>>683937130
there is no courage in suicide, it's literally not even having the courage to keep on living

>>683937130
At the bottom of a bottle.

>>683937286
That's a good point

>>683937286
this is not true, there are many reasons someone might kill themselves, many of which are entirely honourable.

>>683937286
says the guy who wouldn't have the balls to kill himself..

>>683937286
This. Killing yourself is not some heroic act

>>683937286
Naw more like not having the will to keep going or deciding it's not worth it.

>>683937130
knowing I will never afford a boob job pretty much solidifies my imminent suicide

>>683937489
Explain/ story?

Chop your testicle in half.
You'll be super motivated now

But it has to take some balls to annihilate yourself or some sort of will power to completely shut down your evolutionary senses

>>683937567
>have tiny boobs
>life is worthless
you guys may have issues with your dong length but let me tell you we girls have just as many issues with our boobs or sometimes lack thereof

>>683937727
plenty of guys love flat chested girls, not a lot of girls like small dicked guys

>>683937437
in what do suicidal people contrast their idea that it's not worth to keep living? surely not on people with actual real fucking problems like living in a war zone or having no limbs, because then they'd see how fucking petty and melodramatic bullshit their problems really are.

>>683937130
Why do people try and kill themselves by jumping into water? fucking retards jumping into water cant hurt you.

>>683937130
it's in the realization that not living is the better option

When you come to realize you have nothing at all to live for but depression and anger, there's a want of everything in your world to end that grows deeper and deeper inside you. It's not so much courage that pushes you off a bridge, but your psyche falling apart and having nothing more to stop you from ending the pain no matter what the cost or consequences.

>>683937727
>length
It's the girth that matters, I'm long enough but it could always be thicker. Many guys like small boobs so it's not that big deal. To me face is most important when it comes to looks, and character and intellect when it comes to everything else.

>>683937414
Seppuku britbong detected

the danger for me is in the upswing so i'd suggest actually trying to better your life a bit. once i feel the tiniest bit better or feel i've made progress, the presence of motivation in me is such a shock that i pretty much put all that positive energy into planning suicide.

>>683937489

tits or gtfo

>>683937999
And the biggest faggot in the thread award goes too..
Also check'd

>>683937999
>To me face is most important when it comes to looks, and character and intellect when it comes to everything else.
thanks for reminding me I will never afford a nose job either
guess I better rev up those razors

>>683937414
0/8

>>683937130

You know everyone interviewed who jumped off that bridge and survived said that about 2/3rds of the way down they were hit with a sudden realisation that they could fix their problems and they didn't want to die. Their last thoughts before they hit the water were "no-one's going to know I didn't want to die."

Goddamn if that's not the saddest thing I've ever heard.

>>683937884
I know right? Fucking retards

>>683937884
People don't think it be like it is, but it do...Nigger

>>683937130
on 4chan

>>683938122
Also checked. If we met I'd stab you tho.

>>683937727

Why not let us judge them?

>>683938122
The fuck are you even talking about faggot

>>683937675
Or the exact opposite, once you're dead you dont have anything to worry about or anyone to annoy you

>>683937884
your a gay retard

>>683937870

They're not thinking straight are they? Like by medical definition.

>>683937727
Some guys actually prefer flat

>>683938139
Nose jobs aren't that expensive. Why don't you just save up?

>>683937727
Fuck that, I love me some titless bitches. If you close I'll knock that shit out right now...

i had a point of enlightenment once and thought i could easily do it if i drank and jumped in front of a train but i lost it

>>683938393
because no one hires girls with small boobs and big noses

Man, I have suicided myself a few times, it's not worth it tho.

>>683938139
>guess I better rev up those razors
don't forget, along the road and not across the street.
Also do it in a bath so you're sure to die, if you're too much of a wuss to waste life just because of a nose

>>683937286
No, you need balls to override your biological tendecy to try to keep yourself alive.

>>683937489

You know padded bras are a thing. So are pedophiles who are trying to go straight. So, you know...

>>683937130
from ur butthole

One time I killed myself and it's weird cause I didn't even think about it I just kind of did it to see what it was like but yeah not really courageous or anything

>>683938450

Jews do. Get a job in finance.

>>683937130

its when the pain becomes overwhelming and you see no way out for quite some time, suicide is usually planned unconsiously in mind for some time before it really happens

>>683938421
i can tell you been with a few traps in your time

>>683937130
It comes from dicks, you have to suck it out. It takes lots of em to get enough, start today.

>>683938482
I forgot to mention I'm an orca, I just blame the nose and the small boobs because I'm embarrassed about the fact that I'm an obese land whale.

>>683937130
You're asking people who haven't committed suicide.

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It's not about having the courage to jump, rather you simply have nothing left that keeps you from falling over the edge.

>>683937727
A lot of guys don't care about boobs that much. Mostly they want a chick with an attractive face, has regular sex, doesn't nag/not a bitch and won't fuck them over.

>>683938697

Just cut down on those calorie-heavy seaworld employees, you'll be fine.

>>683938486
That's like saying you need balls to cut yourself like an emo since it causes pain and the body doesn't like pain. Doesn't change the fact it's a faggy thing to do gaylord.

>>683938689
Thiose are dudes, I ain't into dicks. Flat chested chicks though, especially really thin ones, now we're talkin.

>>683937414

Gomen-nasai gaijin-san.

>>683938085
Britbong yes, seppuku perhaps... I'm more into the Roman side of things, atoning for your failures upon your own body and by your own hand.

>>683938697
There's your biggest problem (lol). Start taking in less calories than you burn, do cardio, and accumulate all the extra money you can. Don't eat sugar at all. Body isn't something that can't be changed but it takes a lot of determination to change the mind.

>>683938482
why not just put a bullet in the back of your head
by the ear??

>>683938089
i can feel you brother

>>683937286
facing your own death at your own hands means you have plenty of courage, but it's all misplaced.

That is, unless, you're in a complicated situation where you killing yourself will mean it helps someone/something else in some way.

>>683938787
Lel

>>683938089

Ahh depression, what an absolute whore it is.

i have bipolar disorder and am currently suicidal. Most people with this disorder end up killing themselfs

in the end of the day, suicide is for fucking self-degrading petty retards who think their lives are so bad because they don't get attention enough. so let those bitches kill themselves because it's a favor for the world
/thread

>>683938333
nice trips

>>683938829
i dont really care if they have a flat chest but they got to have a nice ass

>>683938089
i do the same thing wtf

Suicide can have a wide range of motivations. An emo kid doing his wrists for attention is a world away from a soldier throwing himself onto a grenade to save his comrades.

>>683938497
Lol I was thinking the same thing pedos like flat chested women or at least tolerate them as an acceptable choice for dating/marriage.

>>683938270
Dumbass

>>683937727

tits or gtfo

Well, its not very courageous to begin with. However, if you know you are going to die a horribly painful death like anal cancer or prostate cancer, no one will blame you.

>>683938697
just dont eat for a few days a week

Saying suicide takes courage is like saying being frugal takes not paying your bills. Courage is the ability to face adversity head on and challenge it with strength, not give up and ensure you never face another challenge again...what a bunch of cunts.

>>683939166

Dubs speak truth.

>>683938450
keep repeating that to yourself
that'll help

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>>683939061
People like you are the real petty retards who should actually kill themselves cause the world would really be better without you.

>>683937727
for the record, most girls without larger chests usually compensate for it by instead having nice asses, and vice versa.

>>683937286
literally this

>>683938697
You about a size fourteen?

>>683939381

Something tells me this one doesn't.

>>683937130
Suicide isn't gaining the courage, but rather convincing yourself that nothing will get better no matter what, which is never true.

Life without sadness would be sad, if that makes sense.

>>683937130
you get them from loosing all your courage to live

>>683937130
Just fuck up your life in any way posible and you should be on your way to the top

>>683939474
i also got that vibe. some diet and exercise goes a long ways, ms. orca... we most all do it at one point or another. make a habit out of it and don't stop.

>>683939541
but what if your sad everyday?

>>683937130
Suicide doesn't require courage, it requires cowardice.

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>>683939444
Really? None of you fuckers on them trips?

>/b/ is now against worthless faggots killing themselves

Jesus Christ this place is a cancer-ridden shithole.
Fuck all of you queers.

>>683937414
What honor is there in killing yourself?

It isn't about courage OP. If you need courage to an hero then you aren't ready to an hero. Life still has possibilities. It's when the prospect of continuing to exist is abhorrent that suicide becomes a real option. If you ever get there, you need courage to keep living, not to die.

>>683939874

I got distracted cause I remembered "Silence: the musical" and now I'm singing along. Good God I'm a faggot.

>>683940042
/thread

>>683939953
I did my best, tried to see flat titties, offered the D, made a silence of the lambs fat girl reference and even got trips, /b/ is fucked...

>>683939953
>dood I'm so cool and edgy I've been here since like 2012 bros
Kill yourself

>>683937130
It's a pretty dumb question to ask, though. Anyone who could answer your question is dead and anyone here doesn't have a frame of reference.

>>683940185
>le kill yourself meme

See that one reddit shitstain?
Go back to your homesite loser.

>>683940098
ADH/b/

I can see myself anheroing in about 70 years time. I've got no wish to outlive my own mind, so I suppose it's just a question of what medical advances can be made between now and the old plastic bag and can of nitrous when I'm 95.

>>683940041
>saving someone else or more

>>683940298
how about a gun? it's not rocket science

>>683940254
Jesus Christ you're a full on retarded nigger faggot. Really lurk moar or kill yourself

>>683937130
Courage not needed, just wait and you'll die anyway.

>>683940409
>Really lurk moar or kill yourself
Next you're going to tell me 4chan is satire and we're not really a bunch of edgy societal rejects and virgins, right?

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>>683937286
fucking white knight why don't you fucking go be hero somehere else ?

>>683937414
Then do it

Implying anyone could tell you, anybody that was successful isnt here right now duh.

The courageous ones aren't here to tell you

>>683940404

It is ballistics though...

Hypoxia leaves less of a mess to clean up, and leaves the corpse in a better state. I'll be donating myself to science, and the funeral budget will just go behind a bar somewhere.

unless you're fighting an alien race and their spaceship is about to blowup your kids and the missile on your fighter jet is jammed so you have to fly right into their giant laser to set off a chain reaction that destroys their advanced technology. suicide is stupid.

>>683937130
You are fucking stupid asking these, really fucking stupid. I mean none of these faggots can tell u because guess what? They are ducking alive and they are fucking faggots like u, u really should kill yourself, not for being a faggot, but for being these fucking pathetic. Hey, and dont forget to thank me for giving u your fucking attention time

>>683937130
When I was a teenager I wanted to kill myself but now I'm 33 with a really good life, money changes everything anon.

>>683940655
Man I hope they make a move like that, be even better if they name it something like Cinco de Mayo to signify a nation's independence...

>>683940697
Easy men

>>683938089
Life is a carnival and we all have down syndrome it seems.

>>683940498
No I'm still gonna say kill yourself cause you really should. Tryint to make that clear.
Aslo >>>/pol/stogowiththeretoftheedgyretards

>life gets better meme

I'm not sure if you're shills or a bunch of good goys who have been digesting the shit they've been fed since birth. I'm better the latter since most of you are stupid.
The fact is, only about 30% of people have some purpose in life to live for. And a lot of people who are claiming they're going to kill themselves are probably some whiny underaged faggot who got told to 'fuck off' when they asked their crush out to prom.
Those people will grow up eventually and if not, then fuck em, they were an evolutionary dead end anyway.
The fact is, there's a lot of people who really should kill themselves. Whether because they're a pedophile or a whore or just useless oxygen-theiving faggot.
Hell some people are all 3.
And then you have these fucking retards trying to shame them out of it, probably the same fucking losers that think overpopulation is a myth and that we need open borders.
Go live in fucking China for a year and then tell me that human life is still precious. Fucking retards.

>>683939541
>Life without sadness would be sad, if that makes sense.

If you take away sadness, how would it be sad? You already took away sadness, so there's no more sadness. The end.

Anyways, sadness is part of what we have to deal with, simply due to our being alive. If you take away whatever biologically makes a person sad, you'd also take away whatever makes them happy, confused, disgusted, angry, etc. Sadness is just a variation of our ability to interpret emotion, which we can only comprehend so much. You can't take away the ability to feel sadness without lobotomizing someone... And, even then, who is to say you aren't only just perverting someone's understanding of sadness by doing that?

>>683940878
>/pol/ boogeyman

You really are a reddit fag.
Fucking loser.

i'm getting sick of people repeating that life will get better
i have noone who could really support me
talking with people only brightens me for a moment
it all gets worse and worse at the end of the day

>>683940626
I don't think you'll be killing yourself if you care what the world thinks about the aftermath. Sure, some folks shotgun themselves in heart for cosmetic reasons, but still, they shoot themselves with a fucking shotgun. I don't get that vibe from the suicidal anons. I'd just shoot myself if I had a gun, and I've never made a baww thread about it. It's so ridiculously easy and we all die anyway. Growing old is way worse than having a hole in your temple. That being said, I might just have a method or two that would work easily enough, so it's a matter of time. Hanging isn't that bad, and obtaining a gun isn't impossible even though I live in Europe, etc.

>>683940815
I just want to cheer him up man, maybe he learns to laugh at pain and to being sarcastic and learn how to live while being empty inside

>>683939953
if you need someone to talk you down from that ledge, daddy /b/ is always here 4 u <<<333 :)

>>683941032
Maybe you should eat more peaches, they come from a can. They were put there by a man in a factory downtown.

Suicide is the most selfish a man can do. Fucking up the lives of you family and friends because you just couldn't handle what life gave you and you're just a pussy

>>683941169
If I had my little way, I'd eat peaches every day.

>>683938907
Kek at that subtle lol. Keep em comin kid

>>683941268
or are you just to pussy to kill yourself?

>>683941036

You misunderstand. I won't be killing myself out of despair. It'll be because I've caught something horrible and degenerative and terminal, and rather than slowly decay in pain and confusion I'll have made the rational decision to try and wrestle the bastard off the waterfall with me. You understand?

>>683941364
Touché

>>683941268
Would be selfish for family and friends to want you to stay if your life is nothing but pain

>>683940994
>another reddit meme
Only dumbasses could be scared of edgy loser's with a retards world view on the internet. I'm just saying go back where you belong cause you're a piece of dog shit like all polfags

>>683941439
Yeah, you wanna die. That's what I was saying: gun kills fast and 99.9% certainly. It's not a cry for help but it helps you leave this bullshit, so it's really your best friend.

>>683941486
polfags are the ones who thinks suicide is for cowards you dumb faggot.
maybe it's you who belongs on pol since you're such a pseudo moralfag and all.

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>>683937130
You got it all wrong. You should get courage FROM suicide. Knowing you always have that option should set you free in life, not make you into a coward.

There's nothing wrong with suicide, but it doesn't require courage at all. It's more like "get out of life free card" and you should always save it for later, because no matter how bad things are, they can always get worse. You have a ton of other options and knowing you can always kill yourself later should enable you to take risks and get more out of life.

>>683941633
You're a god damn retard.

>>683941268
i want to kill myself to not think about those fuckers
what if it is my presence making them feel bad, huh?

>>683937130
suicide is the easy way out
no honor in it
no courage needed

if everyone would just give up we wouldn´t be where we are as mankind

>>683941739
How so? You got any evidence to back that up or are you just going to keep spouting on ad hominems like the sub 30 IQ brainlet you are?

>>683941810
>if everyone would just give up we wouldn´t be where we are as mankind
This is the stupidest shit ever. If there was ever a myth to be debunked, it's the, humanity achieved greatness because you scrub toilets bullshit.
It's always individuals who are moving humanity forward, whether they were great scientists, thinkers, or leaders.
99% of humanity is just a bunch of worthless eaters who only work and fuck. That's it.

>>683941036
>growing old is worse than having a hole in your temple

as far as you know, whatever awaits us all after we die has absolutely nothing to do with our physical form on earth and transcends our understanding... but hey, if right now you'd rather take a bullet in your brain than see some wrinkles develop over time, power to you. ;)

>>683941721
those are 2 different things about suicide
op is looking for a solution to a problem
you're taliking about yolo

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>>683941857
Arguing with a God damn retard is pointless.I'm sorry for you and everyone around you. Just reread your posts and if you're self aware at all which I doubt you'll see it.or you know, >>>/pol/

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>>683937130
By not being whiny bitch about it on the internet, because you have balls.

>>683941857
>>683942254
Looks like the latter, mate.

>>683942106
Well, I don't know what exactly is his problem, but unless it's severe pain or illness, he might find a solution in YOLO approach.

>>683941810
your brain produces so much endorphines, that you can't understand people who want to hero
go kiss your gf, live happy life and just leave, ok?

>>683942254
I'm arguing that you're all a bunch of hypocritical shitpiles and that yes, at one time, /b/ used to drive people to suicide. Whether by ruining their lives, or using their own stupidity against them.
And you fags really need to get off of your high fucking horses as if you're some kind of pillar of justice and truth.
I know most if not all of you worthless fags are evil fucks in real life. I can see into your souls with all of the filth and lies that drop out of your mouth like shit.
Go fuck yourself faggot.

No courage........totally being a life puss by checking out early, except for severe medical problems, in my book

>>683942568
what if he dont have a gf??

>>683942670
Expect "then he knows how I feel. he should kill himself too" response.

This is why we have these threads. Teenage Anon has no gf - it's the end of the world.

Facing death is like the bravest thing I can imagine. Facing death when there is no imminent danger of death is fucking mind blowing. I imagine most people who call suicide cowardly are doing it as some sort of a reverse psychology, but ending your life and facing the ultimate unknown is literally the most courageous thing you can do. Everybody dies sometime; it takes guts to determine that time yourself.

>>683943969
It takes guts to determine the time of your death, but it takes being a huge pussy to let some pathetic reason be the cause of your brave act.

Can you even say: "He's so brave, he killed himself because he was unhappy" with a straight face?
>"That brave man faced his death because he had no girlfriend."
>"Such a brave man. He faced the great unknown because others were cruel to him."
It's ridiculous and gay as hell.

>>683944711
tbh you're gayer than those who fucking kill themselves

>>683937130
You cant die time is infitte therfore you have a 100% chance of existing again and there is a 100% chnace you have existed before theres no point in dieing as you will never escape your pain you are cursed to live the same life again and again That is your burden carry it

>>683944838
Why would you think that, fam? I'm not the one being pathetic and dramatic like a faggot.

>>683944711
This

>>683945195
Idk, who makes quote examples? They are fictional quotes that you made up yourself. Are you Seinfeld or something? Also, suicide takes a lot of cojones, and that's why none of us have killed ourselves.

>>683945343
>gay (/ɡeɪ/): a person that makes quote examples.
Here's a fictional quote from "A Faggot's Dictionary", written by You.

>>683945195
>I'm not the one being pathetic and dramatic like a faggot

>>683937130
Flip a coin???

>>683937727

Trap detected

>>683938188

What fuck are you talking about you enormous faggot?

>>683937130
The courage to face any death is born of the need to end pain that is worse

>>683937727
Personally I prefer small boobs. Don't sweat it anon.

Ex had 38hh. I did not like them.

>>683946759
did you ex have a nice ass?

>>683946759
>>683946918
did your

>>683939029
I doubt that. More likely most ppl with bipolar remain undiagnosed.

I think you are confusing courage for weakness. Suicide is the easy way out. But I support your desicion. You're a defect in humanity and serve no real purpose on this earth.

>>683941032
Life only gets worse as you age, and then, as the ppl you knew and loved die off, the loneliness comes.

>>683937130
I can't think of anything that takes less courage.

>>683941809
Then kill your self

>>683937414
This beta faggot thinks there is honor in killing self.

>>683937727
yeah, i'm going to need to see these tits for reliable advice.

>>683946918
No. I thought she would make a good mother, but she was only a tricker.

>>683937130
suicide requires cowardice, not courage

>>683937130
That's the thing though, it's when you have none left that you're capable of killing yourself.

>>683950088
No, failing at suicide proves cowardice. I proved that a dozen times.

>>683950088
If not being afraid of death is cowardice, then what is courage?

>muh caring for family
>muh taking care of responsibilities

Has nothing to do with courage. That's just something you do out of necessity/opinions of others/your own greed.

>>683940390
>killing yourself

how does that save someone? you mean dying for someone? that's not killing yourself. suicide is when you take your own life, not when you walk in front of someone to shield them from a bullet you retard.

>le im depressed
>le woe is me
>le my feelings are real, i dont have depression
>im just so old and grown at 17 i must kill myself ive been around the block 684747 times i know all there is to life
>le suicide is meh ^.'~

usually the bottom of a whiskey bottle

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>>683950986
nobody commits suicide comfortably you fucking moron. holy shit its like theres obama secret service shills in this thread trying to poison the youth. what a crock of shit.