ITT: God teir frozen pizzas
>>683949034
No such thing once you have a real slice. Homemade or bust, none of that pussy-ass crust.
>>683949034
fucking bait, gtfo
>>683949034
>posts non-American pizza
>pretends it's god tier
>>683949136
>foodie faggot from rebbit who needs to shut it
>>683949034
god-tier shit is still shit.
>God teir
>frozen pizzas
>german poorfag pizza
>crust so thin you'd have to eat five before the hunger stops
Truly the mexicans of europe
>>683949136
>>683949206
>>683949370
>>683949387
>on /b/
>pretending to have personal standards
>>683949034
Fucking plebs.
Kek,
Brainwashed Americans thinking they invented pizza
>>683949034
>name a better pizza
>pro tip, you can't
>>683949552
Lol I don't. I just love bashing others. I'm a failure in real life and get off on it.
>inb4 poorfag
Freschetta is the shit.
I like goodfellas in general but this is my favourite one
>>683949956
>>683949588
>>683949034
why do you guys post german frozen pizzas ?
>>683949261
I can buy dough from the local's farmer market and make an amazing white-garlic contraption with any level of toppings I want. Way healthier than frozen contraptions (especially American ones) and tastes way better, too.
Takes about 10-15 minutes longer to make than a frozen pizza. Wao.
>>683949956
Die ist nich so gut wie die Dr.ötker
>>683950130
they are aussie pizzas dipshit
>>683950186
You realize how metrosexual you sound right now, right?
>>683950130
it's a german thing; you wouldn't understand.
>>683949261
Implying american pizza is god tier.
Choke yourself with your plastic cheddar faggot.
>>683950519
>someone who doesn't belong on American websites detected
>>683949768
Came here to post this.
>>683950244
Kys
>>683950304
Ofenfrische is eh die beste
>>683949034
i think you meant to post this one
>>683949034
yeah OP good choice, but red and yellow are even better!
>>683950597
it's japanese you faggot
the Dr. Oetker casa di mama series is pretty fucking great
>>683950186
LOL you sound like a real faggot
>>683950916
>thinking this response proves anything other than what a retarded foreigner you are
No wonder we rule the world and you work for us.
>>683950597
Thanks mr Goldberg for this good and healthy cheese.
>>683951053
>non-American
>browsing 4chan from a phone
Pure cancer.
>>683951047
suck on my chocolate salty ballz you cockmongling dickmunching useless cuntcracker
>>683949588
mein nigga
>>683950938
the picture seems to imply the box contains one pizza plus another slice
if this were american, some fat loser would have sued this company and probably would have been awarded a shit-ton of money
screamin sicilian I'm a scumbag no pic
>>683949034
not sure if this counts but fuck you anyways
LIDL TIEFKÜHL PIZZA BESTE UND AUCH MAL NE LASANGIE VON NETTO IST DRIN!
>>683951171
>from a phone
Are you encountering some mental issues my dear?
>>683950519
Fucking kek'd.
>>683949034
Learn to cook
beats frozen every time
>>683951262
count it friend
maybe not frozen, but it's premade and refrigerated so it all comes out the same
>>683951310
Read the filename to your post, cancerfaggot. We can see you.
literally any frozen pizza is shit
>>683951447
>literally
Hi, rebbit.
Chicagotown are the best by far
>>683949034
>God tier
> Frozen pissa
Pick one
>>683951447
in a world full of frozen pizza, only one anon had the courage to speak the truth
"Hey you guys. Frozen pizzas are all shit."
NO WAY ZOMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS GUY IS SO BRAVE WOW WHAT A COURAGEOUS WARRIOR FOR TRUTH AND JUSTICE
>>683949034
Fuck you Op why the fuck are they using a fork on the box...?
>>683951534
>stuffed crust
what,thats the first time ever i see some shit like that.
How it's even made????
>>683949034
You fuckers can't even compete...
>>683950703
Oh sweet jesus this shit is from the heavens
>>683950703
I ate this one once, but it tasted kinda strange, not really like the others from the same brand.
>>683949034
i literally just ate one of these
>god tier frozen pizzas
>not posting buitoni bella napoli
Shame on you OP
>>683949034
wooooo thanks man, ate those a long time ago, was trying to remember the brand name
>>683951817
8 year old detected
Fitting
ITT: Euro fags thinking their pizza is anything close to american
Stay fags, faggots.
>>683950977
And you sound like a lazy fat piece of shit.
>>683950277
You realize how poor and uneducated, you sound..?
I'm a different anon btw.
Just thought you two sounded like faggots.
dis one
>>683952263
How American pizza is made:
>Take pizza base
>Put on tomato sauce
>Put on literally every shit you can think of
>???
>PROFIT
>>683952220
jej
>>683952485
>You realize how poor and uneducated, you sound..?
>..?
Don't breed, moron.
>>683951817
cheese stuffed is better though
Why do eurofags think they have anything close to frozen pizza, let alone pizza?
>>683952746
You're trying way to hard with this bait.
>>683952746
Italy..
>>683950703
Fuck you fag, this is better.
>>683952907
*too
>>683953053
And you're still trying
>>683949034
absolute shit tier.
>>683952988
put sauce on foccia != pizza
Thanks for the idea italy, we'll take it from here
>>683953092
*and
Sentences do not start with a conjunction.
OR
You're still trying.
>>683952744
>>683952169
Just sayin' dat cuz in italy,i never seen a frozen pizza with stuffed crust,and i buy frozen pizza's every week
>>683952643
Aw. No comeback friend?
But you're salty though.
Mmmm.
>>683953267
Still going at it
>>683952494
Finbrah detected... altho thats cheap und delicious.
>>683950938
>Casa di Mama
>Mama
What the fuck does "Mama" mean?
Pizza goes in al fields
it's garbage but it's delicious garbage
>>683952263
>saying all Americans like dominoes and pizzahut like your fatass
I'm American. And do not approve.
>>683953332
it's not very common in europe, I only had it once when I went to a pizza hut in poland
>>683953376
Where's the subject?
>>683950938
I just finished one of these 5 minutes ago
>>683953153
*focaccia
>fakeass pizzas not even close to italian godlike pizzas
You even copied the logo lol
hnnnnggg
>>683953654
internet, don't care, kiss my ass, you stil knew what I was talking about
pls
the king of all pizzas
>>683953747
Usual retarded Italian not realizing that Cameo is the italian label of "Dr. Oetker" and before talking is not able to do a basic research on google.
I'm always glad to see that my connationals are so dumbfucks on this board.
>>683953840
cucked pizza
>>683949034
Absolute quality, these pricks clearly haven't tried one.
>not posting the ultimate pie
>>683953747
maybe they're made by the same company, but they change the brand name in the logo to go with whatever country it's being marketed in
>>683953395
Helo!
Pirkka and Rainbow pizzas both give bang for your buck. Heck, they both have good crust and I kinda like the toppings that taste like cardboard.
>>683949034
Yeah ristorante best frozen pizzas. Casa di mama aint got shit on ristorante
>>683951534
what the fuck, chicago is deep dish.
>>683953953
Thats the best pizza that Apetit has to offer.
>>683953914
>Eating any product from iceland
>>683949034
If I'm going to be unhealthy and eat a pizza, I'll order one in, taste so much better than frozen.
>>683951752
This is their best
>>683951534
This
>>683954053
You can always tweak'em a bit brah. Some bacon, extra cheese and shit... makes me wander why I dont just buy a deacent pizza since this cost's about the same than tweaking "the shittier one".
>>683953968
>extra cheesy pizza
>mfw
>>683954240
top zoz
>>683953956
Mi pesava il culo fare una ricerca delle pizze dal telefono ;__;
>>683951752
underrated post.
>>683949588
Who the fuck uses a fork to eat a pizza?
>>683954425
errr... what the fuck am I watching here?
>>683949034
I just had one.
Shit was cash.
>>683954433
Ti perdono solo per i doppi dubs
>>683949034
>lifts pizza slice with fork
>wine to shit tier ristorante pizza
ich kauf ristorante garnicht mehr. echt schlechteste pizza. alle die ristorante kaufen sind hurensöhne!!! sag mir adresse und ich komm vorbei und hau euch aufs maul dafür! HURENKINDER!!!
>>683954502
people with manners you inbred redneck hillbilly shit
>>683954524
spiderlolis i guess
>>683949136
full ack.
every frozen pizza is a horrible compromise.
>>683954409
Oh yeah, I do throw some onions, sriracha and some sliced cheese on them, whatever I have in my fridge. But then again, I only eat frozen pizzas when I'm piss-drunk and just crave for some salt+grease combo.
>>683949034
>>683949034
Ristorante Tuna is better
That's actually the last one I ate. Anything starting from around 4€ is good really.
>>683951697
because it's a "ristorante" pizza
REAL pizza, you cucks. Get on my level.
>>683952220
haha great
>>683954644
Euro fag detected. you probably put mayonnaise on your fries you sick fuck.
>>683954981
That is possibly the most disgusting food item I have ever seen.
>>683949521
Only when you're a fat fuck
I hate frozen pizza,but on the same time i love it. Why? Because it remains warm and cheesy for 4-5 minutes,after that it's totally shit and the tomato sauce it's like pimple-pop cyst from the anus of a mountain troll
Yet,i still fucking eat it,at least once a week,or twice a month
>>683955080
Yurop mayonaise is entirely different from what Americans peddle as mayonaise
>>683951439
ever crossed your mind that he might have saved the pic from the interwebs u retard?
>>683955262
>dept
>>683952643
Ahh, the good ol' "don't breed" comment coming from another average neckbeard 4chan user who will never see pussy outside of the horrible constraints that is jpeg compression on a modern computer.
Check 'em
>>683949387
>Ameritard detected
He was referring to god tier FROZEN pizzas. He's not referring to god tier pizzas in general...
Pretty sad how some people don't get these simple concepts...
the best
>>683950186
>Takes about 10-15 minutes longer to make than a frozen pizza.
Takes 10-15 minutes, then? Meh
>>683954981
Murifat detected.
>>683955262
Now you just made me horny.
>>683949034
this
If you haven't had it I feel sorry for you
>>683955657
pretty sure its distributed only in Italy
>>683949034
I actually have one in my fridge right now
whatdo?
>>683955657
It's actually fucking shit. After few minutes out of the oven,tomato sauce starts to firm and the mozzarella become shit. Bought once,never bough it again
>>683955649
>god tier
>FROZEN pizzas
doesn't exist.
frozen pizza tiers stop after sad tier, which is highest.
not god tier, put I throw these on my grill and they're great
>>683954840
>tuna on pizza
>>683955807
Cooking time versus Preparation time + Cooking time. Meh, indeed.
>>683953428
mama = mom
casa di mama = mom's house
pls
>>683956047
it's RELATIVE you retard.
The very best frozen pizzas are the top tier. Even if all of them are still horrible.
Take off your bernie-hat and put that in your head.
>>683949723
We invented American pizza. "Real" pizza fucking blows
I see every fucking pizza from ristorante
yet this one is left out??
what the fucking fuck is wrong with you guys...
>>683956499
stfu
>>683949034
YES this brand of pizza, spinach flavour, god tier no doubt
>>683956632
yeah, a bunch of shitty leftovers baked on shit because "we wuz poor" and shit.
Fuck you, we made it better.
>>683956683
>frozen spinach
>fucking nigger think that frozen vegetables are actually good
Kys asap
>>683954840
>Tuna on pizza
>an hero
>>683956683
exactly what I was going to post, when while scrolling through all the images I found yours.
<3
top
Real pizza looks like shit next to our frozen pizza
>>683956499
u so mad!
who's bernie lol?
>>683950126
THIS. The Brick Oven Crust is the only one worth eating.
>>683955262
>more dept
more like more depth with those amerifat asses
You are all so wrong
>>683956879
Are you retarded?
Pizza is seafood on bread, usually.
Tuna, Mozzarella, Fresh Red Onions, bit of Garlic...
Perfection.
>>683956873
implying i would post it if tasted like frozen veggies.
Spinaci is God.
God doesnt lie.
>>683955907
>100% real cheese
...this scares me.
>>683956499
It's okay anon, you're replying to retards that can't be proved wrong remember? They don't like strangers being smarter than them.
>>683957121
We went to the moon
Checkmate
Me and my European friend just brofisted, because we realized that neither are "superior" but are infact just different with their own merits
>>683957406
Cool
>>683957243
>enchanted
wat
>>683952263
It's not close since ours is much better. gtfo fatamerican
Bro do even ?
>>683956499
>>683957328
that's some painful samefaggin
>>683957243
I had some of this at my nephews party a few months ago and the tomato base is actually really nice.
>>683957307
they make "cheese" from vegetable oil and some other shit too
>>683956683
yes infinitely the best frozen piZa of all tym
>>683957743
>>683949034
>2016
>frozen pizza
Papa fucking murphys plebs
>>683957737
>leve-au-four
France should not be allowed to have pizzas,the only thing they are good at,are omlette du fromages and baguettes.
kys
>>683957850
this one
>>683956683
is being challenged by this one
>>683951752
for the title of best ristorante pizza
as well: Quattro Stagioni
>>683958431
shit i live in ireland and ive only ever seen like 3 variations of ristorante pizzas, that quad one looks amazing
>>683958591
go to a bigger market, there's like 10 variations
>>683949034
>Anno Domini MMXVI
>Not picking the salami and mozzarella variant
>>683949034
There is no good frozen pizza....
Used to bake them for 2 years, have eaten them fresh, self custom made to myself, and sky high quality of products and there fore pizza itself.
>>683958878
salami means hot spots
ouch
>>683949588
Tastes fucking great, but all that grease
>>683958958
You're supposed to let it cool down a bit before eating it.
Pic related is what I speak of. It's objectively superior to the salami and the mozzarella variantzon account of it being both in one
>>683955262
what the shit
>No one posted Piccolinis yet
shit thread
>>683949034
>mfw i got that exact one in my freezer
>>683959367
nice
>>683959523
wagner used to be ok, a long long time ago
>>683959523
We're not 11 and eating bagel bites, faggot.
I'm sure those pizzas are good, but I don't want my pizza made by a fucking doctor.
>>683949034
I saw a fucking pizza burger hotdog in the counter the other day. Didn't get a pic though but wtf?
>>683950186
stop being a fucking nigger, or at least take it to cu/ck/. This is /b/, not masterchef.
>>683951262
Bruh costco pizza i had the fucken deluxe one and it tasted like fucken shit
>>683950186
I want to fuck.
>>683959367
god-tier pizza right there
Any frozen pizza is far better when covered in macaroni and cheese.
>>683954840
Tonno masterrace reporting in
>>683960117
the food doctor insures your food quality
>>683960148
>pizza burger hotdog
like pic related? If so, never buy it. It tastes like shit
this is pretty regional, but fuck it
>>683960971
that shit fails so hard, feels like eating 3 days old bread with lava in the middle
Nothing can beat that
>>683958109
i actually laughed at this outcome
this is original
FUCKING FIGHT ME
Shit pizza
Chicago Lou Malnati's Deep Dish Pizza is king of pizza
>>683961169
guessing from New England area.
Schwans deep dish individual pizzas are glorious in the frozen pizza tier.
>>683962263
that looks so sad
>>683960291
>this is b, not masterchef
Lost
niggers dont know about formaggio al forno
>>683949034
These are great. Thought it would be shit, since it was with the organic foods. All the flavors of this brand are godly.
>>683963245
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfPP8q9Qfto
>>683955175
How the fuck do you know what pimple-pop cyst from the anus of a mountain troll taste like?
>>683962846
the packaging is deceiving. Then again I may be biased because I sort of grew up with it.
Why get a frozen pizza when you can make a better one yourself. Just buy a ready dough.
>>683965000
trips knows what a perfect breakfast pizza should be like
>>683965000
it appears someone vomited on that pan
>>683949588
Agreed, Ristorante rulz!
>>683949768
God fucking tier
>>683949034
Same brand but the "bolognese". Add salami to taste
>>683965227
It does, but i would still eat that shit
>>683965000
>calling that fucking abomination a pizza
end yourself
(nice trips though)
This one is a local one from canada but its the best frozen pizza i ever ate
Spare ribs mmmmm
>>683965000
>sausages
>egg
>beans
Hello howtobasic i knew u were on /b/
>>683965000
Ffs, if you're going to bake a pizza by yourself, why not make the dough yourself? This is like carefully constructing a custom frame, only to use it to frame a printed stock photo. Making dough isn't hard and you trying to make ready dough sound artisinal is laughable. I would advise younto stay the hell away from /ck/, they'll sauté you alive.
>>683965650
pizza is a template, not a recipe
>>683965650
fucking pizza nazi
God I love cheese pizza. Cheese aged no older than 12yrs
fucking plebs
>>683966605
>you trying to make ready dough sound artisinal
i think you're imagining things
>>683951010
fucking right
>>683966909
So are you. You're imagining ready dough pizzas taste any better than frozen ones. The crust can make or break a pizza. It's like 15min of work to make your own and some waiting time for the yeast to do its work.
>>683949034
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cane here looking for good cheese... left with a limp pepperoni
>>683949588
best
>>683967231
>Why get a frozen pizza when you can make a better one yourself.
he was referring to toppings of your choice, and that ready dough takes barely more effort than frozen one.
>>683949034
anything other than Digiornos is shit-tier
>>683951447
literally no one wants you alive