>>683932486
the finest keks for you, sir,

>>683932486
>steal your CP
hahahah, keep going OP

>>683932486
remove all similar chips from the motherboard, if they don't get loose use pliers, those chips are keyloggers for stealing your passwords

>>683932486
Oh shit, I found a couple of those just lying around in the other room! Can they work wirelessly?!

>>683933056
I just learned from a friend that those chips are just the hardware. The software operating them is a file called system 32. You must delete that to become completely safe.

>>683933190
yes they can

>>683932486
That's only for Desktops.
For laptops, where the chips may be embedded into the motherboard, the best way to negate them is to place a magnet on top of it for about an hour.

>>683933333

>>683932486
this is some shit-tier bait

im not taking out my 4 ram sticks fuck you

>>683933339
>Placing the magnet for ONLY an hour...
Found the FBI agent.
I leave it on overnight every night, Officer.
Fuck you.

>>683932486
Burn them. Timestamp to prove it.

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isn't that fucking ram?

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>>683933339
Will electro magnet work?

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>>683932486
also found some mysterios "spy-chip-plate".
I took it out and break it apart.
FUCK YOU NSA!

>>683932486
I'm not very computer savvy. Can I pay a company to do this for me?

Those sneaky bastards! Glad you found it, OP. You should run a backtrace on it to find the origin, then upload them the virus. But that's a little advanced. I can do it tho.

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>>683933330
I'd better destroy them then. Thank you for the information!

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>>683933678
can we stop? you breaking a GPU just made me cry

>>683933599
You fuck rams? You sick Scottish bastard.

>>683933720
no they will only install more spychips and such

It's 2016, what the fuck pc did you buy to be using that old ass ram, did you get you a Compaq or some shit?

>>683933628
Nice, I like the effort you put in their

>>683933599
They look pretty similar but RAM is built directly into the mainboard for newer computers (actually all models since 2013). So those chips looking like ones in OPs pic are spying on you.

>>683933678
wow you're so hardcore! you go op

did everyone wake up fully retarded today?

>>683933908
You must be fun at parties.

>>683933843
yes
GPU = Goverment Protocol Unit

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Should I do it /b/?

>>683932486
How much RAM on those sticks OP?

>>683933980
you must be fun at massive gay orgies

>>683934006
chug the lighter fluid instead

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>>683933994

>>683933915
ya what they do is insert one real chip for say 8 gigs of ram and the other is spy chips, looks the same. so your computer specks would read x4 gig ram and really it has i 8 gig and other is spay chip

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>>683933994
OH MY GOD IM DONE

>>683933678
>breaks a GTX

k

>>683933994
No, you massive dipshit. It means graphics processing unit. Seriously this bait is really really bad.

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>>683934006
either that or microwave

>>683934024
Yeah, I am. But of course I'm fun anywhere.

>>683933994
Also
I can still play Minecraft at 60fps
so no problem so far

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>>683934192
You're seriously fagging up the place with all your faggotry.

>>683933507
...

>>683934192
b8'ing the bad b8'er

>>683934006
>>683934006

Doo eet

Also microwave them for few minutes, to be sure.

>>683933968
No, just you.

>>683934192
Your PC already has a Processing unit. (The one under the big fan) Why would you need a second one? All they would do is get in each others way.

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Is this good /b?

>>683934517

Very

>>683934517
YES
YES

Make sure you breathe in all the smoke, to gain the chips' powers!

>>683934517
well at least it looks like outdated ram,

>>683934428
This guy knows what he's talking about, trust me I know I'm a computer mechanic.

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>>683934517

More pl0x

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>>683934517
Nice. Fuck the government, lets seem em track you now.

>>683934517
Good going, anon. Those sneaky fuckers won't be paying in you.

I heard they also spy on is through cameras in our smoke detectors. Can you believe that shit? We should all take out the batteries so the cameras won't be able to record.

>>683934428
laterally kill yourself

>>683934428
This.
Source: I'm a computer vet

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Ok /b/bros, thanks for the keks. But now let's have a little fun.
If any of you faggets can roll satanic trips, I'll show you what this dose. (See pic)

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>>683934517
on this day OP is not a faggot
burn spychips
burn

Invoking them Satantrips

666
6
6

>>683935023

Moar invokers

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>>683932486
Guys help, I destroyed the one in my laptop and now it's not displaying anything

>>683933507
>>683933599
>>683933843
>>683933908
>>683933968
>>683934019
>>683934148
>>683934192
>>683934599
>>683934771
FBI detected

>>683934864
is it an electromagnetic dick suckler?

>>683934864
That's obviously a nigger egg, you should put it back before it's mother finds you and rapes you

>>683935023

  6
6 6

>>683935060
Did you delete system 32 before you did it?

>>683935060
You didn't remove it in a sterile environment, did you? Dumbass, you got dust or dirt in the port when you removed it. Always do that shit in a clean, dust free area. Wash out the port with soap and water (in a clean room, like the bathroom) and that should remove whatever got in there. Turn it on and it'll work fine.

>>683935190
I did. Please help, I just don't want my dad and I to be spied on by the NSA

>>683934864
Fuck rolling, JUST DO IT.

>>683934864
roll

>>683935151
Now he'll never put it back. How else will he lose his virginity?

>>683935146
Someone dosent know what an electromagnet looks like. You'd need tighter coils, around a steel rod you fucking autist.

>>683934864
roll

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>>683934864
trips gotted

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>>683935267
I took this thing out, just wash here in a bathroom?

>>683935275
Listen to this anon
>>683935267
You just got it dirty man, computers need to be cleaned

>>683935577
double dubs close enough

>>683935625
Okay thank you, my dad will be home in like 10 minutes and I told him i'd have his laptop privated so the nsa can't spy on him

>>683935603
You have a very tiny fingernail.

>>683934864
A drink can wrapped in duct tape?

>>683935835
It's what's on the inside that counts anon ;)

999

>>683935969
Piss?

>>683934864
Roll

>>683934864
Some lithium batteries to explode????

>>683935969
Filled with liquid spying device which they pour into drinking water?

>>683934864
re roll

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I will detonate it in the street.

>>683935731
Damn thing's adorable.

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>>683935625
>>683935275
>>683935190
Okay I washed it and put it back together but now it won't even power on, he's almost home please help me

>>683936369
at this poin t it just feels like OP oiir some other anon is photoshopping the same timestamp into this pic

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>>683936369

YES

>basing

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Thanks for burning some ram op, it was very necessary

>>683933296
I agree with this guy. The chips are fine but system 32 should definitely be deleted.

Rolling for trips

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>>683936503
Believe now?

>>683934864
Rollllin

>>683936669
Dammit!

>>683936464
God speed anon now charge your laptop this way the water will dissolve and you'll be able to turn it on again!

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>>683935331
were you taking that post seriously?
holy shit /b/ro i think you have autism

sit down faggot

hang on I thought NASA were good guys and just wanted to go into space, also why do they want to steal your computer programs

>>683936661
Off by one

>>683936721
I have charged it please help me he just pulled into the driveway

>>683936661
roll

>>683936809
record your dad turning it on, it takes some time to adjust, should just work fine by now!

>>683936723
Where's the like button? Wait, I think I got lost on my way to Facebook.

>>683932486
What, you find a dell with XP on it in someone's garbage?

>>683936979
He said he's gonna go get some lunch for us, so I have about 15 minutes before he gets back. It's still not turning on

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This gay ass fake thread, it's time to stop op

>>683937107
God you faggots always have to take threads seriously, why not play along and actually have some fun you fucking autist.

666

>>683936800
aliens bro
aliens

it turns out NASA has been putting spychips into computers for the last 15-16 years

they are doing it in order to prevent people from saving screencaps of their live feed video and any other proof that they exist from being stored on your pc
the spy chip looks through your computer and if it finds anything having to do with alierms it immediately sends a message to NASA letting them know you have ayy lmaos on your pc and evidence of their existence
they will then decide whether it is in their best interest to send a few agents to your door to talk to you about something random in your area in order to judge if you area high level threat or someone who wont be taken seriously
if its the first they will activate the second spychip in order to fry your pc and wipe it of any data
if its the second they will do the same only they will also rape your sister

roll for satanic trips

>>683937220
Just wait a little longer, let it dry

>>683937285
Anyone dumb enough to fall for this doesn't know how to take the sides off their computer's case.

Now did you or did you not pull an old dell out of the garbage?

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>>683937337

Rolls royce

satan doesn't care

>>683937475
Dumb enough, are you that fucking stupid? OP is trying to make a thread in which he pretends he is a retard that thinks simple computer parts are spy equipment. Then half of you faggots take him seriously. Just have some fun with the thread you cunt.

>>683937742
summerfag

>>683937866
is it summer already?

>>683936661
Do it phaggot

>>683937337
Why not simply fake the live feed like they fake everything else?

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>>683932486
Found a spychip labeled "MSI" what does it mean!?

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>>683935603

>>683937866
Only newestfaggots call any newfag or summer

>>683938060
it stands for Master Spy Interface

REMOVE ASAP

>>683938060
MSI is Master-Slave Interface. It's the hardcore mind control shit. I've never seen one in person.

That I remember... DUN DUN DUNNNN

>>683937742
I didn't say I didn't get it, but it's much easier to make you mad, then get someone who's ignorant enough with PC hardware to have the confidence to touch dick on their motherboard.

How much you wanna bet over half of people who don't use desktops often, don't even know how to remove the side panels on their case?

>>683937244
Why are you so grumpy today?

You have the exact same color paper as these labeled chips? /thread.

>>683937866

You seem cranky
Why are you so cranky?

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>>683934192
>this guy

cyka blyat

>>683934864
Roll

>>683938060
Micro-Star International

>>683938060
Master Spy Interface

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>>683934864
sapan help me

>>683938898
пашол нахуй

>>683934864
dont fall for it guise, its obviously just a clock

>>683934864
ayo lucifer help me mate

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>>683939157
WTF

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>>683939252
Fuck guise its just op trying to get free shit

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>>683932486
Fucking sides in orbit!!!!

I took it out and my comp is not working now? Please help.

>>683936803
You meant off by five, newfriend.

666

>>683932486
Microwave the whole motherboard.

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Spychips?
OP, are you the 4chan hacker?

>>683934864
K then

>>683940175
Yes, I am the president of anonymous.

>>683933628
is it already the fifth of december in america????

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Do you really have 2mb limitation on Webm files?

>>683934864
roll

>>683940460
Americans write the date
month/day/year

Rolll

You Need to remove the CMOS battery and coat your motherboard in peanutbutter to deflect NSA radiowaves

>>683937742
I don't think OP needs help pretending he's a retard.

EVERYONE GET READY AND POSTFLOOD

Cgg

>>683940661
Fuck

666

>>683932486
did you travel back to 2004 and swipe a computer? those are old and huge af memory sticks.....or youre some poor faget

Hello, I did a little research and found one of those in my computer, seriously, it is some kind of bad software? Cause I've noticed my computer was really slow since I've bought it

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>>683940864
kek look at this faggot

>>683932486
I just took those microchips out of my computer, and the speed increased considerably. Those damn chips must have been sending information to somewhere. I think I'm going to have to talk with the store that I bought my computer from.

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>>683939815
THIS.
see when heated to the proper temperature
the FBI and NSA chips will be erased
The spy chips will be completely deleted

quick note even without power the board
with the spy chips still work! They use
satellite controls to activate the chips and
spy on you, there are gama rays sent to the
spy chips, and steal your information
what you should do is wrap the board in
aluminum foil them microwave it for 10 minutes.
Make sure you wrap it good about 5 times first
this will ensure that the SSIC (super spy interface committee)
cant get your information.

>remove
>put in microwave for 2 minutes

>>683932486
Funny enough, there actually is an exploit in which the RAM can be written to in a certain way such that it transmits 3G cell phone frequencies just strong enough to reach an infected 3G cell phone which then transmits that data to the NSA or whatever. Forgot what it's called but there is another similar one called system bus radio that works through the system bus.

>>683932486
shut up you fag hunter.

If you blow this up in your street youll be a fucking legend.