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>>683912025
...My planned method was cutting with a very sharp razor from under my thumb (I can see two very noticeable veins) to my wrist, and then, down to my elbow.

All while listening to music.

But...

>>683912025
just make sure uve got ur cemetary plot picked out & paid for first
rip

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>>683912124
I've heard about many people suggesting you cannot kill yourself doing that. I know just cutting your wrist doesn't work but what about going down to your elbow? Does the "down the road not across the street" works really or not?

>>683912025
K

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>>683912232
My only solace in this life, my only real hope left is to accomplish my suicide by bleeding as I described while listening to music.

Hope it works.

call one of those suicide hotlines and ask them for some good methods. They specialize in it!

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>>683912376
Wish I had a gunshot tho.

>>683912232
won't work; hurts too much

gun, hanging and OD are best

>>683912395
Yeah, not gonna fall for that.

>>683912376
Cut up the arms and hit as many veins as you can. Then sit in the bath full of water so you bleed out instead it just healing over. Make sure the cuts are deep too

You're worried about something...this is /b/, so let me guess.

Caught with cheese pizza, or molested someone, and worried about having your ass pounded in prison?

>>683912442
Really? But those methords I hate them, I don't wanna be found hung and I cannot get any gun here (Spainfag). Really won't work cutting down the road?

seek help, man! if you take your own life you're also taking a huge part of your friends and family's lives. Shit will get better, just keep moving

>>683912521
NO.

>31
>no job
>no gf
>no money
>no career
>I hate my past
>I hate my nation
>I hate my future
>I hate my present
>I hate my face
>I hate my small penis

>>683912479
I see. Drinking a lot of water cannot do the trick? I was planning to do it in my bead listening to music, with my arm down haning to the floor (I've seen blood presure intensifies that way in my arm).

>>683912579
Thanks for your trie but it's too late for me.

>>683912431
Train. Bridge. Tall building. Cop.

Hell take your rent money for this month and buy a cheap handgun. Aim just below your right earlobe

>>683912546
You don't want them to find you hanging, but it's okay to find you lying in a pool of blood? OD'ing on heroin is the best way to go, if you can score heroin, then there's barbiturates and other shit you can kill yourself with if you can find them. Just make sure to google LD50 before trying anything so that you won't fuck up your liver. They sell handguns in third world countries like USA (if you can visit a gun show they won't ask papers, not necessarily anyway). And, yeah, cutting your wrists hurt like a bitch. It stings real bad, even if you try to numb with ice first.

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I guess I'm the clown, but I didn't really lose much. I just have some scars, a slightly less efficient tongue and my right eye can't look up all the way, but that's it. either way, just make sure you die if you try it

>>683912872
I live in Spain, I cannot get any handgun. And with terrorists attacks in Europe it's even harder to get in the black market.

I don't mind about the pain, my emotional pain and fears are more intense tbh. Anyway, rather than the wrists, it's the arm I'd be cutting. From under my thumb to my elbow. Sure it won't work?

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>>683912916
I put a .357 to my chin btw, for you guys that'd like to know. here's me now. I did this back in october, so I'd say I'm doing alright, all things considered

>>683912692
Might not work. The bathtub thing works for sure. You could take blood thinners if you can find any, that should work. Or do the wrist thing and about 2 minutes in cut the vein on the side of your neck. The human body is really good at recovering, that's why just cutting the arms with nothing else usually doesn't work.

stream it

>>683912916
I don't get this. Did this guy cut from his wrist to the elbow?

Remember how shit it is to hit your funny bone on something hard? Yeah.......that goes up your arm, and you certainly dont want to run into it with anything sharp.

>>683913106
see
>>683913061

>>683913029
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you'll botch it, I tried cutting my wrists (the inside of the arm is just as sensitive) and it didn't go all too well because the pain was so intense. Hanging doesn't hurt though, you'll pass out from the lack of blood flow into the brain in ten secs, or so.

>>683913081
Damn, what a pity. I cannot even kill myself at peace.

I've seen people without arms and horrible webms and people still standing. I guess cutting my arm and dying of that was too good to be true.

>>683913194
Yeah, sorry, hadn't see it at first.

You suicidal pussies are making a huge mistake. No, the world does not value you there are a million people just like you, but until you have done everything you want without restraint you cannot judge whether or not you value the world.

>>683913268
you're good yo

>>683913235
If it's a matter of not being able to get a gun or something, than just breath helium till you die. You're body thinks its oxygen so you breath normal all the way up till you pass out and die.

>>683913303
Good advice anon.

Ill go rape that chick I had a crush on before killing myself.

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>>683912025
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>>683913203
But I've heard cutting your wrists is very different than cutting your arm down to the elbow.

I think pain won't be a problem in my case. My emotional pain is more more harder, believe me. I've had anxiety from birth and depression since 2003.

>>683912025
just live OP, let's do this shit together

>>683913529
Every time I tell about my situation here people actually ask me to an hero. Don't think there's hope for me. EVerything just hurts too much.,

>>683912232
If you post all your contact info. All your emails and passwords. If you post all that i can assure you ththayou will kill yourself

>>683913478
There's only one way to find out, then. Good luck if you do it. :)

>>683913672
Thank you, I'll try and with intensity.

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jugular vein. plenty of pictures on google. of course i'd never recommend that you should do this, faggot.

>>683913742
You want a really cool way to kill yourself?

I'm not suicidal and would probably never kill myself but I daydream about it all the time.

Anything that isn't instantaneous sounds absolutely terrifying. Not the pain but the last second / minute thoughts. I just KNOW that i'd have the worse panic attack full of mental agony and regret.

Only way i'd ever be able to kill myself is with a gun. It's BOOM, no lingering thoughts.

>>683913771
>doesn't want him to kill kimself
>calls him names
Feelings are a real thing

>>683913771
I've considered doing that additional cut if it doesn't work. Thanks!

>>683913842
If you were suicidal, actually those last moments are the only last moments of solace and happyness of your life.

I'm actually eager to live that. When I can finally thinkg "finally all my suffering will be over" while I listen to a nice progressive house/trance song.

Hope you never have to feel that though. :)

Look your just going through a rough time and it might be lasting a while but it'll fuck off eventually.....now if you really want to do this then I'd suggest a few methods....Skydiving is a great one because it brings out your real intentions, you either hit the ground and die or pull the chute....if you pull then you dont really want to die, if you cant do that then try anything but cuting is fucking terrible the pain is horrible and it takes too long, trust me youd be better off with suicide by cop or something easy like that, if you do it try go out with a bang, maybe make an LPG bomb and blow yourself up? Dont take anyone down with you because thats selfish af but yknow

>>683912025
maybe you could win the lotery so maybe wait

>>683914144
I don't mind if it's slow.

Those methods you mentioned are too much of a hassle. I want to leave quietly. Doing those sort of stuff was never my style.

AS for things fucking off, I've been waiting since 2003. Tried trying to study, tried working, tried this and that and I always get fucked. Too tired of everything, I hate my past which hurts and I hate my present. I'm just not waiting much, I wanna finish Fallout 3 NV first lol But I highly doubt I'll reach christmas.

>>683914144
Nah, you might want to die but survival instinct prevents it. You =/= your brain. They should just allow depressed people to off themselves legally like in Netherlands where they gave a lethal injection to a young woman with PTSD.

>>683913889
aspirin and alcohol will thin the blood. i'm not recommending anything, again, that would be unethical. I should point out of course that you probably won't actually die, your body has built in reflexes that will almost absolutely physically prevent you from getting a good cut. You'll likely pass out from blood loss, void your bowels, and survive with debilitating brain and organ damage.

>>683914403
and I'm not even sure you really want to kill yerself.

A real suicidal wouldn't need to ask /b/, there are plenty way described on the internet how to kill yourself

Guys, I work out. My veins are getting bigger and more noticeable. Working out is good or not if you wanna die by bleeding?

Should I go anorexic instead?

>>683914403
lel thanks for the laugh (no sarcasm) /b/ gave me most of my laughs from the past 6 years.

>>683914453
Alright that's fair, you seem like a good person it's nice to have people like you in this world, any from of gas inhalation would be good, helium is a favorite in many people, electrocution getting hit by a car something like that might be good for you, carbon monoxide poisoning or just a simple overdose could be good for you?

OP, does your family know that you are no longer a Muslim?

>>683914520
I didn't know about the aspiring and alcohol thing. Really? I'll research about it. Thanks in case it's true.

About the other, not that you have to believe me but when your emotional pain is so great, you only need to concetrate it in one point and start the cutting.

Anyway, I'd be a lot of hours alone so it'd take too much time for anyone to enter my room. Maybe that'll work in my favor?

>>683914005
It's not going to be like that dude. I don't doubt that you legit want to end it and i'm sure RIGHT NOW the idea of ending the suffering sounds good.. but you can't control your Homo sapien instincts. Your "bird-brain" is going to go on auto pilot the second you begin to die and your entire perspective is going to change. There was a documentary of suicide bridge jumpers who survived their falls off bridges and it covered this.

tl;dr It's NEVER going to end the way you fantasize about it beforehand. Humans can't stop their primate neurology from kicking in survive mode. You're NOT going to be laying down all romantically and shit while you bleed out like in a Hollywood movie, you're more likely going to be twitching out and spazzing in a corner as your consciousness slowly drifts off with last thoughts of absolute terror.

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>>683914715
Woops, sorry. Wrong thread.

if you can figure out how to knick your femoral artery in your thigh you'll die of blood loss much quicker.

its less intense than going for the jugular on yourself.

my suicide method is this:

become a jehovah's witness. make friends with a nice family and convert them. every day i go over to their house. while i use the bathroom, i create structural defects in their toilet. eventually, after enough cracks hammered in, the toilet will collapse and sever my femoral artery in my thigh, and i will die in the bathroom with the door locked of a jehovah's witness family.

this is my dream. i believe i can do it.

>>683914715
I'm atheists as almost the entire of my family (only my grandma believes in god, catholic).

Bruh I've been thinking about the same thing lately. I'm planning on jumping from a tall ass rooftop do you live in a city or suburbs?

>>683914722
the reflexes i spoke of are hard wired into your brain. a fun fact, many people that shoot themselves in the head physically flinch at the last moment, again this is literally built into your brain, it's not a choice. often this causes severe trauma and brain damage, but not death.

>>683914873
lol, thanks for another laugh anon. I love your sense of humor.

>>683912479
This. Also drink some booze and take a lot of aspirin. Make sure the bath water is hot too. Will help with bleeding out. Research your major arteries, femoral artery, etc. Multiple gashes will ensure proper exsanguiation. Good luck. Sharp blades help obviously.

>>683914973
You are ignoring the fact my brain is not working right, just like many people who was born with anxiety and suffer long term depression.

I've read many news about many people sliting their throat. Or how about the hiri kari japanese (or whatever is written)=.

>>683915046
Thanks for the tips! Appreciated and noted.

I just learn here about the booze and the acohol helping. Good!

>>683915115
Bullshit. No one can slit his own throat.
OP you're not suicidal, you're just asking for help, go see a shrink.

>>683915237
>>683915237
Just one example from my country:
http://www.acueducto2.com/encuentran-muerto-con-una-cuchillada-en-el-cuello-a-un-vecino-de-san-millan/33492

>>683915237
A friend of my deceased uncle slit his own throat. Like many things, it's possible if you are really inebriated.

>>683915237
And no, a shrink won't fix my problems, believe me:>>683912692

Besides, trying to reach out other people about this doesn't mean I'm not suicidal. That's a common false myth.

>>683915115
To be blunt, if you try to cut yourself open to die, you'll almost certainly fail and get brain and organ damage. Again, I do not suggest suicide, however with that said you may find that there are indeed more peaceful and efficient ways to achieve that objective. I do believe there is a book written on the subject that was published in Japan. There are also legitimate online resources that have methods. If all else fails, I do have a relatively painless and most assuredly peaceful way, but you should definitely explore all other options first.

if you're going to die, will you watch cp before going to meet your 72 tight virgins?

>>683915385
Forgot to add that he died from slitting his throat. Not 100% sure if the story is true and, like I said, the said uncle is dead so can't confirm it.

>>683915237
Shrinks require money anon. OPs cock sucking only pays so much.

>>683915391

you're white, you're young, you're male, you live in europe.

Man, families are dying at the sea just to have a life like you.

If you can't see your chance, yeah you sould die.

>>683913445
let it happen

>>683915420
I need to try my method first though, hope I don't fail. I can wait until I'll be alone for days and then do it.

>>683912692
kys you attention seeking faggot

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have you considered this?

>>683915779
I tried:>>683914453

I feel sorry about those refugees, believe me, but I cannot compare myself to them. It's only logic for me to compare with my surroundings.

>>683915797
pls pls tape it

>>683912232
Look, if you're totally serious about it...
Then across the jugular.

>>683915845
fucking kek

>>683915809
Believe what you please. But in reality I just wanted to know if my method would work and get happy about it.

>>683915906
hey man.. fuck those refugee's. fuck em. you kill yourself now and don't you shed a tear for those faggots. i believe in you, douche bag, you can do this.. not suggesting you do of course.

>>683915943
Yeah. thanks for the suggestiong. As I told to other anon, if I see I failed I'll try the jugular.


But I work out, will that be a problem? Shoudl I stop exercising and instead get anorexic?

>>683915906
so have a little courage,

do some shitty work just to save enough money and go open a business in a third world country where everthing is cheap

Thing is there is always a way

>>683916061
> i believe in you, douche bag, you can do this

Thank you. Hug to you. I hope it's the only thing I do I actually don't fail.

>>683916061
you're a true hero, aren't you?

Always amazes me how one can be so dumb, you filthy virgin teen

>>683916094
all joking aside, you should get a hobby and a job that gives you more hours. maybe do some volunteer work so you do good in the world and don't feel like such a worthless, sad, utterly without value, subhuman, slimeball, scumbag, piece of shit. honestly when you're at your lowest helping other people really can help.. not fake help, like this, but real help, like going out and doing some work for the benefit of your people.

>>683914970
>>683914453
you guys are worse than teenage girls crying about "depression" and "anxiety".You know your just looking for attention. fucking faget what about your lifes is so hard

>>683916127
Why would I want to do that?

I have the feeling even if I won the lottery I'd still kill myself. Only that a bit later, with 35yo.

>>683916321
>just looking for attention

Believe what you want. That won't stop me.

>>683914873
Should just go for the upper decker

>>683916277
yeah, you just love rapist murderers, you're so wise and brave. faggot, slap yourself. while you're doing that, me and my /b/ro are going to talk about how he's going to fucking off himself. that's what's important here, not some fucking shit stains from the 3rd world invading europe.

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>>683916094
>But I work out, will that be a problem?

Really? You have a shitty life, but you find time to exercise and ask some suicide help on 4chan?

>>683916344

>31
>no job
>no gf
>no money
>no career
>I hate my past
>I hate my nation
>I hate my future
>I hate my present
>I hate my face
>I hate my small penis

One of your reason was that you had no money.

You prefer to kill yourself than finding a way to gain money?

>>683916598
I cannot explain why I work out even if I'm gonna kill myself. I don't know if it's hope or just a way of keeping my brain "happy" until the day I kill myself.

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>>683916457
yes it will because everything you listed on your list isn't a NEED but a WANT. lots of people are ugly and hate their past. and not everyone has a 8x6 cock. you know people will kill to be in your shoes? your a pathetic attention whore.

>>683916709
I think ill try to search for a job once last time but that still would only solve a single problem.

There are things in my past that are torturing me, and I even if in a couple of years I got money, it'd still wouldn't improve my life much.

I wish you or anyone else could understand, but I guess you don't know about my life so you'll never understand me... :(

Thanks for trying anyway.

>>683916717
maybe you should read about stoicism, at least go out the way a man should.

>>683916094
Not sure how much working out will make a difference, unless You have the neck of a rugby player. If You want to go anorexic, then You could also just stop eating altogether and starve to death.

A few anons here mentioned blood thinkers, rat poison is a really strong blood thinner, but I'm not sure what other effects it might have.

Personally, I'm probably just going to fill a backpack with rocks I find on the beach, tie it to myself securely, fill my pockets with some extra rocks and then just walk into the ocean. Less chance of someone finding me, feed the fishies.

>>683916744
ok, again, believe what you wan t

>>683916827
since you're going to kill yourself anyways, you might as well give us the full story. losing interest, here.

>>683916827
Can you tell us about your past, what you hate exactly?

>>683916908
yes exactly, what happened to you? Did you always had a small dick and did it shrink at some point?

>>683916829
I remember something about it from high school but I completely forgot about it. I'll read about it, thanks.

>>683916837
I heard drowning isn't as bad as it sounds because before dying you feel a "relative calm". But I live in Madrid, no sea here, so not gonna try. Said this, I hope you don't do it.

I'm fucked but you probably are not as much and are mor valuable than me as a person so please reconsider.

>>683916009
>Believe what you please
I think it's a joke. That's why he's telling you to kill yourself.

>>683916827
Do you consider yourself a Man? or a little girl? because your acting like a pathetic loser. why don't you just toughen up. or why wait? tonights a good night huh pussy?

Just get into drugs, faggot. Much more fun way to spend time and you're still killing yourself.

>>683916980
It's too long, if youre bored just leave, my story isn't worth of any of your time.

But lately I've been torturing myself about a missed chance I had with a girl 16 years ago. She gave me her heart but I was so obsessed with my inferiority complex that I couldn't be aware of what was happening. I replay every day when she said "anon would be ideal for me" and I didn't do anything.

She's probably having a lot of sex now.

It may sound stupid, but it's only one little bad memory of my full life of frustration and failure.

>>683912692

>I hate my past

what happened?

>>683917077
Checked. I'm pretty fucked too, 31 this year, 5th person's couch I'm sleeping on in the past 2 months. Can't seem to find any kind of work, degree in humanities was a complete waste. I don't want You to do it either, but if You feel that it's needed, then I don't blame You.

op it'll get better, i promise. try again :)

>>683917290
Thanks dude. I can go in peace knowing at least someone understood me and didn't just attack me. Thank you. Dying with a bit of solace is enough I guess.

Hope it gets better for you, honestly.

>>683917129
I know I'm weak, thanks.

>>683917129
You must be the king of all Alphas.

>>683917324
I'm only trying one last time but in a nation with +20% of unemployment I don't think I can recover really. In 2008 I was as now but with a work and I was kind of happy even if I was still a loser, but I don't think I'll ever get a comfy job ever again.

>>683917214

It sounds gay but if you were meant to be together, you would be. And if you get your life straight, she'll come back. No girl wants to date a depressed guy.

And more importantly your family, you're ready to hurt your family for some whore whore banging all the ocuntry right now?

>>683917456
Man, you have many solutions to your problem you're just too depressed to do anything about it.

Go see a psychiatrist.

>>683917510
She's just one reason. I have a lot of more.

When my dog died, I let her die with my mom at the vet because I didn't want to cry in front of the doctors.

My dog was always supporting me, but I betrayed her in her last moments.

Again, many will consider it a stupid memory but it's just one of hundred of things as this.

Had a nice friend, betrayed me. had a work, I lost it due the crisis. My parents moved a lot with fed my anxiety. I tried to study but I failed.

Why don't you just do drugs?
You're suicidal, the world is your oyster.

I need to go to sleep guys, thanks for all your replies. Thanks for your time. First time /b/ doesn't focus on just insulting me.

Adiós.

OP would you like to work for a cartel in mexico? going to madrid in july for vacation. we can work something out. lots of money and lots of women.

>>683917708
not the worst idea.. i mean, it'll at least show you that it can always get worse if you let it. you might hit rock bottom and decide to say fuck it and make shit better too. or you'll junk out and die. either way you win.

>>683917675
well killing yourself won't change the past. It's done.

Now, you have a choice, either you feel pity for yourself and ask some advices to kill yourself, either you do something to prove the old you that you is the shit.

At the end it always come to a choice.

You die now: you'll be always seen as a coward who didn't even assist the last moments of his dog.

You move your ass: you become the greatest since you'd come from so far. People start loving you and more important, you start loving yourself.

>>683917967
i tried to insult you but it had no affect so i stopped. goodnight.

well, that was a useless thread.

>>683917967
it's noon is spain, you sleep now?

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>>683912692

>mfw I' only three years away from that

>>683918283
Yeah, didn't sleep through out the night.

>>683918379
maybe you'll feel less depressed when you're wake up.

keep it up man

>>683914731
Tl:dr version just as long
>duh

>>683914731
We'll see.

penis

>>683917456
i hope everything best for you, and that you'll find something that will keep you going on (and this time try harder ok)

>>683919114
I'll try, thanks anon.

I'm seriously leaving now. Just didn't want to ignore anyone who bothered to reply again. When I sleep so little I feel even worse.

Bye /b/

>>683919196
sleep well, anon :)