>>683903058
Are you kissless? Hugless?

>>683903058
Are you a virgin by choice?

>>683903058
Are you pic related? You look pretty cool, bro. You can get laid.

>>683903308
yes kissless. for hugless i was until 2 days ago, but it was only a half hug. i cannot lie and say 0 hugs but i don't want to call it a full hug
>>683903311
no.

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>>683903311
Nobody is a virgin by choice. That's like being a Jew by coincidence.

>>683903602
So you got half a hug. That's something. Did you feel a tit pressing against you?

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>>683903058
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>>683903058
17 virgin here

We should team up

I haven't been laid in like two years, I feel like we're pretty relatable at this point op.

>>683903058
Hey nujabes i thought you are dead

>>683903937
she was wearing a jacket so not really. plus she was just a married coworker who is leaving so i don't think i should count it upon further consideration.
>>683903426
yeah i am pic related. too bad literally every female disagrees with you bro
>>683903736
some people have had opportunities but turned them down for whatever reason (religion, ugly, etc) and thus remained virgins. i'd say those people chose to be virgins. i never had any opportunity whatsoever and i would have leapt at any chance. sorry i didn't mean to sound like an asshole but some people do choose to be virgins.

>>683903602
>tfw I know how you feel.

Damn, /b/ro...

OP, have you tried online dating sites?

>>683904372
i keep pussying out. soon though

What is the one true religion?

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>>683903058
Where did you go wrong?

>>683904519
Maybe you should stop caring that much about being a virgin
Sex is no big deal and drowning in a sea of self pity won't help you for losing the v-card
Just relax and enjoy the time given to you on this earth

>>683903058
if you could change one thing about your past life, what would it be?

>>683905337
More like where did this assholes parents go wrong, am I right?

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>>683905039
i sure have. got 0 matches on tinder and never got a single message off okcupid

>>683903058
What would you think a pussy smells and tastes like in your own words. Describe it to me.

>>683905039
Almost 22 y.o. virgin here. I've learned over the past year that online dating is a depressing son of a bitch. No one ever fucking replies ever. No matter what you say, no matter how nice your pictures look. Nothing, I feel like iv'e been cursed to be a virgin until I fucking die at this point.

>>683905093
Sorry to break it to you, but having sex won't help with suicidal thoughts. I've been a chubby NEET and when I started working at 18 I thought
>"yeah I'll lose weight now, get some decent clothes, have money for dates, will find a gf or at least have women that are interested in casual sex"
So when I got to 22, still a virgin, no attention from women at all, I went to a prostitute. I'm still suicidal, but I'm too scared to do it too. It's ok, only 30 more years or so..

>>683905166
um they're all okay to help people be better but there is no god like god in the bible or any organized religion so it's all "false"
>>683905337
i wish i knew.
>>683905446
i wouldn't have killed whoever i killed that cursed me to this existence

what are the disadvantages to being a virgin? i see none.

>>683903058
5 more years till wizardom my friend. Chin up.

>>683905166
Your family relentlessly asking you when you're going to get a girlfriend at reunions off the top of my head.

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>>683903058
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?

>>683905618
smell and taste are so similar. i think like cotton candy mixed with a light tuna. maybe pennies too idk
>>683905621
i feel like there was a short period in time like 3 years ago that online dating was okay and would work. but now it's broken and so are the ways shy people met before online dating. so the whole thing is impossible unless you already had success

it's not a good state to be in

>>683905747
Oh okay, so you're an atheist then? That definitly explains the virginity. Buddy, let me tell you something, I was a lot like you, an atheist virgin. Then I started thinking to myself "Hey, what the fuck do I know, who am I to determine whether or not there is a God, I'm a fucking virgin for crying out loud." So I came to the realisation that perhaps there was a God, and guess what? I started going to church where I met a lovely young lady.

Three weeks later, we're banging in her old man's Ford.

>>683903058
bro ima lay down some real shit on you. You wanna know what affection is like, its 7 years of your life wasted and finding out your closest friend is banging her in your bedroom on your birthday.

You'll never get the years back you lost. And you'll never forget.

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is this you?

>>683905635
God is this what men have been reduced to? Either stop putting girls and pussy on a pedestal or pull the trigger. Men don't need you fucking it up for the rest of us. Not long from now you'll either be a trap or a feminist so kill yourself and save us the trouble, ffs you're pathetic man.

>>683905635
>>683905906
i'm going to be an hero before i'm a wizard
>>683905816
lonely, knowing that you're worthless to everyone who has ever seen you, having no value as a human being, knowing no matter what you fucking do you're always going to be alone so what is the point of existing, etc
>>683906114
nope. life is not fair and all that shit you heard in the bible (by the sweat of thine brow or whatever) is a fucking lie

>>683906172
Three weeks after that, we're down the basement, we lock the cellar door. Buddy, she talked dirty to me. We we're at the drive in. It was magical.

But my point is, Poison is life. Don't be such a stereotype dude. An ugly, white, atheist virgin. No wonder you can't get laid.

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why not hire hooker???

>>683903058

Get prostitute,

>>683903058
Don't bother. Relationships are retarded made up bullcrap. After all the lies they throw at you, saying shit you just want to hear. I gave up trying. Some people are meant to be alone.

>>683906172
no i'm not atheist. agnostic. also i was deep into the whole church thing for 23 years so i think i gave that a fair chance
>>683906215
that sounds fucking horrible bro. that's why i'm basically done with life. since it's been this long with never any sort of affection at all, i know that if i manage to trick a girl into liking me that she'll just do something like that. fuck it. why fucking bother
>>683906283
yup

What's it called when you pretty much about to bone a chick, but the chemistry isn't there and you can't get a proper boner to pop it inside all the way

>>683906728
wow really?
i saved that as a reaction image a lil while ago
you were gonna an hero glad you didnt

>>683906728
Dipshit, you said religion was false. So, unless I misssed something, that is not being agnostic bro. That is textbook atheism.

>>683906215
I have to agree with this dude, first off love doesn't equate to sex, so fuck off with that. Second live your life man and stop 'browsing the chon' 20 hours a day and crying about you big bad troubles. Be a man and fucking live your life and do some grown ass man shit. The rest will follow.

>>683906374
No, trough those years(18 to 22)even though I was a virgin, I gradually stopped being a "nice" guy, I did lose weight and kept it off, but for my own enjoyment not theirs. At this point I despise most women, and the only reason I went to see a prostitute, was because I know that it's cheaper than dates, and to see what it feels like.
>pull the trigger
Can't have guns here
>jump under a train
Tried, too scared. I even asked multiple people to do it for money, nobody agreed, even though somw of them knew people who would do it

>>683906886
i was there for that thread as well.
don't think that we 5got, op.

>>683907000
This

>>683906397
WAHHHH WAHHH LIFES NOT FAIR!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT ME!!! GIRLS WONT FUCK ME!!! WAHHHH WAAAAAHHH. Fuck off cunt.

>>683904519
Well i'm 19 and also a virgin, i dont think it really matters, not like I want to fuck random hot girls to begin with

>>683906728
brother there is more to life and tbh things will get better. Like most of us im sure we have all gone through a whole slew of shit in our past but I can't linger on it.

I think about an heroing, the shit that happened to me was on the 24th of april so it was real recent. My world is shattered but i just can't let it kill me.

People will come into your life that are worth your time. Focus on yourself. Learn to love yourself, its hard but you can do it.

Im rooting for you man.

>>683903058

This is /b/, 25 year old virgins are pretty much the norm. It's not that big a deal, try to focus on other stuff, maybe a (non cancerous) hobby.

>>683903058
why live?
>>683903311
yeah, women's choice

>>683907306
Then you're in luck friend. They don't want you either.

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>>683906501
because i want affection and someone to like me.
>>683906635
nah
>>683906686
yeah
>>683906877
broke dick syndrome. maybe being a faggot idk
>>683906886
yeah i pussied out. soon enough though
>>683906923
yeah i said religion is false, not that god is false. reread what i said. i said god as depicted by religions is false but i didn't exclude the existence of god. that's textbook agnosticism bro. i don't know whether or not there is a god and i never said god doesn't exist.

>>683903058
Fucked any bitches lately?

Just kidding. Man, disregard bitches and work out and pursue a +6 figure salary. Then bitches will be knocking at your door.

I'm the opposite, I fucked off too much in college chasing ass and I have no money. Ssoon the girls won't be around anymore

>>683907467
Most aduts of reasonable intelligence would equate a lack of God with a lack of religion. Nice back-pedalling tho.

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>>683907448

Hue

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>>683903058

you look like Jon Snow on a diet of prozac and cool ranch doritos. anyways find the will power to try to not be as cringy as fuck regarding females, and you'll get laid eventually. remember females love getting dicked down but you gotta convince them with your personality. When I look at you I get a school shooter vibe so stop looking so grim and soak in and appreciate life

>>683907131
i didn't mean to troll anyone i just couldn't do it. soon enough
>>683907382
there is no reason. fuck.

>>683907703
When you (clari)net, but she still succin.

OP gets it...oh wait.

>>683903058
Since you are such a failure at life why don't you an hero?

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>>683907629

Except deism is a thing.

Fuck off, this thread isn't about OP'a religious beliefs. Stop being a self righteous cunt with "le hat meme" and "hur dur gaytheist". Let him be

>>683903058
why are you that old and posting here

>>683906397
a man IS entitled to the sweat of his brow, because he has earned it. you have never earned your loss of virginity because you haven't put in enough effort yet.
get a job doing something physical, work a fucking trade, become fitter and more confident, you will meet people, you will greatly increase your chances of the opposite sex to notice you, and like you enough to fuck your brains out. you don't even have to tell them you're a virgin.

i'll tell you one thing, you have 0% chance of a girl wanting to fuck you if they don't even know you exist in your basement refreshing 4chan threads.
so go out there and sweat a little, and this problem will solve itself.

>>683907467
At least I got the tip in. Glad to be able to say I got some pussy in 2016

FML

>>683907614
this

>>683907629
>Most aduts of reasonable intelligence would equate a lack of God with a lack of religion. Nice back-pedalling tho.
Are you fucking stupid, there are atheist religions like Buddhism that don't have a god

>>683907923
Fair call man

>>683907614
would rather fuck 50 bitches then be a virgin

>>683907629
i never backpedalled you retard. not my fault you don't recognize agnosticism when you see it and i had to "backpedal" to basically repeat exactly what i said in the first place because you seem to be of limited ability to read or comprehend things and why the fuck am i responding to you.
>>683907614
girls like money but they don't like it enough to put up with me.

>>683907927
most of us grew up here...

not op

have you done anything about this problem outside of bitching on 4chin?
nobody here is going to help you. only you can help you.

>>683908098
>i never backpedalled you retard. not my fault you don't recognize agnosticism when you see it and i had to "backpedal" to basically repeat exactly what i said in the first place because you seem to be of limited ability to read or comprehend things and why the fuck am i responding to you.

I don't know why you don't just look for another female autist?

>>683907027
Fat bitches get laid, so weight isn't the issue. It's just you. You won't get laid with this attitude and even when you do... What's that gonna change man? Is that gonna buy you your dreams then? You gonna magically be a man then? Nope...

It's just gonna be you+got laid. Your priorities are fucked and if you can't be comfortable being just you, because getting laid isn't your real problem... Let's be honest, then there is no hope for you. Many a man lost a lot of goals and money chasing pussy and women, but never lost any pussy chasing their goals or money, putting yourself first makes you less of a bitch, so go do it and stop being a fucking shit-posting attention man-whore.

>>683908098
I may be retarded, but at least I've fucked

>>683908284
owned

>>683907863
haha
>>683907868
i'm trying but i always pussy out. if i could get some nitrogen gas i'd livestream it for everybody and just fucking get it over with.
>>683907927
i've just been here forever, i don't have anywhere else to go.

>>683908436
>i don't have anywhere else to go.
Not with that mindset

>>683903058

You could be good looking if you:

-Ate a better diet (I can tell you eat lots of processed foods and excess)
-Got out into the sun and got a little tan
-Got a haircut
-Did some exercise

You could get laid.

>>683908248
high five hahaha

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How does it feel to be a fucking 25 y/o virgin u fet fuk

>>683908229
yeah i didn't start bitching about it until like 18 months ago, i tried everything i could and i just gave up
>>683908248
is it autistic to remember things that you previously said and what the other person previously said in order to form coherent thoughts?
>>683908284
well you win the argument. basically it all boils down that i'm always wrong because i'm fucking worthless as determined by society. and if society deems me 100% fucking worthless as they have then everything i say is worthless and you win by default. congratulations.

>>683908256
Do you know how to read? I already said I fucked prostitutes and it did not change anything.
>>683907929
Bullshit. I work my fucking ass off 5 to 7 days a week and I get fuck all(no pun intended)

I do have hobbies, I skateboard, cycle, cook, draw. So? I don't enjoy anything anymore and I don't think it's gonna get any better

>>683907927
lol I'm 35 and still shitpost on /b/. Been here since 2007

>>683908912
>18 months ago
you still spent 18 months ago crying on a website where nobody gives a shit.
get up and do something with your life, op. the world is your oyster.
also, turn on a light.

>>683908718
it's a fucking hellish nightmare where every day is worse than the day before and all hope and dreams are dead

Hey man at least you still have the potential to get laid... I am a disfigured cripple with a dick that doesn't work due to cancer.

Gonna be a virgin right up until I die at the ripe old age of 30 something.

>>683908912
Women don't really throw themselves at men, you just want all the attention without the effort... Classic work ethic these days.

Also I love Your non response to all the things I'm saying, you don't really want advice or truth... You just want attention and sympathy you fucking man-baby. The truth is too hard isn't it?

Sorry little guy,
I'll give you your rattle back to you now.

>>683908912
>is it autistic to remember things that you previously said and what the other person previously said in order to form coherent thoughts?


Have you asked other people if you sound autistic. Look what I'm saying is that there is another weird chick exactly like you out there. I see all sorts of happy weird guys with weird girl counter parts.

>>683909659
>you don't really want advice
correct. i made the thread just to shoot the shit, ask me anything if you cba to read the op. i never once asked for advice

>>683908989
Poooor wiiitteeeww babbeh! What were you thinking it was going to change you moron? I know being a Mountain Dew wizard is tough work, but once you come down off your cross and seek out ACTUAL pleasure from things you ACTUALLY LOVE, no one will respect or like you. So fuck you and fuck reading your whiny, douche-bag posts.

>>683909760
there is not and if there was she wouldn't like me

>>683910323
You're right, you seem insufferable

>>683908989
seems like it's your attitude that needs a fucking adjustment. man i've seen some ugly fucking dudes punching above their weight, you have to be confident, positive and hopeful because this is what attracts chicks. they want to be around people that make them feel good. i think you're petty in how you argue. if you're not getting the results you want out of your life then you're doing something wrong. you're no different to anybody else, you're not a special snowflake starring in his own miserable movie, you're fucking not doing something right and it frustrates you because you're not getting that result. figure out what the fuck that is and change it, because if you don't, you're dooming yourself to this misery forever.
GET ANGRY FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING LIFE HARNESS YOUR SELF PITYING ANGER AND GO CHANGE YOUR LIFE OR FUCK YOU

dis thread dead

>>683909842
So on top of being a whiny, unrealistic, attention seeking 25 year old child living out a Cheeto dusted man-boobed fantasy... You're also a shitty liar. Of course you want advice... You want anyone who will listen so desperately! You're welcome by the way.... You won't take anything any one says seriously, just continue kicking and screaming and ignoring what it really takes to be happy and be a man. You do have the power to change how pathetic you are. It just sucks that you felt compelled to post your face on here before you did!!!

>>683909842
you framed the whole conversation with your 25 y/o patheticness, what the fuck else would we ask you about? oh and fucking bullshit about skateboarding, you probably walk around carrying it because you think you look cool. someone who flips sick tricks on a deck would not have the shitty worldview you do. no one's gonna fix your shit

>>683911107
the other guy is the guy who skateboards. i don't skateboard.
>>683910969
>Of course you want advice... You want anyone who will listen so desperately!
since when do you get advice by having people listen to you. typically you listen to others when you receive advice

you must be really flustered because this is a clusterfuck of broken thoughts

You're fucking awesome lol

>>683911290
Not a question brother

>>683911107
oh my god hahaha, i thought that was you. everything i said to him i meant to you. you should become a skateboarder though

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I'm one right ugly fat bastard and I've had sex with 26 women, 2 men, 5 horses, 3 dolphins, and an alligator in my 34 years.

How the fuck did you manage to be such a useless cunt?

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>>683903058
Here OP, this is a pic of a girl i fuked a couple of times.

>>683911688
u sure thats a girl?

>>683911614
This guy fucks.

>>683903736
kek

>>683911285
just go to a brothel or something, sex and love aren't the same thing, and they don't feel the same when you're in love with the person you're fucking. you're not missing out on anything if you lose your virginity to a sex worker. she's still a real person.

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>>683911755
Yep

>>683911285
Huh, and here I thought you were somewhat intelligent, my bad mate. The sooner you fuck off this earth the better. Don't need you impregnating anyone and fucking up a gene pool, my only regret is I can't castrate you.... Unless you tell me where you live of course.

18 year old "virgin" here. I've always found this whole being pure and getting laid before a sertain age rather idiotic. Is getting your dick inside a warm moist hole reallt your life's priority?

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>>683911821
Another girl i fuked.

>>683903736
Rad .jpg

>>683911916
quit rambling no one is reading this

>>683903736
no not really lol
i was a virgin by choice until last year's NYE and im 22

>>683911959
Typical virg' thing to say bro, once you've fucked, you'll know that it is the ONLY thing that matters.

Also why "virgin", are you implying that you are in fact not a virgin?

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>>683903058

>tfw I was a kissless virgin at 25 as well
>then started flirting with girls because fuck it, what did I have to lose

tons of rejection but the girls were nice about it, always compliment them regardless of whatever they tell you, it fucking makes their day just giving them empty compliments even if you don't mean them. Just gotta say fuck what people think, yeah you're going to be a cringy loser at first but its like a new player in an MMO, yeah you're going to suck but the more experience you get with it the better you get at it, trust me not every girl will say no

>>683906215
where are those two cunts now bro?
have they made an attempt contacting you?

>>683912114
I'm saying "virgin" because I think the whole consept is rather idiotic.

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>>683911688
>>683911821
>>683911972

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I'm not even kidding bro

You need to man up and fuck a gator. There is nothing quite as manly as punching a gator silly and then raping it.

>>683912279
>>683911972
>he forgot to fix the filename on these

hurry fix it for next time buddy

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>>683903058
I'm 32 haven't touched a female in 3 years if i had sex with one now i wouldn't last 10 minutes so..

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>>683912231

>That close to Wizard status and fucking throwing it away

>>683911614
I've done nothing with my life, how else do you think? women think I'm ugly and want nothing to do with me so why should I live really?

>>683912257
okay, but you've never fucked. So you are a virgin

>>683912457

probably because your heart would give out in the first 2 minutes fatty

>>683903058
you're a virgin bc you're a fat unkempt retard

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>>683905503
Dude all the females on Tinder i found our nsafinder bots i got like 2 matches after like 2 weeks of liking females none talked to me we matched thats all that happen.

>>683911989
You sure seem mad, does baby need a time out?

>>683912580
what a way to go but

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>>683912231
>compliment girls regardless of whatever they tell you
>it makes their day
>mfw

wtf are your chances of success? you sound like a fag

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>>683912534

If I was as sad an pathetic as you I'd probably get a husky bitch.

The number of fat ugly hoes fucking their dogs would surprise you. No reason men can't participate too, though real men upgrade to mares, you're probably too pathetic to work up the nerve to approach a 1400lb girl, much less afford her.


Still though. Nothing gives you more alpha points and permanent confidence than raping a gator.

>>683906137
Varies between girls, not actually sweet unless they have diabetes. Slightly sour sweat is a good description.

on a scala from lonely island to pluto. how lonely are you?

>>683911989
I feel like the prostitue you paid for is saying the same thing right now.

>>683912929

Nigga they're empty compliments, who gives a shit? fake compliments for fake bitches gets you real pussy, its all mathematical n shit

>>683913408
This.

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How did you fuck up that badly?

>>683913233
pluto
>tfw pluto isn't a real planet
>tfw you're not a real person because you'll never experience something 99% of the population experiences

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>>683912929

Well I'm married now so what more do you want to know?

https://twitter.com/zulxer this guy is stealing your face

>>683912974
If you read the op, I'm not looking for advice. Like I said I just posted AMA. I know I can't afford shit.

4 more years and I'll be a wizard.

>>683903058
Hi op. So I got some bad news for you. I was in the same spot you were. I lost my virginity to a forty something Asian milf at a massage parlor in california where I live. They're basically like brothels. I did that for like a year till I met my gf. She's fat. youre gonna have to settle. Life doesn't play out like an anime. You're only gonna get older. Do something before it's too late. My neighbor was a religious/health freak and passed in his sleep at 58. I believe because he had no friends or family

Dude you're 25 and you haven't saved up enough for a bundle of rope and a knife? The fuck are you doing son?

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>>683912974
Nothing like some fine equine

>>683913408

Oh also get a fuckin job in healthcare like STNA or some shit and you can be swimming in pussy

>>683913715
I'm a man-baby that likes to cry and throw tantrums on anime message boards, that's what's wrong with me.

>>683913741
Man, that must feel like banging a coffee can lined with silly putty.

>>683912986
>implying any btard has tasted a vagina

>>683903058
You do know about Adelita Bar and Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club in Tijuana? If not, Google them. You're welcome.

>>683913934
okay. i haven't responded to you in a bunch of autistic posts. it's definitely safe to say you're the one throwing the tantrum here. you're really fucking obnoxious.

I'll be a 25 year old kissless hugless virgin in a few months. Honestly, it's not that bad. I can't miss what I've never had.

>>683914119
Good, a faggot like you needs a taste of the same shit you've been shoveling here. The fact that your responses are as deep as a puddle screams how much of a coddled little baby you are.

>>683903058
Go to a bar and talk to some girls anon there are a ton of girls that only want dick

>>683914119
This is an ask me anything post right? So you gonna cry little guy? Did a big meanie give you a boo-boo?

Why haven't you made society pay for your suffering yet? I hear panda suits are in style these days.

Op it's so easy to bring a slut home they are all over

>>683914119
Aww... Looks like he stomped off to cry in his huge cum stained pillow.

>>683907332
everything went to shit in your life and you're telling other people to stay optimistic and giving good life advice. Mad respect to you dude, no one deserves to go through something like that

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>>683914041
>implying you don't want to stick it in this silly mare's putty

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>>683914041

As shown in this photo from my extensive collection of veterinary examination pics, mares can be quite tight. Tighter than an asian preteen. Warmer too. And kegel squeezes that can crack a walnut

>>683915944
Really, I guess I should just delete the thread and start saving, who care about women anyway, horses here I come!!!

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>>683916271

I'll be honest. Getting to be a true horsefucker is a lot of work. The same amount of effort could easily score you some slutty hoes.

But it's totally worth it. The thing is, horses are cheap to buy. It's the upkeep. It's like having another car. One you can't ignore. $200/mo easy. Though, I suppose depending on how you look at it, its still cheaper than a woman

>>683916771
/thread

>>683916771
I left this thread like 20 mins ago after berating OP about being a baby. I'm sure he's off somewhere head butting his bed or crying. He might also be looking into buying a horse... Who knows and who cares. Just let this thread die just like the little baby who posted it.