Excuse me sir, this is an illegal dubs checkpoint. Do you have anything we should know about?
No officer, I do not have any dubs.
No dubs here.
nope
>>683928577
FREEZE! YOURE UNDER ARREST
fucking pig
>>683928296
Am I being detained?
AM I BEING DETAINED???
nah mate just going to church
>>683928699
hands up buddy, you're going downtown too
I don't know nuffin bout no dubs sir
>>683928774
Dubs to burn the church
>>683928774
I dindu nuffin
*shoves dubs far up ass*
No dubs here, good sir.
>>683928296
No u
Capitalist pig, check the dubs of North Korea
nothing here, i swear
dubs???
*hides dubs nervously under seat*
>>683929535
Come on through, you're fine.
>>683928296
No dubs sir
>>683929935
I dont know nuthing about dubs!
Nah fuck off
No sir these dubs are legal. I have a medical condition.
>>683930044
>>683930066
Step out of the car, let's go.
if dubs, cop is shot
Please die
>>683930162
Nooo!
Let go of me you racist pig!
GET!
>>683928903
>>683928296
I don't answer questions
I don't know bout them dubs or sometin. I'm Just An innocent old man.
>>683928296
nope
I dont negotiate with terrorists.
>>683930477
ah fuck
>>683930477
book 'em boys
Lets just calm down, officer...
>>683930356
You there, step off to the side for random screening.
No dubs officer
>>683930477
Not so fast.
>>683930570
I hid my dubs waaay up there
They will never find them
>>683928296
Na holms. I only bring trips across the border.
>>683928296
you just admitted that this dubs checkpoint is illegal, you can't enforce anything here porker.
>>683930761
Test came back negative. Welcome to the Federation.
>>683928296
If satanic trips police shooting
> rolling for murder
I'm just passing through. I am no in possession of any illegal dubs.
Why are you toiching me there, officer?
uuh, no dubs here, only trips.
Just going to get some coffee officer, don't mind me.
Check it, then fuck off
what? dubs??? i dont even know what that is
>>683930999
checked
>>683930999
roto in the streets!
>>683930999
GET ON THE FLOOR, NOW! REQUESTING ALL UNITS, SUSPECT IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS WITH TRIPS.
>>683930999
MOVE AND ILL SHOOT!
>>683931064
It's for medical use only I swear.
>>683928767
I'm clean sir
i am clean
>>683928296
am I under arrest of am I free to go?
I swear I have the proper documentation, officer.
sorry officer, just waitin for a mate
No dubs here. May have some singles though.
No sir
Sir? I really need to go...
>>683931292
you are free to go
>>683931433
Next time, buddy.
>>683931433
step out of the car!
>>683928296
Good evening officer, I think you'll find that I am completely clear of dubs.
Nothing to hide chief
>>683931500
Sir, please step out of the vehicle
>>683931500
SHIT.
>begins running for it
>>683931500
that's the guy officer! that's the guy i saw running down the street showing his dubs to kids!
think of the children!
>>683931348
What's your friends name, James?
>>683931500
I think you're under arrest.
N-nope. I never get dubs.
May I take a phone call officer?
>>683928296
I ain't got no dubs sir
Dubs? Nah, not in my household.
>>683928296
Fugg da police <3
>>683931433
we have a perpetrator
>>683931569
Trips and I fall over onto the concrete.
>>683928296
gotta go fast
to be honest I don't know, I just got this car back after my no-good cousin borrowed it for a couple of days...
Dubs? What is this? Sounds illegal officer
>>683928577
>>683928699
>>683930066
You are busted, motherfuckers!
>>683931688
>>683931711
>>683931722
>>683931733
Right you were, see you down town.
Officer Dipshit? I have a notice here stating that this checkpoint is illegal and so are all police actions that have been performed here.
Any grievances need to be filed and the provided from filled out in triplicate.
>>683928296
These dubs are legal
>>683931688
>>683931688
>>683931711
>>683931722
>>683931733
Too many to handle?
>>683931688
>>683931711
"this is 12, need assistance; two suspects and one pair of cuffs..."
>>683931811
HA!
>>683931348
You've been in an accident.
I think you're drunk on dubs.
Maybe I can leave them with you and we come to an agreement, yes officer ?
>>683931766
A CORRUPT COP
>>683931583
his name is, uh, james
>>683931811
>>683931766
Righto - to the car shall we?
>>683931841
you'll never take me alive, I'm bombed
>>683931811
i always thought the guys from IA were shady
I have a permit for these dubs chief!
These ain't my pants. I'm borrowing them from my friend
>>683928296
What is this, "dubs", you speak of?
>>683931766
>>683931733
>>683931811
oh the irony...
>>683931955
No ma'am
>>683931955
even better, what's wrong with this site?
>>683931955
Irony, isn't it? Get in the car pal.
i have glaucoma and only use dubs medicinally
I only have singles officer! I promise.
quids get a 'get out of jail free card'
I've got no dubs officer, fo' realz, I've been clean for...12 minutes
>>683928296
Is there quelque chose de wrong cher monsieur l'agent de police ?
>>683932357
Good for you. Move along sir.
dubs you say? Sounds mighty illegal, I sure hope no-one has stashed any in my vehicle or my person
>>683932540
thank you officer, good night!
Err, no?
No tengo dobles aqui policia
No dubs or anything like there here!!
>>683931955
THE IRONY IS ON YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! GET IN THE FUCKING CAR, YOU FUCKING IMBECILE!
>>683932899
Little olld to be using dubs?
nah, I'm clean!
>>683928296
Give me a break!!
you should know about these digits
>>683928296
nah but i got dem trips
hello sir, i don't have nothing to hide
Hello Officer, what can i help you at?
I'm clean mate
no dubs here mon, but I do have some amazing ganja, want some?
none herereeeeerere
>>683933777
> Dubs AND Trips
FLASH BANG OUT, GO GO GO
>>683933777
i shit we got a big one
call in the reinforcements
Nah man, all clean here!
>>683928296
>>683933877
CROOKED COP SPOTTED
>>683928296
oh shit.jpg
>>683933777
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
>>683933777
>>683933877
>Trips and Dubs,
>Dubs (Corrupt Cops)
Call the Feds!
>>683933777
>>683928296
No dubs here, only dreams.
fuck tha police
not me officer, i'm a law abiding citizen
>>683934200
Cellblock 6 it is mate.
>>683933877
*dakkadakkadakka* "fuck da police!"
>>683934044
the irony, you has it
>>683934355
Not necessary sir, take care.
want one of these donuts?
TRUMP
No, I know nothing sir. Can I just go please?
>>683934835
Come through - you're good.
not a nigger
>>683935233
Take him down for good.
>roger
>>683935233
get out of the car mr "not-a-nigger"!
shit dude hide the dubs
>>683928296
no dubs here good sir
FUCK YOU OFFICER I GOT NOTHING
these aren't dubs, just a couple of singles sitting very close together
nothing to hide here officer!
whuzzat? Dubz? No mistuh offizzuuHUUURGHH!!!! Zurry 'but dath, ah've got sum wierd bug ur sumfin', tootally not druHUUURGHH!!!
>>683928296
no dubs here only trips
Nah, I might have trips but no dobs here.
Why dont you check for yourself?
I think you'll find all my dubs are licensed and all paperwork is in order officer.
Remember, sir, that statistically, 10% of the populace have dubs without even intending to.
>>683928296
No dubs here, just this fine cheeseburger.
I sure hope not, considering that I am here to help you check passing cars
>>683928296
morning ociffer, is everything cool?
gfys
Nah dubs r 4 fags
dont worry officer, i'm a law abiding citizen
>>683936323
You're right. Its always good to have a self check up.
what do you think, considering I am cop?