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Check out this faggot hold up a bus to protect our constitutional rights...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGxSzn5DKK4&feature=youtu.be
>>684030067
It's actually a fuckin train.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXQoI6456nI
>>684031434
man, i hope that you have a really nice night and that whatever is weighing on your mind right now gets resolved soon. love you.
>>684031434
You're less of a faggot then>>684031347
that's still makes you a huge faggot though it could be worse.,
>>684031434
you may be blind, but at least you're not black.
>>684030067
Look at this bitch freak out at some kids.
http://youtu.be/-s9vnbyOj5U
>>684031705
Thank you very much. Having some personal problems, but hopefully they'll be over soon
>>684028765
if you think you can handle it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jJLiBDdDVo
Jacques Niggerson
>>684032341
There is a sadness in his eyes. I almost have sympathy for him
>>684032300
dubs have spoken. /thread
This.
>>684032482
bitch is fucking stupid, just shave with the mens razor since there is almost no difference.
or switch to one of these and save a shitload of money
>>684032482
The women's razors are made to shave two whole legs, not 1/3 of a face. Dumb bitch.
Meme king
>>684032300
>looks at thumbnail
no thanks
>>684028765
>Author pretends people talking about different fetishes is a fucking norm
>portray this in a "group scene" of people discussing their kinks
I don't recall the last time I talked about how I like to fuck
This author is not a normiee get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Their point is invalid
>>684031944
why are there so many black people?
>>684033606
Niggers gonna nig.
>>684028765
Didn't even make it half way.
>>684033867
we dont have may of these kinds of people in Australia, he have abos but they are mostly ignored.
>>684033144
Some people are picky and won't used things made for the opposite gender.
Last year I was staying with my aunt for awhile and one night my cousin wanted to shave. So my aunt gave him a razor of her own, but he didn't want it because it was pink. So of course she made me drive to the damn store at 12 PM to buy some.
>>684028765
Jesus christ. That made me want to hang myself. Thanks once again, /b/
>>684034199
man i hate going to the store at noon, too
>>684033633
Hey I saw that on that grammar show
>>684034199
lol, someone isn't too comfortable with his sexuality.
unless it was a used razor.
there's no way i'd touch that shit
>>684034075
We still have all black neighborhoods in my hometown.
Only had one on my street growing up.
Maybe humans tend to group up by race?
>>684028765
HITLER WHY YOU LOST WHY WHY WHY PLEASE COME BACK WERE SORRY WE DIDNT LISTEN TO YOU PLEASE SAVE US!!!!!!!!!!!
>>684032521
I thought the same exact thing. I feel really bad for him and I have no idea why.
>>684032630
>Good boy points
Dafuq.
When i was a child my reward was not being spanked with a leather belt.
I did not have a good childhood though.
>>684033053
cute, not cringe. too bad real tumblr is fat retarded xe feminist.
>>684034310
I meant midnight
>>684032962
>Atheism
Everyone know that being Agnostic is where it's at.
>>684032300
what the FUCK happened at 0:33
>>684033865
Aren't sponges supposed to absorb semen not expel it?
I call bs, that squirrel got knocked up by something else. I predict it to be the retarded star fish.
Bitches love the retarded star fish.
>>684031216
>get it?
>>684032300
>>684035183
im crying with laughter
>>684035268
It's better than being an atheist, i never said there weren't people who were both agnostic and retarded.
>>684035639
I was just trying to post something cringey and relevant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNTqX6O51ec
>>684034199
Would make the faggot eat them
>>684032300
hahahahaha fuk i havent seen this guy posted on here in awhile.. glad to see he is still around
>>684034199
Was the razor used? Never use a used female razor. You never know where their genitalia has been.
>Inb4 what if she doesn't shave her genitals
What kind of woman doesn't shaver her pussy every once in a while?
OP image source site has a comic teaching PISS PLAY.
With furries. Every day we drift further from God's light...
>>684036195
Asians
>>684028765
i can't fucking handle this. this comic enraged me. "androsexuality?" "slokiosexuality?" what in the fuck?? people identifying as anything other than LGBA are attention seeking faggots and need to be eradicated off this shit planet. thanks op, thanks for this.
>>684036384
I'm sure most asians trim their junk every once in a while
>>684032300
the cringe lord has blessed us once more
>>684036284
shame on you for not posting it.
>>684036195
It was new. She had an entire bag of razors.
>>684037004
then he was a faggot for refusing to use a razor because it was pink
>>684035183
holy shit lmao
>>684037267
I concur with anon.
>>684031216
More, /b/ro
>>684030067
>>684031944
i lost. bad.
fk our species.
>>684032456
CORNHOLIOOOOO-ooooO-OOOO
>>684033206
really? so doesnt that mean the women's razors have better value?
>>684032482
2 different kinds of razors you dumb bitch. Can't use a leg razor on your face.
>>684028765
>deviations should rule what the norm could be
posmodernism
>>684031434
you're lookin good today anon
>>684033144
my wife steals my fucking razors.
>>684036875
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>684036875
Fucking degeneracy
We should purge this filth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxUeFHUlHT4
>>684039967
she has a point. why is target letting men into girls bathrooms where people send their little daughters into?
>>684039519
Lol
>>684038445
So this shit it's a man who believes he's a woman, and as a woman he declares he's a lesbian?
>>684036875
Hitler didn't die for this
>>684040366
I don't know about all that.
I cringed when her fat ass brought her family in to march around target condemning the gays, when clearly no one in the store gives a fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsFvSzBS2c8
>>684040823
point taken she is a dumb bitch.
but still, why let men into women's bathrooms? i think it's fucking stupid.
>>684033659
wow I'm using that laptop model
>inb4 model is the guy
>>684036875
>they have a patreon
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>684038445
Oh Chris Chan, I would say 'never stop being you,' but I know it's impossible for him to stop.
>>684036875
jesus fuck
>>684039228
Men's razors are better.
>>684040649
No, it's Chris-chan, of Sonichu fame. Believes that he needs to have a daughter to fulfill a prophecy, but obviously couldn't get his fuck on with any women as he was. Figured that if he were a lesbian, a woman may want to have sex with him and here we are.
>>684032880
No, I don't have the audacity to come to him for help.
>>684028765
>comic about being open-minded
>big chunk of it about being close minded towards things that aren't progressive
>>684032880
With those noodle arms, dude couldn't even master masturbating.
>>684028765
such wasted talent...
>>684035031
Agnostic isn't a religious stance.
You're either Atheist or Theist.
Agnostic-Theism is the belief there is a higher power of some sort but you're not sure.
Agnostic-Atheist is someone who lives assuming there is no god but ultimately isn't 100% sure(aka every non retarded self identified Atheist evet.)
>>684041387
>oh haha
>>684032482
This bitch should seriously go talk to gillette, or any other manufacturer of grooming products. Womens shit costs more because it is more expensive to produce, period. A woman's razor is not at all the same product. TLDR, only retards believe in the "pink tax"
>>684036706
In Korea, Japan and China it's associated with being a whore / slut. Hairy bush is simply preferred.
>>684041757
>>684041960
C'mon, it wasn't that bad. just promoting tolerance. i've seen worse.
>>684041960
Right? It fucking hurts to see
Christians vs Christians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeZI-mL2Frw
>>684042727
That's how you know it's A+ cringe!
>>684032880
Yeah, that mall ninja blade is gonna be really effective....
>>684035268
People like this faggot are why I no longer call myself an athiest. Goddamned euphorics fucking it up for everyone....
>>684032630
fuck it this guy rules
>>684043593
I just say I don't believe if asked.
Unrelated video, kinda cringe, makes me laugh every time. I think the guy might be a tad high.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F32Fb6DugLU
>>684042712
who the fuck writes this?
>ignoring her
is abuse? are you fucking kidding me?
>>684040158
nothing cringe about this fine looking gentleman.
Ready to cringe out your ass holes? https://youtu.be/qafdFyS81M0
>>684031216
>>684031066
Love it more Reddit gfags plz
>>684044301
You win. Holy shit.
>>684042712
>Urinating on her
but that's my fetish...
>>684041168
After experiencing an all-gender bathroom, I think separating the genders is pretty stupid. Piss in a stall, wash your hands in a common area.
Also, when you lump in all men with pedos, your world view is pretty fucked
>>684036875
Fuck me, hurry up and launch those nukes Putin.
>>684045072
Men spend less time in the bathroom, why would you make them waste time waiting to use it?
>>684044301
Yet another sphincter clincherh
ttps://youtu.be/u5Y0QEGsKWc
>>684045802
Shit messed up the link https://youtu.be/u5Y0QEGsKWc
>>684044301
The autism, it burns.
>>684044215
Doesn't get the joke.
>>684032482
I still Kek'd at the last frame
>>684031944
What is happening please somebody help me.
here you go dudes:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo
>>684030067
That dude's actually pretty legit. I mean, his argument of the constitution vs. the specific California law is probably bogus, and he would likely lose in court, but he keeps his cool remarkably well considering the circumstances. I bet most of the /b/ fags in here would have long ago pissed and shit their pants by the point at the end.
>>684031944
Dude in the elevator at 11:00 is like oh fuck no.
>>684046074
>PreCalc
>College
>Aced
>"Math genius"
Dude what the fuck, I took pre calc in fucking 10th grade and got 85%+ on all the tests, only reason my grade sucked was cause my teacher assigned like 3 he assignments a night and I never caught up with the fucking busy work.
Oh and I am at best mediocre in the knowledge department
>>684031944
Dealt with the sheriff 2 times in a row.
>>684031944
>"I'm already crying"
>"well, keep cryin"
>>684032945
Holy shit dude
>>684047332
..... nothing about what he's doing is legit. It's completely obvious from the getgo that he's just trying to get out of paying.
You're defending the kid from 2nd grade who said his dad will sue your dad when you call him out on his lies about his dad working at nintendo. Sure, he has "confidence" but only because he has a borderline sociopathic misunderstanding of social etiquette
>>684047332
He ought to use his skills to stand up for something that matters. I mean come on, refusing to show your train ticket? It's not like they wanna search his bags.
>>684046470
Same.
>>684032482
I'd like to see her try and shave her legbeard with a guy's razor and cut her shit up.
>>684047221
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo
2nd comment: >do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?
The best poets of our generation are inspired by living nightmares like this.
>>684047097
Borderline personality disorder
>>684047221
It is as we have feared...
>>684032945
NO!
>>684048762
That actually makes sense.
Thank you anon.
>>684044301
Reminds me of my best friend's little brother. Next.
>>684031788
Holy shit man you need an English lesson or two
>>684035244
Spongebob Cuckpants. Patrik jumped from the tower, Spongey now paying child support.
>>684032740
Holy fuck I have the same headphones...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MVyQNNFobA
>>684047221
Jar-Jar fucked deviantart
>>684032945
This makes me want to die because a berniefag would unironically want this made and they'd pay out the ass for it. On the other hand, the idea of a Trump pony plush is kind of fucking hilarious.
>>684050011
what the fuck did I just see.
>>684044215
Go to /fa/, post this, ask them to tell you why this is cringe.
We've been over this too many times.
>>684050768
Paranoid schizophrenia?
>>684032482
So fucking cringe. Last frame is kek tho
>>684028765
I thought I was litterally on tumblr while looking at that piece of shit.
>>684032945
God fucking damnit.
>>684033144
I have a saftey razor and believe or not, it does not work as good as my gilette pro glide. It'll take me longer to shave with a saftey razor and it'll still leave hair on my face and it annoys the ever living fuck out of me. Switched back to my gilette and shit felt so magnificent, left me nice and smooth and took like 1/3 the time
>>684050580
yknow im a fairly bright guy but my parents taught me early on to shut the fuck up about it so i dont become a jackass
>>684028765
That wasn't that cringey.
I agree with the sentiment for the most part, mainly the do as you please as long as you're not hurting anyone bit, and being more educated on your own biology.
But the whole identity politics that comes packaged with it is such bullshit.
I'd give it a meh/10 on the cringeometer.
>>684047519
Is that Abella Anderson?
>>684051222
Also, that's how you start the thread?
Pull out a nice and juicy one from Facebook.
>>684036875
>>I ended up reading the entire strip
>>684033216
Dat finger placement
>>684036875
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_is_dead
>>684036875
> Prep time
> They start pissing on the bed immediately
What the fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zqiGsYEx2E
2:14, thank me later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGFOLKoM44E
Cop tells one of those "I'm not driving I'm traveling" guys how he really feels.
>>684036875
>current year
>not promoting sexual depravity
Come on OP, this isn't cringe. Stop being such a bigot.
>No one will touch me until my mother is here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4L4IkYKcsU
>>684032300
Andy Kaufman-esque and a little bit of an Ethan Klein character until solo-fedora guy showed up
Then it was just bad acting without comedic value. Then it was just boring.
>>684036875
Didn't make it past the 3rd row... what did we do to deserve this?
>>684052278
Holy fuck this kid looks like someone from my high school. We called him Napoleon, since he behaved like Napoleon Bonaparte, complete with his social awkwardness.
>>684052278
So a nuanced opinion has no place on /b/, gotcha.
>>684052873
>>684052603
Lost to these fags. Officially cringed.
>>684050011
This hurt me...
>>684034941
He's referring to money
>>684051562
And women think they're the same as us.
>>684036875
HOW IS THIS ACCEPTABLE??????
Your cringe source is here /b/ros
>>684051562
"That's like better than sex"
Like she'd know
>>684047519
I'm out!
>>684051562
This is the complete opposite of cringe. My sides!
>>684040158
pat bateman?
>>684054372
I wish this world was just a nightmare of my damaged brain, it would be great to wake up to something nicer
>>684053556
>money
newfag detected
>>684033216
This motherfucker looks like the villian of Hellsing
>>684031434
Don't let your dreams be dreams. You are awesome and YOU CAN DO IT! I believe in you ya sexy, confident faggot!
>>684054619
This isn't a ylyl thread
But good content
>>684054130
Fucking sickening.
>>684055092
lol wrong tab
>>684052873
>Whentheacidkicksin.jpg
>>684044301
that was actually kinda funny kek
>>684045072
>man walks into uni-room
>goes into stall
>pisses all over toilet seat
>only other dick bearers will use that stall
1 guy can ruin it all for the potty squatters.
>>684055556
(off by one)
>>684055442
How do you get to this point in life?
>>684032482
She has a very punchable face.
>>684055841
Gagged a little.
I have a niece. This made me dizzy and nauseated. I'm gonna go lay down
>>684055492
>we will dox you until you kill yourself
He will find out a person's identity and location until they kill themselves. Huh. You know, things that don't make sense is cringeworthy, but this just adds fucking retarded to the list.
>>684042455
>being this stupid
>>684056217
Not really cringe just semi-unattractive people cosplaying
>>684056092
Holy fuck. The internet has created a generation of degenerates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ4pWWTxBuo
cancer
>>684056458
Not a ylyl thread
>>684055642
Never seen what happens when women pull the hover maneuver, have you?
Trust me, it's not always dudepiss.
>>684056217
shit cosplay for a shit show. how fitting.
>>684056352
Agreed.
They're having more fun then me that's for sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sqai4Za7Sg
You can not handle the cringe
>>684033515
This a cringe thread, not ylyl
>>684056225
its a question about if you believe, not if you know or not
you're either a believer or not, either theist or atheist
>>684054204
Lmao he fell for her trick
>>684036875
Somehow I lost once they started talking about his diet rather than the fucking fact they're gonna pee on eachother
Something that happened in /a/ not too long ago
>>684054003
Thanks anon. You are under-appreciated.
>>684056092
How the fuck does this even happen?
>>684057073
there are more? post please
>>684032740
I hate this guy's face.
>>684055556
I don't get it, this guy's pretty handsome.
Why's he such a fucking faggot?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CUWtUtfqg0c
>>684056092
I legit want to apologize to those kids. That fucker ruined their lives forever
>>684056303
Das some creepy ass shit.
>>684032740
I don't understand why ugly degenerates like this purposeless put photos of themselves up on line.Do these mother fuckers ever look at a mirror?
>>684055897
>Aw shit nigga
KEK
>>684055897
>aw shit nigga
C'mon man this isn't YLYL
Which is probably why it's funny.
>>684040158
I never cringe at this one. I don't get it.
I work in theatre and nothing in this scene is wrong. He looks in costume in a wing door. IDK. The only off part is having his goddamn phone anywhere near the stage.
>>684049244
wtf is this Jake and Amir?
>>684051185
looks like they failed then dumbass
>>684032945
How much did it sell for?
>>684051313
Yes, i mean, i believe it`s her, shit, i must to fap to Abella now
>>684051153
Guess what? You're doing it wrong you stupid faggot.
If you need more than two strokes (one each direction) for any specific square inch of your face, you're doing it wrong.
The fact that you think this is 1/3 the speed of that is evidence that you suck at shaving and are probably either 14 or a man child.
>>684047832
Laff'd
