much are". uh, thanks?

>>684055811
>claiming to be claiming. Go ahead and look up what a claim is anon. I'll wait. Read all of the definitions not just the first one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sqai4Za7Sg

We all should be insulted.

>>684056163
Lol. Just because I'm educated doesn't mean idon't enjoy watching the cancer that is /b/. I get it, you are angry because you didn't accomplish ask the things your mommy said you could. Life is hard. It's even harder for aspecial, unique snowflake life yourself. Just keep working that had station job and possibly someday you'll make it to shift leader.

stay mad faggot.

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>>684056412
whatever number comes after 3
I'm American so I don't know

>>684047745
All says China and Irán are civ of 1000 years, dude they have not 1000 cuz if they have it Murica get it too (old civs of América) and you murifaggots kill that nations.

>>684054964
>>684055587
>>684055811
>>684056005
>>684056153


1.claim . Verb
state or assert that something is the case, typically without providing evidence or proof.
"he claimed that he came from a wealthy, educated family"
synonyms: assert, declare, profess, maintain, state, hold, affirm, avow;

>>684054652
hey sparky it is all third world ...from the sun

>>684056834
Man whiskey sure fucks my swipe text game.

>>684056838
Which ones?

>>684056597
The word has multiple meanings, so what's your fucking point? Japan has been a country since 660BCE. Go on again with how there isn't countries over 1000 years old...

>>684057124
Which word? Country?

>>684057238
Claim

>>684056894
English, mother fucker. Do you speak it?
Also, Iran is like over 7,000 years old. Older than Egypt.

>>684055676
Fucking Kek
>Columbia University
Anon claims to have attended Columbia University

>>684057395
australias had aboriginals on it for 70,000. during that time they invented a stick.

>>684057718
ok but Persia actually established an empire in 6000 BC soooo...

>>684057718
Yeah but it was a sweet stick... Dijeradoo is pretty badass

>>684057124
No it hasn't you fucking idiot. I'm done arguing with ignorant Americans. You are a product of the failed American public school system. You are the laughing stock of the world. Go ahead and throw ad hominem attacks it doesn't make you right. You fail to understand what a country is. Just because it has been inhabited by numerous dynasties does not make it a country in the Modern sense of the Word.

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>>684057718
also a hollow stick that kinda made sort of music, they were so fucking astounded they made it holy
>pic related a fucking hollow stick

>>684044060
Tornado Bait

>>684058068
no its not its the worst 'musical' instrument ever invented

>>684058177
LMFAO... please professor, do explain?!?

>>684050248

Independence Day is July 4th, not April 7th

>>684058480
Well first give me the definition of a country. Not one you pulled out of your ass. I'll wait

>>684058465
I'm gonna need an army of dijeradoos, 10,000 diferadoos

>>684058614
No, please I wanna hear yours

>>684058177
OK smartass, if your whole fucking argument has been about the fact that a claim can be false, then it's time to fucking put up or shut up. Prove the claim is false or this has been nothing but posturing, you faggot. Show me why Emperor Jimmu didn't establish the country in 660 BCE

>>684058614
I'm going to prove to you that you are wrong. Go ahead a find a definition. I'm waiting. Let's see if it fits to China being a country for 1000 years. Use a reputable source not one you made up

>>684057718
Ok the mideast had pastoralists and shit too..we're talking about civilizations not fucking nomads.

>>684058861
He established a dynasty. It was not called japan, it did not have a form of government unless you count a monarchy as a government, no social programs, no written document like a constitution, etc etc

>>684058068
>>684058316
>they made
no actually they even say themselves they just noticed rotting logs making funny noises. they didnt make it, they just found it.

>>684058963
You're not a very good troll habib

>>684059282
Source?

>>684058316
>see you blow in this end and a sort of different noise comes out the other end
>holy shit all worship the hollow stick

>>684059388
Not a troll Hunter

>>684058861
This anon is full of shit. Don't bother. At least 3 anons gave examples of ancient civilizations and then they changed their tune to "modern countries". Very obviously don't know what they're talking about.

>>684049216
China is over 2000 years old, Japan is around the same age. Who needs to read a history book?

>>684059451
Are you fucking kidding me??? Go read and I'll wait

>>684044060
"Im sorry what? All I can hear when you speak is 'hamburgerhamburgerfreedumshamburgergod"

>>684059623
And America is 10,000 years old anon

>>684059282
Since when are social programs a prerequisite to becoming a country? Also, monarchies aren't countries? Dafuk? By that logic there are countries today that you don't count as countries.

>>684059642
I did and it's all telling me fucking Japan came about in 660BCE. Just give it up already.

>>684059797
just came to thread to let you know your autistic

sage

>>684058861
Because countries did not exist until shortly before the industrial revolution

>>684059942
Copy and paste

>>684059908
They are not a prerequisite but they are things that countries provide for their citizens

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>>684047745
>>684048618
>>684048686
>>684053961
>684053961
>>684056894

>>684059908
How hard is that to understand? A monarchy is not a country.

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>>684060436
wat the fuck is going on ITT

>What are best American insults you know?

"You smell like a European!" always seems to piss Americans off.

>>684060436
Stop fucking backtracking to avoid being wrong. Youre wrong, you're full of shit, and you need to stop.

>>684060436
"A country is a region that is identified as a distinct entity in political geography."
Simple as that, faggot.

>>684059942

On March 31, 1854, Commodore Matthew Perry and the "Black Ships" of the United States Navy forced the opening of Japan to the outside world with the Convention of Kanagawa. Subsequent similar treaties with Western countries in the Bakumatsu period brought economic and political crises. The resignation of the shogun led to the Boshin War and the establishment of a centralized state nominally unified under the Emperor (the Meiji Restoration).[48]

>>684060037
did u just watch crash course WH? cause ya know thats wrong and so are you

>>684060762
Keep going that's only part of the defintion

>>684060878
So every time a country has a civil war it has to start over as a new country? Give me a break.

>>684060910
No I don't watch YouTube

>>684061052
Nope. I never said that

>>684060965
"A country may be an independent sovereign state or one that is occupied by another state, as a non-sovereign or formerly sovereign political division, or a geographic region associated with sets of previously independent or differently associated people with distinct political characteristics."
What are you hoping to hear, anon?

>>684061052
no every time its invaded it starts over, like germany is only bout 60yrs old iraq bout 5

Americans have this collective thing where they think themselves white hegemonic collective so just point out the fact that individualistically that they are stupid/insult their perceived intelligence usually derived from the collectivist works/works of others and watch them crumble "but muh collectivist achievements built off the backs of many is my personal pride alone". Underlying tones of nationalism etc, bullshit like dank memes melting steel beams, and when they try to laugh and turncoat turn it back on them again and they crumble. At best they'll come back with an ad hominem (the "alpha" ones anyway, the betas will just meld back into the collective nah you can't hurt me cause I'm part of the crowd). They just don't stand up on their own 2 feet and can thank French Kings for their existence separate from the Imperial Federation as a thing at all. Facts BERN.

>>684060910
And you're right professor amerifag?

>>684060878
So because of this happening that means everything that happened before never happened? Or are you just arguing cuz you're a miserable person with nothing better to do?

>>684061052
Centralized state is the key word. Country

>>684061233
Keep going that's not all

>>684061367
>Or are you just arguing cuz you're a miserable person with nothing better to do?
OK I agree with you on the country issue, but lets not act like this isn't the reason we're all here.

>>684061086
maybe start then where ever your getting your info its um...not correct or sensical or coherent

that they are anything at all they owe to banks dicks that have been sucked and the nigger

>>684061253
That's a strawman argument anon. I never said anything about a civil war.if that were the case UD2 would not be 200+ years old

>>684061276
not merican your just retared

>>684061434
It says "the establishment of a centralized state"
>a
>A
it does not say "the establishment of the FIRST centralized state in Japan"

american continent has been getting repeat waves of immigration for 50,000+ years from african kingdoms to scandis to colonisation period to aboriginals going through antarctica when there was more a landbridge etc

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>>684044060
what the fuck did you say about my burger? ill fucking sit on you

>>684061731
dude
>retared
>retarted
kek

>>684061523
Finally someone sees the light.

>>684061518
You want to post the whole damn wikipedia page, anon? Just cut to the fucking chase, already.

>>684050248
you sir are classy

>>684061693
neither did I both examples are invasions not civil wars

r even reading anymore?

>>684061772
Kek, so all those dynasties were centralized anon?

>>684061882
>Wikipedia

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>>684062165
are you suggesting the wikipedia page for "country" contains misinformation? You should go edit it then, Einstein.

>>684061523
I'm Here to prove how ignorant Americans are. Their narrow view of the world and of history and failure to gradp simple and well established facts is mind-boggling. Well I don't blame them too much since you have all those right wing zealots rewriting history books to include Moses as a founding father and refer to slaves as workers

>>684049751
I laughed a little bit.

Only a little bit though

>>684061268
This anon

ITT: a bunch of anons whose last history class was in high school stir up old and time-corrupted memories.
Prove me wrong. Someone tell me who Gavrilo Princip was and what he did without using google

"guys I totally need insults to use on americans when I play call of duty after school tmw. I don't know anything about them so gimme gimme".