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Data is running out, gf kicked me out of my own apt. Gonna kill
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Data is running out, gf kicked me out of my own apt. Gonna kill myself. How do I film it so /b/ can watch?
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Periscope
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Nice little knife. I have the white handled version.
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>>683958851
robert dont be a fag
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>>683958851
Blow up your car at a police station and run around makes with the knife. Police assisted suicide. Plus you will rise to Valhalla like a fucking avatar. Godspeed
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>>683958928
Can I stream without a credit card? Don't have a credit card.
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>>683959072
That's a good idea. How do I do it?
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>>683959257
Come on guys help this guy out
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>go get gas for car
>speed like maniac till cops get on you
>you'll be on TV if you run away from cops
>don't get caught
>run at police officers with your lil dick knife
>get shot on live television
>be famous

Oh and write the date and /b/ on windshield so we know it's you
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>>683959313
>go to cop station
>ignite car
>propane would help
>get naked
>run at cop with knife
>Shot dead on the spot
>live forever
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>>683958851

Ur ghey. Bet u dont even have big cums
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>>683959598
How do I film it for you guys?
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>>683959374
This one sounds best even if you do record yourself suicide bombing cops you won't be able to upload it or anything
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>>683959374
This cuz you won't use data
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Download periscope. You can stream right from your phone.
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>>683958851
if it is your own apartment stop being a bitch and fucking kick her out with force you fucking retard
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Uh if yoy got kicked out of your OWN apartment then just call the cops to kick her out, and keep on living...
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Timestamp.
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Don't be a tard. It's not the end of the world. Data gets restored every month
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>>683960511
Now get the cops on you
Oh. Put it in your window
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>>683960419
>>683960471
That was my first thought but she called the cops and said that I beat and raped her. I'm going to jail either way, just would rather be dead than imprisoned because of lies.
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>>683959753
You don't you will be on the news
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Run into a police station and shout allah ackbar
But first wear something big under your shirt
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>>683960766
like a pair of moobs?
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>>683960518
The data has more to do with uploading a webm or video. I need a way to live stream my death without consuming a lot of data, so it doesn't cut out. I'm not killing myself because of the data, just want to be able to show my death to you people.
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>>683958851
Gopro, murder-suicide, upload when you're done.
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>>683960930
Find one of those public street cameras we can all watch from.
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>>683960836
Haha I am fat
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>>683960656
Wire up (microphone) and get her to say that. Then let her sue your ass of and present tape on final day of court hearing to fuck her over for wrongful proscecution. Does someone have the screengrab of the guy that actually did that btw?
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>>683961069
>.
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Okay we need some more information to help you in that matter

-where are you?

-which items are around you?

Bonus: do you have access to a private vehicle?
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>>683960930
Are you 12? Is that bitchs name on the lease? She can't kick you out. Have her arrested for trespassing. Why would you ever kill yourself over a fucking woman?
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femanon here. you sound like disgusting human beings, and I would never bf you or even have you as friends. you would probably realise that i'm too pretty for you anyway, and I guess that you wouldn't even dare speaking to me IRL

also, I'm not posting tits, because i have the right to post on this website without getting slut shamed. also, i'm an oldfag and i know that that rule does only apply to attention whores
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>>683961069
I'm in Madison, WI. Where is the nearest publicly available street camera? I'm in a brown shirt and blue vest.
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>>683961069
www earthcam com/mapsearch/
Or use public wifi.
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>>683961220
Madison, WI, knife and fake airsoft gun, have a private vehicle.
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>>683961283
>Assuming anyone here wants moralising sjw like you for a gf
tits or gtfo
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>>683961283
this pasta is already so stale
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>>683961298
Does this help?
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>>683961298
Dont you have a phone? Use periscope or something.
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If you are going to kill yourself give us the name of your gf.
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>>683961622
He's almost out of cellular data
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>>683961254
There are a lot of reasons for killing myself, but basically she has made me feel worthless and has lied to the police about me because I can't support her spending habits. Not trying to be talked out of killing myself, just want to film it for you.
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>>683961622
Read the thread, you complete retard
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>>683958851
Download perisiscope app and stream
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>>683958851
THAT'S why you're suiciding, are you a fucking child? Man, if it's yours then you can call the police on her, if you're on a stable relationship then the judge will at least tell you to sell your apt and give half the money to her.
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Kill ya GF man.
Its ya Apt.
Fuck dis bich man
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>>683961254
This
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>>683961800
Not enough data. Read the thread.
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>>683958851
>out of my own apt

betafag detected. kys for allowing that to happen
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>>683961800
See >>683961759
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>>683959257
you can it is free
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>car is full of trash
>drives an automatic
>can't even afford a proper knife

Yeah you should definitely kill yourself. Also we don't care how tbh. But atleast try to kill as many people as you can before you an hero, thats a good way to make up for being such a massive faggot.
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>>683961816
Read thread faggot
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Nigga McDonalds has WiFi. Go dunk your head in oil.
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>>683961840
Again, she made false rape and domestic abuse claims against me. I'm going to jail if they find me alive. Otherwise, I would just remove her from my apt, you fucking autist.
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>>683961800
Also dude if ur serious bro don't do it. I have suicidal thoughts alot all you gotta do is smoke or drink and realize it will get better man. It sounds autisticly simple but just think about that bro your using a permenant solution to a temporary problem
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OP are you kidding? Your going to kill yourself because your gf kicked you out of your apartment? Nigga call the damn police, if it's under your name she can't do that. Just leave her if she makes you like shit. Stop being a fag OP
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>>683961993
Kek'd
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So am i gonna see someone an hero here or what?
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>>683962080
Read the thread, faggot
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>>683961957
I did, it still doesn't make any sense, get a fucking lawyer,
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>>683961712
Fine. You should kill yourself for being such a spineless pussy. You know that she can't just say you raped her with no evidence right? There is a legal system. Sounds to me like you spent too much time on 4chan believing there blown out of proportion anti feminist shit.
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>>683961993
lol
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>>683962097
Probably not, we posted live stream links but OP hasn't responded to them.
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>>683962073
Public cameras or free wifi. And you better be for real too many threads failed me already.
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>>683962186
>You know that she can't just say you raped her with no evidence right? There is a legal system


In the USA?? hahahahahahahahaha
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>>683962157
>Can't understand that what he wrote has already been written
>Being this 13
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>>683962157
His gf told the police that he raped and beat her
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WORLDSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR
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>>683961509
why should I show my tits to degenerates.
Go kill yourself you will do a world a bigger favor, thats all you are worth for
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>>683962157
he can't he's running out of data

don't you people read the threads?
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>>683962199
Where?
Links pls
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>>683958851
>alchoholism
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If your ex said you raped and beat her you better do it for real before you an hero
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>>683961553
I can do Basset Johnson, Johnson Park, or anything downtown. Which one do yall want?
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>>683962407
>thats all you are worth for
maybe you should spend your time learning to write proper sentences, instead of wasting it on here.

now, tits or GTFO
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This nigga every heard of a Starbucks? Wifi is free there!
Also, OP is a faggot and won't deliver.
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Basset
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>>683962199
Aright adios then
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>>683962575
downtown
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>>683962567
OP is on /b/, probably to beta to even touch a woman
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are you gonna an hero or what
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>>683962575
The first one, Basset Johnson.
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>>683962605
Summerfag thinks asking tits from a soon to be hero is a thing.
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>>683962605
>falling for copypasta
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>>683962295
>>683962292
Lawyer, if someone told the police I killed a guy then I still have to go under investigation, whatever man,
You wanna do it, do it, but you'll have to admit it's because you're a fgt, not because of false rape claims, try to kill her and then yourself, that'd be cool
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>>683962642
>>683962652
Pick a cam, I'll verify before I call the police.
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>>683959374
>rolling just in case not b8
>rolling in case epic bread
>OP you would /b/ legend
>also if do make sure shiny and chrome
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Link?
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You good for nothing piece of shit. You can't even kill yourself.
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>>683958851
OP don't do it man, do you need someone to talk to? I'm over in Janesville.
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>>683958851
Seppuko in a public place. Make a show of it.

Someone is sure to film it and the film is sure to leak onto the web.
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>>683962799
Checked
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>>683962799
Dubs gets! Op killed by police
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>>683962861
I 2nd that but suggest tiny instead, so us eurofags can offer him asylum
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>>683962861
Thanks for the thought, but pretty set on killing myself. Just pray for me if you see me on the news.
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>>683963065
Just give us a damn link op, I dunno what do do without a damn link
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>>683962861
OP, don't listen to him. Don't be a faggot like every other OP, you'll be famous forever. Be An Hero, not a Faggot.
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>>683962686
Okay, can you see me? Brown shirt, blue vest, red backpack.
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>>683963065
Well... if you're going to do it, at least call your parents and shit. They deserve to know and if you can't do that you're not ready to off yerself.
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Can't you just face the situation like a proper human being, without jumping from 0 to ''KYS faggot''?
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>>683961553
link?
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>>683958851
Go read Eckhart Tolle so you don't have to kill yourself. There ya go problem solved.
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>>683963065
>Just pray for me if you see me on the news.
>religious
>suicide
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>>683963226
Someone verify, I'm on mobile. Please post screenshots in case legendary bread.
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>>683963226
here?
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How about no? Just go home op
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>>683963291
Dad is dead, mom is addict/doesn't care. No parents to call. Already settled debts/said goodbye to friends.
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>>683963402
what the fuck is the link you fucking faggot
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Your mom is going to cry herself to sleep every night because you are a pussy and can't handle life getting a little tough.
Selfish fucking asshole
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>>683963402
post the fucking link
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SOMEONE PLEASE LINK
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F5
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>>683963402
I'm posted in front of the basset brunch club.
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Link the shit
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LINKKK I WANNA SEE
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Go to a counselor op
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>>683963498
Read
>>683963464
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https://cameras.cityofmadison.com/advanced.web#eyJsIjowLCJpdGVtcyI6W3sicCI6MCwicyI6IjAiLCJpIjo0NTk3NzYsInQiOiJjYW1lcmEifV0sInNiIjoxLCJtIjoxfQ==
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>>683963500
Dunno if it's the right spot and the line is slow as fuck, eurofag here

https://cameras.cityofmadison.com/advanced.web#eyJsIjowLCJpdGVtcyI6W3sicCI6MCwicyI6IjAiLCJpIjo0NTk3NzYsInQiOiJjYW1lcmEifV0sInNiIjoxLCJtIjoxfQ==
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>>683963600
checked
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>>683963571
WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT, IS MY SCREENGRAB CORRECT OR NOT???
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guys the feed went offline, only for me?
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>>683963647
Yea.
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too musch traffic, shieeeeet
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>>683963731
me too
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>>683963595
Boo fucking hoo. Blame everything on your childhood instead of being a fucking man.
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Somebody contact the authorities, don't let this bastard kill innocent people
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>>683963731
offline here too
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>>683963498
I doubt it, but thanks for the concern for my mom.
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>>683963731
me too
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>>683963340
Underrated post
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Please tell me someone is filming the camera. Eurafag here and I cant connect
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>>683963731
Yep, you missed the whole thing. Some cops shoot him.
RIP OP
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>>683963773
Ok move over to the fire hydrant across the street and wait for the stream to come back up, we backlogged it with traffic overdose.
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Bro, sell your car. Spend your money on a plane ticket to some remote part of the world. Live a little :)
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>>683963894
recording* lol
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>>683963827
No one is killing innocent people fucktard, just killing myself.
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>>683962799

Op respect my fucking dubs
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>>683963931
this
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>>683963950
Share to tiny, shit's too dodgy for all of us.
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>>683963824
Who gives a fuck if OP is selfish, everyone is you retarded piece of shit. We only give others what they want because it feelsgoodman.
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fuck, should not have shared the link.... now we basicly DDoSed it
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>>683963512
>>683963491
>>683963500
Where is the link? I've looked for live traffic cams in Madison for a while now, i'm not seeing it
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GODDAMN CAMERA DOWN WAIT FOR US OP
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>>683963972
Don't fucking do it, you retard. To as this guy >>683963931 says.
You only get one life, don't be a fag and waste it.
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>>683963975
Not gonna hurt civilians. Just want to die, not hurt anyone.
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Anyone have link to stream?
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>>683958851
You don't because OP never does.

Otherwise you should be able to get the news to film it for you is srs. If you are going to go out, at least go out lazy.
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>>683964088
im confused the link wont work for me anyways for some odd reason. website looks fucked but the link was

https://cameras.cityofmadison.com/advanced.web#eyJsIjowLCJpdGVtcyI6W3sicCI6MCwicyI6IjAiLCJpIjo0NTk3NzYsInQiOiJjYW1lcmEifV0sInNiIjoxLCJtIjoxfQ==
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>>683964141
stream is down cuz too many faggots are trying to connect
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>>683964108
Give it time. Those feelings will pass. It will get better
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>>683963827
He's not killing innocent people, but someone should definitely call cops and send them to his location
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>>683964181
see >>683964087
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DO NOT SHARE THE STREAM.
You are basicly preventing ALL of us to see it.
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OP here, waiting for cam to come up again.
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>>683964190
I said link to stream faggot
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>>683963340
I didn't kill myself I just slightly made my neck leak a bit. I then accidentally died from running away from people trying to help and repeatedly tripping onto my knife again.
No suicide kthnxbai.
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>>683964181
THEY SHUT IT OFF, FEED DENIED 403 SHIT, USE LOCAL WIFI FOR PERISCOPE OR TINY.
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>>683963773
How're you gonna do it OP?
Can't load shit atm
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gr8 you broke the stream. goodjob 4chan fgts
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>>683964239
Sad news for you, all these summerfags clog it up.
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>>683964239
Come on, dude. Drive to a fucking hostel and think about what you are doing. You don't get to regret it.
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>>683964052
Real life doesn't feel good. It is fucking tough. Your faggot generation is the reason the world is going to shit because you don't know how to handle a little hardship.
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>>683960656
You bitch. Might as well murder-suicide if you don't have the cajones to fight it out.
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Faggot won't do it, story is bullshit. If you use too much data it just charges you overages on your monthly bill. What kind of faggot cares about their cell phone bill when they're dead
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>>683964239
gET ON WIFI SOMEWHERE, madison has shitty line
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>>683964239
Don't fucking do it bro. It's really not worth it will pass it's not worth
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>>683964228
why are you such a faggot ?
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Dont do it OP! Sell your car and get a plane ticket and come live with me, we can smoke weed and watch some crazy shit on the internet together.
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>>683958851
kill your gf first faggot
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>>683964362
>cajones
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Stream ain't coming back up for hours, get on wifi op. You're near a bar aren't you?
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>>683964429
Don't want to hurt anyone, just want to die.
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>>683964239
Lizzie stop it
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>>683964383
Because anon is just being a pussy and suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. When I had cancer last year I almost an hero'd because of the pain and i'm glad I didn't now
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Go fucking live in the bahamas selling fucking coconuts, mate... Dont do it.
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LINK TO STREAM
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>>683964527
Echo doesn't have wifi.
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>>683964350
I'm not the faggot killing myself, I'm the faggot saying let him he an hero you fucking cuck. Hardship or not we can't compare each other to him. Retard, your generation is the reason why none of us have good role models.
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Link!!!!
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All fgts abondon stream, found a better one here:
http://www.cornell.edu/live-view/
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>>683964563
You are not thinking straight, mate. Don't listen to these fucking fat virgins faggots. Live life, don't fucking waste it.
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>>683958851
Kicked you out of your own aparntment? Um...call the police? Wtf
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>>683964620
fuck you there's already too many people fucking with it
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>>683964563
From an oldfag lurker, don't kill yourself, your life is the only thing you truly have, once it's gone you cease to exist, please continue to live through the shit to better times, please
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>>683964628
What city centre doesn't have some kind of public wifi somewhere?
We'll be waiting
tinychat com/7ea5bf
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>>683964645
>>683964367
>>683964350
Well, I'm removing myself from the gene pool, so problem solved. More room for your tough, manly self.
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>>683964578
How the hell did you find this? Ash, I don't really care anymore. There's nothing worth living for at this point in my life. I don't want to hurt you, don't worry about what they're saying here.
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>>683961105
>and present tape on final day of court hearing to fuck her over for wrongful proscecution
Do you know how courts work? You have to submit evidence before hearings begin. You can't surprise them with a "gotchya" piece of evidence at the last second.
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Pathetic
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>>683964810
oh shit
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>>683961298
I have family in madison. I would recommend quit being such whiney little bitch and suck it up. 'i'm sad my gf dumped me' so fucking what. It happens to everyone. Get over it and move on, find a new girl. shit stops sucking soon.
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http://www.cornell.edu/live-view/
is this near to you op?
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>>683964563
but she hurted you hasnt she?
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STREAM IS HERE
http://www.cornell.edu/live-view/
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>>683964810
ffs op just get on with it and post damn link
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>>683964782
Good we need less faggots who are negative about life.
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>>683964810
b8
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>>683964782
No your not. Go home.
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>>683958851

Do it on Periscope.
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>>683958851
remember to use a steadycam or tripod
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>>683962186
>You know that she can't just say you raped her with no evidence right?
Actually. Yes. She can. Did you suddenly forget Blacks and Women exist or something? As long as the White man abides by the law everything is the way it should be.
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>>683964907
Wrong state you idiot.
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>>683962799
double breading for just in case
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>>683964914
How the fuck can I post a link if I'm dead?
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>>683964810
This isn't ash, I told you don't do it like all week
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>>683965095
It's called trying to get the newfags the fuck off the stream
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>>683965122
>duble checked
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Okay, already contacted the police department that something is going on near "https://cameras.cityofmadison.com/advanced.web#eyJsIjowLCJpdGVtcyI6W3sicCI6MCwicyI6IjAiLCJpIjo0NTk3NzYsInQiOiJjYW1lcmEifV0sInNiIjoxLCJtIjoxfQ==" this
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>>683964903
So? That's my problem, not hers.
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>>683964810
Shitty b8 fag
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>>683965201
u lil bitch
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Seriously dude just stop it. I really don't know if you're serious at this point but suicide wouldn't be a solution to anything. Dont listen to these faggots. Like "remember to use a tripod" what the fuck is wrong with y'all?
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>>683965201
b8
also, why share the stream with more? like it's not already being flooded?
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>>683958851
Evangelion, the remakes so you will really do it.
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