>>683952766
Wear gloves and don't ejaculate on it.

>>683952766
>look mum i posted it again
dont you have some cocks to suck, kid

>>683952766
Potato in the muffler

buck spray in the air vents

sugar in the gas tank

>>683952766
Have GM build it

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banana in the tailpipe

>>683954555
This

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>>683952766
>>683954555
>>683954944
All these gets! So fast! This is a get thread

>>683954555
this post wins and checked

Fire.

>>683954555
u sir have won the thread

>>683952766
>fucking with someone's car
You are the worst kind of person. Kill yourself.

>>683952766
Brake fluid on the paintwork.

>>683955142
Can someone give sauce on this WEBM (off topic).

>>683955230
what if they owed you money

>>683952946
>>683954508
>>683954944

Doesn't work. At all.

>>683952766
Put bleach in oil
Engine kill

>>683955230
Those people who block traffic are worse

Put a packet of tampons down the gas tank.

Expands and clogs the gas tank, wrecks the engine and extra points for having the mechanics laugh their ass off at the hapless victim when they pull them out of their car.

>>683952766
OP, define fucking it up. Do you specifically mean mechanically/cosmetically, or just looking to cause damage in any way?

Glue sand to the wiper blades.

>>683955142
dont imagine this would work, dont imagine that video would be admissible in court

>>683955312
How would fucking with their car get your money back?

spray liquid ass in the ac vents

>>683955312
they'll spend the money on car repairs

>>683955142

unrealistic

> setup a camera on the 4th unslashed tire

Sure you won't draw attention.

> send that video to their insurance company.

How? Asking them who insures them?

>>683955612
>spray liquid ass
>liquid ass

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>>683952766
No joke bro, smash eggs all over the wipers, mirrors, in the exhaust, tires. Everything... fucking impossible to clean off

Load it onto a space mission when they're not looking. Gets em every time

>>683952766

Brake fluid all over the body. The acid will fuck up the paint soooo badly..

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>>683955142
>4 slashed tires are vandalism
>3 aren't
>Shit tier auto insurance detected

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Limburg cheese in the vents. Will last forever and almost impossible to get out. Especially stankey when the heat is turned on

>>683956286

The fluid looks like water and just has to be thrown on the paint. You can even use a kid water pistol to spray discreetely. Easy. Quick. Discreet. That's definitely what I would do

>>683952860
That's exactly what I did to my ex's car!

>>683954555
Aww, that's cute.

You forgot the disclaimer.

"User took several ford executive cocks in exchange for this unbiased review."

>>683957068
If it melts paint, surely it would melt the plastic water gun?

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>>683955142
This is just over-flowing with retardation. Vandalism is always covered if you have full coverage on a vehicle. It has nothing to do with the number of tires. It has to do with meeting and/or exceeding the insured's deductible.

I know. I was an insurance adjuster for over a decade.

>>683957262
Nah, clear coat and paint are quite a bit more sensitive than hard plastic. Otherwise they wouldn't put brake fluid in plastic bottles, which incidentally will fuck someones paint up damn good.

>>683957360
>I was an insurance adjuster for over a decade
Jake?

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>>683954555
Win

>>683957207
Why are you so butthurt? Nobody likes GM. It's just a cheap chevy

>>683957360
What are you wearing?

Get glitter/confetti and put it in the vents. A lot of it. Takes forever before it's all out if done right

>>683957754
He bought one.

>>683957207
Government motors, go sit on you wiper blades and contemplate the bail out of your vehicle's company you Bernie

> have access to liquid nitrogen
> put a bottle of shaving cream in it for some time
> take out, remove bottle with knife or whatever
> throw frozen block of foam in car
> watch as it thaws and expands
For extra effect, use some kind of industrial building foam.

Are you mechanically inclined at all? Do you know anything about engines?
If so, pull some plug wires loose, but not off the plugs %100.
Loosen battery post clamps.
Put a dirty diaper in the intake by the air filter or shit in it.

>>683957754
Lol wtf.

If you don't know shit about cars don't talk out your ass about them.

GM itself doesn't make cars, they are a conglomerate. They own the Chevrolet brand you fuckwit. Chevy, GMC, Cadillac, and Buick.

>>683958058
Had to. Nobody else would've gotten that offended

>>683957661
Kek.

No, Jim with Liberty Mutual. I did wear khakis though.

Decent job with good pay, benefits and banker's schedule. However, absolute worst job I've ever had.

I'd rather go back to building fences during the summer for 10 bucks an hour while in college than do that shit again.

>>683958317
You can freeze shaving cream in your freezer also
Not sure about gap filler/ other foams.>>683958323

>>683958422
Nice try, I drive a Nissan.

>>683958350
Oh my bad for not adding the C to the end. You knew what I meant faggot

>>683957360
This. Customer Service Rep for over 15 years here. Can confirm completely. Bum ba dum bum bum bum bum.

Paint stripper on car

>>683957873
Nothing at the moment, except your mom's mouth on my cock.

>>683952766
car jack, drive it into a lake or harbor

destroys car and the evidence. or set fire to it, but the cops might take that more seriously since its arson and not someone taking a car for a joyride

>>683952766
Get a backbone and confront them you yellow piece of shit

>>683958650
Sooooo that post offended you, why?

>>683952766
Key it.
/thread

You dont, you solve your problems face to face, pussy

>>683958746
>edgy.gif
>that's a good one Jake!
>High five!

>>683958590
That should make things a lot easier, I've only ever heard of the nitrogen one.

>>683958806
Only works if it's actually a nice vehicle that they care about

>>683958249
Look up The Ford Foundation. Pure fucking evil.

Doesn't matter though. If you buy a new car, you're fucking someone over or helping to fund things that you would rather not be involved in.

Buy used, faggot.

>>683958447
What made it so bad?

>>683958650
Thank fuck. I know there's a lot of retards on /b/ but I didn't expect anyone here to be stupid enough to buy American.

>>683952766

use the force
the FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS

>>683959064
This

I have a shitbox thats 22 years old, it got keyed.

Why would this anger me, as long as the car still runs I dont care lol

>>683958317
JUST THROW THE LIQUID NITROGEN OVER THE CAR NIGGA

>>683955302
Google "blonde dog lick pussy" and find it.

>>683952766
Loosen the oil plug. Like break it loose then hand tighten it. Eventually it will work its way out and dump all the oil while they are driving and seize the engine. They will think the plug was just fucked up or something throwing all suspension off of you.

>>683959223
Pretty sure that next to nothing would happen. It might get chilly.

>>683959126
Yeah. Love my Titan. Better than any american piece of shit I've ever driven.

>>683955142
wow y u post cp?

>>683958969
Glad I could help. For max effect in a vehicle, use 4 cans( one for each seat. 10 for a full house. The cheap barbasol works pretty good.
>wear gloves when handling and wipe before you plant them.
A screwdriver is perfect for stabbing the bottoms

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>>683955302
>(off topic)
nigger are you serious?

>>683959195
My feels exactly. Mine has sun damage on most of it. The other is for offroading so....

>>683959349
>throwing all suspension off of you
yeah you don't want the suspension on you it can fuck you up bad

>>683955142
mod mods mods!

>>683959428
don't do this it makes mustard gas!!!!11!!

>>683959428
You sound ... experienced.

>>683959223
Could always put the nitrogen in the gas tank

>>683959553
Auto correct, Nigga, but it is kinda relevant

>>683957262
>>683957068
>>683956286

>Fucking casuals

Brake fluid is not acidic, its slightly basic and this is a shit idea. Why not just use literal hydrochloric acid that you can get from a pool-supplies store, or sulfuric acid which is used for unclogging drains.

Also not all types of plastic is dissolved by acids, even acid with a pH of 1 comes in LDPE plastic containers. But acid most certainly will fucking ruin the car, the lower the pH the better. Forget the water gun idea, that wont work unless you can find one made from LDPE. Just pour the acid into a plastic cup and toss it over the cars bodywork and pour it down the venting grill in front of the windscreen, which normally leads to the air intake for the air-con.

>>683952860

/thread

>>683959105
Incredibly stressful job. You have roughly 200 open claims at any given time, tons of reports to complete, phone ringing non-stop, pissed off people on the reg, micro-management, constantly changing workflow policies, less adjusting of claims and more attestation bullshit.

>>683952766

That poor 993.

Expanding foam as deep into the exhaust pipe as you can get. The shit never comes out.

>>683959349
I remember the last time I had a suspension on me. That shit sucked.
>OP this guy's post is probably the most viable option for least suspicion and maximum effect

>>683955444
dubstrips

>>683952766
Pour water into the gas tank. It will take time but the damage is long term

>>683955312
People that go full retard whenever someone owes them money...

>>683959678
Kek. I did this to a couple lockers in school. Cars are more expensive to do and there's way more potential for repercussions, but the lulz gained are so worth it if you get to listen to them tell the story.
>Fucking Foam Everywhere!!!!!!!

>>683959550
I mean I guess the fact someone went out of their way to vandalize kinda rustled my jimmies, but thats about it

>>683959660
Kek. Nice try

>>683952766
Use fire and magnets.

>>683952766
Poor an entire can of paint thinner in the crank case, that's surely going to fuck it up I'd think.

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>>683958350
No shit retard, they are GM products.

I only have worked at the Hamtramck plant here in Mi for 10+ years, what do I know

I guess a GM fanboy NEET would know exponentially more than I do about quality.

>>683959932
That's a good one
>get gap filler, not windows & doors

Put bleach into the oil.

>>683960261
Pretty much. The engine is the part that I'm worried about. Cars a Hyundai so...I mean... It's already a pos

>>683952766
If you can somehow tack weld all of their lug nuts to the bolts it might take some time before they even find out, won't ruin the car but it will be a huge inconvenience.

>>683954555
Another asshole who ignores numbers and facts and just supports his grand dad's opinions.
Check the historical record on Ford car resale values. There is a reason those values are so pathetic.

>>683952766
burn it.

Give it to a ricer and tell him to make it kick ass.

>>683952766
YOU CAN'T.

VEHICLES ARE UNSTOPPABLE KILLING MACHINES.

If you don't have acces to the car, brake fluid will do the trick. The thing is, you don't want insurance to cover it so apply the breakfluid on places where paint usually starts to go bad. Thing is, if s/he likes the car this will ruin it totally for him/her. It plummets the resale value and if s/he is willing to fix it, it will cost alot of money.

If you have acces to the car, then you shouldn't have a problem. Metal shaving in the oil etc.

Just make it look like normal wear 'n tear.

>>683960687
How you gonna just creep up with a welder? That shits heavy mang

Use a cordless drill and put holes in EVERY body panel, and all the pillars.And the tail lights

Lmao @ the butthurt from GM cucks in this thread

Automatically assume I work for/drive a Ford, haha.

See you next recall!

>>683960861
Well that's just downright evil.
>SWISSMOBILE, HO!!!

Pour sugar in gas tank.

Want more epic? Pour rdx in gas tank.

Want to live too? Put rdx in plastic baggie first.

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>>683955444
>>683955600
>>683955933
>>683958422
>>683959933
>>683960444
>>683960688
>>683960699
is this a fucking get thread in disguise

Get a breaker bar and snap all of the lug nuts off.

>>683960638
If your car runs and drives its not a PoS, it gets you to where you need to go, reguardless of what make it is.
>This is coming from somebody who isnt into cars all that much though

>>683952766
Open oil cap on engine.

Get some dirt mix it with water pour it in give it a drive or two.

Done.

>>683961090
Rdx? I am unfamiliar with this substance. Care to share?

>>683955341
Sugar does

>>683961160
Jesus, I didn't even realize I had so many dubs.

>>683961172
breaker breaker!! you out there lugnut? come on.

>>683961172
Or just a few. Won't be noticeable til the tire falls off or starts to wobble hard

>>683961234
>Googling is hard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RDX

>>683952766
>How to monumentally fuck someone's vehicle up with minimal trace evidence?

Drop whatever anger is haunting you and move on with your life. Living well is the best revenge.

>>683961205
This is true. I'm not complaining, just stating that it's low tier already and looks kinda rough. Like you said though, it gets me around so I don't complain much. Until my autist friend tries to get me to put extras under the hood.
>Dude, it's a fucking elantra not a race car

>>683961450
Dont be such a faggot. Thanks, anon! :)

>>683960444
>GM Fanboy
>Told you I drive a Nissan.

Being this autistic is astounding.

>>683961450
But where does one find this?

>>683959553
Shits heavy, pointy, and obdurate.

/Agree

>>683961943
You do realize you were white knighting for GM earlier ITT, right?

>>683955444
Wont wreck engine but many keks by mechanics

>>683952860
Steven Avery should have taken this advice.

>>683954555
KEKADEKATHON

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>>683959872
Interesting. Thanks for taking the time to answer.

Magnet on hard drive.

>>683961234
Google=friend

>>683962238
>Whiteknighting
>assuming all posts were me

Really my dude? I made a joke about ford faggots taking cock. Because all GM and Ford faggots do is fight over which brand is less shitty.

Pro-tip: They are both still shitty. Buy an import.

>>683961432
I wouldn't do that, you want them to notice as soon as they back out, doing just a few is a good way to get someone killed.

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>>683952766

>How to monumentally fuck someone's vehicle up with minimal trace evidence?

Set it on fire.

>>683958350
Wow who let the gm exec in \b\

>>683962756
Read the whole thread before you post you enormous cockgobbler.

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>>683952766

Find a stranger in the Alps.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCcKBcZzGdA

>>683961306
No it doesn't

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>>683958350

You forgot Opel, their European brand, you uneducated cawk sucker.

>inb4 foxhole

Car battery. Jumper cables. One end to battery, other end to exhaust. Make sure scratch thru rust to obtain good electricals. If this car not rusty pos, it should fry every sensor/wiring on de engine.

>>683963263
kek implying I would buy an opel that was less than 30 years old, or care about the brand for that matter.

motor oil in the brake fluid reservoir will cause all the rubber brake lines to weaken

>>683954555
>Have GM build it

booyah

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>>683963326
>>683963486

How about you mouth breathers come up with an idea that doesn't require a garage?

>>683952766
Is it a Rav 4? cause I don't know nuffin about a rav 4. I'm on parole.

Dry cream of wheat or grits in the fresh air vents, if it stays dry it blows through the car when the fan gets turned on, if it gets wet it clogs the shit up and the AC and heater are rendered useless.

>>683952766
break window
light bag of potato chips
put bag of chips in car
watch car burn down from distance

>>683963782
No garage needed. Only balls. U can't play.

>>683963782
You think that shit requires a garage? Nigga you probably ain't even know how to change a tire.

>>683956286
a better idea is just to put a pool chlorine tablet on the hood and pour brake fluid on the tablet

https://youtu.be/xS9yzr-X2A0

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Rotate tires using nonstandard methodology.

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>remove the bottom ball joint castle nut
>put castle nut somewhere on the a arm near the ball joint

they'll be able to drive it but when the car hits a good bump or turns hard the whole front tire will come off while attached to the spring, spindle. It will tear up the fender, tie rod, brake lines and may even rip the whole assembly out when it does the castle nut will fall and make it look like it backed off just make sure to keep throw away the retainer pin somewhere it'll never be found
>if this fails pic related

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remove their valve cores. inside every tire valve there is a core that can be unscrewed which will relieve all pressure without a visible puncture in the tire.

>>683965050
That is pretty easy to spot. What I'd do if it were my car is to get a pump to try to pump up the tires to see where the hole were, if there were any, and I would notice the valves missing immediately.

>>683965237
well it's not like you'd be driving to that pump now would you

>>683964946
Are you insane or just stupid? I don't think OP is trying to potentially kill someone.
Psychopaths man... About time we purge this world.

>>683965384
You use a bicycle pump or an a/c air pump.

>>683952766
I heard the FBI gives out great tips. Contact them with all your murder plots fucking jackass I hope you go to jail

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oh shit waddup

Puncture the gas tank. it is expensive and a pain in the ass to replace. You can do it with a screwdriver.

>>683965389
Ops question
>"How to monumentally fuck someone's vehicle up with minimal trace evidence"
No I'm a logical thinker
He asked for minimal trace evidence this was the best solution for his question
>talking about purging the world of psychopaths, which I am not, I will not be on the side being purged either.
Youre on 4chan
>Lurk moar

>>683952766
is your name david and are you really just looking to blame some one because you just cant behave on drugs?

>>683955208
go back to le reddit sir

>>683966263
You just told him to fuck with the lower ball joints dude, this could get someone potentially killed, use your damn head.
And if my castle nut ever came undone I'd know it didn't do it to itself, I use snap rings and cotter pins like you are suppose to.

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>>683952766
drain the oil

>>683954555
Rekt&checkt

>>683965389
Welcome to 4Chan
Faggot

>>683958317
PU foam is max win. Did once. Was fascinating....

>>683967056
Yea, no shit, been here since 2008. Not going to stop me from drawing a line in the sand though, I don't give a shit if some edge lord has a problem with that.

>>683954508
Does jack shit nowadays.

>>683952766

>Fucking with someone's vehicle

kill yourself

>>683952766
All you have to do is turn the engine on and then suck on the exhaust for a few minutes.

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>>683952766
If you can figure it out, try to get a ping pong ball into the gas tank. When they start it, it'll drive for a few miles and shut off. Itll start back up and then it'll do it again every few miles. They'll take it in and the mechanics wont be able to really help the car unless they randomly check the gas tank for no good reason they'll probably spend tons to replace pointless parts in the process.

>>683955612
I remember some kid spraying that on the bus during my junior year of high school. I had like a half hour bus ride and it was fucking awful

Put water in the automatic gearbox

>>683967288
>been here since 2008

And still surprised by this kind of shit ?
Wew

>>683967902
Not really, just keeps reminding me that the world needs purged.

>>683952766
Ivory bar soap. Rub the bar on all the windows. It etches the glass. It has to be the bar soap, plain white soap... everything else just washes off.
If you want to really fuck up their system.

If you have access to the engine bay... a cup of water in both the transmission fill tube and the oil fill.

Or

Just fuck off.

>>683962706
Most "imports" are owned by Ford or GM. Aston Martin, Jaguar, Opel, Vauxhall, Holden, Mazda....

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>>683952766
Didn't see this suggestion, but then again I didn't look very hard so if reposted, well...I don't give a shit. Anyway. Pour about half a quart of chlorox bleach into the gas tank. While this doesn't harm the engine per se, although it won't like it much like what happens if you get gas with a little water in it from those cheap ass country gas stations, it will however do so over time. Which is exactly why this method of sabotage is absolutely diabolical. Provided like most people, the owner of the car doesn't wait until the tank is empty to refuel, there will be enough residual bleach in the tank to begin oxidizing it. When it does, it will slowly begin to contaminate the fuel system, i.e., hoses, filter, pump, injectors, with rust and will never stop contaminating the system unless the tank is replaced, after months and thousands of dollars spent at the shop having it serviced. Do this only to someone you absolutely hate. If you doubt this is real, talk to any mechanic.

>>683955230
You're a newfag aren't you?

>>683954334
good one.
shit into ziplock bag, flatten bag out. Freeze bag overnight. Either slip in though window when its hot out or slim jim the door if your not retarded. Reap the rewards of some nice hot shit on their seat.