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Hey /b/, how do I ask my 13 year old neighbour to be my girlfriend?
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2016-05-13 03:00:34 Post No. 684038857
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:00:34 Post No. 684038857 [Report]
Hey /b/, how do I ask my 13 year old neighbour to be my girlfriend? We've been hanging out almost every weekend and I'm really falling for her, the only problem is im 25 but I still want to be with her

> also whoever rolls 69 gets a pic of her
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:01:50 Post No.684039028
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:01:50 Post No.684039028 [Report]
lol u 12?
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:02:06 Post No.684039069
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:02:06 Post No.684039069 [Report]
Enjoy getting raped in jail.
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:02:41 Post No.684039148
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:02:41 Post No.684039148 [Report]
NoicE B8 M8
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:02:44 Post No.684039157
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:02:44 Post No.684039157 [Report]
>>684038857
You don't.
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:02:44 Post No.684039158
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:02:44 Post No.684039158 [Report]
>>684038857
Drug her, fuck her, and go on with your life.
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:03:08 Post No.684039207
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:03:08 Post No.684039207 [Report]
>>684039069
Shsjowbdbxkamav iamdbxhaknsbfk
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:03:46 Post No.684039292
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:03:46 Post No.684039292 [Report]
>>684039069
oh shit
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:03:51 Post No.684039303
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:03:51 Post No.684039303 [Report]
>>684039069
Winner!
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:04:01 Post No.684039337
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>13
Way too old
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:04:44 Post No.684039430
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:04:44 Post No.684039430 [Report]
>>684039337
Degenerate bastard
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:05:02 Post No.684039487
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:05:02 Post No.684039487 [Report]
>>684038857
Cum on her doorknob before she comes back from school
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:05:12 Post No.684039506
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:05:12 Post No.684039506 [Report]
>>684039069
Bingo. Now pics OP
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:05:14 Post No.684039510
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:05:14 Post No.684039510 [Report]
>>684039069
tfw god
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:05:21 Post No.684039530
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:05:21 Post No.684039530 [Report]
>>684039069
That was fucking fast
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:05:29 Post No.684039544
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:05:29 Post No.684039544 [Report]
>>684038857
you don't. you make friends your own age
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:05:40 Post No.684039569
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Show us OP. Just don't put all of us on a watchlist
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:05:48 Post No.684039590
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:06:04 Post No.684039623
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>>684039430
I like girls aged 5-11.
Youtube is full of them doing gymnastics and stuff.
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:06:25 Post No.684039686
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:06:25 Post No.684039686 [Report]
>>684039069
>>684039569
Lmao
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:07:04 Post No.684039766
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:07:04 Post No.684039766 [Report]
>>684039623
Link to these vids?
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:07:13 Post No.684039785
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:07:13 Post No.684039785 [Report]
>>684039569
god damn
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:07:34 Post No.684039839
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:07:34 Post No.684039839 [Report]
>>684039766
If I did that I'd get banned. I told you want to search anyway.
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:07:36 Post No.684039846
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:07:36 Post No.684039846 [Report]
srsly .... how can you even think that when you KNOW shes that young.. and your that old!?? maybe seek Counseling or even better just walk up to the prison and say you wanna stay over night the rest of your life Pedo freak! ...

MOOOODSS!!!
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:08:07 Post No.684039912
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yo pokemon photo booth app
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:08:15 Post No.684039926
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:08:15 Post No.684039926 [Report]
>>684039569
>>684039069
Double win
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:08:26 Post No.684039959
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>>684039846
Where did all these normalfags come from?
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:08:36 Post No.684039973
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:08:36 Post No.684039973 [Report]
>>684039839
You wouldn't get banned cuz it's perfectly legal.
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:08:54 Post No.684040012
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>>684039846
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:08:55 Post No.684040015
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:08:55 Post No.684040015 [Report]
>>684039846
shut up fag
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:08:59 Post No.684040022
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:08:59 Post No.684040022 [Report]
>>684039959
reddit
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:10:10 Post No.684040216
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>>684039973
Correction; I wouldn't get v& because it's perfectly legal. I'd get b& 100% if I posted a gymnastics video here.

>>684040022
Reddit has a bunch of pedos in it too though. It even used to have /r/preteen
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:10:21 Post No.684040254
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:10:23 Post No.684040265
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:10:23 Post No.684040265 [Report]
>>684039337
true
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:10:33 Post No.684040298
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>>684039846
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:10:49 Post No.684040341
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:10:49 Post No.684040341 [Report]
Why are you asking a girl tied up in your basement permission for anything?
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:11:08 Post No.684040398
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:11:08 Post No.684040398 [Report]
Pic
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:11:10 Post No.684040407
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Queen hate China
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:11:14 Post No.684040420
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:11:14 Post No.684040420 [Report]
>>684040216
Does it still have this?
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:11:48 Post No.684040514
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:11:48 Post No.684040514 [Report]
>>684039569
69 OP GIVE US THE GIRLY GIRL
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:12:15 Post No.684040607
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>>684040420
It's been gone for like 5 or 6 years now.
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:12:53 Post No.684040717
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:12:53 Post No.684040717 [Report]
>>684038857
Just break in house when she sleeps and molest her
Or drug and rape her, I'm not familiar of how you FBI guys work
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:12:54 Post No.684040719
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:12:54 Post No.684040719 [Report]
>>684038857
Buy her a puppy and tell her she can't have it for five years. At least you won't suffer alone.
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:13:02 Post No.684040748
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:13:02 Post No.684040748 [Report]
>>684040607
Any other place?
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:13:31 Post No.684040841
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:13:31 Post No.684040841 [Report]
>>684039069
Holy shit this
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:14:50 Post No.684041056
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:14:50 Post No.684041056 [Report]
>>684039069
Hahahahahahaha my fucking sides!
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:15:10 Post No.684041129
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>>684040748
Youtube. Webcam videos, gymnastics videos, panties playlists, etc.
Use your brain and the search box.
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:17:08 Post No.684041488
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:17:08 Post No.684041488 [Report]
>>684040216
holy shit, never heard of that
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:17:43 Post No.684041590
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:17:43 Post No.684041590 [Report]
2008
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:18:26 Post No.684041697
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:18:26 Post No.684041697 [Report]
>>684041129
Guide me. Any preteen chans? Legal
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:19:50 Post No.684041936
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>>684041697
>Guide me.
No

>Any preteen chans? Legal
No, they're grey area.
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:19:54 Post No.684041945
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:19:54 Post No.684041945 [Report]
>>684041697
Dude. Chill yo.
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:20:04 Post No.684041973
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:20:04 Post No.684041973 [Report]
Hey op, I never really understood this whole pedo thing. I get that under aged girls can be attractive, and there's nothing wrong with finding them attractive. However actually going through with a relationship, or attempting one anyway is what I don't get. Since there is a big age gap you both would obviously have different prioraties and interests. how do you expect it to work out?
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:20:44 Post No.684042083
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:20:44 Post No.684042083 [Report]
Dude, Snacks please stop making threads about your underaged neighbor. You are a huge faggot.
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:21:41 Post No.684042251
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:21:41 Post No.684042251 [Report]
>>684040748
mazterchan . org / candy

z=s
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:21:47 Post No.684042265
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:21:47 Post No.684042265 [Report]
When I was at the age of 16 I had GF she was 13, I thought that was messed up...
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:22:24 Post No.684042347
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:22:24 Post No.684042347 [Report]
bullshit thread, promises pic at 69 and then doesnt deliver, fuck this guy.
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:22:30 Post No.684042370
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:22:30 Post No.684042370 [Report]
>>684042251
They update very slow tho
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:23:32 Post No.684042536
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:23:32 Post No.684042536 [Report]
Please die
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:23:43 Post No.684042564
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:23:43 Post No.684042564 [Report]
>>684039069
Fucking god mode
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:24:29 Post No.684042677
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Op isn't Donald Trump.
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:25:24 Post No.684042800
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>>684042251

>mfw
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:26:04 Post No.684042888
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:26:04 Post No.684042888 [Report]
One Icecream bart mint 10/2,34
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:27:23 Post No.684043078
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:27:23 Post No.684043078 [Report]
>>684041973
This so hard.

Prepubescent girls should never really be found attractive though. Cute, maybe but not sexually arousing. To each his own though... Just don't hurt little kids in real life.. Even if it's consensual everyone will beat it into their heads that they were abused and should feel traumatized an you'll just brb, jail
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:27:36 Post No.684043118
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:27:36 Post No.684043118 [Report]
>>684042251
Critical error
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:27:57 Post No.684043159
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:27:57 Post No.684043159 [Report]
69
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:28:18 Post No.684043217
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:28:18 Post No.684043217 [Report]
>>684039590
Kek
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:28:45 Post No.684043268
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:28:45 Post No.684043268 [Report]
Go out and talk to a woman your own age loser.
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:30:41 Post No.684043526
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:30:41 Post No.684043526 [Report]
There is no girl. OP just wanted attention and didnt think anyone would get 69. Now that someone has he isnt going to talk or anything and just sit back and bask in the attention he is getting. Im out of this thread.
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:30:47 Post No.684043544
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>>684039846
fuck off
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:31:39 Post No.684043658
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:31:39 Post No.684043658 [Report]
>>684043078

A girl of age 13 might very well look older if fully developed. It may be a stretch. But to say that she can't be attractive... that's just a lie. And at that age she is not "a little girl" any more. In many countries 13 is fine for marriage. I believe that is the case in some states in the US also?
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:32:23 Post No.684043756
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:32:23 Post No.684043756 [Report]
>>684043078
And by consensual I mean they know what sex is and are actively looking to have it. For instance when I was 12-13 I wanted to fuck almost every female teacher I had. One in particular. If she would have had sex with me I would not have been traumatized and I would have had one of my biggest fantasies ever fullfilled. Get it? Innocent kids cannot consent to that kind of behavior. I however sat in her class everyday thinking about bending her over her desk...
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:33:26 Post No.684043918
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Anonymous 2016-05-13 03:33:26 Post No.684043918 [Report]
Nice copy post. Saw this over a year ago
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