op is straight

nigger : i love you father

I love jews

>>683917349
What a nice nigger

>>683917437

holy shit kek

i thought this is what r9k was for

The year is 2134 and OP is still a giant fucking homo.

>>683917437
/thread

>>683917349
does this fag reaaly have a ring on his toe

I am a nigger, and this is good.

Its not ketayours its ketamine

I never fucked OPs mom.

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

>>683917349
Feminism makes perfect sense

>>683917397
kek

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Fox News is a rational and unbiased news station.

>>683917349
/b/ is better than it used to be

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>>683917563
My last digits are proof that it is gay to wear ring on a toe

>>683917616
>ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
dis nigga never heard of books on tape.

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Jew : YEAH FUCK THE BANKS

My name is Arin Hanson, also known as Egoraptor, and although this video game isn't Megaman, I genuinely like it.

Life's really gotten better for me after prison

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>>683917349
The nipples of this octupus will make fine nuclear thermal paste.

>>683917349
9/11 was a roadside job

OP, I love you.

immigrants are actually good for the economy

Congratulations for moving on to second grade, Tyrone!

Rape is a good feeling for my panis and girl vajin is tear so will have full enjoy

I'm so happy the whole world is finally living in peace since blowjobs are taught in school

>>683917349
Tits, gtfo, or please continue

>>683917349
https://libraryofbabel.info/

doesnt exist

Hey nigglet, I'm your dad.

I swear, my dick never smells like a Planned Parenthood after closing time

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My rabbits embarrassed me in front of dat boi so I'll eat all the Lettuce in the world and make them watch.

>>683917800
Kek no longer have the same as the original nigger

A little bit of vaginal juice can be added to roasted penises to bring out the flavor of the meat.

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I am above the age of 14 and I enjoy comedy music.

>>683917349
I'll take your virginity, mom.

my left hand ignores me after sex

>>683917616
Cthulhu fhtagn

If the Obama administration was full of spaghetti maybe Osama would have jerked his own father off instead of blowing your mama's asshole full of Helium and shit

I am Asian and there are less than 8 people living in my house.

Congratulations on graduating, Shaniqua!

Tyrone is helping me with math

Cthulhus a faggot

>>683917437
I'm sure some slave owner has said that at some point in time

>>683917844
>will have full enjoy

>>683917945
Definetly has been said before
>source: anime

My mother thinks I'm cool.

I can't see myself with a cup full of aids water, unless the aids water was from Saturn's 5th moon.

I really like Black History Month, and I am not a slightly-older-than-middle-aged female teacher.

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>>683917705
It never fails when the Luke boys are away on business, Daisey and the old man dig into some Netflix and neck-time.

orange for grown into neat bedside I'm forth seconded by an immediate rock night relation

>>683918013
Some niggers know maths

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Am i the only one here who thinks that cloud looks like a robbinsons creed

I really like it when one guy replies to every post in the thread in a single post.

>>683917349
I love you anon.

Do my nuts smell funny or is just my mom?

>>683918183
kek good one

>i sure hope no one uploads cp in this thread

Gosh those black males over there sure are polite and have a positive impact on the world and its inhabitants.

Tyrone and his son Jamal run a successful business.

Jewish people are actually pretty generous...

This just in: White cop stops to save innocent black bystander's life while chasing a white guy

>>683918330
This could've been uttered at one point or another when talking about selling drugs.

Sometimes you clap your cloud, other times potato understands the fabric of yo soy niggerino sixty nine claustrophobic hitler-youth.

>>683918422
>Jamal's dad would be around

nigger nigger nigger

>>683918408
Kys nigger

>>683918422
>Tyrone
>and his son
Nice try, anon

Hi there I am a little bit of a new one of the day and I will have to be a good day to get the same thing as well.

>>683918109
You mean DUKE boys and not 'Luke boys'!!
I will give ye teh benefit of the doubt and call it a simple typographical error, since you actuallyDO know the correct names of the characters on 'The Dukes of Hazzard.'.... ???
>This is where you confirm that YES, everything I said above is correct...

>>683918511
My son just called me this
>he died noaw an me lolzed at hiz dead boby wil I fap 2 hiz dead bum

>>683918552
You clearly don't get the OP do you

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>>683917349
Since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_
I got/received a text of communication/question/ask of technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies of machines far of miles:_"\_ Everyone knows this already. How do you fix it. _/"_:-_ . I am of communication/answer/reply of letter of word of language of text of:_"\_ Humans of policing/military live of:_[\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles since of brain of body of since of human of living of brain of body of since of sense/sensation of communication/text/speech of computer program software of language of words of anything/everything/eachthing/allthings of human of living of _{-\_[-\_ slackening/tensing of muscles of earlier and later of slackening/tensing of muscles _/-]_{--\_[--\_ and _/--]_ and _[--\_ or _/--]_/--}_[-\_ flexing of muscles so of living of muscle of nearer and and or farther of muscle _/-]_/-}_/]_:-_/"_:-_ .

>>683918594
Autocomplete?

My typhoid fever is licking its balls.

don't you get tired of those people who want to conversate with you by have a long conversation with you while you're working out in the gym interrupting your workout and exercise?

>>683918675
Aye

i already went to school, elementary school, junior high school, high school, college in the united states of america after receiving that information from him in person on the east coast in the state of new york and philadelphia, pennsylvania with all of the teachers and professors and other students calling me by the first name of "mark", which now i see that might make me look like a lier if my first name is actually "bobby" because again i think that my first name is "bobby".

>>683918594

did you just tap those 3 words above your cell phone keyboard a fer times?

i'm joining Islam for humanitarian purposes

upper and lower teeth bite down while eating or bite down on inner gums and lips, ventriliquism typing which varies from 0 to 80 percent while typing on the computer which last for a few seconds, right side of head push inwards in a cone shape which last for a few seconds, hand and arms right and left sliding away from my body for example while sitting down next to someone else, ventriliquism sweating of palms and feet and anus, ventriliquism freeze thought while making a decision while on the computer like brain thought pause and unpause, eyes from top of forehead to lower cheeks left and right compressed for a few seconds, waist and feet pull forward and it feels like my pants and undwear are pulled down and penis dick foreskin pulled backwards for a few seconds and then my pants and underwear are pulled back up while someone utilizing some electronic device to freeze and disable my arms and head and eyes from moving which last for a few seconds.

123454321What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

That feminist had a good point and stated it in a polite manner.

>>683918749
Yeah, see
>>683918709

Uneversal serial bus

thank fuck its summer, all the best people are on /b/ in the summertime

>>683918812
kek

someone talking into my ears where i can't see the person speaking into some wireless electronic remote control robot machine hearing aide with a speaker on it saying to hate having babyies and "no babyies"

to determine something you need to know is it hard, soft, cold, hot, wet, dry, liquid, air, does it have other objects that look just like the other object that are independent and seperate from each other, etcetera etcetera?

It's the police m'am, your son has been killed by a hit and run driver. The driver was an alcoholic.

The clerk lives in my neighborhood with his daughter, who prefers sneakers over high-heeled shoes due to her palsy.

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>>683917349
i love you, ________ (insert OP's name)

your sexual orientation is based on the truthness of the information and education that you receive on where you came from as a baby and the circumstances that caused you to come from there and so therefore, if baby's, whether it's a boy or a girl come from a person through sexual intercourse between a man and a girl, woman, lady, female then lesbianism and homosexulity is not a real thing.

I prefer cats to dogs but it is not because I am too lazy to learn how to care for and train a dog properly.

for those people who might be thinking about the same thing and those people who might have mental blockage which might be preventing them from fixing their problem by seeking education: "what if the older person's rational for trying to make the younger person or persons a lesbian or homosexual is because the person or persons is saying that if they or the group of people are away building cities and if the men are homosexuals and the girls are lesbians, which i think is no such thing and i feel it's another form of torture, then they won't be any random or unplanned pregnancies while away from the group of younger people, because the person or persons made those group of younger people lesbian and homosexuals for that time period in their life and tried to convince those younger people that it's the right thing to do, when it's really wrong because it was explained to the younger generation that babys come from sexual intercourse between a man and a girl, woman, lady, female and sex is another form or stress relief or the person might say that by doing that then they are just checking to see if their is a god that's looking out for all of us and might be controled by the devil at that time period or they are checking to see if it's a robot or it might be another method of trying to get that person's job"
I AM POSTING THIS AT THE CURRENT TIME OF 3:09 AM TODAY, WHICH IS THURSDAY THE TWELFTH OF MAY IN THE YEAR NUMBER 2016 ON WHAT THIS DESKTOP SAYS IS THE www.4chan.org WEBSITE IN THE BOARD /b/.

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>>683918992


OP here, you are correct

>>683918049
Yes may friends it will have good full enjoy, panis is spitting the cram into vajin and girl is cry for the pleasure is too much sex ,after she will feel happy for my panis and shake the hand for it

I really wish my asshole was wider.

Melissa McCarthy is really hot.

Keemstar is a really informative, entertaining, and polite youtube host!

The PlayStation 2 was graphically superior to the GameCube.

Feminists are so level headed and easy to talk to

>>683918078
Millhouse has said that at least 3 times

The glee club at my school was really good.

>>683918936
Keked hard.

The pressure from the Pac-Man hitting the tiger caused the lightbulb to shatter

Have you tried scotch tape on your motherboard?

Please don't an hero

>>683919407
Fuck off fanboy

My high school's GSA was NOT full of egotistical cunts.

9GAG is funny and original

>>683917349
I don't like traps.

>>683919584
I give a shit about your life. Tell me more.

>>683917349
OP delivered.

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Furries don't have sexy art

I use TOR for things besides CP.

>>683917349
Jews are poor humans.

>>683917868
if its less than 3200 characters it doesn't, yes.

Donald Trump is a highly intelligent man. He deserves to be the president.

>>683917349
I usually end up fucking a cat in the arse because it makes my tea have a better taste.

>>683919914
Retard.

Oldfags can't triforce

Wow, this first-person shooter is really unique.

>>683919954
Retard's been said billions of times, try again fag

mananon here

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>>683919954
Newfag detected

No, dad, I won't have sex with you.

If you cut back, you'll find yourself doing it less.

>winterfags

I remembered to activate my almonds.

The Cleveland Show is better than Family Guy

>>683920477
Jokes aside, I went to school with a kid who actually thought that.

Drugs are good, mkay

>>683917349
If you kill your enemies, they win!

Nobody would be retarded enough to say such an illogical statement.

I do not sniff the pussy before I eat it.

>>683917928
Oh fuck off, Weird Al is great.

I have a proud two inches

>>683917349
OP is super cis god

>>683920550
Nigga watch some fucking Star Wars.

Suck a cum ass nigger fuck faggot op.

That nigger smells great

Jamal is my best friend

bequeath before me on this good st swithins day, it is a nigger, who holds also the ability to be a faggot

That Jewish guy has a small nose

>>683919761
Nice try fur fag

Where knowledge is bliss, 'tis folly to be dumb

>>683917349
Glad I'm dead

depending on the amount of memes injected into the urethra, marsupials will sometimes blossom even during springtime and develop a curious affinity towards wheelchairs.

being a vigin is normal and socially acceptable

>>683920477

>Any of Seth MemeFarland being funny

Seinfeld is a fantastic sitcom

occasionally, the human race shits a shit so mighty, the pepes on Uranus REEEEEEE in fear.

Thanks for the tip, Mr Goldstein!

>>683918010
With all the people and fires there that shit has probably been said like thirty times

>>683921370
Okay.

I am Asian-American and there are less than 8 people living in my house.

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>>683918786

That jean claud van dam movie was really good

>>683917349
On the Feast of Saint Steven, I was driving my hearse to the wholesale liverwurst outlet when suddenly a hermaphrodite in a piano truck backed out of a crackhouse driveway, and, as my shoes caught fire, I pirouetted across Boris Karloff Boulevard, slapping the truck driver six times in the loins with a Chattanooga road map, even though he was humming 'The Pussycat Song.'

Who doesn't fap to tile patterns

>>683922192
I'm pretty sure this has been said when *it* happened.

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>>683917349
>That orgasm hurt my earlobe and toe nail

>inb4 edge "Hitler was wrong"

Everybody who loves Justin Bieber is a body for horny beavers

>>683919407
Wtf. Iv literally said this many times

>>683920444
Checked.

>>683922433
summer is early this year

>>683922433
Not sure if he took the obvious copypasta b8 or if he's b8ing us

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i stuff my ass with 2 long peices of tissue paper and run around my house pretending to be tails.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

I hope the girl I lose my virginity to gets pregnant.

I do not care about dubs

>>683918611
hazard*
you the*
actually do*

you faggoot

That 500 lb land whale is smoking hot

I can't wait to watch the new Ghostbusters movie. It's a fresh take on an old classic but I think it will be better starring women.

>>683923911
9/11 get

I genuinely believe r8 threads have a positive impact on the qaulity of 4chans post output, which Is the primary concern of 4chan staff

I read four end user license agreements in a row checking for spelling, grammatical errors, and other such mistakes that might allow me to find a loophole, but I need more time to figure out a way out of this mess.

I want momma June to sit on my face

>>683917583
are you ketamine right now?

I support bernie sanders because it's the right thing to do, not because of my student loans.

>>683917349
Donald Trump for President

>>683918139
Not the ones with names like Tyrone.

sometimesthatorgasmhasmadesensetotheextentoftheiidelvingintopsychoticmadnessasthevidia1080iscomingoutnovember21st2002

>>683917868
this is seriously fucking nuts

>>683917349
Complete business Taco Bell 4 complete run parasol call tyrant prometheus bacon theatre soap-opera.

jet fuel can't melt steel beams

>>683917349
I shall stump the trump

Trump would share his money with all the people and not ruin the US economy.

>>683917349
4chan is getting better every year

>>683917349
trump will be stumped by nazi jewish dictators with an army of niggers

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>>683924911
we found the one

Your father and I are so proud of you, OP.

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Aubrey Plaza senator beauty

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>>683924911
>911 of truth

>>683925093
kek

>>683924946
kek

You got a dick ?????
IL fuck you anyway

>>683917349
fuck that i'll wear socks if i wanna.

My child isn´t lazy, it´s really stupid

The purple haired boy just raped my platypus while listening to Yani.

to be honest, there is not a single sentence that has never been bananas to hogwarts from this point therefore /b/ is impossible and also aliens from pluto are cool to repatcha every once in a long time, not a while, tricked you. :)

>>683917616
IA! IA! Cthulhu fhtagn!

>>683917349
chemical warfare more like haha eiffel tower is the the you in my seven

>>683917349
Ignore these dubs

>>683920598
This Anon is a 100% right

>>683917496
This desu senpai

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>>683925686
It's in the libary - along with every thought you've ever had and ever will have. Incuding you reading this. Fuck.

A nigger goes to work.

>>683926031
Buuuuuut
"/b/

Create a sentence that has never been said before in human history"
^^^ This is what OP said

I stated a sentence that has never been said by a "Human", not created in an algorithm by a computer. :)

Wait mom. I just save this online game and come to eat.

>>683917800
http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=8845613&postcount=12

I wasn't attracted to him until he showed me his collection of cum-stained stuffed toys.

I want to cum inside of the death stars exhaust vent so it can make me retarded baby planets.

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Please pass the memes, Richard

https://youtu.be/ejc5zic4q2A?t=46m8s
@46:08

OH SORRY, I ACCIDENTALLY HAD MY CAPSLOCK OFF.

>>683918624
This would win the thread if it wasn't posted all the fucking time.

>>683917616
Hello Cobo

Cory in the house is not an anime

>>683917349

These muslims sure are integrating well

>>683919101
Sir, you are batshit crazy.

And I'm not saying that because of any strong feelings about homosexuality or anything. I'm saying it because I just thought you should know that right now you really are legitimately batshit crazy.

>>683920598
No. No he is not.

>>683917764
This is the first one I have seen that might legitimately never have been said before, and isn't total retard talk.

george bush was a good president and the war in iraq was conpletely fine.

https://libraryofbabel.info/book.cgi

page 209

If you fart in the ice cream, the terrorists win.

>>683917349
talking to a feminist: That seems logical.

>>683917349
Aww he is not that attractive- I'll go out with him anyway.

>>683917349
My that aboriginal family that bought the house next door are a hard working thoughtful bunch, the perfect neighbors...

>>683917349
This is Jamal, and my husband Big Neazy. He's a fantastic father and works full time to support me and our son.

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>>683917696

Christopher Poole did not turn into a cuck, did not sell 4chan to appease the SJW crowd and he will function well at Google.

>>683917349
Books are made out of computers, which are made of air and starlight that is straight unsenseful considering how uninportant this sentence is.

>>683917349
"Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

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>>683927565

Fuck me that industrial vaccum cleaner burnt on the way out.

>>683928448
I don't think you understand the OP.

>>683917945
What about Jesus, u dip? He ripped his moms hymen with his forehead.

>>683928794
He didn't speak English.

>>683917349
What's with the fucking faggot ankle chain?

Doodle and cock and also giblets

>>683917349
Library of babel

The foot latch laid it's eyes upon the massive towering robot that stood at the bay of the city.

Ur a nigga samul

>>683929106
>it's
>it is eyes
wut

>>683917696
sauce

Black people are productive members of society.

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Hitler was wrong

>>683917868
>said

>>683917349
hitler was in closet

You salty flaggon of oil can not understand the nuiances of door hinge moss.

Newgas are best friends