kill urself autist

Philip Morris are my only vice

who the fuck just decides to start smoking, stop being a faggot

>>684015053
Why the hell do you think I'm smoking?

>>684014840
Why would you decide to start smoking? Coming from a smoker this is mind boggling.

>>684015346
Me, and you first

>I've decided to willingly enslave myself to the tobacco industry by consuming a product I know to be highly addictive for no real reason other than lookscoolman.jpg

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first pack is very important but try something new ocasionally

>>684015416
I honestly don't care about my life anymore at all

>>684015024
Seconding Marb reds. That or camel no filter

>>684015625
look who's talking, where do you think you are?

>>684015673
so donate all your money and off yourself instead of being an angsty sperglord

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>>684015673
that explains it

>>684015658
This but the mint green pack, they're lighter but not too light.

>>684014840
Don't start, its a trap

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>>684014840
I suggest marlboro. I smoke pic related.

>>684015928
you fucking degenerate. those are the only good American Spirits and the quintessential suburban starter pack. eventually, you should try the black ones too and then GTFO of American Spirits 'cause they're nasty and last too long

Just get Marlboro reds or Camel blues. Theyre both very good introductory cigarettes.

Yes they are pleb, but youre just starting.

>>684015625
So, what make you decide to start smoking?

>>684014840
Don't start smoking, it's a slow slope.
If I wanna watch you die, just do me the favor and speed it the fuck up with a bullet.

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>>684014840
>inb4 niggerette

>>684016018
>Marlboro: Bronson Edition
literally just shittier quality tobacco, terrible first back

>>684015658
>supporting Indians
no

>>684015024
>Basic faggot

Vice Roy reds my man

>>684014840

Newports all the way

>>684014840
Dont

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wat

>>684014840
Export A
Baby Blue or Green

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>>684014840
Cost a dollar more and you don't have rat poison being put into it (and they last twice as long).

>>684014840
Don't bother mate, I've been smoking for 10 years or so, it's a waste of money and a fucker to give up once you start. I don't even enjoy it really.

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>>684015928
those are menthol, yellow's are light. Keep sperging boi. Taste's really nice. The other tabbaco I can recommend is Van Nelle plum flavoured but I doubt you'll get them

>>684014840
American spirit blue or ché brand cigarettes.

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>>684016315
nice b8

>>684016507
Bump

>>684014840
Cock

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The only cig that is acceptable in this situation is the Camel Wide Light.

>>684016400
cannot be unseen

>>684015024
This

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Lucky Strike or Marlboro if you're a man. Camels may be smoked if you're drunk and need a cig. Anything else is for women or queers.

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>>684014840
Lucky strike. A good red with a nice flavor. This if you want to be a normal smoker, if you want something to smoke sometimes then its another stuff
>>684016018
Dank

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Dont start on reds lel. Turkish royal master race. Smoothe but harsh enough to get that nice buzz going but not over whelming like kamel reds/marlboro reds even though they're not terrible if you were to smoke them.

>>684016315
>>684015658 (You)
Look closer at the small logo, does it look like hitler?

Niggerports.

Also get ready for a lot of women to turn you down for almost everything. Unless they smoke too, in which case get ready to eat some of the nastiest pussy ever.

>>684016400
Made me kek

>>684014840
OP has decided he's a loser who wants to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on cancer sticks that stink and are not cool at all.

I would recommend GTFO faggot brand

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>>684014840
newport 100s and smoke weed too u pansy

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>>684014840
if you want great flavor w/ less additives roll your own.

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Lucky strikes, so you can build on that cancer of yours.

>>684016937

Agree

OP u seem better suited to mouth fedoras than the real cigs. if u do it go for the newport menthols. that way u can bond with your fellow nig nogs.

>>684014840
newport menthol shorts for the evenings

camel unfiltered for the daytime

i dunno why, i like menthols at night

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>>684016965
Dont you feel like they're a little to dry? My dad always get's them and I cant even steal any because of that.

How about pic related?
To me it's cheap, light, and great for wee.

My dad smokes cigars, he's also got emphysema and COPD. He requires two different drugs to breathe properly, as well as an oxygen tank. One rescue inhaler and one regular inhaler.

he can't walk 10 feet without his O2 levels dropping to dangerous levels before losing continence.

he wishes every day that he never started smoking
have fun with that faggot.

>>684016965
i used to smoke those but they have so much fucking tar in them they burn twice as fast as normal cigs

>>684015024
This. In soft pack. Better taste, I'll say.

>>684016363
yeah if you're a fucking nigger

>>684014840
don't, just don't, I'm a smoker, if you start you won't stop, it's great, but don't, especially if you're not rich.

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>>684017585
you know you're just ruining fun? Do you really care about those smoking idiots? Let them be dumb.

I like Winstons

The real question is what vaporizer you should invest in bro. Huge clouds bro. Imagine you somewhere looking so cool. The clouds bro the clouds tho. Muh cloudz breh

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>tfw I started smoking because I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself outright

Been smoking Marlboro light 100s (gold pack)

Reds were my fav in the beginning though, just a bit stronger and harsher

>>684017891
I care about everybody enough to offer guidance to a better life. If they don't take the advice, FUCK THEM. but if they do then at least I helped them out.

I get it op. American spirits. Additive free supposedly.

>>684017893
this nigga's right tho. Just you wait n c their feces as you blow them straight into them :A)

>>684018037
Why not do heroin

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Blue Lucky Strikes, but I'd advice you to not do that because I've been trying to quit for a while and I just can't, also your money is going to disappear.

>>684016965
Royals and pall mall menthol 100's

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>>684017187
agree

>>684014840
you want to rethink your life OP

>>684018037
it takes more guts to kill yourself slowly by smoking than it does to kill yourself outright. COPD is no fun, look it up. Look up videos on youtube of what you're going to become, a hacker, a cougher, with COPD and emphysema. You're really not taking the easy way.

>>684018207
Opiates are mad hard to find where I live. That's mostly why.

That and my hookups are out of town. Can't even find weed.

>>684018448
Yeah. I'm fine with it though.

My first pack was salem black label. I have quit and started vaping though do urself a favor and vape instead smells a hell of alot better and taste better

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American Spirits.

>>684018609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TiD0yCwiM0
>I'm fine with it though

>>684014840
Underage and b&

>>684014840
Benson Hedges Menthol Lights

Best fucking smoke, evah!

Don't listen to the faggots telling you not to smoke. If you can limit how much you smoke, then do it in moderation - otherwise you'll have to eventually go cold turkey to quit. That sucks.

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>>684015400

>>684018155
When did /b get so soft? Who gives a shit about OP? He's a faggot who wants to start smoking, let him


Saying that, I like Rothman Blues

>>684014840
Marijuana

>>684015673
Same, but spend the money on a motorcycle or some other dangerous shit. At least that will be fun. Either way I smoke reds.

Marlboro or Camel

>>684015673
>>684019138
Like I smoke because I smoke. If I could stop and spend the cash on cooler shit I would.

>>684017893
You need to die

Weed, smoke weed, unless you're a bitch, Then you should vape

>>684019099
we are all the same conscious awareness in different individual bodies. we are all forged of the stars, once fused together as one. Blown up into pieces, we only have the illusion of being separate. What affects OP affects me.

>>684018782
That's pretty cool.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not completely edgy. There are some days, even weeks where my life is going great and I won't want one at all. I just smoke to die.

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>>684018609
> can't even find weed

kill yourself

Get a machine and make your own. Its like 10 dollars for a bag that makes 10 packs, the roller is 40 (pays for itself within a month) and the paper is like 3 bucks so if you smoke a pack weekly your only spending like 13 dollars every 2 months instead of 200

>>684019673
Trying to.

>>684014840
fuck that smoke jimmy weed

You dumbass.

I smoke American Spirits, the dark blue organic kind just because they taste better to me. Might be placebo, but I don't care, they taste better.

They're a bit more expensive, a buck or two a pack more.

Also why? I quit for years and have been smoking off and on. It's somewhere between coke and heroin, depending on the person in terms of addictiveness.

You're crossing a rubicon, you'll likely be smoking for the rest of your life, depending on your personality/brain chemistry.

Marlboro No 27's are amazing.

>>684017893
... Is this Chris Born?

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>>684014840
smoke big cigars and make sure to inhale that shit. Makes you die much more effeciently - and please do so. Noone likes those smoke smelling faggots blocking buiding entrances and stinking everything up.
would it not be easier to jump off a bridge or stop eating or something?

>>684019673

If he's from bumfuckistan, it happens.

If he's from the city, or even low density burbs... I agree. Kill yourself.

>>684016869
What this cunt said

>>684015673
"Mom, Dad, I don't care about my life anymore at all !!!"

>>Decides to start smoking

Fuck, are you 12 right now ?

>>684017585
My grandma and grandpa have both been smoking since they were fourteen and neither has any medical conditions.

Sucks to have shit genetics

>>684020532
Get 'em Cleetus!

>>684020463
>blocking building entrances
95% of cities in the states have 20ft laws at the very minimum.

>>684014840
I've smoked newport lights for the past 15 years but I honestly think I only chose that brand cause my grandma smoked em and she's the one I nab off of. Just don't do it man, spend your money on fastfood or extreme hobbies. It will be a more delicious/fun death.

>>684020309
>Marlboro No 27's are for faggots.

>>684014840
Coffin Nails

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>>684016315
Newport is my go to
Used to smoke Winston, but crossed over to menthol after smoking Newports for a week for a cold.

>>684016937
Unf, every once in awhile I pick up these bad boys

>>684017108
They're cute, but it's like smoking fucking air

But really OP, you shouldnt start smoking, if you have no reason to live, just start drinking. Smokes are so expensive.

If you like to make your lungs bleed BLACK clove cigarettes are good for that.

>>684021315
.... which no one obeys

>>684014840
I've smoked for a year straight, started first week of May last year and kept going up until yesterday.

Only reason I haven't smoked today is because I was out of money after my car's alternator murdered the battery.

No drawbacks so far, except really wishing I had something to do besides sit on fuckin /b/.

P.S. American Spirits will dry your mouth and throat right out

>>684021835
yeah I always just blow my smoke in peoples faces after they confront me and I go about my business.

>>684022002
Same. Sometimes I flick it at em and laugh at their reaction. Them light up another with a big cheeky grin

Newports. All these other fucking brands will give you cancer. How many nigger you know that have cancer from smoking? 0. Science!

DUDE JUST SMOKE FUCKING WEED SHIT. This thread is hilarious. Why kill yourself and waste your money when you can impersonate every nigger ever and waste your money.

>>684022359
>spend money and die slowly
>spend money and die slightly less slowly

You seem to be confused about how life works.