Waifuism thread, The Restoration
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>If someone is new insult them with sarcasm
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>This is not /b/, This is /Waifu/
>have fun
Fastest waifu on no legs claimed
Question Of Thy Thread:
In which country you'd like to live in?
Drink bleach, its good for your heath.
>>683887716
The New Republic of Texas.
>>683885661
Hell yeah.
Nah it was only one time, did 125 for 4 reps before that though.
>>683885931
Nah its not important.
I only really get like this after a workout and I'm already tired so yeah, they should get better soon.
>>683885949
Poison its food.
Dumb faggot thinks he can invade MY world, heal, and then throw a Lloyd's at ME? Nah nah nah friend that isn't how things work around here.
oh and uh
a a a a a a a a a a a
((hey everyone))
>>683887716
it used to be a certain one, but that's changed....i'd say norway or iceland
Tenryuu claimed
I'm totally not looking forward to a server migration....
still here
>>683887716
Claiming
>qott
The country i already live in
The U S of A
Milinda claim
Sorry for slow response... Talking with a friend on CSGO...
>>683884005
I really hope so too...
>>683884150
About 2 weeks ago we got a rescue call at a farm a ways out of town. 2 teens snuck onto some old dudes farm and were trespassing in his barn. The old dude shot one of them with a shotgun and the other fell 3 stories trying to run away. I went to go land the Heli near his barn to save the kids. Got them both. Today I was told by my boss that Im being fired because during my landing, the shock of the heli killed 2 of his prize cows and a racing horse and he is sueing me for 3 mil... So now my job is gone and so is all of my cash most likely...
>>683884587
I am trying. I honestly thought about killing myself today though... I am not in a good place
>>683885035
See above
>>683885675
Hi Shinoa
>Why the ""?
>>683887274
Thanks friend, its all good.
Megumin claimed
>Enslaving all my stellar neighbors edition
Yuuki claim. How is everyone tonight?
>>683887796
Save some for later, still got some of my white clothes to clean
>>683887796
But Maaaaa, it tastes so baaaaaad.
>QOTT
The US is sufficient enough for me.
For now at least.
>>683887796
thanks for the advice syndra ill be sure to use it
>>683887716
Germany
Claimed
Obligatory claim.
>>683887796
You're about as cleansing as it gets, beautiful.
>>683887924
Probably just more petty drama, you're right.
I hope you get better soon, don't like hearing that you're feeling like that, man. And shit, you work out a lot.
>>683888007
Hey there, lil' smug.
>>683887953
You're not welcome in my Norway faggot.
Curie claimed.
How are you guys.
No one ever answers
>>683887716
Somewhere in Mesoamerica. Any country there would be fine.
Ugh... I description did not do him justice. Regret.
>>683887233
It's the only horror game that made me feel genuinely afraid. Just afraid to be inside that dark city.
>Intig - Falling
Ah. This one's especially affecting. Tats actually reposted it the day after I first linked it.
Miho claimed
>>683888035
>hugs again
>>683888206
how goes it hand
>>683888258
im ok
>>683888223
okay....well i didn't need your permission kek, i can go there anyways...
>>683888316
>I description
I'm tired.
>>683888035
Don't know but it's good
>>683887461
Yee boi
>>683887475
Grandmother's 70 birthday
>>683887580
It's non alcoholic Arnold Palmer
>>683887583
Ooohhhhh
>>683887697
Please learn senpai!
>>683888074
Great for sure
>>683888258
See above lol
11/10 best waifu
>>683888399
kek no you can't.
>>683888365
Going well, lil' smug. How are you?
>>683888258
How's the old phallus holding up?
>>683888035
It'll just take time sadly, wish I could hep you.
>>683887716
Any Nordic country. Seems chill as fuck up there.
>>683887233
Another one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu9JdmpSMLI
>>683887275
You had me at meats. Delicious.
>Best idol claimed
Guess who's watching a sushi documentary on Netflix for what could possibly be the billionth time?
>Spoiler alert: it's me
>inb4 'why don't you watch the only other sushi doc on Netflix instead?'
I've already run my billion with that one, it's time to do the same with this one as well.
>Shiragami Youko claimed
>>683888651
sushi documentary.......?
>>683888206
Eh I'm sort of used to it, still pisses me off though for the inconvenience it poses.
3-4 times a week every week, not as much as I probably could but hey I could lift you and probably other people in this thread.
>>683888523
what restauraunt is that???
>>683888590
im ok. You?
>>683888651
why are you watching them in the first place?
>>683888651
Have you seen any pepper documentaries?
>Maki
>>683888523
B-but your senpai
>>683888651
Yout the winner tonight
I dont feel that well
>early morning fubuki claim
>>683888035
Man.. can't believe the old fucker sued you... I think you did the right thing saving the kids. But firing you for that? Wth...
>>683887716
I'd like to live in the Netherlands~
>>683887929
At least he wasn't using a dark sword or an estoc
>>683888074
Hello~ I'm great! Enslaved an alien race in Stellaris kek. How are you?
>>683888523
Happy birthday to her!
>>683888884
>restaurant
QOTT: I love my great country of America. Would like to try out New York.
>>683888528
Good choice my friend. How goes your day?
>>683888651
I like Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Training Day, Clerks, and a butt ton of other movies I can't think of.
>>683888258
I'm doing good. How has your day/night been?
>>683888912
You have no clue what you have done I believe. If you do, shame on you. SHAME!
Kyouko claimed.
>Never sleeping edition
>>683887716
>In which country you'd like to live in?
Finland, probably.
>>683888035
> I honestly thought about killing myself today though...
Nope, that's not good at all.
You'll get out of this eventually, stay strong, wish I could help you in some way, you'll come out of that even stronger than before, trust me.
>>683888984
Heyo, hope you slept well friendo.
Nao best
>>683889074
Not too shabby. Just got back from watching the new Captain America, not I'm just relaxing a bit.
>Enslaved an alien race in Stellaris kek
I may need to pick up this game!
>>683889182
>never sleeping edition
im with you on that kek
>>683888343
Thanks Miho. If there was ever a time I needed that, its now...
>Hugs
>>683888523
Looks like you have had a fun day
>>683888613
Yeah, Honeslty, just talking with me is helping more than you know... Thanks friend
>>683889074
I know right? The fucking asshole shot a kid with a damn 12 gauge and is gonna sue me? Like really?
They fired me because if they kept me, he could sue the hospital as well...
>>683889182
I know. I thought I was past that point in my life but I guess not... Thanks for believing in me, means more to me than you know.
>>683887716
I think I'd like to live in Japan
>'You fucking weeb of course you would'
Even when I wasn't a weeb I always thought the contrast between the city/country there was nice. I also think the wildlife is wonderful, and it'd give me a chance to explore nature somewhere else for once. I've been in this one state for pretty much ever, so might as well explore another culture that heavily contrasts with my own.
>>683888839
Yeah, there's
>Sushi: The Global Catch
and
>Jiro Dreams of Sushi
They're both worth a watch if you're into it, or just want background noise.
>>683888906
Ah, mostly for background noise, and to me the culinary process is the only thing that I particularly find an interest in, with the exception of music. My interest in that alone, is what drives me to wake up, sometimes.
>Always new music to listen to
>Always new music to play
>Always
>>683888965
I'm the winner every night, who are you kidding?
That being said, what's got ya down, Pinky?
>>683888912
I can only wish there are any.
I have seen all of the food docs on Netflix, so does that count?
Shitposting is fun!
>>683889081
yeah...i fucked that spelling bad lol, it's 1 am whaddya expect
>here
>>683888590
I jerked it today and felt part of the orgasm, very faintly, before and after, so it is getting better. It still is not enough so afterwards it hurts and i get mad although not as much as before.
>>683888523
Thats great man. I havent had too many good days nowatimes.
>>683888365
Thats good too
>>683889182
Not enough but Atleast it was good "^^
>>683889180
O shit, someone responded. Wuddup?
>>683889623
Too much junk food and booze
Stomach feels bad
But i got a question for you
Whats heavier a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers
>>683889696
hey fran!!! how are you tonight???
>>683888316
I knew what you meant, don't worry. No wonder why he posted it, it's great. I genuinely have no words to describe it.
>>683888431
Get yourself some rest.
>>683888613
That song got me at the beginning, holy crap!
>>683889182
>Finland, probably.
Same. Goddammit Kyouko, stop being so based for a second!
>>683889623
>Japan
You fucking weeb of course you would
>jk, I see your point, good reasoning
>>683889696
fran
.
Goodnight beautiful Thread
Sleep well.
>>683889552
Good then you wont mind if i bully you with hugs.
>>683889180
I liked Bill & Ted, as well as Clerks. I haven't seen Training Day, but I might give it a shot, thanks. You seem to be into good comedy.
>>683889885
That blows.
I try to stay away from both of those things, booze more than junk food, but it's hard to stay away from junk food when you're broke as shit, so I can empathize with you, mate. I know how that feels.
>I had a bad stomach about two night ago, matter of fact.
And also, they're both a kilogramme, yeah?
I'm a winner, you can't trick me.
>>683889896
I'm on drugs and drinking cup after cup of coffee.
I'm doing pretty great tonight. How about yourself?
>>683890041
Sleep tight pizza
>>683889701
>>683888850
Sucks either way to hear, hope it clears up soon. Up to anything right now, big guy?
Can lift me any day, Cowgirl.
>>683888906
That's good to hear, man. Up to anything right now?
Just relaxing while enjoying some videos, that's it.
>>683889748
Hey, sounds like you're at least making progress. That's good to hear, man.
Well, time for me to go to bed, aka stay in my bed for hours enjoying my insomnia
Have a great night/evening/whatever
And don't forget to eat healthy and exercise!
>>683890041
Night!
>>683889521
But Kagami, you have a work, I don't!
So go to sleep.
>>683889552
>Thanks for believing in me, means more to me than you know.
You're more than welcome, always here if you need to talk, don't let yourself down.
>>683889819
Eh, atleast it was good! Up to anything?
>>683889907
>Same. Goddammit Kyouko, stop being so based for a second!
Damn damn, you know what they say tho, great minds think alike.
>>683890041
Goodnight qt.
>>683887716
Denmark
Rory-sama claimed
>>683890041
Night
>>683889517
DO IT! Together, we will rue the galaxy with an iron fist!
>you better be a mammalian tho, otherwise my xenophobic empire will hate you kek
>>683889552
Man, this is fucked up! I'd say you have to file a dispute note and defend yourself in court. Hope you win this battle~
>hugs
>>683889696
Fran!~ My scientist that is named after you.. But I enslaved an entire race in revenge~ How are you?
Cory claimed.
>>683890249
Have a goodnight Emi!
>Kyouko
>>683889696
9696. I'm sorry Fran, but you've failed us.
>>683889845
Oh not much, just chilling in these threads watching Owari no Seraph on the side.
>>683890041
>>683890249
Have a warm and lengthy sleep friends!
Fucking weeaboos
>>683890041
goodnight yuuko, sleep well you glorious soul, hope you dream great
>>683890171
drugs??? what kind lol
good to hear you're doing great!!! im surviving, you got anything going on this weekend???
>>683890267
psssh, ill just fall asleep and fall of a helicopter or something kek, ill be good though
>>683890245
nothing really. Kinda want to do something but I dont know what
>>683890267
School soon, already on the way so I don't really have time, how about you?
>>683890476
>>683889907
Ah, it's really hard to explain that to my buddies.
I'm not really a weeb anymore, if that makes any sense. I've read like two manga in the past three years, and I just stay here 'cause the people are nice.
Either way though, since all of my buds were weebs around the same time I was, it's hard to explain to them I want to go to Japan without them thinking I'd like to go for animu reasons.
I have broad but particular interests, and nature is one of them. I don't feel alone when I'm walking in the forest because I'm surrounded by living things.
>whoops now I'm ranting and raving
>>683890574
w-what? is there something wrong?
>>683889180
Kek, another rant on peppers is coming I assume?
>>683889552
No problem Milinda, always here for ya if something's wrong <3.
>>683889623
Well some of them had to include peppers so sure why not.
>>683889907
topkek.
>>683890041
>>683890249
Sleep well.
>>683888884
It's chuma guaca or somthing like that
>>683888965
No. You are silly!
>>683889074
Thanks man!
>>683889081
Just meat
>>683889552
Great night!
>>683889696
How's your biceps?
>>683889748
Really?
>>683890041
Night
>>683890433
Right?
>>683888613
Lots of meat bb ;)
But these cream puffs. lord!
>>683890689
>>683890549
Just contemplating if I should sleep or not.
>School
Good luck with that, hope it's not too bad.
>>683890542
Have any vidya you might want to play? Maybe a movie?
>>683890347
Hello! Congrats on your new slave race. I'm doing pretty great, you?
>>683890396
I'll try harder next time.
>>683890476
The best kinds, Valium & Adderall! I have job training tomorrow so I can work with elderly people. Should be handy to have on a resume when I shoot for a hospital job.
>>683890751
My biceps are small and skeletal.
>>683890141
Feels so bad
>but steel is heavier than feathers
I also just threw up
Fwl a bit bettr
Morw beer?
Wheres my tsuyu
>>683890050
I will allow it.
>>683890267
Thanks friend :)
>>683890347
Yeah. Im gonna try to fight it but I dont know if I can...
>>683890717
Thanks Maki. Your the best <3
>>683890751
Nice, glad to see someone is having a good day, ive had too much negative shit today...
>>683888295
must leep soon
>>683890347
I am indeed 100% mammalian! Yessir, no part of me is alien whatsoever! >.>
>>683890717
I actually think my favorite one was the first episode of The Mind of a Chef. This really neat dude showed several ways to innovate the cooking process of something as simple as dollar ramen, and I think that's particularly clever.
>>683890999
>just throws up
>wants more alcohol
Pinky are you dumb or-
>but steel is heavier than feathers
I have no words, my boy.
>>683890041
>>683890249
Goodnight.
>>683890245
Not really, don't really want to do anything either.
Not sure how difficult it would be to lift a person after an orgasm but I'm willing to find out.
>>683891009
>hugs
Im bored and listening to this someone help me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnfj6QCGLyA
>>683890717
Nah, Shiragami has a whole folder of peppers with anime eyes pasted onto them, which for some reason I now want to see.
>>683891022
Let me toss ya a (You). How has your day been?
>>683890966
played games all day today and I dont really like movies too much
>>683890925
I got you, love! <3
>>683890993
Oh meant the workout but ok
>>683891009
I will stop posting pic since it's all got till phone died and I will not pry for you to tell us. If you want to say it. Say it man. We're here for you